Note Hague smiling and laughing when asked about Huhne. During the general election campaign Huhne called Hague “completely unfit to be Foreign Secretary”. If you sit by the river long enough, the corpse of your enemy will float by…
UPDATE: Even the usually Pravda-like LibDemVoice has deserted Huhne. Wow!
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Where’s f uv ki g billy
That report is wrong. Vasiliki is not a then wife or an ex wife, she is the current wife of the Huhne.
No she is not. They were divorced on 17th January 2011. How can she still be his wife.!!
Hague looked well chuffed
Can’t say I blame him
Courtesy of Max Farquar, new Chris Huhne video:
http://www.maxfarquar.com/2011/05/chris-huhne-vicky-pryce-speeding-video/
Out this week I believe!
scottish herald anyone?
No they were not.
Could we have a double criminal trial of Lie Dems, Huhne and Laws?
Blair needs to be pursued for war crimes, hundreds of thousands died in post war Iraq when the UK and US had responsibilities to prevent this as occupying powers. Our soldiers died and were injured in vain. Literally for Blair’s vanity and greed. His assets need to be seized and given to war widows and those injured by his crimes- including the houses given to his children.
K-K-KKRRRE-EEERRKK!!! (scruffle) (cuttle)
He probably has a life
Billy no mates
Billy NO MATES billy
So Guido, when you said a few days ago that there is only 1 speed camera on that route, on the M11 …
How would that translate into a non-motorway speeding offence?
Answers on the previous 3 threads, sp30, sp50, differences, why, m/way junction roadworks 50mph speed limit, juisdictions, etc etc etc
All there.
HTH
God bless you my son.
OMMMMMMMMM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-13467155
Ex-Avon and Somerset policeman jailed for speeding lies
Butler resigned from Avon and Somerset Police on 31 January 2011
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Speeding ex-officer facing jail
A former police officer has been jailed for six months for falsifying documents to avoid speeding fines.
Jason Butler, 45, was a detective constable with Avon and Somerset Police at the time he committed the offences, Plymouth Crown Court was told.
Butler, of Wotton-under-Edge, Gloucestershire, claimed someone else owned and was driving a VW Sharan caught on speed cameras in 2008 and 09.
He admitted two counts of perverting the course of justice last month.
Sentencing Butler to three months in jail on each count, Judge Francis Gilbert QC said the case was a tragedy for him, his family and former colleagues.
The court had heard that Butler told authorities a Walter Earl, who lived in Los Angeles, had been driving on two occasions when Butler had been caught speeding.
Deterrent sentence
The first time was on the A35 in Poole, Dorset, in 2008, when the car Butler was driving was caught doing 40mph in a 30mph zone.
The following year the policeman was photographed speeding on the A374 in Torpoint, Cornwall in 2009.
On both occasions he sent paperwork claiming Walter Earl was at the wheel.
The court was not given the reason why Butler chose to use that name.
Judge Gilbert said he had to give an immediate prison sentence to act as a deterrent to others.
A police spokesman said Butler was no longer an officer.
The spokesman said: “Jason Butler offered his resignation to Avon and Somerset Constabulary on 31 January 2011 and this was accepted.”
And Huhne is no more important in an all men are equal world than this former Police Officer
From libdemvoice…
The events as accepted by all, as far as I can see, are:
Vicky Pryce has the points on her licence (and has never had any more) and WAS NOT in Essex on the day in question (when the offence was committed in Chris Huhne’s car). You cannot get points on your licence unless (a) the owner/keeper nominates you as being the driver on the day in question and (b) you send your licence up to have them put on (ie accept the guilt, regardless of circumstances). If Ms Pryce insists that she ‘took points’ for anyone else then she is insisting/admitting taking part in a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice at a rather mild level. To exist, the conspiracy requires A.N. Other to be involved.
Chris Huhne has had several speeding offences, WAS in Essex on the day in question and ‘cannot recall whether or not he was driving’ that day. He has not, however, suggested that when he was a MEP he had a habit of getting to and from the airport at Stansted other than by driving himself.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389838/How-Huhne-children-dragged-speeding-row-ministers-career-hangs-thread.html
Chris Huhne’s family have been dragged into the battle with his former wife that has left his Cabinet career dangling by a thread.
At least one of the couple’s three children is said to be ready to back their mother Vicky Pryce’s claim that he broke the law by persuading her to accept speeding penalty points on his behalf.
Meanwhile, Miss Pryce was said to be ready to tell police that another woman, described as a ‘confidante’, took points for Mr Huhne on her licence on a previous occasion.
Mr Huhne appears to be clinging to the hope that his Greek-born ex-wife will withdraw her allegations. He has warned her that the bitter dispute is having a harmful effect on their children.
Miss Pryce was yesterday said to have told friends that at least one of their children could be prepared to give evidence against their father over the speeding penalty points.
The couple have two sons aged 26 and 18 and a daughter of 23. Miss Pryce has two grown-up daughters from a previous marriage.
Friends claimed Mr Huhne has had ‘virtually no contact’ with the children since splitting from his ex-wife, and said they were ‘incredibly upset’ by his behaviour.
So all day all I’ve seen on TV are scummy lawyers coming on and telling ‘us proles’, no let’s say it they’ve been THREATENING us and now the jocks that publishing the name of some scummy poofballer who shagged a slapper will end up with us all going to court and how are we (the proles) must do as the unelected and unaccountable lawyers, judges and EU scum tell us.
Meanwhile, there is not an elected politician to be seen or heard, how unusual is that? Normally you can’t shut these c u n t z up or get them off the air.
Talking about knife-twisting c u n t z alll over the airwaves why is nobody asking questions about the Huhne’s SEVEN houses???
Where did he get the moolah to buy not 2 or 3 like Mandy & Co (and HIS house purchases got PLENTY of scrutiny – why not Huhne???),
… but SEVEN!!! Don’t tell me his wife VP bought them, I don’t believe that for 1 minute.
He was parachuted into a goldmine financial journalist’s job at the Independent, courtesy of his rich wife VP and her connections…
FF a bit…
Not content with the salary and perks / unlimited more or less expenses for wining and dining and bribery, that’s what financial journos DO all day, plot and schmooze and betray Joe Public whilsy lining their own pockets via freinds and proxies…
So DING DONG the Huhne realises he is in the wrong job, and REAL money is to be made on acting on the privvy info he is being given on a plate, rather than telling the public about all the dodgy deals and backhanders going on in the city a la Private Eye.
FF a bit more…
The huhne ‘suddenly’ has made so much money he doesn’t know what to do with it, so buys SEVEN houses…
Not bad eh?
On a jounalist’s wages, eh?
FF more…
Now parachuted into the biggest gravy train going, the MEP train…
Who did he make promises to for THAT meal ticket for life, eh?
Someone should do some digging and ask HOW he managed to buy 7 houses in so short a period of time.
Insider dealing do you think? Buying shares with inside info, eh?
Is that REMOTELY possible do you think?
Keith Vaz has more houses than the Hoon !
Proceeds of Crime Act – the filth should confiscate them and give them to those that need a roof over their heads…
Then bang them up.
You will find, if you look into it, that many of the properties, these politicians own are former council properties. Fraud or what?
I did not know that – pretty good scam to get offered ex council places in posh areas that do not go to market and thus are given away at fraudulent prices…
What’s the Proceeds or crime act got to do with me ?
I’ve got TEN houses !!
According to John ch 14 v2, that’s fuck all – his dad’s got one house that’s full of mansions!
I assume the People’s Messiah is a bit like the People’s Princess – outwardly bright, inwardly dim as a Toc H lamp.
I assume you are a lonely old welsh c unt
Houses of the Unholy.
If you started precis-ing your essay posts and stick the odd clever answer in like you did below I might actually start reading your posts Dalai.
Plus repeating the same thing numerous times as you did yesterday is a massive turn off.
This is fairly important so I took the liberty of pasting it in on this thread too, as it will be read on Monday morning when all the lazy hacks are thinking about doing some investigative work for a change.
Be a fairly good Woodward & Bernstein story if it could be proven that the 7 houses were acquired in dodgy circumstances – which, of course, they were.
Woodward & Bernstein or Rodgers and Hammerstein?
If the latter he will have to face the music.
If I sit by the river and this is true Guido, there’d be a fucking log-jam in no time at all…
Most of them would be wearing red rosettes as well.
I often wonder if all these footballers actually understand how their ‘wages’ get paid – do they think that it all comes from a Billionaires poke-it money? Sky Subscribers and Season Ticket holders have Twitter accounts too or had they forgotten that? Dumb, very dumb.
Looks like Chris still has full support of
loonYyvone ridley.It’s all a bit rich,isn’t it?
Who the fuck is Yyvone Ridley?
Desperation personified. Encouraging VP to break the law…alas it is too late, the box has been opened…
A lunatic. A Respect politician. A loony left whinger. She was once kidnapped by the Taliban and then after her release she converted to Islam. (They released her ‘cos they got fed-up of her whingeing.)
Henry ..
You might be right..
Wikipedia says “On 12 November of that year she was fired because Al Jazeera found her “overly-vocal and argumentative style” was incompatible with the station’s programme.”
If that twitter of hers is legit she is encouraging somone involved in an alleged crime to cover up the crime…
I quite respect some of YR’s convictions, but in this case she’s lost the plot completely.
Good publicity for her though, I’m reminded of Gazza chiming in with beers and fisn ‘n’ chips for fugitive Moat…
Actually it was Kentucky Fried Chicken, a fishing rod and a dressing gown.
God bless.
I stand corrected, yes KFC was in there somewhere, and a dressing goon.
Ridley is a cretinous c unt who converted to jizzlam, wears a headscarf, works for the iranian propaganda channel Press TV and worst of all condones suicide bombers and the execution of adulterers, rape victims and gays in iran. She’s a fucking treasonous c unt and should be deported to some third world muslim shithole.
The more I hear about her, the less I seem to like her. Funny.
Sadly, she’s almost in one already
Like England.
Substitute
Blair is a cretinous c unt who converted to Cathlicism on his Sainthood, wears a Papal Tiara, works for the iranian propaganda channel Press TV by instigating multiple illegal wars and killing 100s of millions, and worst of all condones suicide bombers (he breeds them, his War Criminal policies have bred 1000s already, with more in perpetuity) and the execution of adulterers, rape victims and gays in iran. St Balr’s a fucking treasonous c unt and should be deported to some third world muslim shithole, oh, wait, he is the ME peacebroker, though never visits the place let alone resides anywhere near the ME…
Ridley isn’t in his league, or almost all the MPs now who voted for all these wars.
Regrettably, there’s a lot of Unity Midford types amongst the female chattering classes.
Just look at Slot gob’s sister – another dozey cow convert to the Religion of Pieces.
They always convert when their looks are beginning to go. (Sheaths claws).
It’s a cover-up, I tell you.
I am going to make an honest woman of Justine next Saturday and bring our children into wedlock.
Comrades Rejoice.
I am gowing to make an honest woman of Justine next Saturday and bwing our twildren into redlock.
Comrades wejoice
A bloated corpse in this particular case?
The point’s is
If you stand by the road long enough
The body of your former environment will speed by !
You mean, ‘Officer, I was stationary. It was the road that was going past at 80 mph’?
That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.
Well he was heading west and therefore traveling slower than the road, (but not stationary).
No, officer, I can’t tell you what speed I was doing. But I do know exactly where I was.
And I wasn’t behind the wheel. I was in front of it, facing backwards.
That was only in this universe, what about the other 12 concurrent?
11 actually.
Lets’s call it eleven and a half!
Good
I do know where I was, but I can’t tell you what speed I was doing.
@Werner- apparently they’ve sorted your uncertainty principle, can’t find a link unfortunately as my ‘pute’s in treacle at mo.
The UFT was sorted in the 30s but shhhh, don’t tell anyone, upsets the oil cartels and status quo doncha know, can’t have everyone having unlimited free power…
Look TaT – the only reason to believe in the Electric Universe is ’cause they keep putting large voltages through your skull.
It’s not working, is it?
let me guess…
42?
Are you implying electro-shock therapy worked for YOU then???
Bwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Oh this is terrible, the Right Honourable gentleman is seeing his leadership ambitions destroyed.
Which other lying, deceitful wankstain will now step forward to lead the Liberal Democrats into absorption by the Labour Party?
Im frightfully anxious about this situation
Lying deceitful wankstain? Did you mean Simon? Not safe in a taxi, even if he was driving it? That Simon?
I wouldn’t worry about that. If they teamed up with Ed they’d be a minority administration, liable to be sent to the country at any minute for a new election. They know they would be decimated if this happened.
They don’t operate from honour or principle but from lust for their 15 minutes. (See Clegg’s stunningly firm and decisive leadership on Laws and Huhne for evidence of that)
Why is Hague laughing at a Limp Dem’s misfortune news? I think the whole country was laughing at the lot of Dem after Dave included ‘broken promises’ about Clegg on anti AV campaign literature.
Clegg’s continuing lack of leadership on Laws and Huhne would be laughable if it wasn’t so pitiful.
If you want something to wipe the smile off all our faces think of a future where there’s always coalition government in the UK and the sorry lot of them would be constantly courted and in power.
+1 Hear, hear. I’d love to see what kind of PM Cameron would be without having to placate the liberal loons all the time. (Probably not that different, really, but I’d still like to see it.)
The Tory right wing might be giving Cameron a harder time, for example they should have told Cameron that they’d not support the AV referendum unless it also included a question on leaving the EU.
The Tory right need to grow a pair and start kicking Cameron.
Agreed wholeheartedly.
Hear! Hear!
Where? Where?
But they won’t so we’re screwed. The accumulation of power only goes one way, and is only interrupted from time to time by revolutions.
What has first-past-the post done for health, education, industry, transport, energy in Britain this last 60 years? And how do the fortunes of France, Germany, Scandinavia and so on fare under PR?
Didn’t notice a voting system being mentioned myself, but ho hum.
Hague’s face up Obama’s arse on the subject of Israel is no laughing matter either.
I was tempted to make a joke about “brown-nosing”, but thought it might be considered Ray Cist.
But then I went and made it in a post-modern, ironic way anyway.
I thought Obama’s opinions on Israel on Friday and today were the first time he sounded presidential.
PS I believe in the existence of the state of Israel 110%
Try looking on a map, or google earth, and you’ll spot it.
Thaty’s actually clever.
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
If the allegations are true, and she confided in a judge friend, why is the said judge still on the bench? The judge is unlikely to be part of the conspiracy, but being aware of serious criminality and not reporting it, is a scandal in itself.
And have you been down to the police station to urge them to investigate the judge’s conduct? If not you yourself should resign from the important position of pompous wazzockry which you clearly occupy.
Your not a man of God are you? What happened to the milk of human kindness?
You lick it from tramps cocks TaT
fuckin retard !
I’m not a a judge. And I haven’t been to the police because, as I said, she is unlikley to be part of the conspiracy, and if she was, certainly wouldn’t be daft enough to admit it.
Well that clears that up then.
3 points pass the parcel is done all the time by most folks in relationships (unlike MPs, they have the brains to get away with it), it is only serious when it is done by a Huhne who is an alleged cabinet minister and is caught breaking several laws at the same time…further deepening the hole…
I understand the judge is a female family friend that lives near to VP, may be retired…
Once they have looked at Huhne’s expenses in Eastleigh they should take a very careful look at Handycock’s expenses in Portsmouth – and a further look at where he got the cash from to spend on his election campaigns. There are likely to be toads of all sorts lurking under the stones when these are lifted.
So when is cleggie going got take control of his party and sack huhne?
Sadly cleggie is beginning to look rather lacking in backbone as this laughable affair drags on.
It’s Cast-Iron Dave’s job to sack Huhne, he is the PM after all.
But he just hasn’t got the balls to do it, like he hasn’t got the balls to face up to the EUSSR or the European Court, or pretty much anything important. Typical leftie !
Nick, Private Godfrey, Clegg
Godfrey wasnt a coward
Had principles too
Was that the bloke that was off skiing in Austria and forgot he was in charge of the country for the week?
The bloke that knocks off at 2pm everyday as he can’t be arsed?
The bloke comdemning nepotism in the UNI job market after he was given his first job through pater’s merchant wank connections?
Tossers – all of them.
I take back the Private Godfrey remark. Now I’ll have to think of someone innefectual, cowardly, completely lacking in integrity or leadership, brim full of double standards, a walking talking joke etc.
Is there anyone as bad as Clegg?
Laws, Lembit and allegedly Huhne are fraudsters, so worse perhaps?
Blair..
And have you been down to the police station to urge them to investigate the judge’s conduct? If not you yourself should resign from the important position of pompous wazzockry which you clearly occupy.
Do the work of God and hold your head up high.
Fuck off you piss soaked crippled tramp !
SSQUWAARRK!!! KRIPPLEKRIPPLE! (teeter) (fluff) A-AAAARRKK!
So Chris the C*nt Huhne,his lefty ex missus and her over promoted ‘Here come de judge’ mate could all be in the shit?
As a well known commentator here used to say,
Fucking delicious.
Well known to be a fucking twat you mean.
Which readers of this blog knew about the Gareth Barry business before Giles Coren twittered it ? I cannot remember seeing any reference to this player on any web site, in a legal connection, before today. Did anyone know ?
Who gives a shit
I do.
And the answer is NO, his name was never in the frame for anything.
O/T
But why doesn’t Milliband offer to pledge (like Blair’s 5 pledges) Labour to giving us a written constitution (modelled on the United States) enshrining freedom of speech and freedom of the press.
He would have the press and nearly all the people supporting it and he could portray Cameron and the coalition as being on the side of the rich,the powerful and unelected judges.
It would also neutralize Cameron’s blank sheet of paper attack.
Not a reason for Millipede not doing what you suggest, but a written constitution in the U.K. is utterly worthless. The whole point of a written constitution is to protect the citizen from the government. But, in the U.K., no government can bind a future government, and there is no hierarchy of Public General Acts; so, there’s nothing to stop a future government, or even the one that passed it, just repealing or amending it (as the U.K parliament has done to the Act of Union (1707)).
Hear bloody hear.
What happened to his Doncaster Labour Party pledge on man-made climate change….
Given he won’t even talk to the FOE group in his constituency on this topic, I would guess he’s either forgotten, or he’s saving carbon emissions by staying in Islington.
Don’t blame him really. After all, it was only a convenient political position to adopt until the next one comes along.
There ith the thmall matter of the cwown firtht.
We already have a constitution, written by the EU…
Cameron Clarke Clegg – all EUers to the bitter end.
Oh, come on,
It’s their living for goodness sake, what do you expect?
As for what is best for the UK…… the where….. err…
Lawyers need to be herded up and killed in mass quantities.
Well to be generous and to show we are better than them, it should be only the ones involved in Super Injunctions.
Objection!
Erection overruled
Sustained!
Sorry, but as a lawyer I have to state the salient point that lawyers only argue The Law. And there’s usually one on each side.
If you want the law changing or encoding (as I do), then fine – but don’t blame the lawyers. Half the time, we’re bound by the stupid petty instructions of our clients who won’t listen to reason.
That said, I don’t do injunctions, so please don’t hate me.
Plus, we also defend people like Guido should the need arise. A cause, I’m sure you will agree, which is most worthy.
Your fees?
Win or lose you still win.
Maybe in firms such as Carter Fuck, but believe me, there are many high-street solicitors who actually have morals. Granted, not many of us make Partner!
Many of my colleagues and myself give our time to give free pro-bono advice at law centres to those who can’t afford it. I just get fed up with all lawyers being tarred with the same money-grabbing brush.
Hmmm…
I never do anything for free, unless it is Pro for Bono!
They have a 50% failure rate in the courts. Thay never miss a pay day though!
Trouble is, we have too many laws, often badly written and insufficiently considered by our two Houses.
If we had a simple statement of rights and obligations, perhaps we would need fewer lawyers, and fewer politicians. We’d probably need fewer council employees as well, since a lot of the dead weight seems to be involved in implementing the badly thought-out legislation.
We could export our surplus lawyers to places where there isn’t enough law, like Somalia or the Yemen. If nothing else, they’d be good for target practice…
Will be even worse when the unelected and independent Lords “are got rid of” then everything will be along party lines, God help us because any vestige of sanity will be history when they are gone.
Independents mean the British People have a Voice with teeth. something the Socialists, Communists & Lib Dem’s want rid of.
Save the unelected Lords……….
Where would we be without Independents like Guido… Russia ? China? take your pick
Hear hear – it’s gone downhill since Blair screwed it up and filled it with his placemen and cronies.
In a proper country, twats like Martin, Prescott, Sugar, Mangledbum et al wouldn’t even get a seat in the lavvy, let alone the Lords.
And God help us if the buggers ever get elected and think they have democratic legitimacy…
Roll on an elected 2nd chamber.
Legislation shouldn’t be dependent on going through because the PM of the day bungs a load of his mates into the lords.
Given the amount of U turns Dave has instigated he hit the ground stumbling and hobbling, not running.
Carefully considered legislation based on consultation and reflection equals good legislation.
Tossers like the war criminal Bliar, and even Dave, should have their proposals reflected on by a 2nd chamber to ensure they’re fair, feasible, legal etc.
Reform of the Lords should not be a party political issue.
SWe do have a simple Law System, it’s called the Ten Commandments but cun ts like Paragnostic and his humanistic fuck brothers think they know better and the result is Legal Chaos !
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
What script were the Ten Commandments originally written in, Mr God?
(hint – the Tribes hadn’t yet adopted the Phonecian alphabet for their rantings – that happened much later.)
I reckon if they ever do find any tablets they’ll be in heiroglyphics or cuneiform, but since it’s all a myth anyway we should make do with English Common law, codified properly. Any additions should be subject to a referendum with a suitably high threshold.
They were written in Binary, prattastic, (base 2 aka Good ‘n’ Evil); the clue is in the one (1) and the zero (0) in Ten (’10′) Commandments.
Geddit?
I bet your on your 25th re-read of The Da Vinci Code and still no wiser!
A politician that doesn’t keep a diary.
Good ‘un.
Wait until the huh’ne is sacked, then he will bring out his memoirs in clinical day by day detail…
If Obama is not careful the 4×2′s will do him like JFK.
He’s blown his second term, that’s for sure.
Remember Bush daddy? He threatened to cut aid if they didn’t stop settlement building, and was trounced by Clintstone as a result.
Ross Perot helped with that
Perot got roughly half his votes from supporters of each main party – I still maintain that it’s very dangerous for a US politician to upset the Frummers.
Principles, and not cow towing to pressure groups are honourable things. Keep showing that integrity Obama.
Plus a settled Palestinian state equals peace for Israel. When Ehud Barak was negotiating with the Palestinians the bombings stopped – no massive walls needed.
Then Sharon showed up in Palestine which, given his history i.e. Sabra and Shatila, was like Hitler turning up in Jerusalem, and sparked the conflict off again.
I’ll repeat myself, a settled Palestinian state equals peace for Israel.
You need plugging in again!
I’m going to throw a Nokia at Christine Lagarde.
I wouldn’t you might end up inseine.
Cleggover is going to have to grip Huhne tomorrow morning.
Huhne needs to resign tomorrow with a brief statement to the house.
Me letting Clegg run this is making me look weak. Either Clegg acts or I think about it.
Say what you like about the bbc but Louis Thereoux always provides top entertainment with his documentaries.
Oh damn, I’m missing it.
His perfect defence when they interview him:-
It’s MY word against hers and I can’t remember where I was that day.
Oh well.
May I go now?
___________________________
Unless female assistant #2 shows up to testify to the same.
That’s one potential rich #2 witness……..
Then of course we have the bisexual lesbian rugby player. I bet she has stories to tell…..
It’s a good job he has 7 houses to sell…………… He’ll end up lucky to still have one of them.
No, if Mrs can prove she wasn’t driving that day it doesn’t matter that he ‘can’t remember.
Double the points/fine/sentence if uou claim temporary amnesia!
Isn’t Sally Bercow’s ass the squeaker?
Chris, you have now been promised protection by the Grand Lodge, so don’t worry about things, they will look after things from now on. Don’t worry about Cameron and Clegg, they will do what they are told by the Grand Inspector General. Things are getting a bit too hot here at the moment so I am off to Eastern Europe for some serious shagging at taxpayer’s expense. Chin up, everything will be OK. Boaz.
I’ve put a word in for you today as well Chris. Boaz.
Chris Huhne entered a dentist’s surgery.
“How much does it cost to have a tooth extracted?” he asked the dentist.
“Ninety pounds.” replied the dentist.
“That’s a complete rip-off! Can you do it any cheaper?”
“Well, I could do it without any anaesthetic – that would cost fifty pounds.”
“Fifty? That’s still too expensive!” said the man. “Can’t you make it any cheaper?”
“Well, I could let my six year old son do it, without tools or anaesthetic,” said the dentist. “That would cost only a fiver.”
“Well that sounds very reasonable,” said Chris Huhne. “I’ll book Carina Trimingham in for next week…”
Imagine a LibDum government. No don’t. It is too awful.
H-hhhhhhrrrrrrnnn…
I miss Hague’s “happy” skip cap
If you lot don’t stop bickering, I’m going to ground you for a week.
Huhne is, as we all know, a total Hunt, however he is totally right about Hague being unfit to be Foreign Secretary. Hague is a naive and foolish man who is already completely in thrall to the “no change here” brigade and the Arabist and Islamist sympathising loonies who still unacceptably and dangerously dominate the Foreign Office.
The sooner we see the back of both of these twats the better.
And what would replace the ‘Arabist and Islamist loonies’ in the FO?
Mossad?
Just because the FO doesn’t dance to the paymasters tune doesn’t mean it’s biased towards the Arab states – diplomacy requires the frequent shifting of alliances, and at the moment the pendulum is in favour of promoting the emergence of democracies in those states, at the expense of annoying a bunch of nutters who want to steal yet more land.
Hope Dave recognises the Palestinian state when they decide to declare it later this year – he’ll not be alone in wanting to cut Netanyahoo down to size.
I’m no fans or either the 4×2′s or the ragheads but one thing is clear there is no long term deals with the ragheads that end well once you give them the upper hand, they will conquer and impose Islam the only thing they believe in on you with or without your permission once they have the strength to do so.
The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista happened for a reason at the end of the day…
It is going to be funny watching you and you ilk trying to explain your way out to the next generations why they find themselves in the same position of having to attempt another Reconquista if we haven’t already ended up like the Balkans by then…..
You may well be right but I find it hard to differentiate anyone who is not a C UNT In politics. And whilst on the subject why is that dishonest C UNT t*** J***** still in public life ?
Wish my arse had an injunction.
Not sure Hague is in any position to laugh. That clock will stop ticking when someone wants to remove him.
Confession: Miss Pryce was said to be ready to tell police that another woman, described as a ‘confidante‘, took points for Mr Huhne on her licence on a previous occasion
Wait a minute Harriet Harman is the confidante?
So who is the peoples’ princess who got the injunction?
Are the public losing respect?
Or am I simply incorrect?
Some say the allegations sounded
Untrue, false, or just unfounded
But MPs down to the humblest voter
Want to know who drove that motor
The only way is Essex, right?
But did she drive there late at night?
A tricky road ahead for Mr Huhne
We should have more info very soon
All that this writer can surmise
Is that it wasn’t a pointless exercise
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