August 31st, 2010

The “Special” One

So Labour “oldies”, or election winners as they are also known, are not allowed to comment on the future direction of the party apparently. Unless of course they are Alan Johnson. But was his description of David Miliband as “special” really the best choice of phrase?

Well Guido chuckled anyway…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    To cheeks of the same marxsists arse

  2. 2
    John Cipher says:

    Please let one of them win.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    David is a bottler as was Gordon do the labour party really want decades in oppo ?

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ugly commie vs tailor’s dummy. Some choice but then Labour deserves these two.

  5. 5
    DustyBearz says:

    Nah! They’re all losers … let them keep losing.

  6. 6
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Labour voters will vote for whichever dustbin of shit is presented to them. For fuck’s sake, 28% of the twats voted for Brown.

  7. 7
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who supports David for leader .

    Ps More money for the BBC so they can afford talent like me .

    Ker Ching

  8. 8

    One looks like Mommy – with a cute curly lip on top, and the other one’s got, a glottal stop, that must appall his pop, pop, poppadop pop pop. (Old song parody.)

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    Bananananananarama says:

    Special, as in ‘needs’.

  10. 10
    amongymous says:

    Yep – it will be great. These days for better or worse the public won’t vote for anyone they consider weird. Both Milibands look, speak and act very weirdly.

    Given the record of war, lies, treason, torture, economic ruin, immigration etc it will be of immense benefit to our political culture to see Labour consigned to the dustbin of history as is very possible with either of these oddballs leading it. Will Labour have the guts to remove them when a replacement emerges who looks like a human being? I doubt it.

    I’ll disagree with one bit of received wisdom though – I think David will be the bigger electoral disaster – thanks to his links to Blair and also with the upcoming torture inquiry there might be the possibility of very damaging examples of D Militwat covering up torture coming out, and if they do Cameron will totally sink D Mili at the next election. Plus his total lack of sense of humour mean he would likely be a bigger electoral disaster than McBrown.

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    Rev. Jim Jones says:


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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    They both look like Norman Bates out of ‘Psycho’.

  13. 13
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    Oi- hands off MY catchphrase!

    You Beeboid-funded bastard.

    Anyway, you are a mere amateur when it comes to troughing.

    You may have to work for your money but I certainly don’t! Just ask my constituents!


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The real special one

  15. 15
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    3 More arrested in match fixing probe

  16. 16

    Does Fiona Lafferty give “Happy Endings”

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    David Minibanana says:

    Is that why I’m so ‘special’ ??

  18. 18
    A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!

    The look on Ed’s face says it al!…..

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes, the Geek Brothers are indeed similarly revolting in so many ways. Why is it that leaders and potential leaders of NuLiebour are just such appalling people? Have they had strangled at birth anyone with an iota of experience and common sense, and this is what we are left with?

  20. 20
    Sue Perrin-Junsham says:

    I thought Charisma Bypass was part of the A303 until I saw these muppets

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    SuAlan Titmarsh says:

    Remember Militwat senior spent £30k on gardening at his South Shields house – that must have taken some doing.

  22. 22

    what she does give “Happy Endings”

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Special , as in ESN, as it used to be known . Its all down to the inclusiveness agenda, para olympics, and a quota of spastics in the labour leadership contest.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway Guido , what one is Mossad backing ?

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    i thought Perrin-Junsham was a railway station

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    MisterE says:

    Both the Miliblands have got that little extra something…

    …chromosome wise, anyway.

  27. 27
    Sir William Waad says:

    The Kray Brothers Tribute Band?

  28. 28
    Penfold says:

    Look at ‘em….

    A pair of smug Marxist swine, the progeny of an illegal Marxist immigrant, who are desparate to camouflage their Marxist philosophy, politics and aims and seize power. And of course they ain’t British.

    As for Labour, it seeks to guide the winner to the podium for an annointment, by ensuring that the election takes the “right” road and those eligible to vote are given appropiate advice, and those that have not read the runes are cast adrift or given very special advice or censure.

    Pleased to see that the hard left are still running Labour and ensuring that the fit-ups take place after the interregnum of Nu-Lab and the democratic fascimile that they offered.

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    Southern Softy says:

    That’ll be nearer 2.8%, plus the postal vote.
    Cam & Clegg have to do something about that scandal well before the next election. I suggest all postal votes must be presented in person at the polling booths, with proper evidence of ID. This need only be for Liebour and B&P voters.

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    12 Foot Draco Reptilian Illuminatus says:

    What strange little creatures they are! We, the Powers that Be are not impressed.

  31. 31
    Desperate Dan says:

    Not even their publicity-hungry mother is going to vote for these Mummy’s boys.

  32. 32
    Gonk says:

    Ursine,Simian or Zoony.

  33. 33
    That's News says:

    Unless, of course, Alan Johnson knew exactly what he was saying?

  34. 34
    Logic Genius says:

    “Labour “oldies”, or election winners”. What an apt description for the new Tory party.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    clearly the one of them is better at smiling than the other.

    That is really what the labour party needs. After all, everyone here was on about just how bad Mr. Brown was at smiling, so clearly everything would be fine with a man at the helm who can bear his teeth convincingly.

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    Sherlock Holmes says:

    No shiite

  37. 37
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I often wonder about some of the people who post on here. Do they really think it matters which of the parties is in power and which puppet is given the title ‘prime minister’?

  38. 38
    Desperate Dan says:

    After Gordon Brown managed to impose himself on a wimpish, helpless Labour Party you’d think they would have been a bit more careful this time. But no, Mandelson and Blair have decided that D. Miliband shall be the next leader and the Labour Party en masse just tug their forelocks and mumble: “Yes, we’ll support the unelectable one”.

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    Centre Parting says:

    Did Blair make any of his money betting on the exploits of the Pakistani cricket team?

  41. 41
    Maurice Seldon says:

    Obviously er cannot tell them apart and now mo’s sad

  42. 42
    Babybell Bouncer says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Wow, they really reached the back of the short bus for that photo

  44. 44
    Desperate Dan says:

    What Alan Johnson meant to say was “special needs”.

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    Sesachili says:

    They have that ‘air’ of the Kray Twins about them – but will they rule with a rod of iron?

  46. 46

    How much does Fiona Laffery charge for “Out – Calls” and do OWO

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    They have shifty eyes , are they lizards ?

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    they have the air of wonk face shit sniffers about them i would say

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Mummy says I’m special. She says I have a gift called Asperger’s which is something only superheroes have. I like being a superhero. Mummy says I deserve a fizzy cola for being her special little hero.

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    Anonymous says:

    …needs must I suppose

  52. 52
    BBC says:

    We’ve been taking you muppets for a ride ever since this.

  53. 53
    Bob Geldof says:

    Just give me the fucking money !

  54. 54
    I hate New Labour says:

    Jesus, look at the pair of them. They manage to make Clegg look statesmanlike.

    And this is the best the Labour party can offer? Are they *trying* to lose?

  55. 55
    There be monsters here says:

    I love to hear your kind,shows the Tories for what they are,nazis

  56. 56
    Jimmy says:

    Three posts in a row with no gay sex angle. What’s happening to this place?

  57. 57
    RH says:

    better than lying, incompetent, wannabe stazi cheats like labour

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    concrete pump says:

    Remember when you were young and you went to see the chimpanzees at the zoo, can you recall the looks on the faces of the little fuckers, just before they were about to fling some shit at the glass or wank another chimp off?

    Now look at Milliband D.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    You call that a smile? That’s a “Mrs Jones, we’re from the gas company. We’ve had a report of a dangerous leak. I just need to look over your cooker while my colleague here checks upstaits” face. More of a leer.

  61. 61
    Sir William Waad says:

    “Packing heat” indeed. Poncy twerp. Guns are good for shooting game birds and farm vermin. They have no other legitimate use.

  62. 62
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    And with all that 38% of the UK will still vote for these morons.

  63. 63
    concrete pump says:

    ‘I love to hear your kind’.


  64. 64
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    clearly you lot aren’t in control. Sort it.

  65. 65

    Which one is Ronnie and which is Reggie ?

    Seriously, check this picture.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    It was, until Beeching closed it.

  67. 67
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    yet you have to admit, its an improvement.

  68. 68
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Which footy team do you support this week?

  69. 69
    lady penelope pitstop says:

    i see the white cliffs of dover are STILL up for sale

  70. 70
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    I ask ya, have you ever seen a such a pair of soapy cun’ts.

    And they want to run the country!

  71. 71
    Sid says:

    Special in what way? His gob is permanantly open and his bottom lip hangs down. Time for some new blood not some middle cass privately educated Oxbridge boy. Join the Tories David, that’s where you belong.

  72. 72
    concrete pump says:

    Err, are you sure?

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    chuckle vision
    chuckle chuckle vision
    chuckle vision

  74. 74
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    DEMOS is Red too, set up by Marxists, and good old “Davey Boy” is a fan vote Blue get the same.

    Will the real Conservatives please stand up.

  75. 75
    Lola says:

    Eh? Nazis = National ‘Socialists’. There’s a lot of manifesto overlap between the other far left parties; the BNP and The Greens, and New Labour. So I reckon you’re the fascists. You lot keep calling me right wing. Fair enough. I believe in freedom and responsibility. If you think that’s right wing you must think that left wingers believe in Slavery and Irresponsiblity. I’d go along with that.

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    Sue Perrin-Junsham says:

    Who on earth could be a worse Foreign Secretary than Margaret Beckett?

  77. 77
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Helps keep the ever increasing State at bay though.

  78. 78
    Lola says:

    Classic metrosexual non-blokes. Mincing through the dark streets to strange little cabals held in the rooms of some second rate pseudo-intellectual ex Polytechnic history lecturer.

    Mind you they probably go to some flash cafe on the money conned out of the rank and file or the poor bloody taxpayer. Neither of them have done an honest days work in their lives.

  79. 79
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Lady Ashton?! If you could call it a “Lady” more like a Sasquatch.

  80. 80
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    To the majority Yes, to those that are in the know No.

  81. 81
    Lola says:


  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    The ” Peace in our time” bloke ?

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    The bloke who said ” Peace in our time ” ?

  84. 84
    Books covers says:

    Stupid on looks.

  85. 85
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Ok – you win!

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    There be monsters here says:

    damn,you have me there pump

  87. 87
    Blaulagoon says:

    No wonder the country is F***** with morons like this trying to run it.
    where is the passion, vision and above all honesty??

  88. 88
    Hugh Janus says:

    Which one is Laurel, and which one is Hardy?

  89. 89
    Nothing else to says:


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    AbleTheSpace Monkey says:

    The Fabulous Fabian Freak Brothers.
    3rd generation Trots with a history of Tax dodging on inherited property wealth.
    Perfect Toynbee-esque specimens of the modern socialist ruling class.

  91. 91
    The Gardener says:

    15k each

  92. 92
    Iraqi Orphan says:

    Labour got 29% in the election.Once the details of the Blair/Brown/Miliband crimes are revealed Labour will become unelectable.

  93. 93
    Phoney Tony Bliar says:

    There’s nothing wrong with socialism. I got 9 houses out of socialism and still plenty left over. I’ve shown those capitalist Tory boys a thing or two.

  94. 94
    The Gardener says:

    or bare his teeth.

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    No yes says:

    yes no

  96. 96
    Crew says:

    you would have to see the off the radar muscle.

  97. 97
    Karl Liebknecht says:

    Are they a pair of cosmopolitan internationalists by any chance?

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    I hope so but I`m not getting my hopes up.

  99. 99
    A Bent MP says:

    We’re only in it for the sex and money.

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    bandersnatch says:

    Looks and communication skill, matter in a TV age. The elder Millipede looks like a total prat… or rather what my old Mum would have called a sap; the younger one has that unfortunate gargle voice; Ed Balls, as someone on here rightly remarked, looks like a serial killer rather than the simple bully-boy he is, though I have to admit he is currently at least attempting to address ‘the ishews'; gentle-hearted Andy Burnham hasdn’t got the cradle marks off his bum yet; and Diane Abbot is too left wing for most labour chaps and chapesses, and is handicapped by being female and black, which many old fashioned trade unionists won’t like, and also by the fact that she sent her son to a posh independent school which the more modern union members won’t like.

    WHAT A SHOWER! is that the best they can do? There ought to be someone on the left to give Diamond Dave a run for his money. Their arguments at least should be put, before being knocked down. That’s how we do things here. I think it is an exceptionally poor show, and I hope that in the most recent intake of MPs there are one or two who, in five years time say, will challenge whatever second rater wins this election.

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    Tony Martin says:

    As a farmer and someone who shot an intruder I disagree.

  102. 102
    Monsieur Prune says:

    Vous voulez dire les falaises blanches de Douvres appartiennent désormais à la France

  103. 103
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Maybe?!? :P

  104. 104
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    Who said anything about voting?

  105. 105
    Uncle Lew says:

    Which one is Mike and which is one Bernie?

  106. 106
    Number 6 says:

    Comrade, my ‘job’ as 5 a day organic veg community enforcement officer for the socially exluded single parents rests on Labour being re-elected, have a heart for hard working people like me £67k plus gold plated pension and vote Milliband and Labour back into office.

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Neville Chamberlain I believe he suffered from “McBrown” syndrome too.

  108. 108
    Sir William Waad says:

    That bloke was Prime Minister at the time. The Foreign Secretary was Lord Halifax and yes, indeed, he did prove to be a couple of guns short of a shooting party when it came to the Nazis.

  109. 109
    Look at them this way says:

  110. 110
    Number 6 says:

    “I met her in a pub down in old Soho, where they drink chapagne that tastes like cherry cola”

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    Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

    Oh I don’t know – a darn sight better than a blunt penknife, I can tell you…

  112. 112
    Iraqi Orphan says:

    Isn’t it 10 houses now.Tony bought Slotgob a place a Barbados to help her through a paralysing and disgusting menopause.

  113. 113
    rebel general says:

    You can elect me after the war

  114. 114
    Number 6 says:

    We have – the party is called UKIP

  115. 115
    Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

    F*ck off Pierre – and keep your hands off our Arcraft Carriers while you’re at it…

  116. 116

    Wasn’t their father a turncoat as well as a genetic misprint?

  117. 117
    Lord Michael Caine says:

    “There’s nothing wrong with socialism. I got 9 houses out of socialism and still plenty left over. I’ve shown those capitalist Tory boys a thing or two”

    The fact that this crook has started his own bank seems to have passed under the radar.,people,news,tony-blair-laughing-all-the-way-to-his-own-bank

  118. 118
    Gene Hunt says:

    Special?? Special needs more like.

  119. 119
    Iraqi Orphan says:

    Clegg is the opposition.The Milibands are simply pus emerging from the diseased Labour monster.

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    poster says:

    some of you chaps may find this useful,especially the ability to screen grab and upload on one bullshit with it or I wouldn’t use it. see this grab of after this one, or guidos mod will auto block it.

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    Vlad says:


  123. 123
    this is true says:

    The starving: feed us or else
    or else what?
    or we kill ourselves

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    A legitimate use says:

    If he had a gun he could have shot Hitler.

  125. 125
    Tom says:

    Sounds more like a Tory boy to me.

  126. 126
    David Miliband's Moustache says:

    David Miliband is also incomprehensible to mere humans.

  127. 127
    Homeless immigrant says:

    Its English fat rat in snot sauce with rat pie and sump oil for afters, much better than home. Thank you,it will take a lot more than this to make us go home.

  128. 128

    Also known in factories as “the green carders”

  129. 129
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    Do you mean English Premiership football team?

    To be honest, I forgotten!

    Still, it matters not. I spend most of my time in France anyway!


  130. 130
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    I apologise. I meant to say, ‘I’VE forgotten’.

    But I certainly don’t forget to pocket my lovely salary for doing nothing!


  131. 131
    David Miliband's Moustache says:

    He belongs nowhere he is not human.

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    Die Labour! Die! says:

    “My Social Worker Says I’m special”

    Get photoshopping!

  134. 134
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    I see what you’ve done there. Nice.

  135. 135

    Thanks for that. A remarkable similarity.

  136. 136
    Harry 'Snapper' Organs says:

    Watch out or they’ll nail your head to the floor.
    By the way, which one’s Dinsdale ?

  137. 137
    Detective Parson says:

    Rat tart ? Disgusting !

  138. 138
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    He certainly suffered from having half a lung, the other one-and -a half having been rendered useless in a gas attack. Blue-on-blue hadn’t been invented yet,’cos the Yanks weren’t in the war so it must have been the Kaiser wot dun it. Unlike Salvatore Mundi, Chamberlain had first-hand experience of Courage and didn’t have to have someone ghost-write about it. In the event, Chamberlain was horribly wrong in thinking that Hitler’s wartime experiences had led him to think as Chamberlain did, but it is wrong to group Chamberlain and Brown.

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    Granny smith says:

    Is Ed gay then?

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    barefootcontessa says:

    What a pair.

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    AbleTheSpace Monkey says:

    David Miliband goes on the record to say capping immigration is ‘stupid':

    Ed Miliband has presided over the dept of Energy and Climate Change.

    So, David endorses the UK’s third world population explosion, and Ed can claim responsibility for the lights going out when windpower fails to meet UK demand in a few years time, and conventional generating capacity is unavailable.

    Either would be a splendid candidate to lead the socialist party as the consequences of their policies when in power pans out. Its win win.

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    Rob says:

    I’m backing a proper “Ed”…Ed Balls…The guy that’s a real Labour man ready to be Labour leader without his mum in the background tearing her heart out betwixt fractious competing siblings as Mrs. Miliband must be plucking heartstrings either for her boy David or for her young Ed.

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    Whever I see these two brothers together, I am always reminded of another two brothers who look very similar.

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    qing says:

    Thanks to the upcoming World Basketball Festival, we now get a “USA” Air Jordan 2010 Team. It seems as if more people like the Air Jordan 2010 Team than the original Air Jordan 2010 because of the windowless side panels. I’m not one of those people who likes the team better; I think the original
    Nike Shoes 2010 Shoes looks much better.Since this jordan Shoes Team is made for the USA team, the colorway should be clear. White can be seen on the side panels, toe, shoe laces, tongue, part of the midsole and the entire outsole. Navy blue covers the toe, heel, inner lining and above the midsole. Red accents appear on the tongue, toe, heel, lace panels and the midsole. The sneaker is constructed of perforated white leather with larger perforations placed on the side panels.

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    Tweedledum and Tweedledim

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