September 10th, 2010

Ed Miliband Admits Defeat

In a chat with Mumsnet the Labour leadership contenders were asked which historical figure they would be. Cue standard answers like Nye Bevan (Burnham), Republican president Lincoln (Mili-D) and, er, Elvis (Balls). However most telling was Ed Miliband’s answer – Bobby Kennedy.

So he’s the little brother who never made it to the top. Though the similarities must end there, David Miliband “is no Jack Kennedy” to coin a phrase


121 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    He is still a marxist hoon

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    • 29
      Love Me Tender says:

      So Bollocks wants to be Elvis. Gordon is rather keen on Elvis isn’t he?

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      • 33
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

        All 3 are on drugs

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        • 121
          Anonymous says:

          Who cares, Guido, can we move on to the London Mayor election. Liebour are dead whoever gets elected. I am more interested why Boris Johnson and his chum Cameron want to extend immigration to the Turks. Perhaps the London mayor election might give an insight. We now know how Straw, Blair and Blunkett wanted to change the face of Britain by mass immigration and then con everyone of the real position or threaten them as being racist if they were challenged. MPs like these should be hounded from office for their deceptive behaviour. If Cameron and Johnson want to follow the same path they should be kicked out of office.

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      • 36
        Dog says:

        David Millipede, a pillock on a gap year.

        Who said that?

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    • 46
      Mobster says:

      Yeah, he’s no Jack Kennedy, but he does deserve the bullet…………

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  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Balls = elvis ???? ROFL !!!!!!!!!

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  3. 3
    concrete pump says:

    Ed Milliband admits defeat are too big for de shoes.

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  4. 4
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    I he and his brother meet the same fate as the Kennedys
    We all chip in for san open top csar for Dave and ship him to Texas
    YEEEEHA!

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  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    They both look shifty , but Ed more than David and they both talk wiredly

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  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Is it sad to want to shag Kay Burley ?

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  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    “David Miliband ‘is no Jack Kennedy’ … ” You mean he isn’t a lying, cheating bastard, who thinks he’s God’s gift to all.

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  8. 8
    Fuck the Muzzies says:

    He is just a “big Hunt”.

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  9. 9
    Nazi Mumsnet says:

    Labour leadership bid is one long yawn.

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    • 20
      Susie says:

      Labour leadership is one long death rattle more like.

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    • 65
      Southern Softy says:

      BTW I’m a fully paid up member of the shops union ( I forget the name) so I got a vote for the leader – ha ha – ship. Nach I voted for Bollocks as being the most likely to entertain us at PMQ’s through the long dark winter.

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  10. 10
    Watt Tyler says:

    Yes, Ed, move over and make way for you terrorist-supporting brother.

    (2009) New Labour David Miliband M.P. -PARASITE AND SUPPORTER OF TERRORISM: http://eotp.org/2009/05/17/2009-new-labour-david-miliband-m-p-parsite/

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  11. 11
    Nazi Mumsnet says:

    Eh? David Milibland is the clone of Jack Straw without the charisma.

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  12. 12
    Child Miliband says:

    You are all being howwible..wibble wibble

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  13. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Is Jonathan Djanogly still in a job? The Justice Minister has been found out hiring private dicks to discover his colleague’s private views. Now what was all that guff about rights to privacy before the election.

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    • 96
      Gonk says:

      For one moment I thought you wrote Jonathan Dimbleby.
      I was just about to rush screaming into the street and give
      some money away.

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  14. 15
    Mumsnet Editor says:

    We are trying to be nice to these adolescents…

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  15. 16
    Susie says:

    Yuck — juxtaposing the Kennedy’s with the Millitwits…

    Imagine Dave Milliblair with a Cuba missile crisis — he’d not only end up incinerating the lot of us, but he’d probably emerge from the bunker saying the best man won.

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  16. 17
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So Ed did you see the front of the Guardian, something to do with that Hunt Castro saying Communism has failed and can’t be exported.

    At least your old man will be spinning in his grave just like all those other failed revoltionaries. It will be the only time any of the fuckers revolve.

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    • 21
      Susie says:

      See above.

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    • 22
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

      Saw that on Fox news last night , Class .

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      • 26
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Needless to say, I had to search hard on the BBC site to find it. No recording, just a small link tucked away on the America’s webpage.

        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11226158

        The Marxist Hoons must be trying to brush El Jefe under the carpet. For some odd reason Gang Strike in El Salvador is more important.

        Still the writing is on the wall for the Reds, but the fuckers at the BBC can’t bring themselves to cover this huge admission by Casto.

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        • 38
          genghiz the kahn says:

          The less damning wording, “Castro doubts over Cuban system” is on The Americas front page.

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world/latin_america/

          rather than “Cuban model no longer works, says Fidel Castro.” on this BBC web page:

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11226158

          No mention of Castro’s words on The World News Front Pages. This is a more significant development than the Marxist Hunts at White Powder City would like us to believe.

          El Pais had “Fidel Castro: “The Cuban model no longer works for us or for us”

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        • 48
          Mr Ned says:

          Too many BBC fuckwits still wear the Che T-shirts and have the posters that they used to admire on the walls of their student digs.

          I had a mate at college who was into all that Che Guavara bollocks and he always wore that ugly green military shirt with the red star on it. The fat fuck could not even run 100 yards, yet insisted on wearing half a military uniform every day to college. A week of military basic training would have killed the socialist twat.

          I knew back in the 1980s that these controlled economies under socialism could never work and that socialism was fatally flawed. I never quite understood why. I could not fathom why anyone could support such a basically and fundamentally flawed political philosophy.

          Then I realised later that this philosophy was created by the elite to compete with the bastardised child of capitalism (Corporatism) to divide and conquer the masses.

          Corporatism and Socialism are slightly different versions of the same thing. Getting real power and tangible wealth, into as few hands as possible.

          In both systems, for the people at the top, there is immense wealth and power over life and death. for the people at the bottom, the only difference between corporatism and national socialism, is the boot kicking them.

          With National socialism the boot has a national flag.
          With Corporatism, it has a company logo.

          The poor sod on the ground is going to get a good kicking from either one.

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          • Tessa Tickles says:

            Old saying from the Soviet Union:-

            Capitalism is the exploitation of man, by man.

            Communism is the other way round.

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        • 51
          Tessa Tickles says:

          1978 – China admits communism is economic madness.
          1986 – Vietnam admits communism is economic madness.
          1992 – Russians admit communism is economic madness.
          2010 – Cubans admit communism is economic madness.
          2012 – North Korea admits communism is economic madness.
          2020 – BBC produces 5 part series on the glories of communist economics.
          2040 – Labour Party attempts to win first election since 2005 on “communist economics” manifesto. Again.

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  17. 19
    concrete pump says:

    The picture of the two Milliband spongloids is very funny indeed. Ed looks like he’s about to have a spack attack.

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    • 40
      rocknrolla says:

      There is precisely zero chance of either ever being PM. I don’t care whether they change their policies/branding/party name whatever or even if david apologises for the torture debacle. A lot of people just won’t vote for anyone who looks a bit weird. And these two barely look (or act or sound) human.

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      • 74
        Ickl-wickl Gurning BananaBoy says:

        I don’t look weird. In fact, George A Romero emailed. He wants me to star in his next film; Zombie Leader of the Party of the Braindead.

        PM and filmstar! Fab!

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  18. 23
    Chuckles Davenny says:

    i WOUYLD BEE cHUCKELS DVANNEY

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  19. 27
    Ed Milibot says:

    My brother has promised I can be Shadow Secretary of Coffee Making when he becomes leader.

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  20. 28
    Chuckles Davenny says:

    The state is just another group of people

    The people who form our Labour Gorvernment state have been fucking shit, thank god they don’t make aeroplanes

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  21. 30

    ed miliband – bobby kennedy

    where siran siran when you need him

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  22. 31

    i see the muzzers are protesting about the non book burning event. quite a few dead so far

    allah u akbar – he really is great

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    • 55
      Mr Ned says:

      I think that “the muzzers” in Afghanistan have every right to complain and kick up a fuss. It is their fucking country.

      I think that “the muzzers” who are complaining here should shut the fuck up, or go to New York and complain to them about it.

      Either way the Islamic Cultural and community Center proposed to be opening two blocks away from the former WTC towers has fuck all to do with us.

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    • 69
      Not a Dhimmi says:

      It’s win, win really, perhaps somesuch non event can be broadcast by the MSM on a weekly basis. A book could be set up by William Hill on the ensuing rage carnage and a rage-ometer could measure the religion of peace’s followers anger, regarding some triviality or other?

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  23. 37
    Gary Elsby says:

    How many MPs did Mandy and David plant into the Constituencies in May 2010?
    How many did Ed plant? (easy, none).

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  24. 45

    can anyone smell burning? could be guido’s lunch those garlicky puffs microwave quickly….. or could be a book

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  25. 47
    Unsworth says:

    Miliband D better avoid any form of motorcade, then.

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    • 56
      Potkettle says:

      I would like to volunteer for Grassy knoll duty. But no sniper rifle here i’ll do the job properly with an rpg7 Commie weapon coming home to roost.

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  26. 49
    Kered says:

    Soon get shot of him, won’t we?

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  27. 50
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Good move choosing a Kennedy. Marilyn Munroe found dead, someone else died in a river because Kennedy could not be arsed to call for help when the car crashed.

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    • 54
      South of the M4 says:

      You forgot the one that thought he could fly a plane under instrument conditions, but was not instrument trained. Perhaps an analogy there.

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  29. 57
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I still prime minister? They won’t tell me here.

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    • 106
      Its a good job that the Barosso and Von Rumpoy run the country says:

      Gordon. You see it works like this. Everyone hated you with such a passion that they voted for Dave instead. Its such a good job they hated you so much.

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  30. 60
    PD77 says:

    At least we now know for certain who organised the Elvis impersonator for El Gordo during the run up to the elections ;), classic Balls up!

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  31. 71
    sockman says:

    Fuck is this still going on!

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    • 76
      Engineer says:

      It’s been going on for months, and I still haven’t a clue what any of them stand for, apart from “change”. Oh, and carrying on piling up debt…

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      • 91
        Anonymous says:

        I’ll enlighten you then.They stand for exactly the same as they did before.Big government,quadrupling the nation debt,ID cards,control orders,child detention.stasi databases,though crime and unlimited immigration.In short the same fucking idiocy as before.

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  32. 77
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I’m still dead

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  33. 79
    Colonel Mad says:

    At last a real politician:

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  34. 80
    Indigo says:

    Times paywall is down, at the mo. First time I’ve looked at it since whenever one had to pay to look at it.

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  35. 82
    Mercian says:

    2 of the ‘heroes’ were assassinated, and another died on the toilet in his 40s. Do these people have a death wish?

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    • 103
      Anonymous says:

      Yes,but that death wish is projected onto the poor British People.It seems to be endemic amongst marxists who spew their own misanthropy and envy outwards.

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  36. 83
    Dave Millibands Dead Dad says:

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMMUNISM DOESN’T WORK!

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    • 101
      Che Dave says:

      Yes, of course it works. I prefer to call it Marxism, or Progressivism, and it works by keeping the proletariat stupid, duping the middle class so that they allow their wealth to be stripped from them, turning the Police into guardians of Political Correctness so that there is fear of real crime, passing over ones sovreignty to an Internationalist organisation so that ones culture is swamped and forgotten, and generally creating chaos in society. It financially enriches me and my chums quite handsomely. I should be in jail, but the bastards are far too stupid to figure it out. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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  37. 84

    Er…the reason Bobby Kennedy never “made it to the top” was because he was assassinated during the US primaries in 1968. Had he not been, there is a fairly good chance he would have become president that year, and failing that, a very good chance he would have become president, post-Watergate, in 1976.

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  38. 87
    Ed the unloved child Milliband says:

    Papa i will make you so proud papa!

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  39. 88
    private sector employee says:

    i am going home for a poo

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  40. 94
    We the people lose every time an election is won says:

    Put your money on Comrade David to win because the J.O.O. mafia want to keep Labour out of power on purpose till it’s time to do the cheap parlour trick of changing which hand deals the cards and the masses fall for it everytime.

    Think you have a choice? think again?

    Nothing happens by accident merely design.

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  41. 100
    Supermon says:

    Guido some mug on the telegraph site was dissing you and saying you were a NF member in the past so i bashed his fucking brains in and trolled his blog for you mate.

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  42. 108
    Dave "cleaning up politics" Spencer says:

    Oooh Betty, I’m havin’ trouble with my djanoglys

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  43. 110
    daveyone1 says:

    Are, see what you mean Balls!!

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  44. 114
    Ed Miliband says:

    Big Brother can fck off and die.

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  45. 115
    John says:

    Just contrasting the two pictures pretty much sums up the world we are living in.
    And I’m 38.

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  46. 118
    Ian E says:

    So Red Ed wants to be a sex- and drug-depraved, terrorist-supporting, womanising (he should be so lucky), UK-hating scumbag? Well he has clearly got the last part already!

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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