November 4th, 2011

Video: Dolly and Watson Sing the Blues

A Friday treat for you from last night –  an “absolutely totally brilliant” butchering of a Dylan classic “Forever Young” by our old friend:

Despite Gordon Brown saying  there was “no place in public life” for him, Draper is back in the fold and singing his heart out as his old chum Tom Watson looks on at last night’s fundraiser for Ed Miliband’s Political Adviser Polly Billington’s shoo-in selection bid for the Thurrock constituency. As he can’t be seen in shot, presumably McBride is holding the camera…

With the Labour bloggers taking their lines from direct meetings with Ed Miliband, Political Scrapbook doing the red-raggy ones and Left Foot Forward and LabourList parroting press releases, it is as if Draper’s vision has finally been achieved. Only after he got out of the way…

UPDATE: Amusing snippets coming in from last night from all sorts of places. Apparently Polly and Ed Balls sung Endless Love and Dolly did three songs. Who knew Like a Rolling Stone had thirteen verses…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good to see Dolly back in with the Labour Party.

    Abosulutely fabulous.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Twat Watch” “Spin”

    I just LOVE Eds “New generation”.

    They are so er new?

  3. 3
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Surely, “Shoo-in”? You just can’t get the help nowadays, can you?

  4. 4
    Stan Butler says:

    There fact that there are people in the Labour movement who are still prepared to welcome deviant tossers like Draper into the fold demonstrates just how out of touch and unelectable they are. Draper should be mopping toilets in prisons for the rest of his life, not hobnobbing with the Labour Party.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not going to play this and the spend the next week cleaning the mess from my keyboard but the opening frame looks remarkably like the person Balls salutes with his straight arm. The little moustache is even there.

  6. 6
    Trinny says:

    The word “sing” has been used rather generously.

  7. 7
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    presumably, when enough wereguild had been raised, Dolly stopped singing?

  8. 8
    Andyboy says:

    i hate that fat fucking useless karaoke Hunt

  9. 9
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    As Dolly made a career mopping the political toilets of the Labour Party, a task of Augean proportions, prisons would improve his quality of life.

  10. 10
    bobthedog says:

    Proof positive that shit attracts flies….

  11. 11
    Is Cameron going to stop immigration being debated? says:

    But the deputy leader of the House, David Heath, said: ‘That was never the intention of the petition site.
    ‘It is a mechanism for allowing members of the public to express an interest in a matter.’ He insisted that the 100,000 threshold only made a petition eligible for debate.
    It comes as a petition calling for Britain’s soaring population to be kept under control is growing at the rate of one backer every three seconds.

    Read more:

  12. 12
    Well it's a thought says:

    Hobnobbing is a big word can’t you shorten it by taking the first three letters away makes more sense then.

  13. 13
    albatross says:

    Karaoke or Carrion-ok

    Nothing changes Labour

  14. 14
    Trinny says:

    O/T scenes from inside the Greek Parliament show male MPs not wearing ties. No wonder the country is in such a state.

  15. 15
    Sir William Waad says:

    ‘Shoo-in’, not ‘shoe-in’. Nothing to do with footwear but everything to do with sheep.

  16. 16
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    That Chorley pie shop would never have gone bankrupt if he hadn’t moved to London.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    It is same as Cameron’s generation.

  18. 18
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    does the fear of compatition scare you then?

  19. 19
    shhhh... says:

    Tone deaf Tuneless Tosspiece

  20. 20
    Sir Oswald the Thrifty says:

    Wouldn’t “I will survive” be more appropriate?

  21. 21
    Sigmund Freud says:

    “Shoe-in” is probably what Guido had on the brain, as in “I’d like to put my shoe in his arse.”

  22. 22
    the last quango in paris says:

    my ears are bleeding.

    Send him to St Pauls to clear the place.

  23. 23
    Sigmund Freud says:

    See #21.

  24. 24
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    More like “I am the walruss”.

  25. 25
    Call me Infidel says:

    Don’t give up the day job Dolly….oh wait, you dont have one. Still the wife keeps you in the style you are accustomed to I imagine?

  26. 26
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    Wow. Smellovision!

  27. 27
    Not suggestin NE Fing says:

    Mazher Mahmood is 48 Years Old

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you go and compete in your own country?

    Does you country let in as many people as UK? We don’t have the space to let in more people.

  29. 29
    Corben Dallas says:

    make it stop MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

  30. 30
    Put simply says:

    Labour are the most corrupt, venal, deceitful, self-serving, disgraceful, crooked, sinister, dishonest, destructive, malicious, remorseless, calculating, opportunistic, greedy, hypocritical, despicable and wretched political party.

  31. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Love the tolorance fromlefties, asked you a reasonable question and you respond with smears.

  32. 32
    David Cameron is the worst Prime Minister ever ! says:

    No, but increased housing costs, knackered and broken infrastructure that crumbles under the weight of immigrants, reduced wages, reduced employment possibilities, overcrowded streets, trains, shops.. that angers me.

    It angers all of us. Except you and Camoron, obviously.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    So which country are you from Billy? India, Pakistan, etc?

  34. 34
    Two cunts who should be put down says:

    Drapist and Fatson are a pair of objectionable, slimy, oily, corrupt, rancid, evil old c unts who wish they were still young and feel self-loathing at the disgusting maggots they are.

  35. 35
    Eunuchonomics says:

    When is Watson appearing on The Biggest Loser and when Dolly D.Raper going to do something meaningful with his pathetic life instead of sponging off people with his lies, smears, nasty games and bullshit psychotherapy.
    Brown’s chums need to fuck off and take a long hard look at themselves. Saddos.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    I am sure the right wing loves you. I am sure the idiot Blair let you in.

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Evidence to back up claims?

  38. 38
    annette curton says:

    Nurse!, quick the antidote.

  39. 39
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Billy, an open door immigration policy and an overly generous benefit, healthcare and pension system, is a recipe for social collapse.
    A country can have either a welfare system or open borders, if it has both, it will destroy itself.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Your English.

  41. 41
    Engineer says:

    I thought there were rules about publishing video nasties.

  42. 42
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Harsh, but fair.

  43. 43
    Europe says:

    It is the final countdown. Do de do do de do do.
    To the Euro meltdown.
    Do de do do de do
    Goodbye Papa.

  44. 44
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Correct Anon, I am engish.

  45. 45
    Hacks and Politicians: Two Cheeks of the Same Arse says:

    Polly Billington: an ex-BBC reporter standing for The Labour Party.

    Who’d have thunk it?

  46. 46
    David Cameron is the worst Prime Minister ever ! says:

    And yet it’s the Conservatives, in addition to continuing Labour’s fine tradition of completely ignoring the electorate, who have increased immigration, increased foreign aid, increased our EU contributions and who are forcing-through changes to the planning laws to allow England to be buried under concrete for the benefit of Cameron’s chums in the construction industry.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Hope Billy is not one of the one million plus illegals.

  48. 48
    Mick Hucknall says:

    Ed Miliband did Money’s too tight to mention.

  49. 49
    Londoner says:

    I have no fear of competition. However, there is insufficient space and housing. The most recent incomers have NOT been beneficial, they have placed severe stress on the existing housing stocks, public resources and services, none of which they have contriubuted to. There is also plenty of evidence that they are driving down wages.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    It had already done it.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    I am sure you are. I can see pigs flying.

  52. 52
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You are out of touch, Trinny. Our Dear Leaders frequently wander around without ties and we know that they are in full control of everything, don’t we?

  53. 53
    kernel parka says:

    Elvis has left the building.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    I am sure you are “engish” and not English.

  55. 55
    Londoner says:

    Remove the illegals and the unemployment figures will look very very different.

  56. 56
    Sir Patrick Mower CBE, FRS, FRAS says:

    Can’t that c unt Draper be put on one of those Russian missions to ‘Mars’?

  57. 57
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Followed by Balls doing, “Buddy can you spare me a dime”

  58. 58
    Eee Uuu, the last evil empire says:

    I want to smack Ed Balls with a heavy, wet fish.

  59. 59
    Fashionable Wage-Slave says:

    Only the bosses can afford to go round tie-less.

  60. 60
    NeverRed says:

    The entire labour party should be mopping out prison toilets.

  61. 61
    Carl Sagan, astronaut says:

    …….otherwise known as doing a stretch.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    I even met few Polish pensioners who have immigrated to UK! I don’t understand how they are contributing to the economy?

  63. 63
    Mick Hucknall says:

    Time for Brown’s chums to go and do something useful and meaningful with their lives. They really are pathetic saddos.

  64. 64
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m fairly certain that theres an NCP car park in Essex, and the usual operative is tied up in the corner, whilst a wild eyed chap uses his computer.

    Wearing his peaked cap.

  65. 65
    My Other Fish Is a Pollock says:

    Hopefully, a fish landed in defiance of the stupid EU fishing policies instead of being discarded because of the expensive and unsustainable quota rules

  66. 66
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m fairly certain that theres an NCP car park in Essex, and the usual operative is tied up in the corner, whilst a wild eyed chap uses his computer.

    Wearing his pe-ffs-aked cap.

  67. 67
    Eee Uuu, the last evil empire says:

    You missed disgusting, foul, slothful, lazy, vile, destructive, vicious, incompetent, thieving and criminal.

  68. 68
    Britain the madhouse says:

    But they were objectionable, evil, oily, slimy, devious, twisted twunts when they were young. Leopards don’t change their spots.

  69. 69
    Tom Watson says:

    My favourite song of all time. It’s very special and carries personal meaning to me.

    Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in a sesame seed bun.

  70. 70
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ever seen Gordon Brown and Susan Boyle in the same room?

  71. 71
    furry stories says:

    Hello Dolly?

  72. 72
    Tony Bliar the champagne socialist says:

    Yep too FUCKIN LATE………

  73. 73
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oooo, Guido. The tension is almost unbearible, Guido. I’ve deffo got the winning caption this week ! I love you, Guido.

  74. 74
    Tony Bliar the champagne socialist says:

    O/T…………….Anyone else see that shameless fuckin fat slag jackie (Cant be arsed to look up the way she spells her fuckin first name) Smith on sky news last night……That fuckin trout should be banged up………….

  75. 75
    I'll have some of that..... says:

    I’m sorry – but having heard Ed on World at One saying precisely what George Osborne should have been saying loudly and clearly 2 days ago, I have to say that Cast Iron and Gideon have lost the plot (if they ever understood it) so comprehensively that even Ed Balls is making more sense.

    We don’t have a Tory government, and we probably won’t until about 2020, when Greeks will be buying up the UK

  76. 76
    Sue says:

    It is time for the Labour dogshit to jog on. Why do Labour feel the need to bring the turd Draper back into the fold. Now that Brown is out of the picture, it is only right that he takes his rubbish with him.

  77. 77
    nell says:

    I suspect you’re right about mcbride being behind the camera.

    It seems as though militwit has brought back together all of gordon’s squalid, slimy, hit squad doesn’t it?

    No wonder davidmiliband is desperately angling for a job in America. He can’t bear watching militwit destroy what remnants of the labour party gordon did leave behind , and wants to get as far away, from the catastrophe that the labour party has become, as possible

  78. 78
    Jimmy says:

    Forever Jung, surely?

  79. 79
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    A socialist that wants a job in America. Now that is ripe.

  80. 80
    SpAd says:

    Lipsmackin’ thirstquenchin’ acetastin’ motivatin’ goodbuzzin’ cooltalkin’ highwalkin’ fastlivin’ evergivin’ coolfizzin’ Marstons.

  81. 81
    Tron says:


  82. 82
    Tron says:

    Just when we thought we’d got rid of her she is all over TV and radio.

    The only thing worse than a Labour MP is an ex-Labour MP.

  83. 83
    Rhonddapurple says:

    “Forever Drunk”

  84. 84
    Old Crone says:

    More like Sympathy for the Devil.

  85. 85
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I wouldn’t mind having a crack at his missus.

  86. 86
    Fragmeister says:

    Dylan once described Like A Rolling Stone as being like a stream of vomit. He was clearly prophecying Dolly’s version.

  87. 87
    Bob Dylan says:

    Bloody painful on the ears!!!!

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