De Re “Louise”
George Osborne says of Natalie Rowe and William Sinclair that “I met them together occasionally in the autumn of 1993″. She says he paid her £350 for kinky coke and domination sessions. In S & M games it is the practice to agree a “safeword” which is
“…a code word or series of code words that are sometimes used in BDSM for a submissive (or “bottom”) to unambiguously communicate their physical or emotional state to a dominant (or “top”), typically when approaching, or crossing, a physical, emotional, or moral boundary. Some safewords are used to stop the scene outright, while others can communicate a willingness to continue, but at a reduced level of intensity. Safewords are usually agreed upon before playing a scene by all participants.”
Natalie Rowe says Osborne’s agreed safeword with her was “Louise”. The question which many are asking is why “Louise”? What was the provenance of “Louise”? Guido draws co-conspirators attention to the lyrics of “Liza and Louise”, a punk rock single by NO-FX which was popular in S & M circles. It was released in 1992, the year before Osborne says he met Natalie. As this is a family blog we’re not going to go into the lyrics in great detail.
At least george has lived.
*chortle*
Blimey! We’re gonna have some fun with this one
The Torys are the comedy gift that just keeps on giving
Mark Oaten? Never heard of him.
Looks like we can guess what he got for £350; in time we will end up reading full details. There are white men who likes eating black women’s shit, don’t know what Osborne got, saw her picture in Daily Mail for £350 he should have got hours of kinky service.
Why was Osborne having kinky lesbian sex? It doesn’t make sense unless Osborne thinks he is a women stuck in a man’s body.
We don’t have to guess:
She said “Tory B” insisted on wearing rubber pants so her whip would not leave marks on his backside. “He was nervous at first, but he soon got into it. He’d snort cocaine before, during and after the session – lots of it,” she said. “He liked to wear a dog’s collar and play sex games including whipping… he would call out ‘Please give me mercy, please give me mercy’.”
TORY B
‘Wore a dog-collar for his whippings, but a nice guy’
A married man, tipped for a prime role in any future Tory government. Natalie claims she had five cocaine-fuelled sessions with Tory B, who got his kicks from being whipped while in a dog’s collar.
She said: “I really fancied him when we first met at the home of one of his friends. At first he had no idea what I did for a living, but his wife kept giving me the evil eye. Then one day his friend let slip what I actually did and he booked me for a session.
“A lot of the men I meet are cold and uninteresting, but he had a good soul. But he would soon go off on a rant as soon as anyone mentioned politics. He was very critical of William Hague, the Tory leader at the time. He said after hoovering up a line of coke ‘I’ll be Prime Minister one day’ and I joked, ‘And I’ll have all the evidence on you.’
“He paid me £360 plus pop, which means he had to pay for cocaine on top.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/19/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
My word all this S & M is a real eye opener for someone not from London and never been to public school. So this is what public school boys get up to, they seem to want to relive the Georgian period the height of this sort of thing not forgetting the srictly undercover Victorian period
File in Room 101 please.
How can these be Palestinians celebrating 9/11 when the fact is, these images were filmed before 9/11? FOX took library footage and faked the story.
This was exposed as a hoax within 48 hours of the attacks.
I mean he actually had a new one torn, rather than spending the last year commenting on a blog and figuratively getting a new one torn with some regularity here
Only one way to find out:
http://sports.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/Politics-c110000037
What do they mean “susp”. Are they certain he is out? Or has the system creased due to high volume?
Institute for Fiscal Studies says chancellor’s plan will cause 10% drop in family living standards.
Not his of course – just yours and mine.
Don’t Forget – We Are All in This Together says:
“Institute for Fiscal Studies says chancellor’s plan will cause 10% drop in family living standards.
Not his of course – just yours and mine.”
But he might suffer from not being able to accumulate as much as his aspirations to higher living standards might want.
BBC Controller: it’s interesting to speculate what the Beeb’s take would be had Natalie been a man: one suspects the story would have quietly dies on their PC vine.
Liza and Louise seems to be women on women. A man having women on women sex!
Liza’s had enough of men,
She says, she won’t get burned again,
She says, they don’t know how to fuck,
Her last boyfriend, the shmuck,
Shared with her a nice disease,
Kept her passive, on her knees,
Till one day she took his car,
And drove it to the city.
Liza had put down a few,
When she met this girl named Lou,
Who convinced her to go home with her,
She said, “My name’s Louise,
Now would you take your clothes off please?
I wanna take you to the moon and back,
So get on your back.”
With a flick of the tongue,
She made her scream,
She made her laugh ,
She made her dance,
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted more.
Now with her legs spread wider,
She needed to have Louise inside her,
She said, “I’ll never forget the first time you kissed me,
Now I want you to fist me.”
Louise didn’t need a second invitation,
She knew just what to do,
Yeah she knew just what to do.
Liza had cum a few times before,
But she had never even seen the door,
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh,
She felt just like 16,
And her life before now was a dream,
Or even a nightmare that’s over and done,
Just like warm healing rays,
Shining from the sun.
They make her beam,
They make her laugh,
They make her dance.
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted more.
You know she wanted more.
You know she wanted more.
But will he live to scream another day?
For Osborne’s kinky economic policies country is shouting Louise, non stop.
The Menchen of her name..?
you are very up on these things Guido..phew
You would enjoy what Osborne had.
What unusual and interesting lives you younger people do live. My generation’s idea of perversion was to leave the light on. A high-class Hooker ensured dominance of the scrum, not the minister; a line of coke was a heating solution for the workers; bumming a fag was acceptable amongst working-class smokers and old-Etonians equally and photographs of politicians, police commisioners and members of the royal family engaged in games of sardines with interesting continental ladies were only circulated privately.
Did the noble art of goatse figure in any of those gentle pastimes?
Looks like he is UK’s answer to Silvio Berlusconi on the cheap.
Most young people don’t do any think like this. You should have certain metal state to these type of things. People like this don’t stop they continue with this type of behavior.
Sounds much to me that you have been there and probably are still there.
I am sure there METAL state would have melted if they had done it.
Since when did you sink to the gutter press level? Are you chasing blog ratings or ad revenue? What happened to your fine ideals to root out corruption and other political chicanery?
Your prurience is starting to make you look no better than the press journalists you so despise.
Can you get back to turning over stones that matter please.
This might turn out to be the most important story of this year. I don’t understand how Cameron could keep his family next door to this man. Every time Osborne looks at SamCam Cameron might be getting a heart attack. What are children going to think about dad Osborne and uncle Osborne.
Bog off you sad git. You grasp at the words of a lying prossy?
I think Osborne should have stuck to masturbation.
I think Mr Fawkes has maybe overgeneralised. NOFX released two songs, one in 1992 (lyrics on another post and not particular S&M related) and one in 1999 that was. This is the EP “Louise and Liza” with two songs:
She’s been around a couple years
Tasted 31 flavors, there’s only one
She really hates,
That would be vanilla bean
The blandest one don’t make her scream
And that’s what she likes to hear the most
Liza’s been around the block
She’s currently a femme bitch top
A giant step from old Louise
Now she’s the one who’s on the prey
She used to wear her hair short low
Determining her preference
She didn’t like that dynamic
She’s traded in her flannel shirts
For six inch heels; latex skirts
She even bought herself some bras
Miss Terrence sellers again
She’s got more power feminine
She knows the power incites fear
And it’s that fear
Which makes her wet
She’s going to the Tribe 8 show
Plenty of boychicks to choose from
It’s the calyx of isis
She’ll find a bottom young and butch
She’ll tell her
“I won’t hurt you much. Unless, of course, you want me to.”
She’s been around a couple years
Tasted 31 flavors, there’s only one
She really hates
Liza is:
She gotta walk with a silicone cock
Sticking in her ass, and one in her Hunt
A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit
But who’s got the remote control?
That would belong to Louise
She’s got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
Mommy’s little girl is gonna do as she please
If she don’t wanna get a spanking
She likes to speak like a 6 year old brat
Mommy discipline me, you know I’ve been bad
Start with a cat then she’ll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop
She knows how girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings on each side of her labia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray
Slut you think you’ve seen your master mean?
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubble gum
Bitch make me cum
It’s time for bed she’ll be secure in her head
Between her thighs for a thorough night suck
Along with this she’ll be drinking her piss
So Louise don’t have to get up
Two goddesses in love
One resides below, one reigns from above
One adorns and cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch, of Louise
Mind you NOFX were seriously into their S&M songs!
And there I am listening to Beethoven. Have I missed something here?
Blue Mink says:
September 12, 2011 at 4:43 pm
O/T but read here:
http://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2011/09/06/british-mp-who-blocked-public-footpaths-around-spanish-home-faces-21-charges-of-fraud/
another one bites the dust
She appears not to have many friends. An all-round nasty piece of work.
Ps Dont see any issue with editoral stuff, have seen worse written on left wing sites.
My safe word is “Mensch”.
there are mmany Labour MPs who like the Whip as well
Especially to cover up for war crimes
Bring on Chilcott
I always loeve the whip &&& &&& &&& with lashes…
Followed by huge buggery
Don’t Forget The Gurning Goon’s motto, well known on this blog “Buggery, thuggery and skulduggery”
Don”t tell me I am involved in this as well
Slotty likes funny things you know
Not enough blood for you, the trasher of Britain
Guido – your ipod must be worth a listen !
This website is woefully thin on any kind of argument or material. What’s the point? Just so some over indulgent, chubby faced, floppy haired, self centred moron to have a rant about others?
Object to the “moron” charge.
You stopped offering refunds?
Billy still used the line when somebody tears him a new one
Funny, I thought it was the only solid word in there
Why not take the opportunity to correct the grammar in your third sentence since you’re still here?
He’s just a complainer, he likes it here really, but can’t admit it. Why else would he hang around?
He getting intellectual discourse for free?
Is it just me or does this ‘lady’ bear an uncanny resemblance to Lenny Henry in a wig?
I always wondered why his career went off track in the 90′s…it appears he was simply diversifying into different sectors of the entertainment industry……
Wacist!
The country is strapped for cash and the chancellor just wants to be strapped
Nah, this is just wild speculation. The real reason is that George enjoys the novels of Louise Bagshawe…
“this is a family blog”
Eh?
Thumbs up
Dysfunctional family, obviously.
+2000
I can quite imagine Osborne to have enjoyed a bit of BDSM with Ms Rowe and a bit of coke to liven himself up, but I can’t quite imagine him or any sane person as a NOFX fan.
If only it was true I would think a lot more of him. But I can’t see the awful swot trying anything like that in a million years. Sadly!
Guido, all this took place 18 years ago. FFs!
You have read this site before, right? You’ve just got to smile and nod.
can you seriously take the moral high when you have named yourself after a professional wrestler?
Correct – why has it taken so long, even after the last mail ‘revelations, to surface again.
Money? No surely not…
I Love being humiliated in bed
And elsewhere
Just look at what my Cicciolina does
That must be why you do not divorce her then
After she has disgraced Parliament
And?
Family Blog? ha! Come on Guido – he was in his twenties and took some drugs. So what? It makes him more normal than the rest of the freaks. It’s all pretty funny though I have to admit…..
I took a huge amount of drugs and you now see that I am the greatest freedom fighter left in Britain
This stinks. Drop it Guido. It’s garbage and you know it. Leave it.
+ 1
But was she on benifits while moonlighting as a prositute?
No. Labour didn’t get into office until 1997. That’s when the freebies went seriously ballistic.
Freedom to party tag?
Freedom to what ever i lick with my body tag
freedome to snort what ever i lick tag
oI Ray, maybe you can afford to pay some more taxes for Geoge to get his Lousies byut we can;t you Hunt
I know this is off topic, but what’s this Bernard Hogan-Howe like? Will he be any good?
He’s not Hugh Orde; that’s good enough for me.
He’s a fucking copper. There’s no more to be said.
Sounds like a cross between a large mountain dog, a hulk and an exceptionally wet MP. He’ll do just fine then.
COKE AND SPANKING, AH YES! BUT DID HE INHALE?
Phew!, good job this is a family blog, the devil is in the detail.
What is this crap? Have I stumbled onto the Daily Star website by accident?
The clue is on the masthead: “tittle tattle, gossip and rumours…” Sometimes more tittle than tattle, I grant you.
Guido, when you cut-and-paste from Wikipedia you ought to give it an acknowledgement.
We did, the hyperlink to Safeword is to Wikipedia. Welcome to the 21st century Sir Billy.
Who gives a flying fuck about acknowledgements? This is the internet, FFS. You’ve shamelessly nicked stuff off lil’ ol’ me.
No we have not.
Greasy George Osborne
Ladbrokes has suspended betting on whether George Osborne will leave the Cabinet next
Greasy George
was re-introduced at 20/1
but now suspended again…
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/reade/2009/10/08/greasy-tory-liars-like-george-osborne-will-drop-us-in-it-115875-21731802/
Might just be sliping back down tge Greasy Pole
Now at 16/1
“a family blog ”
As in Mason family, one presumes.
Adams Family?
You people seem so old and crusty. I wasn’t even born in 1993 but my safeword has always been “stop”
Good day at work, Ewanme?
Bit windy
You’ll find it gusty outside too.
That would mean you’d have to be at minimum 17, in which case I urge you not to go anywhere near Lib Dem MP Mike Hancock. He has a penchant for young girls.
A LibDem that likes girls? Even underage ones? He should be encouraged, most of them are bottom feeders.
And gave her two black eyes?
Schillings: Stop posting extracts from Alastair Campbell’s forthcoming new pot-boiler novel, you have been warned.
Before people rush to judgement on George remeber this wise phrase from the past:
“Dont knock it until you have tried it”
Try everything, knock nothing, die later.
let him who is without sin put on the first strap on
I think you have caught the Tom Watson virus on this one!
“I’ma take her to a room
But yo I mean a restroom
And stick my dick in her mouth
Like a wet broom
So I take her hand
And she’s with it
But when it’s over
She’ll never admit it
So I better go and get it quick
And see for myself
If she sucks a good dick”
Love those Lennon/McCartney lyrics. Peace love and er understanding man …
Once one goes black, one never goes back
Oo George, you’ll have to wait till Michael has finished.
Have you seen my ring, Diane?
Seen it, retrieved it from the porcelain, sold it.
My safe word is Chris.
while this story is amusing, George should not have to resign.
1: the story is nearly 20 years old and well known
2:Lots of young people do things like this.
3: If people say he must resign then i ask this, Does this mean Guido is not fit to run this blog because he may have done drugs 20 years ago and maybe involved in adult parties?
4: Do we want Mps to have lived in real world or do we want Mps that are blank sheets?
Blank sheets.
Regardless of what he did, why do we drag up the past? im all for free news, but cut some slack mistakes are there to be made, wouldnt be human otherwise. hes not hurt anyone
all il say is think about that one thing you did when you was younger and think if you would be embarrassed too…………….
thought of it? yeah point proven
How the hell did you know about that
Have you considered the relevance of the timing of all this? Good week to bury bad news (for the Liebore party?)
Osborne’s waywardness aged 22 is little different to the odd bit of criminal damage, which as we have seen is far less serious when committed by the well-connected and well-to-do of the Bullingdons than similar offences committed by unemployed youths.
What is significant is the organised lying since, and the sinister unveiling of the Coulson-Cameron-Osborne triangle of deceit.
It’s not fair to expect party loyalty to stretch to the acceptance of crooks at the very top.
Good stuff! Keep it up! Kerching!
Plus Louise is Rowes code word for a really sad prostitute in need of lots of attention and money. Well done Guido you are playing her game.
Plenty of sad prostitutes in need of lots of attention and money round here. Well done Guido.
We believe that doing coke and banging a hooker is much much worse than falsifying a dossier for an illegal war, selling gold at bottom, raiding private pensions, failing to provide soldiers with sufficient equipment, fucking up the economy with a fake boom founded on public sector non-jobs for our pals and endless borrowing, smearing critics and opponents, bullying staff, stealth taxes, unlimited immigration, and fraudulent postal votes.
You forgot the climate change bit there.
I am too up myself to entertain comments from lesser mortals.
Feel free to recommend my pointless posts @ http://damoclesbda.wordpress.com/
TellyGrapho thinks it’s why Coulson got the job.
Ahhhhhhhhh the ripples of hackgate and all that. Brilliant.
So, there must be a connection to “Fish Fingers” Ross’s orgies and call girl hirings then?
can we assume george had a black nanny or house mistress at eton,
Other than George’s arse was anyone hurt?
If the answer is ‘No’, then it’s no one else’s business.
If there was a cover up with Coulson, then that’s a different matter/ issue.
Otherwise, by making a private matter a titilation/ moral issue, we all end up being a bit less free.
Time for MPs to start having athletics-style random drink and drug tests before each appearance in parliament. Those with nothing to hide will have nothing to fear.
Of course, as already pointed out, the real crimes are the illegal wars, the lack of body armour, the Gold heist, mass immigration, decimation of our fishing grunds, the Trillion handed to the international Banksters. the selloff of our industries overseas.
Honestly Guido, sometimes I think you are a paid distraction.
http://www.thediaryofananarchist.com/2008/01/cocaine-snortingallegedly-bilderberg.html
Here is a report from 2008 with pictures, on this very same topic
Liza and Louise is actually a trilogy -
Liza and Louise (from White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean)
Liza (from Heavy Petting Zoo)
Louise (from Pump Up The Valuum)
Liza was the top in the relationship. Louise is probably the most … descriptive BDSM song of the three, while L&L sets the story of how they met, and how Louise became a lesbian. So that would seem logical…
It’s NOFX, not NO-FX.
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