August 31st, 2010

The “Special” One

So Labour “oldies”, or election winners as they are also known, are not allowed to comment on the future direction of the party apparently. Unless of course they are Alan Johnson. But was his description of David Miliband as “special” really the best choice of phrase?

Well Guido chuckled anyway…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    To cheeks of the same marxsists arse


  2. 2
    John Cipher says:

    Please let one of them win.


    • 5
      DustyBearz says:

      Nah! They’re all losers … let them keep losing.


    • 10
      amongymous says:

      Yep – it will be great. These days for better or worse the public won’t vote for anyone they consider weird. Both Milibands look, speak and act very weirdly.

      Given the record of war, lies, treason, torture, economic ruin, immigration etc it will be of immense benefit to our political culture to see Labour consigned to the dustbin of history as is very possible with either of these oddballs leading it. Will Labour have the guts to remove them when a replacement emerges who looks like a human being? I doubt it.

      I’ll disagree with one bit of received wisdom though – I think David will be the bigger electoral disaster – thanks to his links to Blair and also with the upcoming torture inquiry there might be the possibility of very damaging examples of D Militwat covering up torture coming out, and if they do Cameron will totally sink D Mili at the next election. Plus his total lack of sense of humour mean he would likely be a bigger electoral disaster than McBrown.


      • 62
        Socialism Ate My Future says:

        And with all that 38% of the UK will still vote for these morons.


        • 92
          Iraqi Orphan says:

          Labour got 29% in the election.Once the details of the Blair/Brown/Miliband crimes are revealed Labour will become unelectable.


        • 93
          Phoney Tony Bliar says:

          There’s nothing wrong with socialism. I got 9 houses out of socialism and still plenty left over. I’ve shown those capitalist Tory boys a thing or two.


        • 106
          Number 6 says:

          Comrade, my ‘job’ as 5 a day organic veg community enforcement officer for the socially exluded single parents rests on Labour being re-elected, have a heart for hard working people like me £67k plus gold plated pension and vote Milliband and Labour back into office.


    • 100
      bandersnatch says:

      Looks and communication skill, matter in a TV age. The elder Millipede looks like a total prat… or rather what my old Mum would have called a sap; the younger one has that unfortunate gargle voice; Ed Balls, as someone on here rightly remarked, looks like a serial killer rather than the simple bully-boy he is, though I have to admit he is currently at least attempting to address ‘the ishews’; gentle-hearted Andy Burnham hasdn’t got the cradle marks off his bum yet; and Diane Abbot is too left wing for most labour chaps and chapesses, and is handicapped by being female and black, which many old fashioned trade unionists won’t like, and also by the fact that she sent her son to a posh independent school which the more modern union members won’t like.

      WHAT A SHOWER! is that the best they can do? There ought to be someone on the left to give Diamond Dave a run for his money. Their arguments at least should be put, before being knocked down. That’s how we do things here. I think it is an exceptionally poor show, and I hope that in the most recent intake of MPs there are one or two who, in five years time say, will challenge whatever second rater wins this election.


  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    David is a bottler as was Gordon do the labour party really want decades in oppo ?


    • 6
      Charles Flaccidwidger says:

      Labour voters will vote for whichever dustbin of shit is presented to them. For fuck’s sake, 28% of the twats voted for Brown.


      • 29
        Southern Softy says:

        That’ll be nearer 2.8%, plus the postal vote.
        Cam & Clegg have to do something about that scandal well before the next election. I suggest all postal votes must be presented in person at the polling booths, with proper evidence of ID. This need only be for Liebour and B&P voters.


        • 55
          There be monsters here says:

          I love to hear your kind,shows the Tories for what they are,nazis


          • RH says:

            better than lying, incompetent, wannabe stazi cheats like labour


          • concrete pump says:

            ‘I love to hear your kind’.



          • Lola says:

            Eh? Nazis = National ‘Socialists’. There’s a lot of manifesto overlap between the other far left parties; the BNP and The Greens, and New Labour. So I reckon you’re the fascists. You lot keep calling me right wing. Fair enough. I believe in freedom and responsibility. If you think that’s right wing you must think that left wingers believe in Slavery and Irresponsiblity. I’d go along with that.


          • There be monsters here says:

            damn,you have me there pump


  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ugly commie vs tailor’s dummy. Some choice but then Labour deserves these two.


  5. 7
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who supports David for leader .

    Ps More money for the BBC so they can afford talent like me .

    Ker Ching


    • 13
      Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

      Oi- hands off MY catchphrase!

      You Beeboid-funded bastard.

      Anyway, you are a mere amateur when it comes to troughing.

      You may have to work for your money but I certainly don’t! Just ask my constituents!



    • 68
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      Which footy team do you support this week?


      • 129
        Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

        Do you mean English Premiership football team?

        To be honest, I forgotten!

        Still, it matters not. I spend most of my time in France anyway!



        • 130
          Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

          I apologise. I meant to say, ‘I’VE forgotten’.

          But I certainly don’t forget to pocket my lovely salary for doing nothing!



  6. 8

    One looks like Mommy – with a cute curly lip on top, and the other one’s got, a glottal stop, that must appall his pop, pop, poppadop pop pop. (Old song parody.)


    • 78
      Lola says:

      Classic metrosexual non-blokes. Mincing through the dark streets to strange little cabals held in the rooms of some second rate pseudo-intellectual ex Polytechnic history lecturer.

      Mind you they probably go to some flash cafe on the money conned out of the rank and file or the poor bloody taxpayer. Neither of them have done an honest days work in their lives.


  7. 9
    Bananananananarama says:

    Special, as in ‘needs’.


  8. 11
    Rev. Jim Jones says:



  9. 12
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    They both look like Norman Bates out of ‘Psycho’.


  10. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The real special one


  11. 15
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    3 More arrested in match fixing probe


  12. 16

    Does Fiona Lafferty give “Happy Endings”


  13. 18
    A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!

    The look on Ed’s face says it al!…..


  14. 20
    Sue Perrin-Junsham says:

    I thought Charisma Bypass was part of the A303 until I saw these muppets


  15. 21
    SuAlan Titmarsh says:

    Remember Militwat senior spent £30k on gardening at his South Shields house – that must have taken some doing.


  16. 24
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway Guido , what one is Mossad backing ?


  17. 27
    Sir William Waad says:

    The Kray Brothers Tribute Band?


  18. 28
    Penfold says:

    Look at ‘em….

    A pair of smug Marxist swine, the progeny of an illegal Marxist immigrant, who are desparate to camouflage their Marxist philosophy, politics and aims and seize power. And of course they ain’t British.

    As for Labour, it seeks to guide the winner to the podium for an annointment, by ensuring that the election takes the “right” road and those eligible to vote are given appropiate advice, and those that have not read the runes are cast adrift or given very special advice or censure.

    Pleased to see that the hard left are still running Labour and ensuring that the fit-ups take place after the interregnum of Nu-Lab and the democratic fascimile that they offered.


  19. 31
    Desperate Dan says:

    Not even their publicity-hungry mother is going to vote for these Mummy’s boys.


  20. 32
    Gonk says:

    Ursine,Simian or Zoony.


  21. 33
    That's News says:

    Unless, of course, Alan Johnson knew exactly what he was saying?


  22. 34
    Logic Genius says:

    “Labour “oldies”, or election winners”. What an apt description for the new Tory party.


  23. 35
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    clearly the one of them is better at smiling than the other.

    That is really what the labour party needs. After all, everyone here was on about just how bad Mr. Brown was at smiling, so clearly everything would be fine with a man at the helm who can bear his teeth convincingly.


    • 60
      Sir William Waad says:

      You call that a smile? That’s a “Mrs Jones, we’re from the gas company. We’ve had a report of a dangerous leak. I just need to look over your cooker while my colleague here checks upstaits” face. More of a leer.


    • 94
      The Gardener says:

      or bare his teeth.


  24. 37
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I often wonder about some of the people who post on here. Do they really think it matters which of the parties is in power and which puppet is given the title ‘prime minister’?


  25. 38
    Desperate Dan says:

    After Gordon Brown managed to impose himself on a wimpish, helpless Labour Party you’d think they would have been a bit more careful this time. But no, Mandelson and Blair have decided that D. Miliband shall be the next leader and the Labour Party en masse just tug their forelocks and mumble: “Yes, we’ll support the unelectable one”.


  26. 40
    Centre Parting says:

    Did Blair make any of his money betting on the exploits of the Pakistani cricket team?


  27. 42
    Babybell Bouncer says:



  28. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Wow, they really reached the back of the short bus for that photo


  29. 44
    Desperate Dan says:

    What Alan Johnson meant to say was “special needs”.


  30. 45
    Sesachili says:

    They have that ‘air’ of the Kray Twins about them – but will they rule with a rod of iron?


  31. 46

    How much does Fiona Laffery charge for “Out – Calls” and do OWO


  32. 47
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    They have shifty eyes , are they lizards ?


  33. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mummy says I’m special. She says I have a gift called Asperger’s which is something only superheroes have. I like being a superhero. Mummy says I deserve a fizzy cola for being her special little hero.


  34. 51
    Anonymous says:

    …needs must I suppose


  35. 52
    BBC says:

    We’ve been taking you muppets for a ride ever since this.


  36. 53
    Bob Geldof says:

    Just give me the fucking money !


  37. 54
    I hate New Labour says:

    Jesus, look at the pair of them. They manage to make Clegg look statesmanlike.

    And this is the best the Labour party can offer? Are they *trying* to lose?


  38. 56
    Jimmy says:

    Three posts in a row with no gay sex angle. What’s happening to this place?


  39. 58
  40. 59
    concrete pump says:

    Remember when you were young and you went to see the chimpanzees at the zoo, can you recall the looks on the faces of the little fuckers, just before they were about to fling some shit at the glass or wank another chimp off?

    Now look at Milliband D.


  41. 65

    Which one is Ronnie and which is Reggie ?

    Seriously, check this picture.


  42. 69
    lady penelope pitstop says:

    i see the white cliffs of dover are STILL up for sale


    • 102
      Monsieur Prune says:

      Vous voulez dire les falaises blanches de Douvres appartiennent désormais à la France


      • 115
        Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

        F*ck off Pierre – and keep your hands off our Arcraft Carriers while you’re at it…


  43. 71
    Sid says:

    Special in what way? His gob is permanantly open and his bottom lip hangs down. Time for some new blood not some middle cass privately educated Oxbridge boy. Join the Tories David, that’s where you belong.


  44. 73
    Anonymous says:

    chuckle vision
    chuckle chuckle vision
    chuckle vision


  45. 76
    Sue Perrin-Junsham says:

    Who on earth could be a worse Foreign Secretary than Margaret Beckett?


    • 79
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      Lady Ashton?! If you could call it a “Lady” more like a Sasquatch.


    • 82
      Anonymous says:

      The ” Peace in our time” bloke ?


    • 83
      Anonymous says:

      The bloke who said ” Peace in our time ” ?


      • 107
        Socialism Ate My Future says:

        Neville Chamberlain I believe he suffered from “McBrown” syndrome too.


        • 138
          Grumpy Old Man says:

          He certainly suffered from having half a lung, the other one-and -a half having been rendered useless in a gas attack. Blue-on-blue hadn’t been invented yet,’cos the Yanks weren’t in the war so it must have been the Kaiser wot dun it. Unlike Salvatore Mundi, Chamberlain had first-hand experience of Courage and didn’t have to have someone ghost-write about it. In the event, Chamberlain was horribly wrong in thinking that Hitler’s wartime experiences had led him to think as Chamberlain did, but it is wrong to group Chamberlain and Brown.


      • 108
        Sir William Waad says:

        That bloke was Prime Minister at the time. The Foreign Secretary was Lord Halifax and yes, indeed, he did prove to be a couple of guns short of a shooting party when it came to the Nazis.


  46. 85
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Ok – you win!


  47. 87
    Blaulagoon says:

    No wonder the country is F***** with morons like this trying to run it.
    where is the passion, vision and above all honesty??


  48. 97
    Karl Liebknecht says:

    Are they a pair of cosmopolitan internationalists by any chance?


  49. 105
    Uncle Lew says:

    Which one is Mike and which is one Bernie?


  50. 120
    poster says:

    some of you chaps may find this useful,especially the ability to screen grab and upload on one bullshit with it or I wouldn’t use it. see this grab of after this one, or guidos mod will auto block it.


  51. 123
    this is true says:

    The starving: feed us or else
    or else what?
    or we kill ourselves


  52. 127
    Homeless immigrant says:

    Its English fat rat in snot sauce with rat pie and sump oil for afters, much better than home. Thank you,it will take a lot more than this to make us go home.


  53. 137
    Detective Parson says:

    Rat tart ? Disgusting !


  54. 142
    Rob says:

    I’m backing a proper “Ed”…Ed Balls…The guy that’s a real Labour man ready to be Labour leader without his mum in the background tearing her heart out betwixt fractious competing siblings as Mrs. Miliband must be plucking heartstrings either for her boy David or for her young Ed.


  55. 143

    Whever I see these two brothers together, I am always reminded of another two brothers who look very similar.


  56. 144
    qing says:

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