A good day for justice it seems. Edward Woollard who was revealed as the infamous thug who threw a fire extinguisher off the roof off CCHQ, narrowly avoiding killing a copper, has been sent down for 2 years and 8 months for violent disorder. Just long enough to do an Open University course. The judge said the heavy sentence against Wollard is warning to other protesters not to ‘cross the line’.
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Will he be banged up with David Chaytor??
Bad day for Aaron Porter.
Labour MP’s and NUS rioters are level-pegging for jail sentences today.
Charlie Gilmour, are you reading this?
He must wait till June before they have finished their inquiries and throw the book at him :^)
A fire extuinguisher would be more appropriate.
I was surprised I let my claims get that far in front of the actual amount,” said Mr Illsley. “I admit I have made an overclaim. I should have made my claim for council tax more reflective of the amount involved.”
err. right. send him down m lord
It’s a fair cop.
He’ll be out in a year and a third!
Too expensive to keep them in that long sonny.
Try a third of a year.
I’d love to extuinguish you, Anonymous. Please go back to school and learn to write English, you useless prat.
I mean it just so totally not fair, the dude was awesome man, I mean random!
Capitalisation and punctuation? You’re not a stewdent.
You won’t be laughing when you feel my wrath.
Would you like Sky TV and an en suite bathroom ?
Aaron Porter won’t give a monkey’s as long as he can con some other protestors to take to the streets to further the cause. BTW has that N.U. S. woman got a job yet?
I think he is about to lose his virginity !
They try not to put young first offenders in with older predatory career criminals so they’ll keep him away from Chaytor and any other MPs who may happen there.
Are ‘Predatory Career Criminal’ and ‘MP’ mutually exclusive terms?
Certainly not – perhaps I should have been clearer and said “older predatory career criminals such as MPs”
Thank god all these “Right Wing Haters” are now in Jail…
Too bloody right! My friends son Jack Potter hasn’t been sentenced yet has he?
His brandishing of a fire extinguisher at Tory HQ was playful fun.
Dear members do not throw things when Kay Burley and her Sky chopper are hovering overhead.
Guido – this is not a good day for justice at all. Did you not see the story of the disability benefit cheating woman who waltzed off with 40 grand of taxpayers’ money and was caught playing golf? She got a 24 weeks sentence, suspended for 2 years. Fucking joke. If you nicked 40 grand, you’d be picking up the soap with extreme caution mate.
Still very, very much harsher than Wacqui Jacqui, McNulty or that oompa-loompa Blears got for thieving similar amounts.
It would appear that Blears is attempting to change her appearance, summats afoot.
I suspect that if they go to the showers at the same time, they will get banged together.
Can I suggest that he will be out long before Claire Solomon completes or even re starts her degree !!!!
What a tosser!
Well done the judge.
Very good. I was hoping for 5 years, but that isn’t likely under the current sentencing regime.
GOTCHA!
If the government delays giving prisoners the vote then he won’t be able to vote Labour either.
Hopefully the prison service will charge him for rent.
I’m afraid we pay them these days, the young scamps!
Not far off. 4 years 3 months before the compulsory one third off for an early ‘Guilty’ plea. It is the 50% reduction in actual time served I object to. I hope his mummy gave him a big jar of Vaseline to take with him.
The richkid twat has a very good lawyer.
He’ll do a few months in a comfy cell.
That was pretty swift justice.
I s’pose it’s pour encourager les autres prior to the summer riots.
All the more reason to pay off the old bill and the army now. If Cameroon had any sense, the first things he should’ve done were to scrap the Human Rights Act and then give the old bill and the army a pay rise.
Let the red fifth columnists strike, starve them back to the negotiating table and then fire them all.
Send SAS round to wake up Bob Crow and his diabolical thieving tosspot mates with a good kicking.
They all fear my tough new regime.
He will do at least one or two months and these scamps will think twice after that.
Jazz
Typo therein methinks
bet he now feels like a total tit for listening to the student union agitators who told them to riot cause the country would back them.
And Labour and Bob Crow’s fifth column will be a little more circumspect come the summer too.
Shouldn’t that be ‘filth column ??
Steady on, jgm2.
Agreed this isn’t a good day for justice, An impressionable young man / boy (I wasnt an adult at this age) has had his life ruined by the manipulations of several left leaning individuals dreaming of political glory.
Porter and that old bint who pretends to be a UCL student have this boy and maybe many others ruined lives on their hands.
You are still not an adult if you think people should not accept responsibility for their own behaviour. I’d figured that out by the age of 10.
Just short of 3 years, so he’ll be out in half.
But his career prospects are fucked for life, so after a lifetime of low-status jobs, he’ll die alone of a respiratory illness in his late 50s in a council flat in Peckham.
Turned out nice again.
You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh.
Not to mention the ability to disregard the fact that our kids will spend their lifetimes paying back the money the government will borrow to fund his lifelong support (starting with £50k pa to sit his A-Levels).
I’ll make sure he only does a few months.
You all know my motto.
Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
I disagree. He’s now got the street-cred necessary for a career in socialist activism. He could even end up as a Justice Minister!
Perhaps he’ll ‘find’ God like Jonathan Aitken and spend the rest of his life spouting sanctimonious twaddle on the Today programme?
Whoops. Comma after God and Aitken. Jonathan not being God-like!
Applause
A sufficient example has not been made.
This sentence is no deterent to the young students who have been brainwashed into left wing thuggery by their middle class lefty lecturers.
This sentence should have been 5 years.
But but but only right wing hate leads to violence*
* Maybe be a factual inversion.
How Lefty Academics rationalise:
Right wing hate = Violence
Left wing hate = Resistance
The sentence would be appropriate if he was to actually serve 32 months.
try 2
Possible deterrent to students but absolutely
none to lefty lecturers and trainee junior
Labour politicians
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Eric Illsley will be pleased-ish. This will knock his disgraceful conduct off the news.
He’ll be back in the news next month when he goes for sentencing. Hopefully the judge will account for his guilty plea being lodged at the last moment.
SQUWAAAARRRK!!! (flutter) DOYERBIRD!
I’m positive he’ll find someone to ‘look after him’ whilst inside, someone with a 10″ cock and a link to a Viagra dealer…
He’d also better take a large bottle of shampoo into the showers, cos he’ll need some of it to make ‘re-entry’ more comfortable ‘cos i’m sure that long hair flattened down with water will make him look pretty to some of the fruitier inmates.
Vivid imagination or scientific ‘experiment’, co***ete p*mp?
Well he will definitely be more understanding to his future girlfriends…as he’ll know what it’s like to be a woman…
He might enjoy it, though!
Well, he is an MP!
Er, I think you are on the wrong thread here…
That’s a very light sentence for attempted murder.
Like the coppers below him, I bet he didn’t see that coming.
+++APPLAUSE+++
Out in 10 months then… So much for deterrent effect of sentences.
Criminal record for the rest of his miserable feckun life, a lifetime ban on visiting shitoles like the USA and great places like Japans, and a big chunk of potential jobs no longer open to this shaggy haired, useless cu’nt
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He’s a rich upper class twit anyway.
There’s always uphill gardening.
Steady on old chap!
We can’t afford to have crims in that long.
Nah not as bad as that, he’ll do 11.5 months, that’ll show the Leftist scum err hang on
Oh you fekun beauty you dirty little cu’nt
Ope this vermin cu’nt gets buggered on is first night in the slammer, and each night thereafter
Where’s the Labour stooge Porter to help you now you dirty little fuck
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They should have banged up his headmaster who gave his pupils the day off to protest as well.
I’d like to see some of the organ grinders get punished instead of the monkeys.
As well as the monkeys…. please.
ooohhh – you sure have got purty hair, bend over and feel ‘my’ fire extinguisher…
And when can we expect to hear about Charlie Gilmour’s fate for defacing the Cenotaph?
Or have his lawyers started to plea-bargain already?
Maybe Pink Floyd will reform to do a one off concert to pay for the defence… ‘Make Further Education History” or sommat.
Applause!
“We dont need no education”—Ah the irony
I can exclusively reveal that Pink Floyd are re forming to record a new concept album centered on Gordon Browns time in government based on testimony from those who worked closely with him.
It will be entitled “Dark Side Of The Hoon “
He turned himself in, so does he get the cash prize…?
If only…
(scrittle) WHERESYERTOOL!
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You, sir, are a fuckwit. Seriously, go and darken some other blog. Your utterances are as pathetic as they are unwelcome.
I think we should all club together and get him a going away gift…
… a pillow with the words ‘bite here’ printed on it.
I will re release ‘Holding back the Tears’ to help my lovechild
***sitting ovation***
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Dont forget to oil your bumhole you lefty tosser.
Oh I say can I join in?
Well done Sky for spotting this leftie c u n t . Perhaps the BBC will say sorry for urging this student scum on?
Silly boy – he should have chased a copper into an Underground station and pumped bullets into his head. Result: no charge and no conviction.
of course , All coppers are killers , all students are innocent ………….
Twat !
Everyone is innocent now. Don’t you know prison doesn’t work ? Report to Dave for Party programming.
You didn’t notice the cops killed – the student didn’t.
Tory Judge, making a skapgote over a student protester, shame on you Tories
What is a skapgote?
It’s 13 years of a New Labour edyoukashun.
We don’t need no Educashun !
skapgote: noun, cylindrical object for the storage of large amounts of KY jelly.
Get Aids and die leftie BBC twat.
Dont worry! This student lefty will weep when he sees my tough new regime of Sky TV and an en suite bathroom for a few months.
Your comment wasn’t very funny the first time. It kind of grates after six.
The truth hurts doesn’t it ?
Crap trolling, this the script for today at Labour HQ?
“Stewdunt proetestor”, surely.
so attempted murder is ok … good stuff, I’m off to off a couple of whinging lefties before lunch
13 years of self-pollution
We lost son, get over it!
We have started a page; ‘free the pot noodle one’
Ha Ha, the bonus bonanza is back. I’m off to order the new Lamborghini LP700.
We look forward to recieve loadsatax! Ha haa!
Arise, Sir Fred, for your services to banking.
Oh I thought it was for charity work at least that’s what I told the house!
That was quick… how long have the expense cheat MPs been walking free?
But they argued privalige , This tosser pleaded guilty at first attempt.
privilege – bad even by your standards Billy
Strange all the sodomy fantasies on here. Why do so many posters get such a thrill imagining it? Surely they’re not ALL repressed homosexuals.
Get back in the closet you ugly cuпt.
Don’t be beastly.
You didn’t say that when we shared a room and a toolkit, cockpuppet.
My little Spad bumboy has come back to me!
Speak for yourself – my Parrot would **** anything!
They’re not repressed. They’re all blatantly rapacious clones of Montague Withnail.
Fuck off you terrible cuпt.
Bring back birching and I might be tempted to turn myself in!
Oooooooooooooooo Billy boy did not know you were like that.
LOL…. he’ll be out in 6 months
That sounds a bit expensive ?
Can’t we cut it down to one or two ?
Come on, you never Hague will never come out.
…or rather he’ll be outed tonight, I think.
That’ll bring a tear to his eye!
Who am I going to get to play Bilbo Baggins in the The Hobbit now?
Get in there! Excellent result!!! Biased Beeb have had one short, rushed and garbled announcement so far. Don’t hold your breath!!!!!
Good to see you’re not getting sanctimonious or holier-than-thou. I suppose you’ll be just as happy if any riot police get done for violence too, hmm?
I bet he wishes he’d stayed at home having a wank into a Pot Noodle over that new girl on Countdown.
Hopefully when he comes out his bumhole will look and smell like the Mersey tunnel. Pathetic little prick, hopefully he cried on his way down to the cells. My only hope would be that he doesn’t turn into some sort of urban hero and a campaign starts to get him freed because “like, he was fitted up yeah? & he’s like a political prisoner right? & we should fight to get him freed!”
As mentioned, hopefully this will be more like a deterrent and all those little Jocastas, Benji’s and Josh’s will now think twice about going on a riot because “its like all wrong, we shouldn’t have to pay to like, you know study English or whatever,” I’m guessing that Neighbours, Dickensons Real Deal and Cash In The Attic viewing figures will stay where they are next time a bunch of leftie soap dodgers decided it might be fun to get their pupils to commit offences.
His biggest crime was wearing a brown shirt with a black suit to court.
He’s practising for his new career as a Geography supply teacher when he gets out.
He will feel my wrath and do a month at least,.
Not possible. It’s that criminal record thingie.
That’s what you wear when you’re smashing windows.
Just think how that criminal record will look on his cv when he comes to apply for all those ‘graduate’ jobs in years to come !!
The BBC has thre main stories it needs to bury
1) student jailed for attempted homicide
2) MP in fiddling expenses
3) countryside presenter win employment case against ageist BBC.
I wonder what the lead story will be probably a non story
Aussie floods?
Are they still crying over The Ashes?
What a bunch of soft mulleted crybabies.
All three are on the BBC news front page – hardly being buried!
In that case what are they burying?
With all that sh*t going on it is surely a good day to bury bad news.
SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP WITH YOUR “FACTS” AND STOP MAKING US LOOK LIKE PARANOID DICKHEADS!!!
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BBC News channel repeating these very stories over, and over, and over, and over…
Getting sick of hearing about them.
On South Today, it will be lots ‘we had a party because we have been on air for 50 years’, sorry no room for any proper news.
And which region does South Today cover? That’s right, the New Forest.
I’d like them to ask the headmaster why he gave the lad the day off to go to the protest.
These lecturers make me sick as it’s patently obvious that higher fees will make about 80% of their so-called uni courses surplus to requirements and they’ll be on the dole… but they are not man enough to have their own protests. No, they send their young impressionable and idiotic students out to do it for them and take the rap.
They should be investigated for Grooming their pupils into being left wing activists. Can you imagine what would happen if a right wing teacher openly espoused his views to his charges in the same way these lefties appear to do with gay abandon !!!
This is good news, i just wish that when coppers murder the protesters thay get the same justice handed down.
If the protesters cause no criminal damage they won’t get a kicking.
I’d give a numpty a beating if he put the windows of my house through.
Come on Smig, everyone knows the only thing you beat is your meat.
Am shocked , But pleased !!!!!
NEXT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me a chance princess…..I’ll give you the fucking shock of your life.
Whatca lookin’ at batty boi ?! I’m a gonna blade ya !!!
There was more than one involved in throwing/waving about fire extinguishers he just waved the co2 extinguisher what about the plonker who flung the soda extinguisher and what about the damage to the rest of the building?
Indeed. His defence say it was a “moment of madness”.
This ‘moment’ lasted from the time he and others walked through the trashed reception, got the lift or used the stairs up on to the roof, having no doubt trashed a few more offices on the way up.
…..and lasted through the evening on the bus home and in the student bar afterwards, oh how they laughed and bragged and boasted.
It only came to a halt when they realised that they had been caught on camera and mummsy and daddy were not going to be pleased.
What a good couple of days , labour mp jailed , Labour mp pleads guilty, Soap dodger ( midlle class rebal) ,jailed , Now for Blair and Brown .
Steady on !! I’m busy rolling out peace in the Middle East and anyway my expenses were
convenientlyaccidentally shredded.Yes there are a few Cons to go before the beak and a Lib Dem peer been naughty with their expenses, they were claiming for duck houses and moat cleaning what has that got to do with constituency and parliamentary business? They thought that they could get away with it, OK they might have paid back what they pinched but they wouldn’t have if it had not come to light, after all average Joe the burgler would not get away with it if he had payed back in full, he would be doing porridge!
Typical tribal twat – most people here will be happy to see thieving MPs from all parties get sent down, yet according to you it’s worse depending on what party they’re from.
Grow up moron.
Young Twink is about to become the blocks favourite bitch.
By the time they are finished with him, he’ll be able to insert that fire extinguisher sideways up his aris.
Hahahahahaha
He sure got a prutty mouth….
Is this going to cost a lot of money?
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Sentence seems a bit short to me – wonder how it compares with, for instance, actual sentences passed for dangerous driving where fortunately no-one else got killed? Dangerous driving is typically recklessness & negligence towards others, which seems to describe throwing an extinguisher into a crowd below without warning.
He won’t even do a fraction of that thanks to me.
Well, since the maximum sentence for dangerous driving is 2 years, it seems pretty comparable.
http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/sentencing_manual/dangerous_driving/
Leave Guido out of this.
You must all be so proud !!!!!!!!
And what do we do? What are we paying taxes to the Royal Navy for? Do you think Putin would just sit back and do nithing if Paul and Rachel Chandler had been russian citizens?
Just wait till we get those two aircraft carriers with no planes, we’ll be able to give the pirates free tennis lessons on the flight deck.
Bring a few ponies and they can play polo on the flight deck.
But as a prisoner won’t he be able to do a degree fror free while he is banged up?
In between the gratuitous violence and sexual abuse, yes.
Anything we can do to help, shall we give Annie Lennox a call as well ?
You said that you would not want him to serve ten years. I agreed with that.
He has got off lightly, in my view. It still sends a message out but not the same that a four year one would have done. And with remission … ?
Free the CCHQ One now.
oh, he’ll be freed soon enough, freed of his virginity that is.
Should have got 5.
he got lucky–fire hydrant missed everyone
did the other one ever get caught?
‘He is a loving, caring, gentle man.
Who just happens to throw fire extinguishers from tall buildings into crowds.
Yeah, Mumsie. VERY loving, very caring, very gentle. In a pig’s eye!
There’s more to this petulant looking man-child than meets the eye. Blood will out. IMO.
Edward Woollard is not wellhard then is he?
Rubbish.
And completely disproportionate.
If you lunatic lynch-mob clowns could see the lenient (CSO) sentences handed down to the vile scum at my local magistrates court for evil and vicious assaults that often leave peoples’ lives wrecked, you would see how much you are being conned with this media-frenzy-friendly sentence.
Sanctimonious rabble.
Sense at last! I agree entirely.
If that fire exitinguisher had hit someone I suggest someones life would have been wrecked.
Can i suggest you get your friend to toss one of a tall building onto your head and see what happens.
The police murder as they please and absolutely nothing is done about it. Someone throws something near but not at the police and gets nearly three years. How so very liblabcon; totally fucked-up country, rotten to the core.
Any ole fool knows that fiddling with fire equipment breaks ‘elf and safety.
However just the cause or reason for protest it takes a real brave ‘un to trifle with those fun inspectors.
Their letters are just……. so……. demoralising….!!
If the lad had been in employment he would have surely lost his job for this breach….. more surely than verbaling words beginning with “n” or “p”.
(Glad I got that one off my chest)
Not it exactly a throw away the key sentence. They’ll be attacking judges next.
Bad day for British justice.
On top of this ridiculous suspended sentence to this obviously well connected youngster, we have the eSerious Crime squad up north who have arrested the Asian gang who prosituted 13 to 16 year old teenagers – and they ALL have been given BAIL.
Remember the fuss over bail for the Wiki Leaks leader?
Question – are we now a bona fide signed up 3rd world country?
No we’re full of racoons
Fine with that. They’ll all fuck off back to Pak•stan where they came from with a bit of luck.
Umm, it’s not a suspended sentence. He went straight to Feltham without passing Go.
These courts should put this case to the side until I have finished my review. As for the police , how dare they take this action without waiting for my review to be completed. this is not helpful at all.
It will be a new experience for him to meet some “poor people”.
That will be nice for him.
So why don’t you get on Blair’s case GF?
People actually *did* die directly as a result of his actions.
Easier to pick on a silly student than someone with contacts I guess?
The only sad part is he’s so ugly he probably won’t get raped.
32 months for a stupid act which might have hurt someone, but didn’t.
4 months for killing a child with a bit of dangerous driving whilst disqualified, but then he was an Iraqi Kurd asylum seeker and apparently cannot be deported when he has served his time. Aint the justice system wonderful?
One is spot on, the other is outrageously lenient. The Iraqi asylum seeker should have been hung.
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Student endangers a life due to his gross negligence, gets 2.5 years.
Lord Ahmed actually kills someone due to his gross negligence, gets 12 weeks.
f*cking travesty.
Stop calling him a student. He’s a snivelling schoolboy.
True. There a good number of 18 year olds from council estates running around Afghanistan. carrying a rifle serving Queen and country for three years or more, putting their lives on the line for their mates, and with a barely a couple of GCSEs to rub together. This middle class tosser (young for his age apparently) will be dining on this story in the SU within 2 years, getting pissed, shagging, and will probably get a job with a starting salary more than a squaddie earns in 3 years. Fat curly headed twat should have been birched. As should his stupid fucking parents.
I’m not whingeing about the sentence he got – but I do wish our courts could be consistent. 2 years, 8 months for not hitting someone with a fire extinguisher, community service for beating someone to within an inch of their life. How does that work?
The Law is like that. If you have never studied law you should. It is fascinating. Even if you did something like an A-level. (That is a sincere suggestion by the way and not a piss take.)
Aldo you are a right stupid c unt mate. Jeeez
Lesson learned. Throw newspaper sellers, not fire extinguishers.
Lots and lots of people fantasising about homosexual rape.
I suspect they have some unresolved issues.
In the absence of evidence that that monstrous shit bliar’s expenses claims were shredded can we at least get a best guess estimate from the taxman and bang him up foorever? he is a hoon whose book should not be filed under non-fiction.
RIP justice
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Reluctant-Traveller/dp/B003ZSIC2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1294772954&sr=8-1
Fantastic result. Tomorrows headline Judge in ‘Ive got bollocks shocker’
For my own detailed view http://mitchell-images-blog.blogspot.com/
Two years (it will be less) for what is clearly attempted murder – that is not justice, that is a joke.
And if it was not attempted murder then all those people (down the centuries) who have dropped heavy objects from castle walls (and so on) were wasting their time.
First this man helped attack (and break into) a building and then he flung a heavy object at police down below.
Attempted murder without provocation or excuse – an open and shut case.
The next time he sees the outside of prison walls should be when he is an old man – as it is he will get out in a few months.
It’s not attempted murder.
Not in English law.
I assume you must be a foreigner.
Or maybe you’re English but are ignorant of the law of your own country. If so you should be locked up and made to read law books until you’re a bit better informed.
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seems to me an ENGLISHMAN not a Britain North o Watford or West o Dorset but a MAN o thee HAMs from Hampshire , decided on an EDICT of EXPULSION to a RED EXTINGUISHER over an issue of usury , banking and other issues affecting his and fellow doo stents futures, by a minority in Britains alas not ENGLANDS culture . Of and on a Hollowcause for their own ends and their new Roman republic of the U.S. of A. And the irony is Mr Woolards name is Edward , do he be of Longshanks ?
Guido, as your site is named in honour of ‘the only man to enter parliament with honest intention. The intention being to blow it up with gunpowder…’ I wonder if some of your sanctimony should occasionally be tempered…(the original) Mr Fawkes, whatever you think about his political sympathies, clearly favoured direct violent action – possibly including innocent/civilian casualties – as a means to political change…
(This isn’t to say that this particular student isn’t a twat though…)
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Well, it’s a couple of days since sentence. He’s probably been buggered by now.
Is there a line to be drawn between chucking fire extinguishers in a moment of madness and getting behind the wheel of a car in a similar situation, one wonders?