Did You See Guido’s Column in the Mail Today?
It was only a fortnight ago that Guido wrote to the Daily Mail’s editor, Paul Dacre, asking him for a columnist’s job at the Mail. Some of you will have noticed that he has decided that Guido’s distinctive style and subject choices are worthy of a column. However due to an unfortunate mix-up at the printers the paper has run Guido’s stories with Andrew Pierce’s byline. What other explanation can there be?
The lead story in the Mail column was a piece on Tristram Hunt, which admittedly appeared here on the blog a full 7 days ago, but it was such a good take on the story – pointing out that Tristram’s alma mater was a member of the Eton group of schools – it was worth repeating. Quote of the Day this morning was Guido’s Quote of the Day on Friday and even the story about DfID hosting a “gender and climate change seminar” was recycled from Thursday’s blog.
Guido’s invoice is on the way…
Nice one Guido.
You have the direction of travel wrong.
you should run something that, if they run it, gets them into trouble …
Here’s a tip: don’t believe everything you read in Hislop’s Squint.
Hislop is a twerp and the Eye is shit. For Gods sake the oaf even believes in the global warming scam. Real churnalism in action.
Never read it. Did I miss anything?
Always believe the opposite of what popular hysteria demands, and you won’t go far wrong…….AIDS wiping us all out together with drug users, bum bandits, and 3rd world bum bandits who use sodomy as a form of contraception, the new ice age, the millenium bug, bird flu etc etc…
If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth. – David Cameron
Sue the bastards
I’m wumbled weaders!
Complete Hunt
You don’t quite get how this works – the first word should end in a “k” sound like my brother Warwick and my kinsmen Mike and Wattock.
Derek Hunt?
So who was James Hunt?
Mike Hunt
we UNT’s have to stick together, being a UNT is the new Ginger Tosser.
I’ve been a UNT for years
I’m pretty Vac Unt.
You’ve been reading their scripts!
Guess they are well behind then .
Oh and mind that ego Guido .
Here’s something that might bring him back down to earth.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-11665197
on that link the Top Story (top right) seems to be admiral Ackbar.
With that level of journalism, think even I could work at the Daily Mail.
Can you:
(a) cut
(b) paste
If you answer affirmatively to both questions, yes you can apparently.
My PC will only allow me to copy & paste, can I still have the job?
CTRL + C = Copy
CTRL + V = Paste
CTRL + X = Cut
Your ‘X’ is broken, get a new keyboard and you too can work for the Mail.
I don’t mind the plagiarism or the totty shots, its the faux outrage that they manage to generate which is so annoying about the ghastly rag.
Still , it does get on the tits of the beeboids and guardianistas, so it can’t be all bad.
It’s a right wing version of Al Grauniad.
Just better totty and a different form of Faux outrage.
Not only that, but I can maunder on about house prices, get hot under the collar about immigrants and do a passable Fred Bassett cartoon.
Guido was it you who threw the mail the story’bout Cheryl Coles furry slippers !
The name on the cheque is the one that matters
Unless it’s signed by J G McMong.
I saved the world you know.
With that level of journalism I think even I’d be able to give it a go at the DM.
Even i could probably blag it, an that
lol – steady on!
Pray, what is wrong with lemniscating out loud?
Are you not flattered, Fawkes…?
Pierce is useless. When he’s on Sky News with Toilets he’s always worked over by Toilets. Even when Pierce is head to head with Baroness Billingham he gets a kicking.
He’s fucking shit, another gayer over promoted.
Well I like him- he’s a gent and doesn’t do SHOUTY SHOUTY like you Qwerty
as far as the DM is concerned you could play their game and have an x-factor story, slag a BBC story and have a woman has cleavage shocker story which they have every day
Ffion? Not Mrs Hague are you? That’s the only reason I can find for your support for fellow fellater, Pierce.
He’s a very close friend of that ginger rat Bryant
Not Hattie’s favourite ginger rodent?
me me me me me me
I’m waiting for the day that the Mail prints something without Cheryl Cole in it. Geordie slapper.
I’m ginger from time to time (it stops me from looking 80), so next time around in Luton, my adoring public, VOTE FOR MEEEEEEEEE.
Qwerty, Pierce used to appear on the precursor to This Week with Toilets, and I always got the impression they were quite matey. They both used to like bleating that New Labour had stolen the middle ground from the Tories and the blues would have a hell of a job getting back into government.
The story is out there…can someone else not comment on it, even if it is roughly the same
At least the picture had a slimar person in it and must have saved some ink
Billy, did you mean to type “similar” or “slimier”?
Slimier ( Not Fat )
I read that piece by Pierce and had that deja vu feeling.
Maybe a bit of poetic licence in one of your future items could reap some fun ?
is Pierce a homosexual?
he always looks like he has had a good wash
My ram gets a good wash from time to time but, come tupping time, he’s up for it. Right now he’s busy making little April lambs.
Ahh, the Daily Mail – The Sun for people who think they’re too posh to read the real thing.
Ahhh, Alex, the shortened name for posh wankers called Alexander
or, if female and/or French, Alexandre.
To be fair the Daily Hitler was publishing racist and homophobic drivel for the mildly retarded long before you started. You both, in your own way, fill a much needed void.
When was the last time you got laid Jimmy?
Think you’re in there Jimmy…. Giggity.
I wish I’d said that Oscar.
I merely pointed out that there was room enough under that rock for you both.
There’s nothing socialist about the Daily Mail at all so let have less of the Hitler jibes Jimmy ok!
Anyone else noticed, Hazel Blears is no longer a ginger rodent?
I’ll bet her front bottom still is.
Nah, grey!
I don’t want to even think about it, let alone get out a video of it.
Andrew Pierce – once a thieving Hunt, always a thieving Hunt.
Wouldn’t you say, Guido?
Guido you should really worry when the BBC runs your stories
Hell will freeze over first !!
watching mili ed trying to be funny and clever and failing at both – I have never seen such patronizing looks from cameron and Osborne.
Miliband really is totally useless.
He thinks he’s at a school debating society,see the two uglys are centre stage .
Fcuk climate change,tw%t
The end of day trading at the Chicago Climate exchange is here:
http://www.chicagoclimatex.com/market/data/daily.jsf
Look at the volumes (number of contracts traded) – zero, yes ZERO from 2003 until now. It’s always been zero! So much for global warming.
What an ugly shadow front bench
What’s dong with my doice ????
Ahh. Toods.
In my day it was Zubes wot woz good for the tyubs.
Where’s sh*tehawk Brown ?.
Shipyard is in in the graveyard slot after 22.00
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
or “twattery”?
No one reading The DM has the slightest interest in politics, do they?
It’s all bikinis, breast implants and horoscopes.
Fucking comic.
The robbing bastards. Quite reminiscent of the douchebags in government, all they do is rob, nick and steal.
The ‘prime monster’ is a particularly mendacious creep. He thinks we swallow the 2.9% con. where he probably saved Britain from the ever rapacious EbastardU.
2.9% is just the starting point, as the Germans have already pointed out. Not that you will see it in any UK paper or on tv.
May I suggest everyone piles in on the Andrew Pierce comments at the Daily Wail and asks when is Guido going to be credited.
Yeah, as if they’ll let the comments through. Their moderators are more up their own arses than The Barclaygraph’s, if that’s possible.
Sorry, you have the wrong number. http://dailywail.com/
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or so they say. You could either consider yourself well flattered or ripped-off by some hack too lazy/incapable of coming up with something original. Twats!
Who’s the woman on the UConned us bench who’s texting,so even MP’s have no respect for parliament or the people who put her there.
The papers today are saying that alcohol is more damaging to the body than drugs like heroin or cocaine. I didn’t realise how many people I was hurting working as a bartender. I feel so guilty. I’m going to quit my job and start a new career as a drug dealer.
Total bullssshhh rubbbi, bolloxsss
All about volume….. harms more people ‘cos there are millions more people drinking alcohol than doing drugs !!
The Quacks take the gelt from the NHS,who pays for it the people,are they turning into another crowd that want your money but don’t want any work for it,what next drinking in pubs and clubs but lets not ban it in places these people go yaa.
Hmm. Crack can be addictive and rather dangerous if you don’t know what your messing with.
A termite goes into a pub and asks “Is the bartender here?”
A marmite goes into a bar in Paris (clue for Sun readers) and says, “Can I get pot here?
Well, what do you expect at a moment’s notice?
You’re not fit to wipe Andrew Pierce’s ass Fawkes. You ‘blogs’ always steal from respectable papers and then whine like bitches when you get a bit back. Stop snivelling.
Did I see Guido’s column? Note for a long while – and column’s not the right word really.
Dont you mean you have seen Guidos “column ” in the male ?
That is right Billy, get to the knob of the problem !
What has Sharon Hodgson MP done for the North East ?
The word ‘slattern’ was tailor-made for her.
She look as if she’s straight out of Viz!
I hope you are not referring to the ‘fat slags’ ….. that is disgusting !! One can only assume she is also a SAFC supporter, sad so sad !!
Taxi for Sharon Hodgson
your are Fattest!
no John, you are fattest
Surely there must be minimum education standards for our elected representatives, and the ability to speak correctly.
How come we have two Yemeni born MPs in the House?
Why not only natural born British.
This is a hoot !!
Is Pierce an omosexual?
Yes ducky,he is an iron !
See here
Why I, as a gay man, agree with the Pope – Harriet Harman’s equality mania only promotes intolerance
By Andrew Pierce
Last updated at 8:11 AM on 3rd February 2010
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1248110/ANDREW-PIERCE-Why-I-gay-man-agree-Pope–Harriet-Harmans-equality-mania-promotes-intolerance.html#ixzz143AzRmqo
Who cares if he’s a bowel-ferret? It’s agreeing with the Pope on anything that marks him as deluded.
WOOF, WOOOF, WOOOOOOF………RALPH
If you’ve got the time, I’ve got the place.
What…someone who fucks old washing powder boxes….?
Why is Greece the only place still selling OMO?
Does it have some Greek meaning?
Why is the land of Pythagoras full of OMO lovers?
Old Greek saying:
A woman for children.
A boy for pleasure.
a goat for ecstacy.
Surely we desperately need A Well Hanged Parliament? And the sooner the better.
Palace of Westminster – Utilities and their cost
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/palace_of_westminster_utilities
My name is KONG
But what is your name called ?
Andrew Neill has been even handed, though he seems wary of Glenn Beck’s populism and suspicious of some Tea Party elements on the fringe. The Washington beltway consensus seems to be that Sarah Palin, the Tea Partier’s sweet-heart, won’t run in 2012, which from an entertainment perspective is a great disappointment. The Tea Partiers will however have an impact this week. Something those of us who think we’re “Taxed Enough Already” will welcome.
Everyone at “The Drey” watched Cameron’s statement and were amused at the number of Labour MPs that seemed to be asking Question No1 on the Whips briefing sheet The phrase couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery came to mind insofar as it surely is not beyond the whit of the said whips office to tell each backbench MP the number of the question they are supposed to ask and not just asking the first one on the sheet ….Doh…didn’t realise there was a list further questions on the back !!
But then again from a party that completely f*ck*d up the economy it’s NOT surprising that they have difficulty counting past one.
Guido, you should think of the Daily Wail as your tribute band.
New order- New order
What will the Mail’s final solution be for their journo’s plaigarism?
A bikini shoot, probably.
The Daily Mail already has so many wankers writing bollocks that having Guido Fawkes as a by-line would make not a jot of difference to it’s puerile output. But if you need the money Guido I can understand your constant bleating on the subject. YAWN.
Ah, but importing lots and lots and lots of muslims into Britain is good for votes and cheap labour, which is all us in the Liblabcon party care about.
What really narks me off is the way the mailonline fills it’s comment with made-up contributions from, for example, “trudiii, tamworth, uk” or “sophii, sunbury”.
Our comments are, on the other hand, so obviously from members of the public-at-large.
It’s just not cricket. What say you, Guido?
I once complained to the Tossergraph that they were doing this. Could it be that that’s what got me banned ?
PLAGIARISM = desperate ‘journalism’
JOURNALISM = self-deluded attempt to justify one’s existence
Said the guy obsessed with bumming and ancillary gay activity
calm down William
there’s plenty of other young spads you can find to bum
Is Willie Hague a friend of Dorothy’s?
Dorothy of the yellow brick road?
Showing a lack of Will power since election though.
Is Andrew Pierce really a friend of that verminous Labour turd, Chris Bryant?
They hare the same underpants.
This bans on the freightings from Somalia and Yemens is most ray cyst! It is not fairs! We are a pissful people! We never hurts anyone! It is all covers up by evil western government! Lifting this bans now or we will issue fatwa on your decadent heads! If you don’t agrees that Islam is peace, we will destroys you! Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Cackbaaaaaaaaaaar!
Pierce is hoping to replace Mrs Fawkes.
Good to see how Europia spend our contributions
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8100453/Imaginary-cows-and-non-existant-lemon-groves-cost-EU-taxpayers-1.2bn.html
That’s just it, we don’t know see how they’re spending our money. The EU is a criminal enterprise, the accounts haven’t been signed of by an accountant for what, 13 years?
14, in year 15 now and no you will never know where the money is going.
This -sounds- like some kind of libellous Euroseptic fairytale
The thing is, it -is- true but the fact that it’s been accepted by everyone at top table for so long means it somehow -doesn’t matter-
Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Guido, but just sue them for royalties.
Haven’t yet worked out why the left wing press keep calling poshtris a tv historian.
The only tv ‘history documentary’ work he’s ever done has been for the beeb about ‘The Protestant Revolution’and it was absolutely slated for being inaccurate.
Three newspaper reviews of it rubbished it :-
‘Hunt made it look like a varsity race’
‘short mordant sentence that pretend to say everything but in effect say nothing’
‘Hunt told us that Martin Luther, while in fear of his life, “went as far as growing a false beard”. I’m sorry, how do you grow a false beard? See, what’s amazing isn’t that Luther managed to sprout nylon, but that Hunt’s self-contented, bland mood music of a script didn’t even notice that he was talking bollocks’
Oh Dear not a historian then?! Obviously not much of a tv presenter and given that he said this week that the coalition were re-introducing viictorian workhouses by refusing to pay £20k plus a year out on housing benefits, not much of a thinking mp either , especially since edmilitwit had already written the same promise into labour’s ‘strategy’ before they lost the last election.
Is there a problem in talking about poshtris and the beeb Guido?
Guido, did try to comment on DM website re: Andrew Pierce’s column but 5 hours on, my comment has not appeared – nothing rude or libellous – just an observation – will check again tomorrow and give you feedback.
6pm 2/11/10 comment still not there – although site says comments are unmoderated.
Guido, seriously, send them an invoice. I think a pound a word is about the going rate? If they are going to rip you off the least they can do is cough up.