October 18th, 2010

An Open Letter to Paul Dacre

The Cellar
House of Commons

Mr Paul Dacre,
Editor the Daily Mail

Dear Mr Dacre,

I would like to apply for a job as one of your columnists. As you will see below your current columnist Andrew Pierce has deemed my work worthy of your hallowed pages, he will no doubt be happy to provide a reference.

In the last few weeks Mr Pierce has found my website a wonderful resource for his columns:

Since the beginning of October Mr Pierce has seen fit to lift an entire story concerning William Hague’s former Special Advisor Christopher Myers, he didn’t even try to find a new angle on it. Two days later my story concerning the Tories putting a press officer on Newsnight was lifted almost word for word. And just this morning exactly the same happened with my exclusive concerning Steve Hilton and Rageh Omar.

Given Mr Pierce appears to simply lift my copy and scoops without any payment, perhaps you should simply cut out the middle man and get your stories from the source? You may be unaware that Mr Pierce has a magpie-like long track record of cutting and pasting the most sparkling stories that would shame those avian thieves, as indeed Private Eye reported several years ago. Despite this Pierce continues to deny he is even a reader of my “ugly and boorish” website. You will no doubt agree the evidence suggests otherwise.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours in middle class solidarity,

Guido Fawkes Esq.


  1. 1
    A P says:


  2. 2
    Paul Dacre says:

    I ain’t paying nuffink!

  3. 3
    Moley says:

    I bought the Mail a few Saturdays ago and found the whole 140 odd pages uniquely unreadable.

    In theory, the Mail’s political position should reflect my own, but its political sections remain as distasteful as the rest of it.

    I will stick to Order order, which is also free.

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    Hampshire Tory says:

    I hope you are not holding your breath.

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    Ed not Balls says:


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    Backwoodsman says:

    Cutting, very cutting ! He’s not the only one you know – sentiments first floated in the comments on here, frequently mysteriously appear in the Sundays’.

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    Plato says:

    HAHAHHAHAA – well said.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Plagiarism is the sincerest form of journalistic flattery, Guido. What’s the betting Mr Pierce is adept at topping and tailing newswire services and passing their stories off as his own as well?

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    pot kettle says:

    bit cheeky considering your “Big Scoop” about Hague was pased on to you by the tabloids hacks Guido

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Nice one Guido. However, if you are expecting a reply……

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    And they said blogs were inferior to the dead tree press?????

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    jug-eared auld duffer says:

    “WE” at the BBC (pravda) don’t read your slurs about Alice (goes for miles and) Miles, no siree , most certainly not.

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    concrete pump says:

    Your letter is too long, Guido. Allow me to draft a more succinct and profane version.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Andrew Pierce used to be matey on Radio 5 with ugly Charlie Whelan.

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    Senator Bloodn' Gore, says:

    Guido, my explosive friend, assert copyright under the 1988 Designs, Copyrights and Patents Act on your website and then claim payment for your Intellectual Property or sue….as that endearing Aleksandr Meerkat from London’s most creative ad agency, VCCP, would say….simples.

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    Dave the Nepotistic Nitwit and Secret Communitarian says:

    Listen here, Guido, you appalling oik.

    Nobody with any sense reads your appalling website.


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    Mrs Dale says:

    I’m with Andrew on this one, we gayers must stick together.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    “Three peers are to be suspended from parliament in the toughest punishment enacted in the House of Lords in modern times after an inquiry found that each had broken expenses rules to wrongly claim tens of thousands of pounds in expenses.

    Lady Uddin, Lord Paul and Lord Bhatia face suspension from the house for varying terms and have been ordered to pay back £125,000, £40,000 and £27,000 respectively.” (Guardian)

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    Down with Brown! says:

    “I know you have built your career on being a thieiving Hunt.” Genius!

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    The pics he uses are entirely different though: and seeing as Mailgoloids* are as likely to actually read the Mail articles as your own blogreaders are to go and check the lickers’ comments, Dacre will not see this as plagiarism.

    *Why is he sweating? Because he is reading.

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    Hulk Brogan says:

    Pierce loves it when you stick it up him.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Three peers are to be suspended from parliament in the toughest punishment enacted in the House of Lords in modern times after an inquiry found that each had broken expenses rules to wrongly claim tens of thousands of pounds in expenses.

    Lady U, Lord P and Lord B face suspension from the house for varying terms and have been ordered to pay back one hundred and twenty-five thousand pounds, forty thousand pounds and twenty-seven thousand pounds respectively.

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    Paul says:

    We’re all copying and pasting together.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Sorry. It got modded the first time – I thought it was the pound signs.

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    Baroness Udders says:

    Funnily enough, I have £125,000 to hand to cover my wrongly claimed expenses, so shall be back in the Lords tomorrow. My attendance fees will soon start mounting up. Clearly I made a genuine mistake in good faith. No fraud was committed and if you say otherwise, you are a wacist and will feel the full force of the law, my law. It’ll soon be time for a nice break at my mansion in Bangladesh. Kerching, whitey suckers!

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    Just asking says:

    Is it normal in England to let thieves if caught, off prosecution if they pay their ill gotten gains back?

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    Those pictures were obtained from a source not a hack.

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    Oscar Wilde says:

    The only thing worse than being plagurised is not being plagurised.

    Or you could always put a few deliberate misteaks in to confirm the “cut’n’paste” mentality of someone who doesn’t double check their sources.

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    George Osbornew says:

    We’re all copying and pasting together.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Tough? I would consider kicking them out to be just the start.

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    The Real Paul Dacre says:

    come on board Guido, I’ve been looking for someone to get to the bottom of Wayne Rooney. If you do a good job I’ll put you on the Sports Desk

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    Because he's gay? says:

    Genius. I bet you hate gays ramming it down your throat. But spend plenty of time wondering what it might be like…

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    rowley birkin QC says:

    boys! boys! shall we say handbags at 9am on college green? happy to act as referee i like a good bitch-slap

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    Important meeting says:

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Sorry, a touch of the prematures there…

    I was going to add – when an MP thieves public money we have the opportunity to chuck him or her out. However, when a peer does the same thing, they appear to be there for the duration. Doesn’t strike me as justice. Nick £125,000 from your employer and your feet won’t touch the ground. Do it as a Lord and the sanction seems pretty limited to me.

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    Bastard says:

    Isn’t this action by these fucking Lords a Leaping CRIMINAL?

    Should there not be charges brought against these thieving bastards and they can have their day in court – it’s our fucking money!”!!! (they’ll get legal aid….)

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    Frank Guardnar says:


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    Pierce Me says:

    Ooooh. You are awful, but….

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    TRPD says:

    no we are not – we are all moderating together

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    Maximus says:

    …the Daily Maul… you know when you’ve been monstered…

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    Christopher Reeves says:

    Care 2 share? 10% of everything.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Andrew Pierce confesses his man love for Gordon Brown:

  43. 43
    Sub "Red" Ed says:

    Is there a handsome Charlie Whelan that readers could confuse with that one?

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    Grabbit Flogem and Run says:


    One crappy little flat in Maidstone. Never used, hence sale. Substantial profit anticipated as all proceeds will not be going to the rightful owner – the taxpayer.

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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    Why on earth does somebody as rich as the paul lord even bother to claim expenses?

    Shurly they can mean little or nothing to somone as filthy rich as him.

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    Just askin' says:

    H P Source?

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    Anonymous says:

    Can’t someone be both?

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    Anonymous says:

    Something else sounds familiar in this morning’s column:

    When the MP for North Herefordshire was first caught with his nose in the trough, Cameron, then leader of the Opposition, said he thought Wiggin’s claim had been an ‘honest’ mistake but that if he had claimed any money to which he was not entitled, he would be ‘out of the door’.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Andrew doesn’t like blogs and loves pay walls.

    Has anyone ever got information on Andrew Pierce’s expenses?

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    Bog says:

    I first encountered Pierce when he wrote for The Times about ten years ago – some limp, boring, humourless attempt at a sort of gossip column if I remember rightly. Never bothered reading a thing of his since, but remain puzzled as to why he keeps being employed by various leading British newspapers. Now it seems that, as well as being a shit writer, he’s shit at unearthing stories too. What’s the appeal of the guy?

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    Question for Mr Plod says:

    So why are they not being prosecuted?

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    fuckers says:

    And comments in other publications reminding them of the fact get swiftly deleted.

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    ‘Dear Mr Dacre, I would like to apply for a job as one of your columnists.’

    Daily Mail Exclusive
    by Andrew Pierce

    Cauliflower faced blogger Guido Fawkes has indicated his advertising revenue is falling by applying for a job at the Daily Mail.

    Fawkes, whos real name is >research req’d – can’t be arsed – paste here< is not a real journalist, which is quite evident by his accurate and evidence based articles. He is considered to be an unwelcome addition to the old boy journo cabal, mainly because he breaks interesting and pertinent content, which, quite honestly, causes a lot of grief for real journalists and hack reporters.

    In other news, Phil Collins has released a new album called 'No Tallent Required'

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    ffs! says:

    Allow me to invite you to remove your tongue from his arse!

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Andrew Pierce’s audition to be the next GuyNews presenter:

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    Anonymous says:

    Presumably you bought it for the giveaway Carry On/Cliff Richard DVD –

    There cannot be any other justification for doing so unless you own a cage bird…

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    Screw the establishment says:

    Because plod are useless, corrupt and don’t give a shit about anything other than themselves and their pension agreements.

    Come on plod, see the Serjeant at Arms on your way in to politely inform them of your presence, carry on walking until you get to the House of Lords and then interview the bastards under caution.

    You won’t of course. You bunch of overpaid under talented C U N T S.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes – and the Daily Mail (and the other, unmentionable paper) police their comments section even more zealously than even the leftie press…

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    pot kettle says:

    That’s not what Private Eye says. (a magazine, which, as we all know, you claim you never read! LOL) And considering you’re happy to quote them to back you up in your little spat with Pierce, then it’s a bit rich to ignore that they revealed you got the room-share story from a journalist on a national paper.

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    pot kettle says:

    Oh, and just so there is no misunderstanding, Pierce is a fucking twat.

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    unfuckingbelievable says:

    “…the toughest punishment enacted in the House of Lords in modern times…”

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Anyone got any plastics?

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    Anonymous says:

    I’d love to see them percprocecuted for theft/false accounting, but Plod had a chance to act before the election and chose not to.

    IMO The Coalition won’t want to cast the first stone, since they may calculate that some of ‘their’ peers are also vulnerable to having their collars felt.

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    Marcus Aurelius says:

    hahaha dead tree press

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    fuck off muzzies says:

    You fuckers are all the same.

    (Wikipedia) In 2005, she was selected as part of a delegation to tackle Islamic extremism by Tony Blair. However, in August 2006, Uddin was a signatory to an open letter to Tony Blair criticising the UK’s foreign policy. It was an open letter criticising the government’s stance on the Middle East. It was signed by three Muslim MPs (which included Sadiq Khan and Mohammed Sarwar), three peers and 38 community groups. The letter was criticised by the then Foreign Office minister, Kim Howells who criticised Muslim leaders for condemning British foreign policy.[12] In 2008, she was made the chairwoman of the ethnic minority women’s taskforce.

    to tackle Islamic extremism? Are you serious woman. It is people like you and your ilk that turn people off and then against you.

    You stupid fucking cow.

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    Ironside says:

    Some people need to learn the principles of Fair Trade. This guy is a lazy, trougher.

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    2up and 2down says:


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    The last quango in paris says:

    I think you should become political correspondent on day break – not only will it increase ratings but it will stress dolly d ;)

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    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t Frank Muir perfect the insertion of ‘hooks’ into his books to snare plagiarism?

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    northamptonsaint says:

    He claims he doesn’t read Order Order, but i’m sure he’s name checked you in the past

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    Paul Dacre says:

    What’s wrong with the job I already gave you giving us an excuse to put gay sex stories in the paper?

    Are you familiar with the Peter Principle?

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    BBC says:

    We will be mentioning this story in our 4 am bulletin tomorrow morning.

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    Border Terrier says:

    Andrew ‘super injunction’ Marr and now Andrew ‘ginger beer’ Pierce.

    You choose your enemies well

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    Lady Cutlass says:

    Yours in middle class solidarity, …

    Pukes at the thought of this sentiment.

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    A. Pierce says:

    You can’t criticise me I’m a poofter, I can do amd say what I like – like the Guy Gibson’s muts and the kikes and the sand GGM. I hate you all, and I hate poofy poofs

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Google “andrew marr love child” and low and behold he can stick the super injuction up his arse.

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    Cap Shone says:

    Sir William, any chance I could borrow that book you’ve won?

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    Oxford English Dictionary says:

    Misteak – n – an inedible, gristly lump of meat in the form of a sirloin steak.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Marr’s been attacking bloggers as socially inadequate. I wonder why?


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    Yardarm says:

    They managed to feel Damien Green`s collar quick enough. What`s stopping them now ?

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    pompa per calcestruzzo says:

    Again you accuse me of something i just don’t do – i asked you to check previous threads before, you clearly didn’t bother – is it because you’re too stupid or is it because if you did, you’d have no ammo?

    Or maybe it’s because your fat cock licking tongue is already firmly jammed up Fawkes’ arse and you like the taste.


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    Frater H says:

    Nice to see Geert Wilders will not be prosecuted. Not that you’ll see fuck all on the bbc

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    Screw the establishment says:


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    Taste of a New Generation says:

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    Ben 'buggering' Bradshaw MP: ex BBC cunt, and right on massive arse-bandit of socialisms says:

    Is Pierce a homo?

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    White Van Man says:

    Andrew Marr looks like one of those inadequate geeky jug eared stick insect types that always got bullied at school.

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    Yardarm says:

    Marr is of course a slim, broad shouldered Adonis, valiently wielding the Sword of Truth and not merely an adulterous, jug eared lickspittle offering his buttocks to the mighty of Westminster.

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    Screw the establishment says:

    They’re all in it together.

    It’s their version of the Big Society.

    They fuck with my money, I will fuck with them.

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Alan Johnson… one assumes he is able to read and write, just ESN on maths ?? Well placed to do the job for his Party !!

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    White Van Man says:

    Good news, I didn’t know it had finished I’ll have to check that one out

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    Bugger me…… what are you saying??

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    stupid cow says:

    What have I done to merit such an insult?

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    ron Vibentrop says:

    Yes there is. It’s the cheapest bog roll sheet for sheet than any other.

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    Doc Trough says:

    Needs to spend less time holding hands with Toilets and giggling like schoolgirls in front of Lady Botting & the nation on Press Preview.

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    Why are these people allowed to continue breathing? says:

    “A woman has been convicted of sexually assaulting a five-month-old baby girl – becoming the final member of a p**do***le ring to face justice.

    Tracy Dawber, 44, of Southport, Merseyside, carried out the assault as her boyfriend photographed the abuse, Winchester Crown Court heard.

    Her now ex-boyfriend Colin Blanchard, 40, of Rochdale, previously admitted being involved in the assault.

    Two other members of the ring have been jailed. A third is awaiting sentence.”

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    Cast Iron Red Ed 'I will attend the rally definetly' says:


    hahahahha what a fucktard

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    ron Vibentrop says:

    The trouble with the police ‘force’ is that it has no officer corps. Illiterate yobs become Chief Inspectors with ease while migrant crooks with support from some senior Labour politicians soar to the giddy ranks of Commander.

    When there is a major cock up then the offending senior officer is usually promoted (Cresida Twat?).

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    a failed Britsh wannabe - deport the bitch says:

    In 2009 Uddin was nominated for the shortlist of female Peer of the Year at the Women In Public Life Awards though was ultimately unsuccessful.

    Ooh, get her… nominated for a shortlist no less. What next? Nominated as the next person to take a shit?

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    JobsForTheBoys says:

    Who would have thought George Osborne had the qualifications to be Chancellor of the Exchequer?

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    Black Kettle says:

    I only read it for free online

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    I last read it in a cafe in about 2001.
    “Are your teenagers doing drugs? 10 tell tale signs”

    And guess what those hand wringingly anxious signs might be..?

    – Goes to bed late, late late.. like 3am.
    – Can’t get up in the morning, likes to lie in
    – May favour dark coloured clothing
    – Doesn’t talk much, just nods
    – Feels as if they aren’t a part of your world anymore
    – Hangs out with similar types of friends
    – Listens to gloomy or music
    – Listens to punk/metal style music
    – Suddenly changes hairstyle completely. If it was long has it cut. If it was short grows it long.
    – develops an interest in astrology or the occult.

    Yeah right. Thank you FeMail for another inepth look at a problem.

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    pompa per calcestruzzo says:

    Sounds like goths, who usually grow out of it – unless you’re Robert Smith.

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    In German, Aleksandr Meerkat, translates into Angela Merkel.
    Go compare.

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    White Van Man says:

    I wish someone who owns a small independent island somewhere would build a Roman Coliseum type arena on it. Imagen the money they could make on televising these fuckers fighting each other to the death. They could offer the governments of the world good money to take these deranged pedo murdering bastards of their hands.

    Now that’s what I’d call reality TV!

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    Ali G says:

    izit coz we’re ay shun like?

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    Cat in a Bin says:

    No, that was J R Hartley

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    Mr Bones, the Butcher says:

    Surely you’re not misteak’n?

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    Sky News says:

    We’re looking into it.

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    Play Mr Pierce Off For Us Keyboard Cat says:

    This one goes out to Mr Pierce

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    Anonymous says:

    You bought the Mail?

    Have you no shame? I would have respected you much more if you had nicked it from the newsagent.

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    Nero says:

    I’ll be in touch

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    White Van Man says:

    Fucking Guardian, you don’t ditch a promise you break a promise!
    That wont go down well with the komrades!


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    Al says:

    The Mail is eye swivelling, red faced dinosaur crap. The Mirror for the walking dead of the dodo right.

    Perfect reading material for UKIP windowlickers.

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    Dack Blog says:

    No, that was Racketeer of the Year and she won.

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    Toy let Seat says:

    …not fair, she already IS one.

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    Just seen you won the capcom.
    Congratulations! Well deserved.


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    Sir William Waad says:

    I went to the local zoo at the weekend. They only had one animal – a dog! I thought it was a Shi’tzu.

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    The Bitter Old Beeboid Resents The Future says:

    Because we do his job better than him and for free.

    Oh and How is Alice Miles these days Mr Marr?

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    Peter Principle ? Was he in the Wacky Races?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Bruce Forsyth or Philip Schofield to host it, with a tall lady in décolletée?

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    Greg Beales says:

    David Cameron aims to outdo Thatcher as he attacks the welfare state in Britain

    The Conservative Prime Minister sets out his plan to tackle something even the Iron Lady Thatcher couldn’t in the 1980’s, the concept of security ‘from the cradl…e to the grave’ as set out by the post war Labour government as he attacks the post-war consensus between capital and labour. David Cameron intends to destroy the principles of universality on which Nye Bevan set up the welfare state after 1945.

    Ed Miliband has to put the defence of the welfare state at the heart of Labours attack on the Tory/Liberal government before the Tory/Lib-Dem government introduce a £20 charging to patients for visit their Doctor along with prescription charges which now exist only in England since Scotland has followed Wales and Northern Ireland and abolished them. Thanks to Thatcher many people in Britain no longer have access to an NHS dentist when Cameron and Clegg are finished they won’t have access to an NHS doctor either. The National Health Service was set up by Nye Bevan to provide free treatment for all along with free secondary schooling, payments to mothers of school-age children, and payments to pensioners, the unemployed and the sick.

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    Anonymous says:

    Something like that would be the biggest show on earth ever, the possibilities would be endless!

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    It might be the fact says:

    He takes it up the shitter.

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    Ratsniffer says:

    The Daily Mail is not that bad. Any paper which gets dripping wet leftie Guardian readers into a foaming frenzy of self righteous indignation has got to be doing something right.

    However, they should Fawke out for stories they use, or at least credit their source. Lifting stuff is lazy, and implies too much time spent on long lunches and not enough on phone bashing and pumping those contacts.

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    Sir WW.
    Jeremy Hardy used that one on Friday.

    On LBC just now Boris is being asked what his favourite film is and he said Jaws. “Because the hero is the mayor!”

    The hero is the police chief. The villain is the mayor.

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    How do you wipe you bum with it online?

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    Sniff Sniif What Is That Smell says:


    Until child benefit is scrapped completely this country is doomed, paying muslims to pop out 3 or 4 at a time = common sense? I think fucking not.

    Put Dave wouldn’t want to upset Warsi and all the postal votes she brings in.

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    Greg Beales says:

    Ed Miliband doesn’t do “cast iron guarantees” unlike our twerp of a red-faced Prime Minister

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    Ratsniffer says:

    Er…what’s this rubbish? “thanks to thatcher people no longer have access to an NHS dentist…” how long were labour in power? what did they do about this? They made it worse, that’s what, by flddling about with the pricing system NHS dentists are allowed to charge for the work they do. Result? many more of them went private.
    Labour, rotting the teeth of the poor…

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    I Concur says:

    Holly ‘Fab Knockers’ Willoughby preferably!

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    White Van Man says:

    I love that, “free treatment for all” a typical socialist, oh yes it’s free when its someone else’s money isn’t it!

    Anyone ever told you there is no such thing as a free lunch?

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    Poor Bill says:

    Type fast and dam the torpedos. Or is it torpedoes ? Oh fuck not again,,,,,,

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    bergen says:

    Sad but true.

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    Grow a brain FFS says:

    If you remember not too far back, people were queuing up the street and round the corner just to get a dentist and that was under New Labour and after 10 years of them being in power too!

    Fucking Labour, piss off back on to Liebourlist you tourist mong!

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    Gordon Brown (Moderator) says:

    Hats off to @Ed_Miliband who is the first Leader of the Opposition to tweet.

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    Call a spade a spade says:

    Be it Guido or the Mail they are all shit scared of telling the truth because of the PC Gestapo.

    The Truth is 3 token Asian Lords have been stealing from the UK Taxpayer. They (the Asian Lords) see nothing wrong in this as this is EXPECTED in Asian politics. Even worse they have been given an easy exit, just pay the dosh back and you will be reinstated.

    Draconian MY ARSE.

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    So, Sir WW is not a Quango sockpuppet then…

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    White Van Man says:

    Well what does he do?
    Apart from a rubik’s cube in 80 seconds.

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    The Public Vote says:

    Dreary cut and paste prose. Unoriginal. Demonstrably inaccurate. Pure propaganda. 1/10.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    Another tweet, another twat.

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    Gordon The Waiter says:

    It will be Osborne who will be handing you the bill on Wednesday. I’ll be somewhere else, far away.

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    Here we go says:

    Frogs are starting to run out of fuel already and its getting worse and violent, that’s fucking socialists for you!

    Come on Red Ed, bring it on!

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    Anonymous says:

    Bald Stevie is pure poison and should be watched.

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    Mark Oaten says:


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    Its the way he tells 'em says:

    “Lord Paul explained his interpretation of the term ‘main residence’ by reference to his cultural background. He insisted that ‘anyone coming out of India would not understand what main residence means’.

    says the BBC

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    Oily Vaz says:

    Only if they’re foreigners, like me

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    You emailed in your address yet?

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    bergen says:

    You can’t blame the poor sod for lashing out.He must be feeling a plonker.

    BTW I read his latest book and it contained errors from a most unexpected source.He claimed 100,000 died at Dresden(it was around 25-30,000)and that Bomber Harris was known by his aircrew as Butcher(it was Butch).Both of these come from David Irving’s book “the Destruction of Dresden”.Odd reference book for a socialist.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    echo… echo… echo…

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    Broom & Dust says:

    You emailed to claim your prize yet, Sir William?

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    Engineer says:

    In France, it isn’t a proper strike until they’ve torched a MacDonald’s.

  155. 155
    White Van Man says:

    You won last weeks caption competition Sir William, think GF needs your address to send you your winnings/Tee-shirt/mug/pen/box of fish fingers???

  156. 156
    Toss Pot says:

    Who thought David Cameron even understands a strategic arms review?

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    Engineer says:

    I had no problem accessing NHS dental services until 2005. I think Mrs Thatcher had left power by then….

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    TheDailyDhal says:

    There’s some similarity between these three, and I just can’t put my finger on it?

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Time for Sarko to show the shame courage as Thatcher showed in the Miners’ Strike. Ride it out, don’t give in to the protestors.


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    Every council worker who ever lived says:

    Of course we’re familiar with the Peter Principle!

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    PR Tosser says:

    Depends on how you look at it. Let’s think out of the box for a moment. The mayor was fighting for the prosperity of his town. He realised the huge tourist value of a massive killer shark: the sight-seeing boat trips, the endless wildlife documentaries, the branding opportunities.

    Yes, a few people got eaten along the way but even this could have been turned around to appeal to risk takers: “It’s the best holiday you’ll ever have. And it might be your last!”

    All it takes is some blue sky thinking, cats.

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    Farmer Chalfonts St Giles says:

    And some British sheep.

  163. 163
    Down with Brown! says:

    Too many tweets, make a twat!


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    Ratsniffeur says:

    In France no strike is complete without a two hour break for lunch.

  165. 165
    Ben Richards says:

    I’ll be back…

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    Bed Wetting Red Ed says:

    I have no balls, others pull my strings.


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    Engineer says:

    Pierce probably went through his school career copying his prep. from other, smarter boys. The habit is clearly hard to break. Perhaps the beak did not spot his deception, or did not beat him soundly enough when it was spotted, or perhaps the beating was sound and Pierce secretly enjoyed it.

    Are pupils still discouraged from copying, or does our wonderful modern utopian education system reward them with extra marks for initiative if they do?

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    All languages have evolved from Turkish says:

    Those trust days are gone. They were only with the West because they were afraid of the Soviet Union. Russia had previously done the most to destroy their Empire.

    Now that the threat has evaporated, it’s business as usual for a former imperial power seeking to reassert its Islamic Regional identity as the former home of the Caliphate.

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    BillyBob - Ooman Rights Legislation, just a load of bollocks!! says:

    oops, sorry, I seem to have replied to my own post……..oh shit.

  170. 170
    Mr Plum says:

    Is he still at Battles Hall

  171. 171
    Ed Miliband says:

    Get in touch with me, please. We can use talents like yours in the Labour party.

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    Anonymous says:

    Greg Beales,

    You poor thing. You must deaf, dumb and blind aswell as retarded.
    All cameron is doing is cutting back the state by 3% over the course
    of half a decade. Voters have spoken on this.
    Labour are in lunatic mode again.

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    White Van Man says:

    Oh Holly Willoughby, now there’s an English rose to behold, a real woman indeed!

  174. 174
    cantbetoocareful says:

    If I were you Sir W W, I’d give someone else’s address.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Chilan miners send gift to David Cameron:


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    Anonymous says:

    Lord Paul is an upstanding member of society and would never ever entertain the idea of being involved in fraudulent activity.

    He is a very wealthy man and is in the House of Lords completely voluntarily. This is testament to how much he can bring together the ways of the East with the West.

    It is to be celebrated that Lord Paul is allowed to continue life as a peer.

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    P. Doff says:

    It could be done as a re-run of the ’60s “The Year of The Sex Olympics” (for all us sex-starved oglers) followed by a re-run of “The Live Life Show” (for the sex-abusing maniacs).

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    Emergency Service? says:

    Of course it is a difficult one but i’m not happy that the emergency services were NOT allowed to help the victims of the London tube bombings because of fearsof secondary attacks/explosions.

    As a result many people died who did not have to die and probably worse many died a very painful death. IMHO if a rescue worker feels that that he/she should go to the rescue then they should not be stopped without fear of prosecution without very good reason.

    It seems civillian first aiders pleaded with the professionals to come down and help but they would not or could not.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Beales, you are talking complete bollocks man. It was Phoney Bliar, your glorious leader, who promised at the start of his reign to have an NHS dentist “on every hight street within two years”. Needless to say, it did not come about and, like all NuLiebour promises, actually made the position a whole lot worse.

    Kindly insert your head in a dead bear’s bum – or, for the full effect, a live one.

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    Mayor Dack says:

    I’m pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large wanker that supposedly injured the economy. But, as you see, it’s a beautiful day, the Olympics are open and people are having a wonderful time. London, as you know, means ‘rip-off’.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Has anyone calculated the proportion of ‘ethnic minority’ peers involved in expenses fiddling (of all parties) compared with the indigenous variety ?

    I bet it would be an interesting ratio – but would anyone dare publish it ?

    Over to you, GF.

  182. 182
    Mr Plum says:

    He presented Mr Cameron – and later the Queen – with rocks which the miners brought up

  183. 183
    White Van Man says:

    Well my offer to the ConDems to be their new minister of Crime Justice and Entertainment is still open. I promise the department will be self funding from the get-go and in year two forwards will turn a profit for the British people in the form of tax cuts.

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    Number 10's cat says:

    Clever Sir William!

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Nothing to compare with in Bradford now – they’re all in burkas.

  186. 186
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    It’s a Big Society which greets each other with a most peculiar handshake…

  187. 187
    Troll Fol De Rol says:

    Geed listens under eaves and peers in bathroom windows. That’s his “source”.

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    Steve Expat says:

    ‘‘A written statement by Lady McDonagh in defence of Uddin accused the committee of showing “little or no cultural understanding of being a Muslim women born outside of the UK”.

    Does anyone think that Baroness Warsi might beg to differ?

  189. 189
    Mr Ethnic Minority says:

    Don’t know, but we’re certainly high up in the voter fraud stakes.

  190. 190
    ToiletdoingthePaper says:

    Hey Guido, Mrs Dale is doing the Sky paper review with Toilets, tonight. I hope you haven’t upset Toilets usual partner.

  191. 191
    Troll Fol De Rol says:

    I thought Fair Trade was for hippies.

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    Albi Here says:

    Marty,Marty,Jimmy or Greg whatever name your using this hour,your lefty loons and Brown screwed the dentists about money and they took their patronage privately,your loonies should surcharged for the damage you and your loonies have done to the country,Thatcher as much as I dislike her was 20years or more ago and casty will change his mind as soon as some dickhead cries on tv.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    She’s apparently busy trying to track down one Edward Balls, last seen in about 2002 zipping up his chinos as he made a post-coital dash out of the bedroom……..

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    Chilean miner says:

    This one might have passed you by:

    “Regulations which delayed the rescue of a woman who died after falling down an Ayrshire mine shaft were “morally indefensible”, a fire officer has said.

    John Bowman, 51, told a fatal accident inquiry (FAI) he had heated exchanges with senior officers over the rules.

    He was giving evidence into a reopened inquiry into the death of 44-year-old Alison Hume, who fell down a 40ft mineshaft in Galston in 2008.

    She lay trapped for six hours and later died in hospital.”


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    WTF says:

    SO why the fuck is Uddin in the British house of Lords if she doesn’t understand british culture?

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    Troll Fol De Rol says:

    It gets a rise out of bloggers who get hurt feelings when Andrew Marr says exactly what everyone and their dog has been saying about bloggers for the past decade. Which he does because one of them said a bad thing about him, no doubt. It’s a circle of delicate blossoms.

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    News from the Gulf says:

    KUWAIT CITY, Oct 15: The Ahmadi police have taken into custody an unidentified Asian man for prying on women while bathing in sea at one of the beaches in Kuwait in Fintas, reports Al-Anba daily.
    According to reports the man was wearing abaya and nikab (a face veil covering all but the eyes) to enable him to mingle with ladies. He has been referred to the Moralities Investigation Department for interrogation.
    The daily added some women suspected the prying eyes of the ‘woman’ hiding behind the nikab informed the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior.
    The cops rushed to the area and as they were speaking to the ‘woman’, the voice behind the nikab unfolded the truth.
    During interrogation the suspect admitted to committing the crime. He said it is not the first time he has been mingling with women.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    It would crack me, knowing that I could have saved a life but some jobsworth stopped me, it really would.

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    Double standard says:

    How come Turkey doesn’t have to pay for its imperial past like other countries such as Britain and France?

    How come Turkey isn’t chock full of Romanians, Greeks, Serbs, Bulgarians, Hungarians, Arabs, Armenians and others it ruled over for centuries?

    Why aren’t Turks lumbered with collective guilt for their past imperial sins?

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    Barrister's wig says:

    Equality Commission : Asians should be equally represented in the court trails for expenses . Why do middle class white males get all the opportunities?

  201. 201
    Just friends says:

    Yes lord Paul. A Very good and special friend of one Sarah Brown.

  202. 202
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    What’s that about “3 or 4 at a time” ? It’s been announced today that Bradford Council will need to provide 40,000 additional school places in the next 10 years. More like “8 or 9 at a time”.

    And guess how many are pink ? They won’t be able to print the postal vote papers quickly enough !

    That’s the scale of the problem. And almost half of that 40,000 will never work and pay taxes, they are just benefit-eating breeding-engines for the next generation and so on.
    (I say ‘almost half’ because it’s amazing the different infant mortality rate between male and female offspring in Bradfordistan – they won’t admit or report it, but it’s a silent scandal)

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    Those ghastly people says:

    France can’t be that bad seeing as most of the British chattering classes from both the left and right seem to have a second home there, not in the banlieues obviously, but in the nice lily white rural parts.

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    Stikers should be shot, it's what we fought for innit says:

    I think you’ll find the French may actually want to keep their industry.

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    pompa per calcestruzzo says:


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    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Isn,t Mr Dacre known to be a confirmed bachelor?
    Very fussy in his ways, walks as if he is on castors holding a billiard ball between his arse cheeks and pouting at the same time?
    The media, three Ps

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    It's our culture innit says:

    For the money, silly.

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    Anonymous says:

    A bit like Gove in that respect. A mush that you’d never tire of hitting.

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    Moley says:

    Andrew Marr “interviews” Alan Johnson and George Osborne”

    Biased BBC has some comments.


    I don’t pay my licence fee; I won’t pay for shabby and blatant socialist propaganda, and letters from TV licensing get shredded unread.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    We needed all their medical staff to cope with the ailments of the massive influx of imported Liebour voters cheap workers.

    British jobs for British immigrant workers !!

    How else could we have increased the number of Liebour voters ?

    It was the right thing to do !!

  211. 211
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    To make a difference………..

    to her overseas property portfolio.

  212. 212
    White Van Man says:

    Even the Germans are getting pissed off with it all!

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    albacore says:

    Daffy Duck impressions?

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    albacore says:

    That hit the spot.

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    Mandy, the peoples princess says:

    Andrew Pierce is 3 for the price of one. And a lazy, slackarsed cuпt too.

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    Moley says:

    Homework tasks can now be downloaded from the internet.

    Savvy teachers should know if the homework submitted corresponds to the pupil’s ability as regards spelling, grammar, vocabulary and syntax.

    Not sure if teachers make the effort or if they have all given up.

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    Maпdy, the peoples princess says:

    So in her culture it’s OK to be a lying, stealing cheating bitch? Silly question.

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    caesars wife says:

    Lifting articles ? paparrazzi do it every day . I can sort of see your point Guido on origionality but the bloggs have brand image of basically copying the scraps gained form ferreting around , many of us are the low tide river gleaners of leftovers and proud .

    Being as Dispatches was heavily trailed , it was an intersting mix of pictures of yatchs and beaches in hot destinations and walking into offices and being told bugger all . The two bits I might take issue with was the statement that hedge funds may have been responsible for the banking crisis , rubbish !overlending and weak gov regualtion was . Putting the leg irons on a few choice tory MPs and donars was unjust in that it missed Imeldas complex company set up and his band of fundraisers and dinner personalities . It did how ever get across very well , not so much that tax havens are wrong but that money earnt in this country does not always get spent within it .

    On a deeper level it was Imelda that brought in taxing spouse and hubby differently under the guise of equality and he forgot to mention that when Mr Bryant did his bit in what was all too Labour lite . Of course making extra income via taxation loopholes is as old as tulip bulbs , however it was perhaps part of Imeldas globalisation scheme that it went the way it did and perhaps madelsons hier to Blair medal , was denial of what globalisation has really done , namely made finace control ecnomics and politicos. if only morality was more precious than the golden calf.

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    AC1 says:

    How many pop out retarded because too many cousins are in the same family tree?

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    Lets savour it just one more time says:

    Its that bigoted woman what did it don’t yer know!

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    nell says:

    baroness Donut was once a dhss clerk. A bliar babe. One of those elite, lacking,labour people elevated to what they believed would be inherited privelege in perpetuity.

    On becoming a lord she instantly sold her integrity for untold wealth in directorships including that of TDI (operator of eight airports including Luton).

    Just ike BaronessU this labourluvvie knew how to milk the system for her own benefit didn’t she?!

  223. 223
    AC1 says:

    Nye Bevan FUCKED this country sideways when he introduced the completely immoral NHS system of bureaucratic treatment rationing funded by extortion.

    Now it’s had a few years for total producer capture to sink in it kills more people than smoking.

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    nell says:

    Definition of Bigot = ‘One who is strongly partial to one’s own politics and intolerant of those who differ’

    It was gordon the Bigot not Mrs D!

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    White Van Man says:

    Its discussing the fucking jobsworths, I still remember the so called Police Community Support Officers who stood by while others tried to save a 10-year-old boy from drowning in 2007.


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    bald old git says:

    Hey, if anyone can tell me how I can ‘suddenly’ grow my hair long, I’d like to be aware …

    Top-flight journalism, clearly

  228. 228
    nell says:

    By the by ‘ Interesting comment from the Committee of Priveleges in the judgement of baronessu.

    “We consider the suspension should be renewed if baronessu has not repaid the money by the end of the current Parliament”

    They don’t expect her to cough up that £125k do they? because it all went into that marble palace in bangleland didn’t it?

    Anybody know what happened to the money of that uddintrust that she set up which subsequently disappeared.

    charitycommission anyone?!

  229. 229
    pompa per calcestruzzo says:

    We’re all bigots nell, you especially.

  230. 230
    The queen says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to, ” Arise, Sir Paul”

  231. 231
    Sud Frog says:

    Deux heures!

    Non non non, nous avons un déjeuner trois heures ici, à Lyon, les gars à droite dans la solidarité avec nos frères nous à outils et fuck le travail!

  232. 232

    How dare you suggest Mr Dacre is anything less than a paragon of all that is great about English journalism.

  233. 233
    nell says:

    And you?

  234. 234
    our nellie says:

    ooer, who hasn’t taken his anti-bitching pills today? not like you to defend the Brown bugger pumpenella!

  235. 235
    Dark Lord says:

    Pompa you are a total Hoon.

  236. 236
    Splooge says:

    perfectly put

  237. 237
    nell says:

    The point about gordon’s view is that he was wrong!

    Mrs D was not a bigot. Trouble with the word bigot is that Labour had used it for 13 years to spin and smear against innocent , caring , people who had tried to challenge them, from 90 year old widows complaining about their poor nhs treatment to maimed victims of railway accidents.

    gordon’s use of the word in respect of Mrs D, a staunch labour supporter, finally drove the nail into labour’s coffin .

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    pompa per calcestruzzo says:

    If you’d have paid any attention to my reply, nell, you would have noticed, ‘we’re all bigots’ in my post, myself included.

  239. 239
    pompa per calcestruzzo says:

    Don’t get your thong in a twist DL.

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    concretus pompous says:

    Oh, so now you’re saying nell doesn’t pay any attention, you little shit?

    Er…..you may have point actually.

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    This is the one to savour the most says:

  242. 242
    GOrdON says:

    It’s the right thong to do.

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    Animal says:

    The Daily Mail/Mail on Sunday has been ripping off plenty others over the years, including online news portal The Register and Mil Millington, who wrote the amusing website Things My Girlfiend And I Have Argued About.

    You’d be better served taking the trouble to read and learn – your writing is so poor you should take some lessons from the hacks who use your stuff and edit it so that it becomes legible. Besides, as you claim to be a libertarian why are you suddenly being a control freak about your content?

    Get off your soapbox Sta1nes, you’re not so special.

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    Screw the establishment says:

    Said Paul Dacre.

  245. 245
    Food Bigot says:

    Mmmm a delicious offering indeed, even Jamie Oliver would have a job on.

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    White Van Man says:



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    Guido balks at the opportunity when faced with an open goal says:

    GF wouldn’t touch it and both you and he know it.

    He likes taking the piss out of of gayers whether they are actual gayers or not. How big of the retard.

    Easy target eh Guido? Bit of history and shame to hide? Care to share?

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    Screw the establishment says:

    Hear hear!

    They are even more fucking corrupt than the whites and we they are sitting back and taking it.

    Absolutely fucking amazing.

  249. 249
    ffs! says:

    Yes you do.

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    far too timid says:

    Too understated if you ask me. This sort of understatement has got this country in to the state it is in today.

  251. 251
    Mr Ned says:

    Unless something more exiting and relevant happens, like paint drying somewhere, although our schedules are full of showing the effects of all the massively evil, inhuman cuts that the baby eaters will be inflicting, and speculating about when the double dip will start and interviewing lots of people who might lose their jobs.

  252. 252
    far too timid says:

    And still we have a little time left to refuse to put up with it.

  253. 253
    nell says:

    By the by ‘ Interesting comment from the committee on baronessu.

    “We consider the suspension should be renewed if baronessu has not repaid the money by the end of the current Parliament”

    They don’t expect her to cough up that £125k do they? It all went into that marble palace in bangleland didn’t it?

  254. 254
    nell says:

    Anybody know what happened to the money from that trust, that the bangle one set up, which subsequently disappeared?

    margaretmoran supported that apparently.

  255. 255
    Mrs T (senile of Dulwich) says:

    Thank Christ! Someone who doesn’t inflict a tinyuselessurl on others.

  256. 256
    Rough times ahead says:

    Reports that the Spending Review will announce a cut in child benefits for all those aged 16 and over. Before, the cut off point was 18. Labour and the press will have a field day with this.

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    fuck the programme says:

    Rather like the other shit head ‘London’s Biggest Cock “on Sky far too often for his own good” Dale 199.99 FM!

    The muzzies and gayers are taking over folks. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

    At least we can be assured of mutually assured destruction.

    See you in 100 years?

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    fuck the programme says:

    Great news indeed. Perhaps Merkel put in a good word for him.

    Shame on Cameron and Hague for continuing the abortion that is muzzie love in the UK.

  259. 259
    bomba de hormiga says:

    labour wants to keep on taxing and spending according to alan johnson.

    Interesting that at his press conference today, which was in any case overshadowed by the visit of the President of Chile , his militwit handlers prevented him from answering any press questions from the very meagre audience.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well done Guido for deleting my comment.

    Tinges of Grauniads hitting your gonads?

    You really are a class A C U N T.

  261. 261
    bomba de hormiga says:

    cc. ppc. etc etc


  262. 262
    The Samaritans says:

    Give concrete arse’s address. He’d like the attention.

  263. 263
    13eastie says:

    A gentleman would have concealed the offending item within a copy of Razzle until he got home.

  264. 264
    Job Shirker Plus says:

    It’s OK, they just get them to serve people in their shitty shops, whilst claiming incapacity benefit and a few homes while they’re at it.

  265. 265
    Wavey Davey, Hague the vague & their chums says:

    Ooh you really are beastly.

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    I was working in the City of London on the day that the reclaim the streets crew caused lots of naughty damage.

    I am not ashamed in the least that I cheered when the McDonalds in Cannon Street got trashed.

    That was back in AD123 or something however. I feel even happier when the establishment and big big business take a hit where it hurts today though.

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    White Van Man says:

    They’ll have a field day with every single cut, the thing is New Labour and the invertebrate MSM at the time along with the greedy banksters cause all of this in the first place. The BBC still haven’t learned anything from what’s happened, here they are blow jobbing the Labour parties new generation shadow Chancellor “Postman Pat”


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    ffs! says:

    Me too.

    The most laughable thing is that in today’s glorious Britain the fucking c u n t i n g plod (and ancillary agencies) would have shot you to protect you from yourself thereby making the poor woman most certainly dead and them with many boxes ticked.

    Bonuses all round for good work you fucking plodding wankers!

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    ffs! says:

    Any better ideas you fucktard?

  271. 271
    ffs! says:

    Print it out you div!

  272. 272
    il dumo says:

    And you aren’t concrete pump’s?

  273. 273
    sclassformeplease says:

    So, Mrs Dale wonders if we might have French style revolt when the Tories “30% cuts” come in. Didn’t he used to be a Conservative-or does he now just have a radio job to look after?

  274. 274
    Steve Expat says:

    Please tell me I heard that right, Crick on Newsnight reckons that the govt are about to tell the BBC to fund the free TV licences for the over 75s.

    This apparently will save half a billion a year, and coincidentally reduce the income for the biased socialists by about 15%

    PLEASE PLEASE may this be right, can you imagine how much whining there will be in White City Salford..?

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    bastards says:

    Don’t forget Warmistas such as CallMeDave and that other mad c u n t Gore.

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    The TUC says:

    There aren’t going to be any cuts by Labour ever.

    cc Ed Miliband

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    Anonymous says:

    Peter Principle? Is this more meaningless management bollocks from the same stable as “blue sky thinking”, “clear blue water” and “there is no such thing as a sub prime mortgage”?

    You’re all in it together you shits. You’ll get your comeuppance sooner rather than later.

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    black widow says:

    Sounds like concrete dump!

  279. 279
    caesars wife says:

    News night seems to be finding its flagship feet again , quite enjoyably topical and challenging , Crick was sweating abit over BBc to fund free Tv licence (makes sense to CW ) although £550mn is quite a hit , even when you do fat salary slim down excercise , still short, they could just close TV at 12pm and open at 6am , or perhaps opt for a low rate for over 75s , but pretty clear its another example of unaffordable socialist giveaway debt converter . I dont know if selling off world service is any good , perhaps could go internet only fee pay ? Defintely sell off channel 4 its edging towards yet another porn and gambling channel anyway.

    being as defence is on all front pages and very strange they read too , CW is not an expert and always enjoys Admiral west experience , however its a tough call as arms are very hi tech these days even when trying to find a balanced ability . its a bit wrong headed of the lid dems to diss trident as it was probebely the thing that allowed there party to be born , we are however skint and even if not coldwar standards , unless the other nutters get rid of theirs , it acts as balance . I was listening to ming Cambell and he was right about , how it has to fit together which means a little different thinking to cold war . Tonight the ark royal and harriers are to go , these things have life spans I can see that , but I will make a defence of the harrier in the face of the joint strike fighter , anything that is catapult launched has to endure heavy takeoffs/landings and useually means shrter air frame times .Given that the plane is a platform is there not a case that harrier performs the role of apache , I know we have spent £2bn on joint strike fighter already , but given the progress in engine design and performance and the knowledge of harrier , particulary from carriers could a saving not be made on attack helicopters .As for heavy lift helicopters if we cannot build anything comparable to blackhawk or chinnok ourselves for less money then might as well buy them if they are as good as the americans claim .
    Of course if harrier wasnt such a well engineered plane than cant really argue it but at least they were built in the UK

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    Hague the fraud says:

    Who would have thought that so soon after taking power the Cons would promptly forget the reassessment of our relationship with the EU they had so eagerly promised and publicised pre-election?


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    Engineer's mummy says:

    Fix your own fucking teeth you dozy bastard. Take some responsibility for yourself for once.

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    Screw the establishment says:

    Could you guys come over to London in a mark of solidarity with other downtrodden EU people and kick off?

    I’m sure it would bring the rest out on to the streets and remind them how great the feeling of being in control of one’s destiny again is.

  283. 283
    Screw the establishment says:

    The same can be said for bald William.

  284. 284
    Screw the establishment says:

    They should kick off over here then instead. There is no industry left to kill off, apart from the greedy fuckers in the Square Mile and Canary Wharf.

    Everything else has been sold off.

    Fuck them.

  285. 285
    caesars wife says:

    Ime enjoying tonights blogging Npped over to DM and Alanjohnson post is getting better abuse than on here and Fabian solutions on Dan hannah blogg has resurfaced with threats that just as in france unions will bring Uk to a halt . Cw would like to remind fabian solutions , that we cannot afford a strike and would ask that his pockets bee mptied first should his wish come true

  286. 286
    an emergency service worker says:

    I commented here twice over an hour ago but was modded for some unfathomable reason.

    I wonder why I bother sometimes. Maybe I should just give up. Why is the modding so perverse here?

  287. 287
    Oxford and Cambridge Matriculation Board says:

    Is Russell Howard the new archetypal lefty twat who thinks that making unfunny noises constitutes comedy? Discuss.

  288. 288
    Details says:

    Postcode in the letter is wrong. House of Commons Postcode is SW1A 0AA. SW1A 1AA is Buckingham palace. I would correct it, else you might not get a reply…

  289. 289
    I want my country back - CallMeDave and Hague are utterly useless says:

    Don’t forget the shed loads on paying the local small people (as she would call them too) to vote for the local muzzie.

    No Pressure!

  290. 290
    I want my country back - CallMeDave and Hague are utterly useless says:

    Yeah, yeah, yeah but… Cameron could save £50 million a day by telling the EU where to go.

    Will he? Will he fuck.

  291. 291
    I want my country back - QEII, CallMeDave and Hague are utterly useless says:

    I wouldn’t object to a bit of gunpowder under that shit hole to liven up the dinosaurs.

    Queenie has hardly been at the forefront of upholding British sovereignty in recent years has she?

  292. 292

    If one day all your dreams came true – what would it look like?

    Tell me about it. I’m a street journalist and an internet lawyer. LLB Hons Dagenham University of Life.

    Let’s start a revolution.

  293. 293
    albacore says:

    BBC: “But the Financial Times reports that Mr Cameron will also say spending will double on alleviating poverty in areas of conflict – such as Pakistan, Yemen and Somalia – to £4bn by 2015, while funding to other states like Russia and China will be reduced.”
    The pre-election Cameron fan club on here appears long ago to have slunk off with its tail between its legs. Should any stragglers remain, perhaps they might care to hazard a defence of the indefensible.
    Give it your best shot.


  294. 294
    albacore says:

    Ah, well, it seems Fawkes’ modding is really frying tonite.
    So, to all the insomniac fizzy orange aficionados and Tooth Fairy devotees out there:
    Night, night and don’t forget to say a little prayer for Dave and Guido (whom we all wuv to bits).

  295. 295
    Third World here we come, at Warp Speed 9 says:

    These fine upstanding members of the looting community, deserve our full support in these difficult times.
    It is quite easy for us in the west to look upon financial probity as a endearing trait in a member of the Lords. However, this kind of fuddy duddy thinking went out with decimilisation and now in our vibrant and diverse nation, the new honesty, is dishonesty.
    Let’s face it, the boring old days of decency in public life, are long gone and the new progressive era of theft and incompetence, is here to stay.

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    They put up a statue to Nye today
    The blinkered sheep turn up and pray
    They paid for his house, the stupid fucks
    A mansion on the hill in Bucks

  297. 297
    Archer Karcher says:

    Socialist, National Socialist, not such a big step when you think about it.

  298. 298
    City of Vice says:

    The Mail is much stronger than Andrex, and cheaper too, but much more unconfortable on one’s arsehole.

  299. 299
    Archer Karcher says:

    75% of m*slim women and 50% of m*slim men are on unemployment benefit. Pay the jizya kuffar.

  300. 300
    Anonymous says:

    Yo, stupid mong, when do corporations ever take a hit? McDonalds are all franchises, you know little guys trying to make a living. He / she shoulder all losses and costs, McDonalds take their cut off the top. Think about that next time you cheer for anarchists taking down “the man” what they are in all probability doing, is losing one guy his franchise rights ( if you don’t make target, you are out ) and another guy losing his lifes savings.

  301. 301
    Judo! Judo! Judo! says:

    Bald William has to be watched for entirely different reasons.

  302. 302
    Judo! Judo! Judo! says:

    If you have a moment, try and discover why. Start with the Lima Declarartion 1975. Plenty of videos on youtube.

  303. 303
    Judo! Judo! Judo! says:

    Fifty mill is only the surface cost. Factor in all the directives, rules and regulation and you could wipe the deficit out completely. Dave and boyist Vague, are shit scared of rocking the boat, even one that is listing to port and taking water.

  304. 304
    Colonel Blimp says:

    Or an I.E.D.

  305. 305
    Baroness Thatcher says:

    That comment lost all credibility when it used the adjective ‘amusing’ and the title of Mil Millington’s tiresome Grauniad column in the same sentence.

  306. 306
    Baroness Thatcher says:

    Ditto postal voting irregularities and the resulting Knacker investigations into electoral fraud. In fact, Ed Balls is the token white face on that one.

  307. 307
    Archie says:

    But it’s also free on some BA flights! That should boost the circulation figures, what?

  308. 308
    Archie says:

    To Errr is human!

  309. 309
    Archie says:

    There is only one thing worse that someone who can’t spell (or be bothered to look up) “plagiarised”, and that is……………..er…………………..

  310. 310
    Archie says:

    Don’t you mean warm-mongers (Geddit??!?)

  311. 311
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Latest news; It’s not his! So even his mistress needed a bit of time off from the jug-eared one’s carnal attentions.

  312. 312
    Archie says:

    That’s the NEW!, IMPROVED!! Conservative and Unionist Party, innit?

  313. 313
    Archie says:

    I DEFINITELY would!

  314. 314
    Archie says:

    Wallace and Gromit impersonations!

  315. 315
    Bitter Pills and riff raff says:

    Look at them, they clearly aren’t peers of the realm now are they. A jumped up johnny is just a jumped up johnny. To be a Lord you are upper class, if people do not act upper class then they should not be considered a Lord. I for one will never address ‘Lord’ Sugar as anything other than Mr. Sugar. Mr in itself implies he is a gentleman, something that I would queston.

    Bring back the heriditaries I say, kick all these corrupt johnnies out.

    The idea that any of them should be addressed as m’lord I find laughable only for otherwise crying at the breakdown of established tradition and societal values.

    It’s shocking the people who get made peers these days, Brown’s ex SpAd is now a Dame… If you’ve won a battle, lead the country or carried out some other daring, valuable and selfless act in the national interest then yes a peerage is a fitting tribute. Putting up with being yelled at by an autistic one-eyed scotsman for a few years doesn’t quite cut the mustard.

  316. 316
    Archie says:

    Let’s see if I’ve got this right; students, students mind you, are rioting because of pensions? WTF? Oh, and whilst I’m at it, why can the Frogs retire at 60 and we’re sending them money which we have to earn until we’re 67?

  317. 317
    Animal says:

    Try reading properly. The comment was a reference to his original website several years ago, not his mediocre Grauniad pennings.

  318. 318
    Animal says:

    So when did you first become a window licker?

    If Sta1nes thought the content of this blog was actually worth something then there would be a demand for royalties for each article that gets copied in another rag. But no, instead he just bleats like a spoilt fat little child as if he’s the only one who’s been ripped off by Dacre’s odious little collection of hacks. He isn’t, and there’ll be plenty more in the future.

    The Mail has long had no respect for original works and it’s up to Sta1nes whether he wishes to go after them. He could be making easy money with regular cheques from the likes of Dacre instead of having a hissy fit in the mould of BoringshiteEllie.

  319. 319
    Mike (England) says:

    i thought that was the koran?

  320. 320
    Archie says:

    Hear, hear! Bring back the hereds!

  321. 321
    Mike (England) says:

    thats great news.

    if only someone in government here had a backbone and would be prepared to speak out in defence of our country.

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