October 31st, 2011

Prezza Should Chus His Battles More Wisely

Prezza is trying to fight the allegations that he spent like a drunken sailor on shore leave with government credit cards. He has complained to the Cabinet Office that his spending under £500 has been released and denies that the spending was him. Could this upset be around the £400 spent at Hull’s Mr Chus Chinese in April 2004? Prezza denies it was him yet told the BBC in 2008 that it was his “favourite Chinese restaurant in the whole world.” So who was it then Prezza?

UPDATE: Some speculation that the Deputy Prime Minister was entertaining the Chinese Ambassador at Mr Chus. Classic Prescott. 

He was asked about it in Parliamentary Question in 2008, but refused to say how much was spent. There are also a large amount of restaurant bills that just scraped under the £500 limit such as the  £468.70 at posh champagne bar Kettners and the £493.08 of scoff at Le Volle Gas. Funny that…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Prezza wouldnt know the truth if he ate it.

  2. 2
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Fat troughing B*stard…

  3. 3
    Gary Jones says:

    He spent like a Tory Minister on a stag do in Bahrain

  4. 4
    Taxfodder says:

    Bullshit, Bluster and Lies….soon he will threaten legal action just like the time he was knocking off Rosie behind his wifes back.

    The man is a crook, a typical MP!

  5. 5
    nell says:

    Someone said that not only was it his favourite Hull restaurant but also that he had a business interest in it.

    If that’s true , not only has he been eating his way steadily through taxpayers money but he has also been using it to bolster up his business interests in much the same way that he bolstered up his son’s business interests in housing whilst he was minister responsible for concreting over rural england.

    I think the amazng thing about this credit card that he claims has been cloned is that it has followed him around – it was in australia same time same place he was, it was in china same time same place he was, in was in hull same time same place he was, it was in london same time same place he was.

    cloned credit cards used for fraud usually end up being used miles away from their original owner.

  6. 6

    … and bit him on his enormous arse!

    On Top Gear last night, he repeatedly tried to pick a fight with the audience.

  7. 7
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    He even looks like a pig.

  8. 8
    Steve Miliband says:

    Some say that stuffing your face with food until you’re sick is a form of Bulimia.

    Others say that you’re just plain fucking greedy.

  9. 9
    Number 7 says:

    Plus, had it been cloned surely somebody in his dept migh have noticed “unusual activity”?

  10. 10
    Lord Lardarse of Hull in the Head says:

    Listen you bloody pygmies…I’m Prezza the Great, I am…youse great Southern Blouses…

    How very well dare thee….

    I likes a bit of sweet n sour me…..so fecking wot

    You’ve just give a trillion euros to the local Greek and youse are asking about my little No 2 at the local Chinaman’s?

    Feck off, the lorraya…..and wait for my Twittering, Guido my son…just youse wait

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    Making excuses for paying for his gluttony with tax payers money says:

    Its not his fault he was “ill”

  12. 12
    SpAd says:

    Hypocritical fat f*cker – still giving it large with the “working-class hero” schtick when he’s spent his entire ‘career’ troughing as much as any merchant banker.

    Loathsome Labour.

  13. 13
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He always reminds me of Jabba the hut from the Star Wars films.

  14. 14
    And the irony is... says:

    People like Robber Baron Prescott are the reason the Labour party were formed .

  15. 15
    Rh- says:

    given his penchant for lying I would take his defence with a pinch of salt … and some prawn crackers!

  16. 16
    annette curton says:

    Gut reaction = Bare faced lie

  17. 17
    Penfold says:

    Lardarse is spreading the propaganda that his card was cloned and it wasn’t him doing the spending.
    It’s all a fit up and a giant right wing conspiracy.

  18. 18
    Lying his head off says:

    Prescott couldnt lie straight in bed.

  19. 19
    AnotherAnon. says:

    “HE ONCE claimed to be able to eat his way through the entire menu at Mr Chu’s China Palace”.


  20. 20
    What a plonker. says:

    A true socialist hypocrite .

  21. 21
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    Let’s hope he meets a Mr Creosote type ending any day now.

  22. 22
    AnotherAnon. says:

  23. 23

    He was on Top Gear yesterday.

    Never seen a guest get booed before.

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  25. 25
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Lardarse Philanderer Prescott = FUud MANiac CHUs

  26. 26
    £499.99 says:

    Usually I don’t count. So pleased that I am finally getting some attention.

  27. 27
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I think it was the accent, they talked simirler

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    AnotherAnon. says:

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    John Prescott says:

    ‘ey, lad! As it happens to the pertain of this story as such, I only spend £542.16 today at Pret a Manger. That’s to the fact of a normal amount to spends. Their sarnies are reet tasty and that.

  30. 30
    Anthony Weiner, Member of Congress for Brooklyn says:

    It’s all a vast rightwing conspiracy. The rightwing does things like photoshop suggestive pictures of “progressive” Representatives and send them to young women on their Twitter follower lists. It’s hacking done by the New York Post and Fox News. Well anyway, that’s my story and I’m gonna stick to it…

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    A disgruntled Over Taxed Voter says:

    Who’s going to make an official complaint, to the Old Bill , about Thumpers protracted misuse of our money ? About time this parasite, fat leech & over indulged pimp is brought to account which could open the way to strip him of his title. Strange how the Biased Broadcasting Company aka BBC is keeping this matter out of the News, oh forgot News, Facts & the Truth are not allowed by the Mark Thompson’s BBC, only left wing bile from its inhouse rags, Guardian, Independent,Daily Mirror are deemed truthful & accdeptable. And now aided & abetted by Patten (Dis)Trust Chairman & the Deputy Chair who directly advises ZanuLieLabour, so no conflict of interest there then …………..

  32. 32
    George Lucas based Jabba on Prescott says:

  33. 33
    Margaret Thatcher says:


  34. 34
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You don’t get a body like Prescott’s without gorging yourself at the expense of the taxpayer.

  35. 35
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Cue loud belch.

  36. 36
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hi Gary…..

    Nice to hear from a fellow Socialist chum….but, hey….isn’t that a bit below the belt?

    I mean we Socialists are truly expert at spending public money. Gosh, we progressives can beat the evil Tory Scum any time when it comes to ripping off the public purse…

    Pocket liners, par excellence!

  37. 37
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

  38. 38

    If that was true then the credit card company would have a record. And he would have been issued a new card straight away.
    HOC would have issued it and I’m sure he would have signed for it.

    But, lets ignore the necessity of proof and go straight to the Sherlock Holmes most probable chain of events.

    1 – Prezza had his card stolen, unnoticed form his wallet.
    – The cunning thieves cloned Prezza’s card and went to the SAME restaurant
    that is his No1 choice.
    – The restaurant staff failed to notice that another party, with an uncannily similar name to their local celebrity diner, also had a credit card in the name of J.Prescott.
    It never occurred to the management that a House of Commons credit card, with portcullis logo perhaps, in the name of J.Prescott MP, might not be a coincidence.
    – The Credit card company accepted the card’s payment and have paid the bill.
    – The third party knew the pin number, luckily the same as John Prescotts.

    Or, if it was a cloned card, the restaurant failed to spot the transferred-changed last 2 numbers on the card and receipt. Unlikely for a high value transaction at a restaurant., but still.

    Or possibly t was CIA/MOS-SAD/FBI/MI5/MAFIA/TOP GEAR/ DAILY MAIL trying to make JP look bad?

    Or, that JP went to the place, had a slap up binge with friends, and passed the bill to the hardworkingfamilies to pay.

    Over to you Watson.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    ” PREZZA Hut.. Thick Cut

  40. 40
    8345t says:

    Nothing is too good for the shirkers

    I know a few things about the chinese (I like em)

    Total f ucking bandits but trustworthy ( unlike anybody from a country thats name ends in stan)

    Dont tell me that fat choi didnt slip a few extra bottles to take home onto our bill

    Time to call in Charlie chan
    or Fu Man Chu

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    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Mr Chu’s Chinese Place LOL you couldn’t make it up.

  42. 42
    Steve Miliband says:

    £400 at Mr Chus? Must have been a take away for a night in watching telly

  43. 43
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Well, Guido , quite frankly….John is….well, John.

  44. 44
    george orwell says:

    “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

  45. 45
    Displaced Brummie says:

    I had a boss like that. Always spent up to the limit, but never over.

  46. 46
    Prescott in his youth says:

  47. 47
    Robin Hoodie says:

    Our John is just a modern day Friar Tuck.

    And a merry one at that.

  48. 48
    annette curton says:

    Confucius say Buffalo that eats all village rice paddy gives great steaming pile of dung.

  49. 49
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Spot the missing consonant round.

  50. 50
    Displaced Brummie says:

    With Prescott, surely Mr Chews would be more apt?

  51. 51
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Or maybe he is just a lying cnut.

  52. 52
    8345t says:

    Dr dodger that is true but it also works in the corporate world
    Several years ago I worked for a very large American telco
    Day one you got a Platinum AMEX
    “what do I do with this?”

    “Anything you fucking like”

    And most did

    No wonder the world is screwed

  53. 53
    Lord Lardarse of Hull in the Head says:

    Well, at least I punch above me own weight, Polly Anna…..and has a right healthy appetite…..

  54. 54
    John Presclott says:

    Ah, Chu…!

  55. 55
    Mr Chu says:

    Ah, so Plessclott say Card cloned, time for Old bill to look into tlansactions with Lard Plessclott location and diary. Please get police urgently, bling climinal to book.

  56. 56
    annette curton says:

    Alimentary you say, my dear Watson?.

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    AnotherAnon. says:

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    Chris P Duck says:

    I like Chinese food too, but I pay for it myself out of my taxed income.

  59. 59
    Halloween horror says:

    Tonight is the one night of the year when evil spirits walk the earth. Yes, the ghosts of past Labour governments will stalk through your neighbourhood to terrorise little kids. Leading the way is a ghoul far more terrifying than Michael Myers. The monstrous Gordon Brown will knock on every door to ask the legendary question. No, not “Trick ‘r Treat?” but “Whose idea was that?”

  60. 60
    tony's (ex) useful idiot says:

    “guurrgle gwaffalle, burgererwoulp, grup, bugurrgerloup, dwaaggle . .”

    The lying oaf was, and is, a bully.

  61. 61
    Selohesra says:

    cloned or not presumably he had to sign off statements as business expenses or report theft/misuse to police

  62. 62
    Archer Karcher says:


    Nailed on certainty in my book.

  63. 63
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    Good god – Prezza did a no 2 at the Chinese? Did they serve it to him for afters?

  64. 64
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    I would rather take my chances with Michael Myers and Jason than Gordon Brown.

  65. 65
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    Never expected to see a socialist quoted with admiration on this blog!

  66. 66

    It is a shame nothing will happen.

    In a former role as a troubleshooter in the private sector, this sort of lie was gold.
    Its so easy to disprove.

    Sit down with Mr Prezza and ask a few questions.

    – who has acces to his card
    – where was it kept
    – when did he notivce it missing
    -does he still have the card? Or was it returned when he left office?
    When did he report the cloning?
    Who informed him? He wouldn’t get the bill, so did the fees offfice inform him of the cloning?
    Did he contact the police?
    Is not a minister’s card being cloned a pretty serious security issue? Surely he informed someone? What about his cabinet colleagues? Had they had any issues with their cards?
    The night of the alleged cloning bill. Where was JP that day? Can we see his HOC diary? Was he in the constituency? Where did he eat?

    And so on – a good few dozen more for him to dig himself a nice fat hole.

    Then, off to the restaurant to gather evidence. Calls to the Credit card company.
    Check with the fees office. A further and thorough examination of his bills-especially immediately prior and just post to the Chinese one.

    Then, another sit down, with a good cop, bad cop interview until he admits or until he can’t explain his actions and non-actions properly any longer.

    Then the boot – Gross misconduct – Misuse of company funds – immediate dismissal.
    Possible chase through the courts if the sums are large enough.
    In this case, wouldn’t bother. But would circulate a

    “JP -mp is no longer permitted on any company property or to contact anyone within the organisation. He no longer works for the organisation in any capacity and is unwelcome.
    Please notify security if he attempts to enter the premises.”

    Take about 3 weeks I reckon – 6 weeks to nail on tight. But its open and shut really.
    If the card was cloned, there will be evidence.

  67. 67
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    And also an expert at the trough.

  68. 68
    Chris P Duck says:

    So THAT’s why he took a sinecure at the University of Wuhan. They offered him 100 yuan a month and free use of the all-you-can-eat buffet.

  69. 69
    A disgruntled Over Taxed Voter says:

    BTW c*nt is useful………this fat annal reject is more than a large slimey clingon…..he’s super glued to the tax payers money teat & won’t be prised off by anyone…the only way to get rid of him , is like a serpents,
    cut the f*cking head clean off……then dispose of seperatly.

  70. 70
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    Most unfair. Do you have any idea how much arab rent boys go for?

  71. 71

    Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
    Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
    Sleeps in a hole in the road
    Saving up to buy some clothes
    Keeps a ten MARK LOAD up his nose
    Such a mean old man
    Such a mean old man

    His sister Pam works in a shop
    She never stops, she’s a go-getter
    Takes him out to look at the queen
    Only place that he’s ever been
    Always shouts out something obscene
    Such a dirty old man
    Such a dirty old man

    Only like Prezza at the end.

  72. 72
    Chris Bryant says:

    My favourite dish is cream of sumyungai.

  73. 73
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    I thought Bullshit, Bluster and Lies were the executive of the Law Society.

  74. 74
    Sir William Waad says:

    It is scandalous that millions of Britons suffer ‘fuel poverty’ while John Prescott’s farts go completely to waste.

  75. 75
    Smells Fishy says:

    Le Volle Gas? The FULL GAS?

    Very appropriate!

  76. 76
    Lard Presclot says:

    I love to eat 17 vindaloos and then entertain myself by farting.

  77. 77
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    At least Knoxy Foxy kept his ministerial and business interests at arms length through Verity Werritty – although one suspects that channelling defence contracts was a bit more lucrative than using a restaurant.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Is that Dr or Tom Watson who will investigate further?

  79. 79
    Apparently we were attacked on 7/11 says:

    Even when discussing terrorism, his mind is on food.

  80. 80
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Bet you aint had a bill for £450.00.

  81. 81
    Tris says:

    An ‘amount’ of restaurant bills? Imagine.

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    AnotherAnon. says:

  83. 83
    Michelle Obama says:

    Give Prezza credit; at least he’s eating chinks, where he’s likely to get most of his daily suggested servings of veg, unless he’s just eating the flied lice.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang him?

  85. 85

    Perhaps an excretory organ bit donor would like to leave John Prescott for research purposes.

  86. 86
    8345t says:

    Call me old fashioned but I prefer conifer logs

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Tom Watson – someone else not entirely unfamilar with stuffing his face at taxpayer’s expense.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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    Atar says:


    Would just like to remind everyone that that extra Trillion €uros is about an extra £2,000 of personal debt for each and every EU citizen. Including YOU.

    Remember: The EU is GOOD for you.

    That is all.

  90. 90
    8345t says:

    McMental didnt even have the decency to wear a hockey mask when fucking us up the arse

    Y ou do know that maths is a great solvent for removing piss delaires?

  91. 91
    8345t says:

    Not an equation

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    The Truth says:

    Jon Prescott, Fat Bastard – Credit Card and Expenses fiddler.
    Tom Watson, Fat Bastard – Expenses fiddler.
    Jackie Smith, Fat Cow- Expenses fiddler.
    Eric Morley, Fat Bastard – Expenses fiddler.
    Frank Dobson, Fat Bastard – Social Housing fiddler

    If I were Charles Clarke I’d be shitting myself.

  93. 93
    8345t says:

    “Unauthourised reproduction”???????

    Was this what our Pauline called his desk top shennanigans

  94. 94
    Read the small print...never a strong point with Labour politicians says:

    By signing and using the card the cardholder accepts that it is the responsibility the credit card holder to check his/her monthly statement to ensure that any amounts debited are authorised by him/her and whilst the Bank has systems in place to check debits that appear out of character with the spending patterns on the account/card it remains the duty of the cardholder to inform the Bank immediately to enable them to take appropriate action to safeguard their and the cardholders position should the cardholder suspect that fraud has occurred or that expenditure has not been authorised by the cardholder.In the event that the cardholder does not bring to the attention of the said Bank any such unauthorised activity on his/her account/card then the Bank will deem that the account holder is liable for all of the transactions under condition 7a of the Term and Conditions which the account/card holder is deemed to have agreed to.when he/she signed the card.Further the card shall remain the property of the Bank at all times and be returned to the Bank by the cardholder on request. In the event of suspected fraud the Bank requires the cardholder to inform the police before any claim for refunds can be accepted and in the absence of such contact the Bank will deem the cardholder fully liable for the amounts debited.The cardholder authorises the Bank to supply police with any information requested regarding the card account,debits,activity etc to enable them to pursue their enquiries.The Bank also reserves the right to refuse to issue a duplicate card until it is satisfied by its/or police enquiries that the account activity is fraudulent and that queried debits have not been authorised by the cardholder…….

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    8345t says:

    he did but got another one 15 minutes later

  96. 96
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Jim Devine – stupid fat bastard and jailbird – Expenses fiddler
    Elliott Morley – fat bastard and jailbird – Expenses Fiddler
    Margaret Moron – ignorant fat cow and soon to be jailbird – Expenses fiddler

  97. 97
    8345t says:

    Thank you so much for posting that
    It should be played at his funeral

    This buffoon actualy takes himself seriously

  98. 98
    Selohesra says:

    Eric Morley did those lovely shows for pretty girls to appear on a telly competition – wont hear word said against him. Elliot Morley/Eric Ilsley – they are fat b@stards

  99. 99
    Prescott is a Tosser says:


    Opponent: Can I Just say…


    Opponent:If I Could..

    Prezza: BLAH BLAH BLAH

  100. 100
    8345t says:

    Fatty is doing iz bit for t’enirumunt

    Using the Archimedies principle the fat f uck displaces so mch water in t, tin bath in scullery that eee uses much less water

    Fucking Tracey will ave bin Archue meeknees screw

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    nightwatch says:

    It won’t stop here.

    Prescott will shortly claim that his penis was cloned and a lookalike hired to address his diary secretary.

    Where will it all end ?

  102. 102
    nell says:

    you forgot lord foulkes, baronessuddin, both also obese and troughers off the state.

    I wonder whether the HoC and HoL have bigger chairs made for these odious people?

  103. 103
    BillyBob... says:

    Here he comes….

  104. 104
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  105. 105
    NeverRed says:

    Reminds me of fat bastard in Austin Powers

  106. 106
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    I definitely think that the Goombay Dance Band have got to be included in the list of conspirators. They were involved in the tunnel in Paris event you know along with lots of others whose names are just strings of letters and numbers.

  107. 107
    Tracy Temple says:

    John always liked to lick barbecue sauce off my baps. And I actually mean baps, not my tits.

  108. 108
    albacore says:

    Lord, there are so many scams going on. Did you know that everybody else’s electricity bills are hyped up to pay private producers four times the going rate for electricity?
    I wonder how many of our MPs’ modest first, second and umpteenth abodes have been enhanced with generating capacities out of their derisory Parliamentary allowances.


  109. 109
    Prescott's home video says:

  110. 110
    Well it's a thought says:

    Probably because the MOD franchise was already contracted out to another MP.

  111. 111
    M says:

    Can always work off all that excess with the good old northern , working class tradition of croquet

  112. 112
    Labour says:

    You ingrates! Thanks to us, every day under a Labour government was Halloween and Friday the 13th!

  113. 113
    Tony Bliar is a complete cunt says:

    Lord lard arse, go FUCK OFF AND DIE…………..

  114. 114
    Lord Prezza of Greed says:

    Regioanl Growth Fund is handing out £950 million to the regions, I’m told. I’ll have somma that! Tracey and me gonna ‘ave a few meals to celebrate.

  115. 115
    Tracey Temple says:

    Wot? ‘e was’aving it off wiv her as well as me?

  116. 116

    Doubt there’s a gibbet strong enough to take the weight.

    Bayonet.. and then a fire pit?

  117. 117
    f4t 1rish tw47 says:

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Well seeing that MPs are in it for “The Public Service” and not self service , and I believe that pigs can fly and we do have blue moons, then who am I to argue with what you say.

  119. 119
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    My life Mistel Plezza all lays good gustomer in my Chinese away take!!!!!

  120. 120
    Mark Oaten says:

    My favourite chinese takeaway is Fu Man Poo.

  121. 121
    Well it's a thought says:

    Ed the milly boy talking about economy ,surely that’s a mistake?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So Prezza was not on the Gravy train, But the Chue chue train.

    Fat wanker!

  123. 123
    Voice of Reason says:

    Prescott is a repulsive liar and the type of hypocritical socialist that once lost this country its motor manufacturing base in during the 1970s. Similar to types like Scargill and Crow he a deceitful self-serving twat.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Orwell was special. Firstly, he was prepared to put himself in harms way for his beliefs – not one of the modern Socialist Core Values. I wonder what he’d make of the heroes of the revolution who leave their tents and go home to a warm bed every night? Secondly, his experiences in the Spanish Civil War led him to realise that the international socialists were every bit as beastly as the national socialists, which is why he wrote Animal Farm. Left Wing, yes. Loony Left, most certainly not.

  125. 125
    Prezza here says:

    If you suggest that I’m a lying 2 faced socialist hypocrite I’m gonna give you such a smack with my croquet mallet

  126. 126
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Quite the reverse!

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    Tic. says:

    Govt Ministers tend to shy away from having any cards in their name, for the very reason that they can have their spend FOIed. No one has seen this data yet, did it come from a card with his name on it?

    He still claims he never had a card himself, if this is true, he either he had a card in a false name, which would mean he used someone else’s card, (a breach of the bank’s scheme and breach of the Department’s regs and possibly fraud), or this data all came from a card used by one of his staff. In which case, it may be worth looking at the spend of other members of his team who had Govt Procurement Cards as they may have been just as happy to buy food at Chu’s.

    Either way, all of the spend on those cards has to be approved, they usually use a digital system to approve transactions, so it would be possible to find out when the transactions were approved, who approved the transactions and possibly whether they did a ‘bulk’ approval on the statement.

    Lots to incriminate him and their tawdry administration, but unless you get a whistleblower to say “he used a card in someone else’s name” or “I bought the stuff for him”, it will be hard to prove he did it.

  128. 128
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Would that be Chu En Ginsberg?

  129. 129
    The great British Public says:

    I nominate his “excuse” for this years “Ron Davies badger watch award “, previous winners have included Oliver Letwin for his “letting a young man into his home to use the bathroom in the middle of the night” explaination.

  130. 130
    Lard Pressclott of Bulimia, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Don’t I talk utter bollocks ?

  131. 131
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Keep this up all week and Friday’s bottle of booze could well be yours!

    (she says, knowing that in truth the prizes never get handed out.)

  132. 132
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Prescott is fatter

  133. 133
    Inspector Knacker says:

    Actually, if Prescott is saying that his card was cloned then this is a major security breach and one in which the Police HAVE TO investigate. Apart from the obvious security implications it should be remembered that it is the Tax Payer who has been defrauded here and this demands a criminal investigation irrespective of whether Prescott wishes to report the matter or not.
    The commons authorities are duty bound to call in the Police in these circumstances. This is now a matter of public interest.
    I do hope Prescott isnt lying about this.

  134. 134
    Lard Pressclott says:


  135. 135
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    They do lol

    Besides, rule 1 of caption contest “Billy Bowden shall not win”, rule 2 “If in doubt see rule 1″

  136. 136
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Lord Archer, a beautiful person – perjurer and expenses fiddler.
    David Laws, a beautiful person – expenses fiddler
    Peter Mandelson, a very beautiful person – a crime sheet too long to list.
    Tony Blair – Self-proclaimed God’s representative on Earth – a complete shit.

  137. 137
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Do socialists really exist? The people you mention are all building-site-labourer fodder who, through pure chance, got themselves out of the rain and mud and into a political office.

    An achingly obvious lack of intellect and vision is no barrier for them, because the thick sycophantic chav twats who support them are too stupid to realise they’re being taken for a ride.

  138. 138
    Laney says:

    Porky Prescott should be whipped through the streets of facking London Town!

  139. 139
    Mr P MCCartney says:

    You never give me your money
    You only give me a piece of plastic
    And in the middle of negotiations
    You break down ( the bill to just under £500)

  140. 140
    Bristolian says:

    Talking of pigs, my last message got modded.. and lost, did anyone see FATARSE PICKLES on local SW BBC?
    He was caught on camera laying into a local councillor just saying he was trying to do what “Call Me Dave” had announced – Fatman was shouting “Don’t you go off shouting about… (weekly rubbish collection)

    Fatarse is the unnacceptable face(?) of Conservatism. A fat bullying git.

    Where did he come from? (apart from OOP NORTH).

  141. 141
    BillyBob... says:

    I get the impression that the fat barsteward is not well liked on here :)

  142. 142
    Bristolian says:

    Or imitating fatarse Pickles.

  143. 143
    coooo says:

    Vic Reeves would make more sense than that vacuous bint

  144. 144
    Bristolian says:

    + Pickles

  145. 145
    Mandy says:

    and I like a big one.

  146. 146
    do me a favour says:

    Saw him on the lunchtime news moaning about Coalition plans to invest £1 billion to kickstart the economy.
    All this useless bug-eyed twat ever does is complain and snipe in his dreary whiney nasal manner.

  147. 147
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Not when he’s been caught stealing our money, yet again. And then telling the most blatant lies to try and get himself out of trouble.

  148. 148
    The waiter says:

    and, lord Prscott, you forgot to mention the fried Mars bars you ate.

  149. 149
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Strip him naked except for a sandwich board saying (in Arabic) “Mohammed was a paedophile” and drop him off in Whitechapel on a Friday afternoon.

  150. 150
    Mark Oaten says:

    Did someone mention No. 2?

  151. 151
    coooo says:

    That bloke who threw the egg must feel a right tit for being emptied by the fat fucker…

  152. 152
    There's no money left says:

    You were working in the Treasury when the Labour party racked up trillions of pounds worth of debt.
    No matter what you say or do, the electorate will never forget that you are partly responsible for the current state of the economy.

  153. 153
    The Underdoug says:

    The only poss activity that could be classed as “unusual” would be a distinct lack of.

  154. 154
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    Not even Prezza could imitate Pickles. If sumo gets into the Olympics he is a sure fire gold medallist.

  155. 155
    Luciana Berger - who hasn't she shagged? says:

    Calm down dear. Pickles lost his last vestige of credibility when a brave minion went around his ministry pinning up pictures of the Sontaran commander from Dr Who. I believe an enquiry is still trying to find the culprit – who will be fed to the Sontaran….sorry, Piggy.

  156. 156
    thick northern shithead says:

    I’ve always voted Labour…

  157. 157
    asian landlord says:

    so have I and all my imaginary tenants and cousins

  158. 158
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Pity fat bastard Prescott was not just under weight. If we believe his eating disorder antics then he threw it all up in which case the whole lot was a waste of taxpayers’ money. A drop compared to his overall spending, expenses, pay etc. he is an example of what is not value for money and every public sector audit body ought to use him as their prime example of waste, in every term of the word.

  159. 159
    Evening all says:

    Police already on this case and have secured this CCTV footage from the restaurant.


  160. 160
    Martin Day says:

    Ask mandelslime, i’m sure he could tell you, in fact the jock mong, BLIAR and chuka the gay fucker could tell you as well.

  161. 161
    Hell freezing over says:

    Whens the next month of Sundays?

  162. 162
    GENOGY researcher for his Lordship.... says:

    Click the link below for some glorious colour photo’s of Thumpers immediate family line, must point out thes relatives are much more intelligent & very caring about others than the fat Bar Steward from Hull


  163. 163
    Hacked off real tax payer.... says:

    No No your are mistaken about this revolting slime bag……….we just hate the fcuking hypocrite who believes he has the divine birthright (yes debatable IF he was born) to suckle on the Tax Payers Money Teat 24/7 & unhindered for life….

  164. 164
    nightwatch says:


    Prescott to submit his penis for forensic examination and fingerprint checks, in his bid to nail the ” cloned prick ” who entered his diary secretary when he was ” out buying pies “.

    More to come………….possibly.

  165. 165
    I don't need no doctor says:

    or anywhere.

  166. 166
    Our Dear Queen says:

    Friar Tuck?

    A Spoonerism there I think. Ask Trace.

  167. 167
    Pardon me boys says:

    Or the Katanooga chu?

  168. 168
  169. 169
  170. 170
    Bone idol layabout says:

    Labour is the only party for me.

  171. 171
    G&T here, waiter says:

    Mock tudor beams, multiple bog seat claims, dodgy credit card scams and a serial shagger. What a fine example.

  172. 172
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Posh restaurants and champagne, eh?

    A real Socialist, then.

  173. 173
    Up the Workers says:

    Can’t spell, can you? That’s the unacceptable truth of education under Labour.

  174. 174
    Up the Workers says:

    I think you will find Mr Pickles looked like that before he got his hands on a ministerial credit card, unlike Prescott, who appears to have got fatter with every year he was in government.

  175. 175
    Up the Workers says:

    Prescott was Jabba’s stunt-double on set.

  176. 176
    The End says:

    And in the end… the money you make… is equal to the… money you take…
    off the taxpayers.

  177. 177
    Up the Workers says:

    You are Lady Margaret off Downton Abbey and I claim my £5.00.

  178. 178
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parlaiment says:

    Nothing wrong with Lord Prescott using his corporate credit card for political entertaining. We politicians have to do it all the time and quite right too. I took my Katya on holiday to Rome, Brussels and Moscow and the taxpayer paid for it. She wasn’t half a good shag! You taxpayers also paid for her to stay in my apartment in London for 4 years, which again was entirely necessary for shagging purposes. This is what politics is all about in this country. Boaz.

  179. 179
    Head of IPSA and Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    Well said Mike. You have much support in Parliament. Jahbulon.

  180. 180
    Fish says:

    Heard him stay we were in a perfect economic storm – low growth, high unemployment etc etc…The one etc he didn’t mention was the debt crisis. He must have forgotten that. Or the 14% devaluation of the £ between 2006 and when Labour were kicked out. This had a double whammy effect increasing inflation and our fuel / enery prices.

  181. 181
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Well known firm of Hull solicitord

  182. 182
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Stop insulting Jabba, who is slim, suave and sophisticated in comparison to that lard arsed scumbag Prescott. To paraphrase Ricky Tomlinson ” Socialst, my arse”

  183. 183
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    All 12 of them!

  184. 184
    Lord Prescott says:

    I need a big bog seat, me, wiv wot I put away.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    govt payment card would not be cloned. every charge gets signed off by some poor underdog and head of accounts

  186. 186
    very angry but helpless citizen says:

    yes, it’s a different kind of war, no.1………

    prescott, sadiq khan, jacquie fat five bellies, phoney toney all of em need to be asset stripped and sent to Helmand in substandard body armour.

  187. 187
    very angry but helpless citizen says:

    and that twat with the duck house, for fairness. And handycock.

  188. 188
    Boudicca says:

    As Paxman was educated at Malvern College and Cambridge before spending over 30 years at the BBC, I would be shocked and stunned if he voted any other way.

  189. 189
    Plink says:

    Indeed, but our problem is that he has NEVER been fined for all that troughing (and bashing people).

  190. 190
    Plink says:

    Hallo. Do you chew Chu’s Chinese chow?

  191. 191
    Plink says:

    He also tried to come in through the bathroom window – but it wasn’t big enough.

  192. 192
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I would lick it off your tits Tracey. What’s your number?

  193. 193
    annomymous says:

    Don’t be daft …He’d Eat the fucking sandwich board!

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