Piggin’ Wiggin Reported to Standards Commissioner
Confesses False Invoice, No Documents, No Receipts
For some reason the Assistant Government Whip Bill Wiggin is avoiding these questions:
“This therefore is an expenses claim for one thing that you now state was spent on other costs. It is also completely undocumented and you have produced no corroborating receipts or indeed any evidence that the money was in fact put to the purposes you claim.
Why was the invoice, which you signed off in order to put it on your Parliamentary expenses, at best incorrect and at worst deliberately deceptive?”
Over to John Lyon then. Yet again.
See also :
Cameron: Wiggin Has To Go
Banged!
I’m sure there are many more MP’s, particularly Labour, who are nervously waiting for their collars to be felt?
Theft Act 1968 S.1(1): A person shall be guilty of theft if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it.
“belonging to another”
Ah, but you see he will argue it was his property. Or he wasn’t permanently depriving as he meant to pay the money back (the Maxwell pension swindle defence). Or his position as an MP puts him above such fripperies. or all three.
Accounting ain’t my strong point? Hmm…yeah, cocophonous echos round certain hostelrys.
Bravo Guido, well done!
But Maxwell only held some 40 roles at companies that have faced dissolution or insolvency, so friggin’ wiggin’ has not done it big enough to afford Ferrari style lawyers.
The Piggy-Wiggy strikes again, but will he be sorted out by Dave, I very
much doubt it, he will stick his tonue out from Dave’s prverbial skirts.
Theft Act: “An offence to gain pecuniary advantage by deception”
Cressida Dick still won’t charge the thief – a deal has been done, no more prosecutions of MPs
Clegg kicked the right to recall MPs into the long grass yesterday. Another broken promise or lie depending on your view. I suspect this was to prevent him being recalled or if there were a larger number of cabinet MPs recalled it could bring down the government. Looks like self interest and party interest over ruled democracy and people power to prevent corruption.
The dick has the bare faced cheek to claim AV will help clean up politics- lying tosser who has fallen in love with the power of his position. I also suspect he finished work at 3pm again today. Vote Lib Dems out at local elections in May, show Clegg he is a lying tosser.
It’s not just ZaNu, they are all at it. Open your eyes.
Rumbled
Stick a fork in his arse, turn him over, he’s done!
You can’t do that he’s Dave’s mate and senior tory
Don’t hold your breath. Lyon is worse than useless.
Call the police , Not that useless C-unt lyons.
Where were you, Billy? Down the pub?
pwned
He certainly wasn’t at his work station from where he posts his comments, the lazy bastard. Probably wacking one off in the bog.
Absolutely. If you find a man committing a crime you call the police not his company.
It’s ok, there is no old boy network of corrupt thieves in this country………
In Bradford, if you drive in certain places and you’re driving a company car the police send a letter to your employer implying that you’d been trying to solicit tarts. Nice, eh? Guilt by location. The police use laws which were never designed for the way they’re getting implemented.
What happened to the Great Repeal Act mk2, 2011 edition? Fuck all, that’s what. Fucking nothing, zip, nada, diddly squat, nowt. Ho hum.
Have been driving at walking pace Dick?
Another wifey for Bubba?
I do hope so.
So thats a punch up between Bubba and Iron Ron then.
O/T Your boys are putting up a good fight, this is getting close.
Ireland favourites at moment.
Guido,remember the conservative led coalition’s mantra
“We’re all in this together”
I woke up in a police cell this morning.
I said to the policeman, “What the fuck am I doing here?”
He said, “Last night you was driving your car on the motorway and you was 4 times over the limit, so we arrested you”.
I said, “That’s bullshit mate, it’s a Robin Reliant, there’s no way it can do 280mph”.
4 times over the limit is 350 mph
Not even I can do that!
You can upside down, you tosser!
Forgot he had to use the wheels. Otherwise it counts as low-level flying.
i can in my Nova
Oh, you’ve got one of those Nova’s with Halfords’ plastic bits stuck on it. It’s amazing how much faster a small car goes when those things are stuck on the sills.
Also, Kev, if you put a really ‘bangin’ stereo in the back and play loud rap music, it’ll make everyone think you’re rich and good in bed. In no way does it alert everyone around that you’re in a low-status job and you’ve got a tiny cock.
Reliant Robin. Do you write Cortina Ford?
Wasn’t Gillian Taylforth cortina ford?
Oh, dear God..
Surely the comment – and monicker – of the day!
I used to think she was fairly tasty (back in the 80s – I like a bit of working class slapper) but either I was perpetually drunk while in my early twenties, or my tastes have improved.
You should look into Brian Coleman. He’s ripe for the Guido treatment.
in fact all mps who stood down at the last election
For a certain guest present, here is how to do it properly:
http://www.howcast.com pres/videos/233254-How-To-Make-a-Sock-Puppet
A bow tie? Bastards.
Freeze his Assets !
Bring out the Brazen Bull!
I don’t care what political party these thieving shites belong to. They need putting in prison. Thank God for Heather whatshername. We all owe her a huge debt of gratitude [I don't think the MPs will think the same]. Tough t@tties!
Heather Brooke
Thanks ‘gong’.
Heather Graham surely?
It should be Heather Brooke VC. For bravery in combat with enemy!
Well done Heather.
Bill is actually a very decent guy and a bloody good MP.
When compared to Pol Pot.
He’s certainly good at making dodgy claims.
lololololololololololololololololololololololololo
Queensferry, are you for real, or is the ‘One Eye’ in your moniker to indicate that you turn a blind eye?
Decent? lololololololololololololololololol
I see calamity Cambo has sent two “Asylum Seeker Express” planes to Tunisia to rescue thousands of Egyptians stranded on the Libyan-Tunisian border. If you claim asylum on a UK registered RAF plane… Does it count. I think you will find it does….LOL
Are there any foreign registered RAF planes?
Anyway, are Labour now anti immigration?
We made the poor poorer with our immigration and the stupid bastards still vote Labour!
Too riight Ed. You’ve got to be as thick as pig shite to believe a word Labour says.
It wasn’t just the immigration – what about Brown’s doubling of the poorest workers’ income tax? And Labour cheered him!
Please tell me you’re joking ‘porky’!
It’s on the telegraph website. They’re chartered planes rather than RAF ones, though. I don’t think the RAF has any planes any more; Dave decided a few weeks ago we weren’t going to need any.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/egypt/8357367/Libya-Britain-to-begin-airlift-to-rescue-refuges-at-Tunisian-border.html
Why would the RAF have a fleet of spare passenger jets?
Ones with ‘Hercules’ written on the side?
VC10s and Tristars for flying the Army around the world. They’re shite, but I don’t suppose the government care.
Nor would the people ‘desperate’ to get out of Libya. Grief, I’d risk a DC10.
@ Socialism
They’re “shite” in the sense that they break down on an almost daily basis (and very often in sunny tropical climates with an abundance of five star hotels for the weary RAF crews to rest their pretty little empty heads in). It took me 79 hours (of my total 14 days R&R) to leave Basra while the 1950s aeroplane sat on the tarmac in Bahrain, waiting for some part to be flown out from the UK. Once fixed, it took 2 further days to fly back to the UK because of yet another unscheduled stopover in Cyprus for more maintenance, during which we smelly Army blokes were not allowed to leave the airport, but the RAF crew were. Had to get their precious rest in proper beds.
Don’t mention the helicopters.
i am going to join the Army
Good. You can make yourself useful as a mine detector in Afghanistan.
Botulism/Anthrax tester
He’d do well at that with just one eye.
i am going to join a Pirate gang
On a free transfer from your current pirate gang?
Well take Mastur Balls with you as well!
You are having a laugh, you are, aren’t you.
I don’t work Wednesdays!
Or any other day of the week.
You cad sir! I’ll have you know, I work from 10.00 until 12.00 and then again from 15.30 until 16.30 on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, oh, and I might slip off a bit early on Friday.
For not a lot of money, it’s the honour you know!
Well the CB that is, I might be able to improve on that one!
I see no ships!
Five thousand measly quid! In the old days any self-respecting male Tory MP spent more than that on claret every year. (The non-self-respecting male Tory MPs spent it on flagellation.)
Sir Bill
Let me give you as fellow OW to fellow OW..a true story
My father was a Tory MP for 25 years (until 1974)
He had some income from his own savings and he never accepted a penny from anyone outside of Parliaent while he was an MP or Minsister. That cost the family some money but we all divvied in.
Indeed he had a local coucillor expelled from the Conservative Party “on suspicion of being a local councillor and allowing certain building permits”
That was the way. In 35 odd years, the whole system of honesty and decency has collapsed in England. Like the real Tory Party. Even most of the Labour Party was then honest , can you believe it, and had frinds on the ohter side of thr OUSE;
It goes far further than you say..as you must know…sadly…
Sir Bill
Let me give you as fellow OW to fellow OW..a true story
My father was a Tory MP for 25 years (until 1974)
He had some income from his own savings and he never accepted a penny from anyone outside of Parliaent while he was an MP or Minsister. That cost the family some money but we all divvied in.
Indeed he had a local coucillor expelled from the Conservative Party “on suspicion of being a local councillor and allowing certain building permits”
That was the way. In 35 odd years, the whole system of honesty and decency has collapsed in England. Like the real Tory Party. Even most of the Labour Party was then honest, can you believe it, and had friEnds on the ohter side of the House
It goes far further far further than that…we have witnessed in 15 years the total collapse of any honesty in the Commons…sadly…
Are you both OWs? Me too. Talbot, ’77-’82. It’s a matter of crowning pleasure that I failed to be nominated for the Bates-Blewett prize for Loyalty and Keenness, although I heard later that my fag had done when he got to the Sixth form in ’86. Sycophantic little twat he was.
It’s a very small world we choose to mix in.
Congratulations Ireland.
Thankyou England, the money is on the way boys.
What was it? Cricket?
Yes, well done the Micks. Bastards.
My Dear Guido
As usually (but not always, young man) you are right about this second-class trougher
And to concentrate on Westiminster affairs..the raison d’être of this blog which is superb to the point of having driven the Labour hasbeens and ponzi sheisters into hysteria and paranoia
We form part of the freedom fighting world which has always won and will always win against ANY form of dictatorship.
To my co-conspirators, among millions of others and the freedom fighting martyrs of Libya
Think about my deceased friend, Father Jerzy Popieluzsko who gave his life for
freedom from Communist oppression in Poland
An example for us all
the abisiave force of ANY regime since a worl
The philosophical and practical basis of all socilaliism is the use of force against the ordinary citizen
That has always ben and is unacceptable
Well the person who has brought the corrupt MP Bill Wiggin to book is me. And I am a socialist. (No longer a very convinced one, has to be said. Catholicism & Socialism, they seemed such beautiful things, once)
Jim Miller
Stop giving it the large one son. You’re boring.
Piggin’ Wiggin, our new pork-based, fast-food concept, will be rolled out nationwide over the next six months.
Gordon Brown phoned Andrew Strauss this morning to wish his team luck in today’s crucial World Cup match.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Murdoch has offered to sell Sky News, News Corp likely to get the green light from Jeremy Hunt as early as tomorrow.
I thought it was great when England won the twenty – twenty world cup. I was proud to be English
It was even better when England won the ashes. I was proud to be English
And when England lost to Ireland. I was proud to be English, thats because it was the South African reserves that lost!
I don’t know if anyone commented on this earlier today but who’s the MP that makes the joke about £333 being a fair price for changing a light switch?
So why are Cameron and Osborne pushing through new PFI’s ?
Paris prosecutors say John Galliano to face criminal trial over alleged racial insults
merde
The problem I have with all of these guys is seeing them being huted down when Jacqui Smoth was telling us she lived in a shed or something at her sisters and all the money she took!
She had a four bedroom house, but we now know every room was full of sticky Kleenex, so you can understand why she preferred to live with her sister. And looking at her, you can understand why her husband preferred to whack off to gay porn.
Perhaps that flippin Alistair Darling and Gordon clean house Brown are two others with very odd accounting practices, just like Jack Straw and the council tax claim.
the little dim piggies have been roasted, what about the real troughers?
Tell me again Mr Brown what exactly was your cleaning arrangements?
Has the cleaner ever been identified?
How much was she paid?
What was your brothers involvement in all this?
David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later
David Cameron revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.
Oink! Oink! Another Tory piggy goes to market!!!!
He’s got plenty of company from the Opposition benches.
I just went to withdraw some cash from Barclays and after I’d chosen my amount a screen appeared saying..
‘Would you like an advice slip with this transaction’
I pressed ‘yes’ and a piece of paper came out after my cash which read..
‘Get a haircut, you look fucking ridiculous!’
‘There’s no money left.’
The motherfucker’s going down. I hope he remembers to pack the vaseline in his prison suitcase.
Chris Grayling did the same thing: presented an old invoice to carry forward claims over 2 years. Are the handwritten comments his?