Totty Watch – Mrs Bercow Does Page 3
Page Three of the Standard wearing only a bed sheet:
Now that’s media exposure…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
What a minger !!!!!
no class
No class, no respect, no dignity.
Get rid of them both.
+1
+2
Cut both their balls off.
I’m trying to eat my fucking lunch Guido!
Ye gods! Mindbleach. Now!
Retch, Wretch
X 3
No class.
She is a (self-confessed) binge-drinking druggie slapper:
http://order-order.com/2010/07/12/beauty-and-the-beeb/#comment-657787
Suggested tags: binge-drinking, druggie, slapper
“She’s as sexy as Gordon Brown”- pinched from Hail the Mail
No respect.
She’s a bit old for it but on the other hand I’m very broad minded
- I wonder if she would like to come to one of my bunga bunga parties ?
It’s Sally Bare cow.
No dignity.
Get rid of them both. And any SpAds they might be hiding. I’ll have those.
Look closely just below her knee and you can see her hubby peeking out, standing on tip-toe.
+ ten million
+ ∞
These two are bringing the office of the speaker into disrepute.
I’m sure there’s some photos of Betty Boo with her legs in the air
she was a tiller girl
+4
+ Maggie
It’s Thursday, the Sabbath will be kept Holy
She’s got eyes like Marty Feldman.
just like cherie blair
Imelda you mean…
Grubby – Just grubby
Is she deliberately trying to undermine her husband and his position?
Apart from bringing the Speakers office into disrepute,this should give Bercow’s enemies enough ammunition to finish him off.
‘Look at me I can act chav too. Any space on the next I’m a Celebrity I think I’d be really entertaining’… ?
I wonder if she would like to come to one of my bunga bunga parties?
Whoa there – whoa there with great fucking alacrity. Sally Bercow may have brought the office into a bit of seediness but photos of Cherie Blair in a bedsheet would destroy computers and use up all of Cleggies mental health cash.
No shame.
Given that she actually lives across the road, she is undressed in an (?) office?
Top class.
Dogging on the London Eye (again)
She’s in the hotel across the river – used to be County Hall
It’s been renamed since in memory of her visit, County Hall but without the ‘o’.
Sven Goren Ericsson was interviewed by Sky when he took over at Notts County. One letter was out of shot and one letter was obscured. Think of Sally B and you have the answer. (Or “The Iron” as distinct from “The Irons” who had the intial S missing from their name)
I bet they are claiming for the room.
In a hotel room and being paid ? no change there then.
Looking closely, I think I can see a small bump in the towel where her husband is hiding.
I am afraid you are mistaken. That is the organ loft.
Three words spring to mind:
Uncultured. Media. Whore.
+1,000,000
Seriously, Guido, this hideous witch does not belong in Totty watch.
Suggest a new tag – Media Whores
I feel ill.
What contribution to the public good has this woman made to warrant so much media exposure?
None, but she is blonde, leggy and some pervs in the media like using her to wind-up tories.
“When John and I were first courting we used to walk along the South Bank and look at the Houses of Parliament. I never realised how sexy I would find living under Big Ben with the bells chiming.”
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23920176-our-bedroom-secrets-by-sally-bercow—becoming-speaker-has-turned-my-husband-into-a-sex-symbol.do
One wonders how Big Bent feels…
The photograph, taken in a hotel opposite the Palace of Westminster, shows the Speaker’s wife clad in little more than a white bedsheet and leering at the camera.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8301278/Sally-Bercows-sexy-photo-shoot.html
Was her husband present when she took her kit off?
The Telegraph picture makes her look like a Holstein/Friesian cross. Suspect this publicity-seeking might backfire somewhat.
The mail have printed the whole picture of Sally in her “Cow” dress.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1353272/Speaker-John-Bercows-wife-Sally-says-living-Parliament-boosted-sex-life.html
Just another wannabe slag!
I think I’m in love.
Snatch !Snap !I absolutely loathe this vile, self-obsessed, vacuous bint.
She epitomises the type of modern women who play the feminist card every single time it suits – “I’m a STRONG woman, with my own ideas, so don’t patronise me etc” (natch) – but who would be absolutely nowhere if it wasn’t for their successful husband/boyfriend etc.
Does she really think she would be anything other than a bog cleaner, if she wasn’t married to short-arse? Does she really think her opinions are so insightful that she would be on TV if she wasn’t the squeaker’s wife? Does she really think we respect her ‘cos she’s so free willed to vote Labour, when her hubbie was a Tory?
No! No! and No!
Piss off back from whence you came, slag!
This bint has something of the Gail Porter abut her, she won’t be happy till her fat arse is plastered all over St Stephens Tower. I await the onset of hair loss.
Wasn’t she successful in the media or marketung owing to her having gone to Keble?
That’ll be the job she was kicked out of for lying about her degree qualification, then!
From what I’ve read, she implied on her CV that she had a 2:1 from Oxford (Keeble College) in God Bothering. But upon closer inspection, she actually had just a 2:1 from her first year exams, and was kicked out at the end of the second year, for being a drunken harlot.
Allegedly, they said she could come back once she’d sobered up, but she never did.
Where are three or four strong men and a big lump of concrete when you need them?
fuck me! or on second thoughts, don’t!
Given the amount of time you spend on here you obviously don’t have a woman to distract you. I bet you wouldn’t say no to Sally the Alley
Grim
Grim it might be, but aunt Sally, if that is her actual picture and not cut and paste job, the Dirty Digger would like that in the Tit & Bum that’s wot sold the rag, I wonder why my gaffer used to take the T & B downstairs, still you need more up front, if you know what I mean Sal.
I wouldn’t touch that with Billy’s.
Fuck it, i’ve no shame – I would clamber aboard, I would.
You know..I really think you would.
To boldly go where all men have been before.
Not ‘all’. Some of us have standards (and not London Evening ones, either). You’ve all heard of the Town Bike – well now you’ve seen the photo.
Don’t forget to tie a plank across your back DtP.
EEUUWW!!!! I BET ITS LIKE A WELLY TOP!!!
Yeah, and if you meet a guy wandering around in there ask him if he has seen my hat, I dropped it last time in
Me too.
It makes me laugh how some of the goofs on here “wouldn’t tough that…” as if she would even spit on them. Fat, balding, short-cocked keyboard warriors with halitosis I’ll wager.
I’d be fucking grateful!
Be grateful if you have to be. Personally I wouldn’t waste my time fapping over something that low on the Totty Scale.
Somehow, I suspect ‘fapping’ is all you get to do.
Given the choice I’ll always take the Onanist option instead of a dose from Syphillitic Sally, but you go ahead, knock yourself out.
OI!
I’m not balding.
Poor little things, they know in reality they would, but they just want to follow the crowd, oh for the days of Christine Keeler and her little car CUP 36. Still she is a bit of a daft bat in someway like Cherie B’Liar, talking about her sex life etc that is just should be between the two of them, makes them appear like some high class hooker!
OI! I aint got bad breath.
Agreed, she still warrants a good piping.
I would….but only if she asked nicely
I have not had sex in 10 years, I am climbing the walls with sexual frustration, even the crack of dawn isn’t safe, but even I would not touch that, not even with Billy’s.
Just like that Stephanie bint from the BBC. Would you want Ed’s sloppy thirds?
I still have some standards you know!!!
Punternet is your friend.
It’s certainly one way to “Sally forth”…
What is this, misogyny HQ?
Is this really the very best the Standard can offer?
She’s hardly Linda Lusardi, is she.
…or is this the only way she can get people to take notice of her?
Stupid woman.
Convert to Islam next love, This Week, Daily Mail, Hello, This Morning, I got the lot!!
Should we open a book….?
Why not. I don’t suppose she ever has.
Let HH notice that and criticise her for blah blah blah di blah reasons.
And di Piero ot whatever the name of the former GMTV girl who did page 3 type shots.
Do you mean Gloria de pie romp?
Did someone mention pies?
Wahey! Ah’ll ‘ave some o’ that!
I stuck my hand up Gloria’s skirt at a party bash but she just slapped me and said
” The only way I would sleep with a hideous fat hoon like you is if you had a decent piece of meat but as you are equipped with a micropenis then you can just fuck off. Even that ludicrous tramp Draper has a better chance than you”
So I offered Margaret Moran a fiver and got O and A levels.
…didn’t di Piero race for Minardi in 1986?
Where was it taken?
Looks like a squat tbh. Isn’t it the assembly building?
Could have been taken from any angle. Oh, you mean the photo.
I’d have thought so, but the assembly building surely doesnt have windows that face in that direction (??)
It’s very big and angular.
And that’s just my nob……
It looks as though it was taken from County Hall. Perhaps the aquarium – she might have been swimming with the turtles?
‘The London Aye’
Actually I’m going to be really dull.
Theres a hotel in that building isn’t there?
Yup, the Mariott:
https://www.marriott.co.uk/hotels/travel/lonch-london-marriott-hotel-county-hall/
From £175 a night, Squeaker’s Wife included.
It’s £250 a night without.
Nice one… hope you get this week’s prize from Guido!
That’s most kind, but I regret that my talents are not that elevated!
I would demand a full refund and compensation!
Do you need to leave a deposit?
just when you thought it was safe to log on to Guido – bloody hell, I feel ill
Donate or the sheet comes off.
I’ll gladly donate to keep the thing on. Dreadful creature.
Then again, every hitchhiker-around-the-galaxy’s most useful/essential accoutrement is his/her towel!
Indeed….
You can even wet it for ‘hand-to-hand’ combat…etc.
Where is a Bugblatter Beast of Traal when you really need one?
Or a Vogon constructor ship…
(That wasn’t made up. I’ve worked with people like that.)
She is more like Eccentrica Gallumbits
So long and thanks for all the fish
She might have washed her minge first.
Crack whore chic !
Even Charlie Sheen would draw the line at this one.
This is setting a low Standard…
Is today the day you reveal the caption comp winner ?
( Fingers and toes still crossed)
That pic is the new one.
Sally says..
‘In 1984 Morrisey done me. it was brilliant. I haven’t down there washed since.”
..that was dyslexic, even for me.
‘Haven’t washed down there since!’
I liked it in its first format
I thought it was a cryptic inference!
I thought it was Yoda.
It sounded saort of rural. But in a GOOD way.
First one was better. (First was one better.)
Better first one was!
Love the blog.
Yoda Bercow. That’s enough poisoned dwarf references
But isn’t Morrissey gay? oh wait…..(checking google) he’s been gay since….1984
He did her up the arse.
Did the Speaker know she was doing that- surely it brings the office into disrepute?
When she wears the strap-on, she brings the orrifice into disrepute. I’ll get me coat
Apparently, he’s not Happy.
Someone on here mentioned the Speaker was slightly preoccupied the other day- now we know why.
which one is he then?
I should imagine he’s fairly Grumpy this evening.
I shag better than Sally Alley
Jesus Christ.
Water into wine? No problem.
Mutton into lamb? Do I look like a miracle worker?
Yes.
Fire the fucking Squeaker
He is a disgrace to the country FFS
I mean, I know respect is frowned upon now, but he is supposed to have dignity and gravitas in order to do his job properly. Does he really think his wife supports him in that?
She’s trying to make a name for herself userping his position as Speaker.
He should be sacked for that alone.
The silly woman’s only objective is self-publicity and grandiosity. Taking the piss out of the HoC , its history and, as a consequence, you and me. And she is not even an elected representative. A lasting reminder of all that was corrupt, ignorant and arrogant about New Labour.
Spot on. This isn’t ‘pulling down walls’ or similar bllx. It is rude, arrogant, and disgraceful.
And she’s not got her tits out!
Is she a Labour party member?
To be fair, if they wanted a speaker with “dignity and gravitas” they wouldn’t have elected a midget c’unt with a whore for a wife….
+44
Seconded.
Talk about inviting public ridicule. Seriously…
The KGB promoting the London Undergound is it ?
Can you remove the picture and put a link to it instead. I can’t revisit this until she has gone – vile disgusting woman.
The article’s just as bad, if not worse:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23920176-our-bedroom-secrets-by-sally-bercow—becoming-speaker-has-turned-my-husband-into-a-sex-symbol.do
FFS.
Byers claimed to be ‘Like a cab for hire’, Bercow is like a bike for hire.
Is she part of the Boris scheme?
Tough old bikes, free to ride but are so ugly no one wants to keep one.
Good one Bill!
Tandem, if I hear correctly.
Her children will be SO proud of her.
What a slapper.
There goes the good time that was had by all.
I know that she’s a rancid person and I dislike her greatly, but I would so like to use her as my jizz receptacle.
Please tell me you’re kidding. She’s fugly.
I’m a married man! I have low aspirations.
I’m a single man and my aspirations are not that low, would rather work my right hand to death
Fuck you, i’m off to my mother’s, you can make your own tea plus i’ve been faking it for years….
Cheers, please take the kids and make sure you pop the keys through the letter box.
It’s easy to fake an orgasm. But you try consistently faking a relationship
Roll up! Roll up! Get your dirty ride here! Free paper bag for every punter!
Five bag job, this.
A bag for everyone in the world — just in case.
The towel shoould have been round her head – couldn’t look worse, or maybe could. Mindbleach imediately.
The standerds have deffo slipped , Could you imagine betty doing that , Now she did have class!
Bulldog licking piss off a nettle
It could have been Baroness Ashton.
MINDBLEACH
Sometimes really ugly birds can have rocking bodies when they strip off. Probably not Ashton though. After you with the mindbleach.
Hesitation?
Deviation….
No chance of repetition I think.
Hesitation? Deviation? Masturbation? Nein danke!
Did she say that women squat on her husband?
More fantasy fiction from a deluded, aging, addled, doxy.
She’ not fucking royalty is she?
Quite
We have no comment to make on this subject at this time, but we can confirm that a member of the household has a nasty rash.
Are you talking about Ms Middleton Andy?
Give the silly bitch time………..
Shouldn’t Totty Watch have a question mark after it?
Too heavy even for irony.
Me and Berlusconi would put her in her place !
Put them back on,love ,for God’s sake.
She – the epitome of low vulgarity isn’t modelling for
Glass cloths ! Imagine the breakage rate ??
despite all the talk about expenses, MPs are still raking it in …
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23919957-westminster-braced-for-expenses-storm-with-millions-more-in-claims-released.do
boy, that woman’s ugly, one of the dark forces maybe?
I liked the 50p claimed for milk (see previous post). Turned down, of course.
I’m sure the only reason MP’s want a complete overhaul of IPSA is because it requires bona-fide receipts, and there are deadlines for claims.
If they think this is difficult, they should try to pick their way through the UK taxation system – like the rest of us have to do – with it’s strict rules and deadlines. Why should MP’s be treated any differently from the rest of us.
If Cameron reneges on this in the Spring I can see his popularity waning even further.
Bit of paint on those window frames wouldn’t go amiss.
What did John actually spend the 1/2 million quid doing up the place on?
Psst – parliament is across the river. You can just see it?
I see it now.
She’s wearing Tracey Emin’s bed.
do the bedroom secrets include some stilts, snow white costume and gin? if not i’m not reading it.
I’m going to be grumpy.
I’m feeling happy.
I’ll get the Doc.
Well, she’s definitely not Bashful.
If I may be controversial for a moment, chaps, what’s not to like? A body like a Vegas showgirl, and by all accounts an enthusiastic goer. And you wouldn’t have to talk to her…
Given the choice I’d feel safer riding this Sally B
http://www.sallyb.org.uk/
Much better preserved
And much a much better history.
I give upon you lot!
Give you an open goal and you miss!
I was expecting jokes about bomb doors and old birds capable of accommodating 10 blokes at once, and what do I get, Diddly damn all.
Sally (tapping him on the shoulder): Feeling like it, Big Boy?
John: No, I’m Sleepy.
Ugh! Not to the standard of Television X which is well worth the taxpayers money.
is she boss eyed?
this really takes the biscuit – how much has that unemployed foghorn made by being married to the speaker?
This is not the sort of totty we wanted!!!
Mutton dressed as mutton.
Mutton dressed as mince.
Carrion dressed as mutton
You called, ducky?
Raw meat 2 now ur talking
For pity’s sake, will someone PLEASE do whatever it takes to rid us of these dreadful people? Isn’t there anyone in the H of C who has the guts to do so?
there’s only us left mate
no one in the HofC gives a fuck
just bring your own rifle and we’ll charge the place whilst no one’s looking
You know we all thought Cherie was the vilest, silliest old slapper ever to inhabit the government…
Looks like we have a new champion.
I see dark spots in your aura, William.
But my Charaks are perfectly balanced.
the benefits of a good truss
A GP says, ‘Trust me, I’m a Doctor’.
A bird says, ‘Truss me, I’m a Chicken.’
Her hubby may be a dwarf, but snow white she aint.
Snow White thought 7UP was a drink before she met the dwarves.
Name the orifice which she has not been had in.
We all had her in my orfice.
Wonder if any Sky pundits have ‘smashed it’?
Well Andy and I would like to comment but we can’t, not now or ever, I’m sorry my friend but there are dark forces at work ………..
All your cooments are sexist and I’ve had it all my life particularly when I was helping Desmond distribute his wank mags
Practically everything she does appears to have the purpose of undermining her husband &/or Parliament. A publicity addict.
What a disgusting woman she is. I bet you have to stand down wind of her. What makes me laugh though is she thinks she’s gorgeous. Blind as well as stupid.
Down wind? Are you sure?
No solopolis. Just meant stand where the stench doesn’t affect your nostrils. Not too good at meterological things!
Ah fair enough. Perhaps the Squeaker could tap his expenses account for a bucket of Febreze?
Is she advertising walk-in showers for persons of restricted mobility?
No, she’s showing us how common she is. Again.
not as fit as Helen Chamberlin ………………
And here is the proof
http://www.socceramworld.com/helen-chamberlain-penthouse/helen-chamberlain-penthouse.html
I’d smash it.
I really don’t want the long and the short of this one
He can’t be up to that, surely?
She has a massively over inflated view of her attractiveness doesn’t she?
Looks more like a failed Big Brother contestant to me.
Can you please moderate your language Guido? Totty? She is hideous.
I can’t decide if she looks more like a rat’s arsehole or whether a cat has shit on her face.
Perhpas Guido followers can have a vote on the two options, AV of course
Close the curtains love.
And the ones in front of the window.
You can’t polish poo.
But you can lacquer it.
You can hollow it out and use it as a canoe.
Is that like a spray tan?
You can also cook it at 200c for 20 mins per pound and serve it up with a nice rocket salad drizzled olive oil.
but you can wrap it in linen.
And roll it in glitter.
Somewhere in a Royal Navy establishment is secreted a Royal turd – freeze-dried, painted gold and in a glass case. Collected on HMS Britannia.
But it still stinks.
An extreme example of the burqa slipping.
Hi ar moniker !
a strong case for some women being forced to wear a burqa me thinks
Hi Frankie! It puts a new slant on curtains, methinks …
curtains !
Dont you mean drapes ?
We are doing a fine line in curtains all at 90% off due to the recession
Crikey – I’m begining to question my sexuality.
To be honest I thought this was a wind up from the Daily Mash , so I checked with the London Standard . Jesus Christ. this is actually real. Sally Bercow is a disgrace.
It’s a fake! There’s no stepladder for a start
this is a disgrace:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23920176-our-bedroom-secrets-by-sally-bercow—becoming-speaker-has-turned-my-husband-into-a-sex-symbol.do
Sally – you are not attractive, you are not ‘in politics’ and no one (apart from you) finds your husband attactive, he has the stature of a 10 year old boy and the voice of the man from bullseye.
ORDER ! AWAWAWRDER
Standards are slipping, can somebody please tell the bedsheet.
That would turn me gay that would.
Iye, lad
Grotty watch more like.
Well done Sal! Good for you!
This woman is like a pathetic, spoilt little girl who would do anything and use anyone to promote her own sad existance. Another grasping Labour bint!
This kind of stuff and her party-girl younger days suggest deep insecurity?
Most gobby people are.
So that’s what Mandy is up to these days.
Well well. 1.85 million quid of foreign aid spent on something that doesn’t look like foreign aid at all.
Its the bed sheet i feel sorry for……….
tag: tranny watch
I would…again!
Now listen to me “I’ve not had sex with that woman”
About the only one who hasn’t it seems – apart from her husband.
Picture would have been better with the Gherkin in the background.
http://www.barnabu.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/the-gherkin-google-earth-sketchup-model.jpg
Thanks, I’m now off to dip my eyes in bleach!!!!
Unfortunately people laugh at her when she wrongly believes they are laughing with her.
Absolutely no class whatsoever
It must be the change of life or whatever
Exactly, I bet its a mid-life thing.
But I have to say she’s a fucking loon at the best of times.
My Dearest Guido
Insha’Allah and may the blessings of the Prophet be upon you.
I hope you can clear up some confusion for those of us at the proposed Al-Megrahi Blog Site.
The reason we planned to set it up was because we were inspired by your fine example.
But we are now confused at your most recent of postings here.
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You would appear to be outraged at the compassionate release of a man convicted of blowing up several hundred people but protests his innocence.
Yet your very own blog is named after a man who, erm, was caught red handed trying to blow up several hundred people.
We are confused and wondering what it is you are outraged about and why you eulogise a man of proven guilt whilst acting outraged at one who’s guilt is still widely questioned.
Our moral compass is spinning out of control when we come near this blog. Please help clear this up for us.
Piss be upon you.
I’d destroy the living granny out of that. Literally, I’d ruin her. Not because she’s fit but because Mr Speaker’s micropenis has evidently allowed her clunge to dry up so bad that she feels this is appropriate.
I’ll take one for the team and sort her out. Maybe then she’ll piss off. You’re welcome.
Leave it Rob! She’s not worth it!
Me thinks its time to redefine the word “Tottoy”.
I bet yours is more like an Arbroath Smokie.
Drama queen!
She did it without realising ?????
Oh what drama queen!
Done up the kipper more like !
You certainly smell like a kipper.
Grimsby docks!
We do NOT need to know Gordon Brown’s toilet habits on twitter. Even the delightful Mrs. B does not post about them!
And if you believe that load of cobblers you really will believe anything.
You must have posed for this picture, Sally, so don’t come the innocent with us!
If Mr B. goes potty, you only have yourself to blame.
Stupid woman.
Maybe she means he goes on the potty?
If the toddle step for the lavatory is missing he may have to.
They forced you to pose with just a sheet around you? One word…dignity??
Maybe she was not present at the photo shoot just as Britney Spears had a problem with a photo shoot she did for Rolling Stone
Sally Bercow The Peoples Moron
She has that remarkably unsexy ‘starved arm’
look. I’d rather watch Cardiff city or retake my O levels
you jack bastard
Quelle slag! If I didn’t detest her husband so much, I would feel sorry for him. As it happens, they deserve each other. The Poison Dwarf and the Deluded Cow. Pass the bucket please……….
Yes, they do suit each other. It’s everyone else I’m bothered about.
To be fair, she does keep the wee man on his tiptoes.
Couldn’t she have pulled it up another 18″ ?
But then you’d have seen how big her cock is.
We know Johns a short arse .
In the online article she says
“Since John became Speaker, the number of women who hit on him has gone up dramatically. I don’t get jealous because more men have hit on me, too.”
Really ? Why ? I can only think its for a bet.
Also, is is just me or are these two are becoming more like Sarah and Alan B’Stard ?
I think she means the number of people who have tried to hit them has went up.
“Since John became Speaker, the number of women who hit on him has gone up dramatically.”
“Becoming Speaker has turned my husband into a sex symbol”.
“I never realised how sexy I would find living under Big Ben with the bells chiming.”
shouldn’t that be living under a big bell end?
It’s been photoshopped – there are no maggots falling out of her hole.
Even tory Bear has had her………….
#If you go down to the woods today, You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today, You’d better go in disguise.
For ev’ry bear that ever there was, Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the Teddy Bears fuck Sally Bercow’s brains out#
Sally Bercow
Our bedroom secret is we have two cock’s !
lol!
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5905/sallybercowtowel.jpg
Das no bad for da whitey. Das near as big as mine.
OMG where me service revolver ????
Withdrawn from your kit back in 2007 courtesy of one G Brown.
Hey Guido, deliver what you promise – I was expecting to see some totty ….
Alan Douglas
The sound you hear in the distance is Dorries exploding.
With laughter?
with a cheating husbands jism ?
He must be a bit of an expert if he can produce that response.
Didn’t know she was a Norris McWhirter
I know the Palace of Westminster is in the background but I’m still thinking Billingsgate
What’s the difference between Sally Bercow and the Eiffel Tower?
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Not everyone has been up the Eiffel Tower
I would.
Back to the Guardian with you, Sarah
More from the Berk Cow :
“I never realised how sexy I would find living under Big Ben with the bells chiming.”
… and you going like the clappers, darling ?
Alan Douglas
She squats in the Bell Tower?
The Speakers accomodation is in the bell tower, yes.
yes, and don’t think all that shuddering is these two going at it – it’s the bloody underground trains going past
I have only one thing to say about this woman:
She’ll be fucking some other womans husband next while lecturing everyone on family values
Just the one?
Is that headline supposed to entice us?
“Bedroom secrets” of the dwarf and the Tracy Emin imposter?
Begone!
Look-a-like, not imposter. The stupid virus had me for a minute, there.
Has anyone got any new batteries? Preferably long life Duracell. Quick!
This is totty watch so where is the totty? I did not gte where I am today by not providing totty to the totty wanters!
off topic, but nevermind….
yes, you too can buy a 50p coin for 3 quid, or get 10 first class stamps for just 25 quid, or get a mug for only 25 quid, or a biro for only 6 quid.
bargain.
http://shop.london2012.com/
You couldn’t make it up!
London 2012 limited edition framed set of 33 London Borough pin badges £250.00
Holy fucking shit!
Wait untill Mr and Mrs Middleton start to pedal royal wedding memorabilia on their web site
as reported on the BBC yesterday
they run a company that organises parties and sells all the trimmings
it will of course only be so people can join in the celebrations and not to make fucking great wadges of cash off the back of their daughters good luck !
Wow the money from the lottery must be running low.
Does it really cost £4.95 to send a biro, or a fridge magnet, from london to, say, southampton?
I didn’t think it was legal to charge shipping at a price that’s about 5 to 10 times the true p+p cost (partly because shipping isn’t subject to vat, so charging higher than reasonable shipping is a way to avoid taxes)
maybe i’m wrong, but I could have sworn last time I sent something small like that it only cost me about £1.50 at the most, including the jiffy bag.
Yeuch. She’s just a media whore.
Where’s Mr Speaker? Under the towell I’ll bet, admonishing the rt. honorable Mr Beaver.
If she asked nicely I might consider it.
As Parliment stooped so low as to employ this bloke as speaker and his Socialist wife.
Just shows what Labour MP’s foisted on this government, before the election
Total Disgrace.
Needs Andy Gray to give her a good talking to.
There are plenty of specialist internet sites about having sex with midgets. I really don’t want to read about it in a newspaper.
I wouldn’t.
Oh no…
We’ve gone in less than 100 years from Rome to Italy, and at least their civilisation was repeatedly sacked for plunder.
the picture of Mr Bercow reminds me I need to purchase a Toblerone
I’m almost afraid to ask.
Why do you need to purchase a Toblerone Gordon?
i need a jumbo Toblerone to keep my heavy water manufacturing facility fucnctioning correctly
The shot has been photoshoped, there’s no phone in her hand to tweet the event.
Really enjoying you all pull yourselves apart.
Tories attacking a Tory MP’s wife.
Tories employing a BBC Journo as their Comms Director….LOL
Tories distancing themselves from Murdoch empire
Tories complaining to their lackey leader about the expenses system
Tories hacking off middle England big style
Errrrr Have all you Tory Guido boys and girls still not got the message. Stop blogging, you should be out being Big for our Big Society…LOL
“I don’t get jealous because more men have hit on me, too.”
Sad dossers wanking in the park under their piss and sick stained macs as you walk past ?
OI!
Theres no sick stains on my mac.
Ref the last thread and this one, maybe Labour should be the toga party …..just a thought.
Who’d have thought it Sally. There you were , putting up the new drapes and trying to shield yourself from that awful place where your husband works, when all of a sudden a huge gust of wind blew all your clothes off and entangled you in the very drapes you were trying so desperately to hang.
And how unsporting of the passing papperatzi to run in and photograph you at such an inopportune moment. Who’d have thought it, eh?
…All done in the best poooowwwwssible taste.
Later that evening.
“Sally, my dearest, you have put me in a very embarrassing position.”
“..And if you can’t get it bigger than that you’ll stay in that embarrassing position all night.”
oh no, I’ve just realised.
This is a stunt isn’t it? Later Bercow’s going to do something to ‘out-do’ her isn’t he?
Oh no. They’re both ‘in it together’
Watch out for Bercow’s effort on the news at ten
Really enjoying you all pull yourselves apart.
Tories attacking a Tory MP’s wife.
Tories employing a BBC Journo as their Comms Director….LOL
Tories distancing themselves from Murdoch empire
Tories complaining to their lackey leader about the expenses system
Tories hacking off middle England big style
Even The Sun is looking for Ken Clarkes head on a plate now
Errrrr Have all you Tory Guido boys and girls still not got the message. Stop blogging, you should be out being Big for our Big Society…LOL
You seem to have this site confused with Conservitve home.
You seem to have this site confused with New Zealand.
errrrr… that makes no sense, apologist
I think Guido has confused his own site with Conservative home. He’s part of the establishment now….well, still an outsider knocking on the door with puppy dogs eyes, they let him in to sleep by the fire every now and then.
Nevermind Guido I can safely say Olly at Comms, unlike Coulson, will NOT be feeding you any stories, titbits or gossip….bless
The computer the have for reprogramming us to think like the Liebour drones has broken and we have to think for ourselves,it’s hard work having to think and type at the same time innit.
Shouldnt you be out cleaning the streets, or painting an OAP fence for no pay…crack on “Eeu to me”, your leader needs you to trail blazes his Big Idea……….Narrr didnt think so..
What’s up finished your Janet and John book and have found a free computer in the library to play with.
Wofeful Warsi = Sally Fishbucket. Bog off you disease ridden hag.
“Tories distancing themselves from Murdoch empire” is funny. It’s not that long ago that another party was ‘distancing itself from the Murdoch empire’ after years of creeping to it.
Funny old world…
Fabians taking it from Bubba in gaol.
Fabians extorting money from the population to fund the BBC cocaine habit.
Fabians distancing themselves from everyone because we all know they smell.
Fabians keeping schtum and their heads firmly in the trough of plenty.
Fabians robbing the poor to pay for their dachas and fine dining.
Have all you socialist wankers still not got the message? You lost. Shut the fuck up and die.
Her children must be proud.
One day………!
mine are
I got them all jobs at the taxpayers expense
What’s wrong with that ??
Just delicious,a chav lefty being “lewd” how awful for mad hattie the white man hater and the sisters bet theyr’e all crying in their champagne.
She’s a bit old for playing like that,I bet the journo’s were pissing themselves with laughter and just couldn’t believe their luck,
LOL….She is the wife of a Tory MP. Lovin this stuff, keep up the bad work.
She a Liebour supporter and a wannbe Liebour MP and is in the public eye therefore very attackable,if she was just minime’s wife then we would be wrong to bring her into any discussion.
Speαker’s job makes John Bercow sexier, says wife Sally
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12357989
Money doesn’t buy taste, does it.
In the same way some women write to murderers on Death Row I suppose.
How very tastefull,next the Jeremy Kyle show dna results special.
I’m sure they would think about it if Jeremy Kyle was to offer them enough mon*y.
She looks like an older version of Rodney’s bint from Only Fools And Horses, can’t remember her name. Er hold on, was it Cassandra or something like that?
She does feature Rodney’s Cassandra Libertarian. She was a minger too, but seemed reasonably intelligent, unlike Mrs Squeaker.
I’d like to be sandwiched between Stephanie Flanders and Jo Coburn.
The nearest you’ll get is in the queue at Sainsbury’s clutching a Coronation Chicken butty.
Could be worse: imagine being sandwiched between Stephen Fry and Jo Brand…
All the more so if Jo the Psych Nurse is trying to restrain and medicate Stephen Fry.
First bryant in his underpants, now this, whatever’s going on in the minds of latterday socialists?
Desperation?
Fears of double dip fade as service sector stages revival
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-business/article-23920192-fears-of-double-dip-fade-as-service-sector-stages-revival.do
S-s-s-s-s-sowwy, we don’t believe that.
Bollocks. I wanted to see a double dip.
look at your wife’s chin then
i would move my services witout a second thought
You can say one thing at least for Sally. She’s better looking than Slotgob and Mrs Beard.
Really?
When she is on sky doing the paper reviews with minimal makeup and unflattering camera angles I could not disagree more.
Are you seriously saying if you had the choice you’d rather pork the one with the letterbox mouth or the one with the mashed up toes and tree trunk legs?
At least I wouldn’t get a dose of the clap.
http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/sally.jpg?w=150&h=131
Some people have taste and then some people have taste.
How about me, love?! Fancy a bit of how’s your father?
I always presumed she’d done a Hayley Cropper.
Do ya think I’m sexy?
It’s not a fapable photo. No sploooting here.
Hahaha !! What modesty !!
No love, it isn’t a great pic.
It is a picture of the money-grabbing, publicity-seeking wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons.
Solipcism is soooooo me.
Is she auditioning for Jackie Smiths forthcoming porno flick?
Get over yourself love. Cougar you aint. Naive Sally? Sally the Labour Leach who will do anything for publicity. Take your fake naivity and stop trying to play the public for fools. Naked self interest. Leaching (Ber)Cow.
To spit or not to spit, that is the question ?
Shaved, Brazilian or natural……… ??
Could have been worse. Could have been Jacqui “Five Bellies” Smith BBC porn programme presenter
Wait and see.
Loud Noises!
Bedroom secrets? Kinky sex with a stepladder.
Why would she fu*k a stepladder?
She’ll fuck anything with legs.
Gosh! Who would prostitute themselves for the media. Is Mr Bercow her pimp? How much does she charge? Oh dear, next she will be hanging out with Jordan and those media tarts. Very classy darling.
thisa justa confirms that she is sheet ina da beda
That has just put me off my “Pigs in blankets”
Has the bitch media whore got spastic eyes as well as a spastic brain and a spastic husband?
I would have a crack at her, even though she is way too old for my normal teenagers.
Piss off you vile child shagging Pervert.
Tommorrow never comes…………..
Phwoah! I’d give her one. How much?
Hazel Bears
How was she stitched up like a kipper?
She goes to a hotel on the otherside of the river from Parliament. Takes her kit off and wraps a bedsheet around herself. Then poses before an open window where her grace and favour home can be seen in the background and making sure that the full length of her thigh is exposed to the camera.
Surely it’s been photoshopped? Look at the black line between the window frame and the sky at centre-top.
The telegraph is reporting that it was taken in a hotel room across the river from Wesminster
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8301278/Sally-Bercows-sexy-photo-shoot.html
She always tries to be one jump ahead of wee husband.
She thought it was for a private paying customer?
Oh be fair. That is an excellent airbrush job the media have done here credit where credit is due. She looks totally minging without it.
The unairbrushed pic is flying around the internet atm.
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ut0yno.jpg
‘Our Bedroom Secrets’
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Id nail her
to a fucking cross
joolz
Julian, it’d be a sacrifice, but worth it…
‘Our Bedroom Secrets’ by Sally Bercow
1. That ‘antique’ washstand is reproduction.
2. JB sometimes mumbles “Order, order” in his sleep.
3. In the very cold weather I was wearing bedsocks as well as having a hot water bottle.
4. I sleep on the right and Mr B sleeps on the left. Isn’t that ironic!
5. I have banned onions from the house because they make Mr B fart in bed.
Classic sir William. Just classic.
Well she’s tried to turn herself into some sort of left wing intellectual politician to make money out of the media and failed. She was looney left enough, she just lacked the intellect.
So it’s no surprise that sally of the alley has finally reverted to form and is seeking attention and media money by being the trashy alleycat that she is.
Go on nell!
I get the feeling that if Mrs Bercow was to wear a frumpy dress and sensible shoes she would still be unpopular. Is it her grasping, attention seeking personality that no one likes or is it because she plays the public for fools or is it this couple come across as publicity leaches and it is getting tedious now? Shabby Bercows.
In our bedroom Jonh is my bitch !
I squeal like a little piggy, hehehehehe!
“I think it’s hilarious that I have been referred to as the Carla Bruni of British politics.”
???????????
By whom exactly? Carla Bruni has a real pwhoooar factor. I doubt she would welcome the comparison.
That was because they both have vertically challenged husbands.
But she does look like Carla Bruni
Carla Bruni looks quite like Carla Bruni.
Perhaps the female version of Belusconi?
“Wrong catalogue… I want South American! Not over-used dirty British Housewives!”
That’s a bloody horrible photograph of her. Surely she can’t look THAT terrible? Or can she?
She looks a bit scary…
I hope someone passes the pic on to the Koreans who made the animation of shagging/drinking antics… the sequel could be amusing.
Nar tha’ kidding thi sen old cock, it’s only thi money ther afta, not your Viagra induced erection?
She does her own WikiKippers!!!!
Chocolate fingers ??
They won’t be angel cakes, that’s for sure.
Anyone for a muffin ????
Anyone for “Fudge fingers”?
Nice Homely Behaviour?
If I was you I’d be praying my children aren’t going to be ridiculed at school tomorrow.
what a slapper. No dignity. No shame. No brain.
What a dippy plonkerette this gal is? Is there no level to which she wont stoop to get her photo in the newspapers! A disgrace to the position of The Speaker’s wife. About time both of them left the bulding.
There’s a “slit “in the curtain’s
What a fucked up country the UK has become. Shameless lack of dignity.
If that wee runt had any class, he’d resign and apologise to the nation for the disrespectful behaviour of his classless wife.
What !!!!! Jump off the best Gravy Train in the U.K. ???
NO chance !
Mr B is going to go potty. She behaves like a 10 year old. What a sad well used saggy twat!
First motorway widening that has ever occurred inside the Palace of Westminster.
at least JORDON has some class
no feckin way !
plastic whore end of
It is regrettable that so many of the comments are as coarse and vulgar as the creature herself and her odious little hubby. One despairs for good taste and traditional gardening. I mean, of course, the horizontal variety. There is no excuse for immoderate disclosure of the speakers predilictions, sexual or otherwise. She should be prosecuted for outrage of public decency.
She says that she’s been done up like a kipper’ by the Standard. So if she didnt give the interview and do the pic knowing that it was for them, who took the picture?
Thankfully we are deprived of seeing the results of the operation!!!!?!
No Thanks
Aunt Sally
Next week it’s Hattie, followed by Jacquie, the porn queen of socialism.
How can anyone now have any respect for the squeaker? MPs will be tittering at him because of his wife’s antics; he will be a laughing stock. A role once occupied by highly respected people..george thomas, betty boothroyd…and now this pipsqueak. No wonder the public have lost respect.
George Thomas ? I seem to recall some thing about rent boys and blackmail which was hushed up until after his death
So just what is your role in the marriage Sally?
To become a Liebour MP.
To have sex under Big Ben?
To have her bare arse projected onto the Houses of Parliament.
She is his knob gobbler. Full stop.
Well I suppose Sal. If you must dig a hole then it makes sense to make it a big one.
Although most would advise, just shut the fuck up.
Is that Phil mitchells girlfriend ? Xx
The little fellas got a trampolene I guess.
And who exactly is this Sally Burko?
Can’t be sure but the last time I looked at my wash and spin cycle I’m sure I saw her name on the Label
She does look like a rude girl though. Positively predatory, if you like that sort of thing.
I wonder ?
Is she just a wind-up merchant, living up to her image, to get right up the noses of those who hate her and the hubby ?
She sounds like the kind of bird one might meet in Boobs disco, Guzz, afew years back.
In which case,,,,,I could get to like her.
tart
There should be a law
against it. I shall make one.
I am President.
Yawn!
Evidently she finds twenty strokes from Big Ben at midnight (Ding-dong ding-dong, Ding-dong ding-dong…Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong. Bong. Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong) gets her a little Happy…
Perhaps it’s the Bongs that do it?
Our very own Bellusconi. She’d be a worthy successor to Tracey Temple for Prescott.
Is it true that she’s “had” everyone one of the Household Cavalry?
why am i paying for these people.
Good question, Yes, why are we paying for these people?
I want my money back!
Headline should be WHY ARE LONDON STANDARDS falling.
Answer is too many nonentities think they are someone.
Wow!! This is a case of standards really dropping but again how many people are protesting about this but then reading about it!!
I’d shag her just so I could say I fcuked labour.
Bercow Bones Bedminster.
I can see it now!
Most well run organisations have a serious misconduct policy defining unacceptable staff behaviour calculated to bring it into public disrepute.
However it seems that the UK parliament has no such policy. How bizarre!
Writing from an overseas perspective, the only other thing I’ll add is that La Bercow’s antics consolidate the fetid laughing stock that is the UK political establishment.
Oh ye people,
Pay heed to the tale of Silly Bare Cow.
She always sought the glowing approbation of the Gods, and so she chose to shed her outer garments, but the Gods were sorrowful, and cast her into limbo. Her husband was distressed, but understood. But Silly Bare Cow longed for the love of the Gods, so she carried on shedding.
And verily the Gods were sad.
What would come to pass next?
Poor Silly Bare Cow
I am by profession a butler of the old school, and am therefore reluctant to pass an opinion on my betters, especially the consort of the First Commoner. However, I feel emboldened by the lady’s own ‘fast’ behaviour to observe that the judgment depends on whether one is seeing her or listening to her.
From an ocular point of view, as evidenced by her appearances in what I believe are known as the ‘picture papers’, I judge Mrs Bercow to be a handsome lady of spirit.
On the other hand, her loose utterances (some of which I have heard on the wireless in the servants’ hall) incline me to think that this gobby slapper is total shite.
Brain dead slut, dumber and even worse looking than Jordan. Get her off our screens.
This woman is priceless. I have so much respect for her and her casual behaviour. She’s the only real deal in the middle of the Westminster male mingers. She should take over the speakers mace and tell them to do a fecking hard weeks work saving the country instead of pontificating about like self deluded jackasses.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1353912/Sally-Bercow-A-wretched-woman-degrades-democracy.html
I think it is sexist that the Mail cannot tell English rose Boris John’s sister from Aussie Nicole Kidman. I did not get where I am today by not being able to tell myself apart from AMANda Platell.
They’re a kinky couple – I notice that he dresses as a schoolmaster