In a chat with Mumsnet the Labour leadership contenders were asked which historical figure they would be. Cue standard answers like Nye Bevan (Burnham), Republican president Lincoln (Mili-D) and, er, Elvis (Balls). However most telling was Ed Miliband’s answer – Bobby Kennedy.
So he’s the little brother who never made it to the top. Though the similarities must end there, David Miliband “is no Jack Kennedy” to coin a phrase…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Google-eyed-Dave
He is still a marxist hoon
So Bollocks wants to be Elvis. Gordon is rather keen on Elvis isn’t he?
All 3 are on drugs
Who cares, Guido, can we move on to the London Mayor election. Liebour are dead whoever gets elected. I am more interested why Boris Johnson and his chum Cameron want to extend immigration to the Turks. Perhaps the London mayor election might give an insight. We now know how Straw, Blair and Blunkett wanted to change the face of Britain by mass immigration and then con everyone of the real position or threaten them as being racist if they were challenged. MPs like these should be hounded from office for their deceptive behaviour. If Cameron and Johnson want to follow the same path they should be kicked out of office.
David Millipede, a pillock on a gap year.
Who said that?
You did, at 3:14 pm.
The right hand pic looks like an ad for the Adams family , I’m sure that’s uncle Fester in the background before he went bald …
The left hand pic. is an ad. for “The Great Escape”. That’s Steve McQueen on the left, for sure.
… a young Warren Beatty to the front on the left …. Just compare to Galen and Fester on the right ! , somehow , cant see Hollywood making a film of this one !
unless its SAW
How the fuck could anyone want to be like a Kennedy?
They look more like the Craze brothers…
Yeah, he’s no Jack Kennedy, but he does deserve the bullet…………
Balls = elvis ???? ROFL !!!!!!!!!
I wish he was a LOT more like Elvis….
… Dead!
Elvis isn’t dead I heard him on the radio
Didn’t someone find him on the moon with a double decker bus?
Ed Milliband admits defeat are too big for de shoes.
I he and his brother meet the same fate as the Kennedys
We all chip in for san open top csar for Dave and ship him to Texas
YEEEEHA!
who will be the crying First Lady?
Mandy?
No! Keep the Millipedes alive at all costs. If they are terminated with extreme predudice, the average IQ of the Labour Parteh will rise markedly.
Are you drunk, Beast of Clerkenwell, or just gramatically challenged?
They both look shifty , but Ed more than David and they both talk wiredly
Is it sad to want to shag Kay Burley ?
No, providing your pissed or have you sight impaired!
One for you grimey:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/TeresaPA0312_228x431.jpg
Depends on where.
What, like in the back of a Cortina?
I was thinking more Orifice than setting.
I think she works in a studio not an Orifice
Kay Burley is well fit!
“David Miliband ‘is no Jack Kennedy’ … ” You mean he isn’t a lying, cheating bastard, who thinks he’s God’s gift to all.
Or who managed to avoid nuclear war in 1962?
He is just a “big Hunt”.
Labour leadership bid is one long yawn.
Labour leadership is one long death rattle more like.
BTW I’m a fully paid up member of the shops union ( I forget the name) so I got a vote for the leader – ha ha – ship. Nach I voted for Bollocks as being the most likely to entertain us at PMQ’s through the long dark winter.
I forgot to say that I had to lie about being a Liebour supporter, or my vote wouldn’t count.
I thought it would be OK when I took my lead from the candidates.
USDAW?
Yes, Ed, move over and make way for you terrorist-supporting brother.
(2009) New Labour David Miliband M.P. -PARASITE AND SUPPORTER OF TERRORISM: http://eotp.org/2009/05/17/2009-new-labour-david-miliband-m-p-parsite/
Eh? David Milibland is the clone of Jack Straw without the charisma.
Straw had charisma ?
Unless this is a new deadly bug or something
You confusing charisma with chlamydia ??
I mean to ask Jack Straw for my teeth back.
Willlburrr said get in the queue!
You are all being howwible..wibble wibble
Is Jonathan Djanogly still in a job? The Justice Minister has been found out hiring private dicks to discover his colleague’s private views. Now what was all that guff about rights to privacy before the election.
For one moment I thought you wrote Jonathan Dimbleby.
I was just about to rush screaming into the street and give
some money away.
We are trying to be nice to these adolescents…
Yuck — juxtaposing the Kennedy’s with the Millitwits…
Imagine Dave Milliblair with a Cuba missile crisis — he’d not only end up incinerating the lot of us, but he’d probably emerge from the bunker saying the best man won.
Well we can but hope that someone will do us a favour and shoot both of them
Imagine either Milliband as a PT boat Captain.
The aim is to keep Labour out of power. Preserve the Milibands at all costs. Do not allow personal preferences to effect the end result.
So Ed did you see the front of the Guardian, something to do with that Hunt Castro saying Communism has failed and can’t be exported.
At least your old man will be spinning in his grave just like all those other failed revoltionaries. It will be the only time any of the fuckers revolve.
See above.
Saw that on Fox news last night , Class .
Needless to say, I had to search hard on the BBC site to find it. No recording, just a small link tucked away on the America’s webpage.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11226158
The Marxist Hoons must be trying to brush El Jefe under the carpet. For some odd reason Gang Strike in El Salvador is more important.
Still the writing is on the wall for the Reds, but the fuckers at the BBC can’t bring themselves to cover this huge admission by Casto.
The less damning wording, “Castro doubts over Cuban system” is on The Americas front page.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world/latin_america/
rather than “Cuban model no longer works, says Fidel Castro.” on this BBC web page:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11226158
No mention of Castro’s words on The World News Front Pages. This is a more significant development than the Marxist Hunts at White Powder City would like us to believe.
El Pais had “Fidel Castro: “The Cuban model no longer works for us or for us”
Too many BBC fuckwits still wear the Che T-shirts and have the posters that they used to admire on the walls of their student digs.
I had a mate at college who was into all that Che Guavara bollocks and he always wore that ugly green military shirt with the red star on it. The fat fuck could not even run 100 yards, yet insisted on wearing half a military uniform every day to college. A week of military basic training would have killed the socialist twat.
I knew back in the 1980s that these controlled economies under socialism could never work and that socialism was fatally flawed. I never quite understood why. I could not fathom why anyone could support such a basically and fundamentally flawed political philosophy.
Then I realised later that this philosophy was created by the elite to compete with the bastardised child of capitalism (Corporatism) to divide and conquer the masses.
Corporatism and Socialism are slightly different versions of the same thing. Getting real power and tangible wealth, into as few hands as possible.
In both systems, for the people at the top, there is immense wealth and power over life and death. for the people at the bottom, the only difference between corporatism and national socialism, is the boot kicking them.
With National socialism the boot has a national flag.
With Corporatism, it has a company logo.
The poor sod on the ground is going to get a good kicking from either one.
Old saying from the Soviet Union:-
Capitalism is the exploitation of man, by man.
Communism is the other way round.
1978 – China admits communism is economic madness.
1986 – Vietnam admits communism is economic madness.
1992 – Russians admit communism is economic madness.
2010 – Cubans admit communism is economic madness.
2012 – North Korea admits communism is economic madness.
2020 – BBC produces 5 part series on the glories of communist economics.
2040 – Labour Party attempts to win first election since 2005 on “communist economics” manifesto. Again.
No mention of France in your list.
Sockpuppet
No mention of France.
In typical Gallic fashion they just shrugged
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7993466/Thanks-Fidel-but-youre-50-years-too-late.html
The picture of the two Milliband spongloids is very funny indeed. Ed looks like he’s about to have a spack attack.
There is precisely zero chance of either ever being PM. I don’t care whether they change their policies/branding/party name whatever or even if david apologises for the torture debacle. A lot of people just won’t vote for anyone who looks a bit weird. And these two barely look (or act or sound) human.
I don’t look weird. In fact, George A Romero emailed. He wants me to star in his next film; Zombie Leader of the Party of the Braindead.
PM and filmstar! Fab!
i WOUYLD BEE cHUCKELS DVANNEY
My brother has promised I can be Shadow Secretary of Coffee Making when he becomes leader.
why doesnt that suprise me ?
The state is just another group of people
The people who form our Labour Gorvernment state have been fucking shit, thank god they don’t make aeroplanes
Or regulate banks.
Oh, hang on….
ed miliband – bobby kennedy
where siran siran when you need him
i see the muzzers are protesting about the non book burning event. quite a few dead so far
allah u akbar – he really is great
I think that “the muzzers” in Afghanistan have every right to complain and kick up a fuss. It is their fucking country.
I think that “the muzzers” who are complaining here should shut the fuck up, or go to New York and complain to them about it.
Either way the Islamic Cultural and community Center proposed to be opening two blocks away from the former WTC towers has fuck all to do with us.
It’s win, win really, perhaps somesuch non event can be broadcast by the MSM on a weekly basis. A book could be set up by William Hill on the ensuing rage carnage and a rage-ometer could measure the religion of peace’s followers anger, regarding some triviality or other?
if he does do it can he do a job lot and just add manglebums and Bliars books onto the pile? Oh and not forgotting the McSnotgobblers pathetic efforts either.
Why wait for the fucker to write in. Set fire to his home now and cut a corner.
They will kill that guy wait and see.
Do a fatwa on him? Yes… obesity is a big problem in the States
How many MPs did Mandy and David plant into the Constituencies in May 2010?
How many did Ed plant? (easy, none).
can anyone smell burning? could be guido’s lunch those garlicky puffs microwave quickly….. or could be a book
Miliband D better avoid any form of motorcade, then.
I would like to volunteer for Grassy knoll duty. But no sniper rifle here i’ll do the job properly with an rpg7 Commie weapon coming home to roost.
Soon get shot of him, won’t we?
Good move choosing a Kennedy. Marilyn Munroe found dead, someone else died in a river because Kennedy could not be arsed to call for help when the car crashed.
You forgot the one that thought he could fly a plane under instrument conditions, but was not instrument trained. Perhaps an analogy there.
Welcome to Mecca!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7993552/Think-carefully-before-voting-yourself-into-a-nightmayor.html
Am I still prime minister? They won’t tell me here.
Gordon. You see it works like this. Everyone hated you with such a passion that they voted for Dave instead. Its such a good job they hated you so much.
At least we now know for certain who organised the Elvis impersonator for El Gordo during the run up to the elections
, classic Balls up!
Fuck is this still going on!
It’s been going on for months, and I still haven’t a clue what any of them stand for, apart from “change”. Oh, and carrying on piling up debt…
I’ll enlighten you then.They stand for exactly the same as they did before.Big government,quadrupling the nation debt,ID cards,control orders,child detention.stasi databases,though crime and unlimited immigration.In short the same fucking idiocy as before.
I’m still dead
Nasty bastard aren’t you?
At last a real politician:
Why is this nut job bollocking the audience
Is this the otherwise absent American irony
Times paywall is down, at the mo. First time I’ve looked at it since whenever one had to pay to look at it.
is it fuck down
The paywall is back up again. If you don’t believe me that it was down, look on Twitter.
Glad to see that you didn’t get trapped on the other side.
2 of the ‘heroes’ were assassinated, and another died on the toilet in his 40s. Do these people have a death wish?
Yes,but that death wish is projected onto the poor British People.It seems to be endemic amongst marxists who spew their own misanthropy and envy outwards.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMMUNISM DOESN’T WORK!
Yes, of course it works. I prefer to call it Marxism, or Progressivism, and it works by keeping the proletariat stupid, duping the middle class so that they allow their wealth to be stripped from them, turning the Police into guardians of Political Correctness so that there is fear of real crime, passing over ones sovreignty to an Internationalist organisation so that ones culture is swamped and forgotten, and generally creating chaos in society. It financially enriches me and my chums quite handsomely. I should be in jail, but the bastards are far too stupid to figure it out. Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Er…the reason Bobby Kennedy never “made it to the top” was because he was assassinated during the US primaries in 1968. Had he not been, there is a fairly good chance he would have become president that year, and failing that, a very good chance he would have become president, post-Watergate, in 1976.
But he didn’t, nor will Ed.
Papa i will make you so proud papa!
i am going home for a poo
Why bother, have a shit at work and get paid for it.
Put your money on Comrade David to win because the J.O.O. mafia want to keep Labour out of power on purpose till it’s time to do the cheap parlour trick of changing which hand deals the cards and the masses fall for it everytime.
Think you have a choice? think again?
Nothing happens by accident merely design.
NOW NOW no need to be bitter and invent reasons for losing the election and being crap.
Ha Ha ha. This is exactly what I talking about. Give me some more of his money to wipe my arse on.
Guido some mug on the telegraph site was dissing you and saying you were a NF member in the past so i bashed his fucking brains in and trolled his blog for you mate.
Oooh Betty, I’m havin’ trouble with my djanoglys
Are, see what you mean Balls!!
Elvis is balls.
Big Brother can fck off and die.
Just contrasting the two pictures pretty much sums up the world we are living in.
And I’m 38.
So Red Ed wants to be a sex- and drug-depraved, terrorist-supporting, womanising (he should be so lucky), UK-hating scumbag? Well he has clearly got the last part already!