August 31st, 2010

Exclusive : Hague Shared Night in Hotel Bedroom with SpAd

Guido has ascertained confirmation that for at least one night during the general election campaign the Foreign Secretary shared a hotel room with his then driver Christopher Myers, whom he has now appointed as his Special Adviser on the Civil Service payroll. Other campaign staffers stayed in separate more modest hotels and sources suggest that this was not a one off instance. Guido believes it to be the case that it would be usual for the bill for the room – which was settled by Hague personally – to be reimbursed via the Conservative Party’s election campaign expenses. One witness told Guido that the room sharing couple’s body language at breakfast was eye opening.

It is surely inappropriate for someone of William Hague’s status to be sharing a night in a hotel room with his driver – you only have to consider how absurd it would be if his driver were female to see it is completely bizarre even if there were two beds.  The appointment of Hague’s former driver to his private office is controversial because 25-year old Myers has no expertise for the job, no relevant experience and his only qualification for the position is his closeness to the Foreign Secretary.

Eyebrows were raised at CCHQ when William Littlejohn, Hague’s well connected and respected press officer for the last two years, was passed over in favour of Myers – who is currently in hiding from the press. Littlejohn was left effectively jobless after the election until Andy Coulson found him a job with Caroline Spelman. You couldn’t make it up…

Two national Sunday papers have the evidence but, despite journalists putting considerable resources into the story, their editors are reluctant to pursue it. Perhaps because in the words of the song,”no one knows what goes on behind closed doors”…

See also : Flashback: Hague’s Gay Special Adviser, Just Asking


333 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fuck !

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        GEORGIE PEORGIE says:

        We’re all having dangerous liasions together.

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          He's a hypocrite says:

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          • Dreddy says:

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          • Mrs Dale's hypocrisy says:

            Dale is a sickening hypocrite who once falsely accused a fellow blogger of being a ped0

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          • Thomas Wintour says:

            A few years ago I was told by a leading figure in the Labour Party that they had a story on William Hague that would destroy his political career. The problem was that the Conservatives had stories on leading Labour politicians, this included one very damaging account of Charles Clarke, who was at the time was Home Secretary. It seems the two leading parties in the UK collect damaging information on opposition politicians. This is traded off against each other. In this way, most of these damaging stories are kept out of the press. However, Clarke and other Labour party politicians are now retired and this gives them to leak stories about the current government.

            The problem for the government is that the story that the Labour Party have on Hague is not about his homosexuality. However, it is about a related matter that even in our more tolerant times is still not legal. Hague might find it a good idea to follow the example of Leon Brittan, who resigned from the government in January 1986, when rumours began circulating about a similar offence.

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      • 52
        concrete pump says:

        And espionage.

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    • 71
      Kingbingo says:

      Your a right Hunt Guido

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      Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

      I’ve just taken a call from some woman called ‘Ffion’ who wants to discuss a little freelance job with me.

      I hope it doesn’t involve a Sports Holdall this time – it took me ages to get that bloody zip done up last time…

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      • 135
        Peter Carter-Fuck says:

        Ffion’s auditioning for my parliamentary escort agency. I think she’ll be popular, the poor bitch is gagging for it. Only £100, this week, as an introductory offer, or £150 for a two girl with Caroline Flint.

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      • 137

        “I’d like to be in Parliament for at least 30 years, and God willing, I would love to be a father. I don’t think I’d become a house husband, that would be too much of a revolution for the Hague family, but I want to do the nappy changing.”

        http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hague-swaps-duelling-with-blair-for-duets-with-ffion-644720.html

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          Lucy Fir says:

          so he was looking forward to playing with his casio.

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        • 261
          Lilith says:

          “I’ve lived my life in reverse. At 16 I was an elder statesman, lecturing the Tory party conference on pulling themselves together. Now, I feel like a teenager. I’m not going to try drugs or anything, but I’m free,” he said.

          Well spotted OH, looks like he’s trying the “anything” now.

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      • 260
        Frank Randle says:

        Captain Shadow, your Macmillan era tradecraft is past its use-by date. You should have told him that, since Malcolm X’s lad Obama became top satsuma, gag-bagging is the latest outré craze at Fort Meade and for best results the devotee should climb into the bag and stand by for a bit of the old ‘milliganology’.

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      • 295
        Anonymous says:

        Are you fucking bonkers ? Are we supposed to believe that you’re some sort of spook ? Or are you just a Walt fantasy tosser ?

        Hint: the correct answers are: Yes, No and Yes

        tosser

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      • 304
        Anonymous says:

        Wow. in a kind-of-what-is-that-expanse-between-your-ears-you-dozy-twat kind of a way. Someone’s son died and you think its funny. Nice.

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      • 310
        Anonymous says:

        Ah, hence the padlock…

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    • 258
      2 Sheiks and a Smally boy says:

      Perhaps Willy Hague is a bicycle sexual? a bit of TTTTaffy FFfffion then a bit of Yyyyyyoung Bbbbbboy.

      Eeeeeee by Gum.

      at least our “foreign secretary” will go down well in the Arab world.

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    • 269
      Anonymous says:

      Guido just say it you want Hague! YOu have always wanted him haven’t you?

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      former Rt Hon. David Ashby MP says:

      … I’m free ! …for any advice William… prob not a wise idea to start any libel actions…ahem…sob sob…

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  2. 2
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    The Benders are taking over the parliament…This was Mandy’s plan all along…

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  3. 3
    Larry Gayson says:

    Seems like a nice boy, shut that door.

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  4. 4
    Black Flag says:

    At least Mandy was honest about his orientation (if nothing else).

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    • 23

      Ask him about his many trips to Marakesh and see if he is so honest

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        Someone fucking powerful is cleaning the internet says:

        try finding any info on the web about it too.

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      • 210
        Black Flag says:

        I hasten to add I am not a fan, nor am I anti-gay (some of my favourite musicals were written by them) but I am against hypocrisy. Mandy may have been outed by Parris but everyone knew already and he hadn’t married a beard. I would like to see an honest government – we have had enough of the alternative for far too long.

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    • 37
      Ctesibius says:

      No he was not remotely honest. He used the BBC to keep his ‘proclivities’ secret and was furious with Matthew Parris, as was the BBC, when he ‘outed’ the bender

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    • 120
      Backwoodsman says:

      Beaten to it, but apparently he had a real hissy fit when Parris outed him. The problem is,every time the bbc & the msm hide a mandelson, or a whiskey charlie, they lose credibility with the punters.

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      • 153
        I am Sick says:

        The BBC and MSM still have credibility?!?!?
        Have you been living in a cave for the last twenty years?

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  5. 5
    It Started in America says:

    I shared a hotel room with Nick Clegg during “coalition” discussions.

    I will be making a statement to the House on this matter in 17 minutes and 4 seconds.

    Thank you… a-and goodbye.

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    A non story. Myers was only polishing Hagues shiny head for him.

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    Ffion says:

    The bastard!

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      Ffion says:

      I always wondered why he was only ever interested in entering through the tradesmans door at the back the filthy little bugger.

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  8. 8
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who did not share a room with William Hauge .

    Ps More money for the BBC so they can employ top talant like me.

    Ker Ching !!!!!

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      Simon "everybody shit on Chelsea" Rimmer says:

      Tim, you’re a wonky-fingered codpiece cleaner of the lowest order.

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    • 41
      Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

      You really can’t leave MY catchphrase alone, can you?

      Anyway, you can’t say it with the same panache as me….

      Ker-ching!!!!

      See? You have so very much to learn.

      In the words of a recent song from the hit parade, ‘I could teach you, but I’d have to charge’.

      Double Ker-ching!!!!

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  9. 9

    I thought we were all now intensly relaxed about the 3rd Way now? Not doing hate crime are we Guido? Of course – if the shover is under age, this might be one for DVLC? You will look so silly when they are married.

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      Woman on a Raft says:

      I’d be asking exactly the same question if Hague had appointed a 25 year old woman with no relevant qualifications or experience and handed us the bill.

      So: How much is Myers being paid and exactly what for? We already pay for a stack of civil servants and Hague is supposed to be a mega-brain in his own right.

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      Anonymous says:

      Plain MP-hatred possibly, but if you are trying to insinuate homophobia, then I doubt it. I’m sure Guido is merely exposing the (alleged) hypocrisy of certain politicians and would be just as quick to highlight it if Alan Duncan were discovered to in fact be a pussy-addict, just feigning his sexuality in search of the gay vote.

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      Barry "Cilit Bang" Scott says:

      The thing is, you might be completely relaxed about the 3rd way, but in a very rural constituency like Richmond, they are not so understanding of shit stabbers, and if Hague does bowl from the pavilion end, it would have had a serious detrimental effect on his votes.

      Not to say the people of Richmond would not be wrong to judge someone on the grounds of being a bummer, but they shouldn’t be denied their prejudices.

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  10. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    How do we know this isnt a smear campaign from Damian ?

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  11. 12
    Gordon Brown says:

    I shared a room once…

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    I suppose it had to happen clearly a case of very pinko Gins all round… by the way talking of over promoted rough trade drivers, consider that STIG is GITS backwards…….so Gits bending backwards……

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    Anonymous says:

    Watch Out Mandelson, there’s a new rooster in the rooster house

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  14. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Hmmmmmmmm …………………..

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  15. 17
    Gordon Brown says:

    …. but now they leave me in here all on my own

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  16. 18
    Cleethorpes Rock says:

    Every Foreign Secretary needs a Willy.

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  17. 19
    Mandy says:

    Fawkes you’ve been set up. You’re in the shit now.

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  18. 20
    But all power to you. says:

    Fawkes you are looking for trouble,these bastards have long memories.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Guido this smear as i said before came from Mossad in retaliation of Daves Gaza words , If they can fake a passport………………

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    Maximus says:

    Remind me again what this Hague earns from public speaking – I understand the post-prandial emoluments are no small beer.

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    At least he was not back-scuttling on expenses. It would be a great pity if this revelation unseated (oo-er!) a talented and interesting politician. I did not realise that poofery had reached Yorkshire.

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      W.W. says:

      We have the odd example,they are generally tolerated and treated as something of a novelty.

      Though it probably has something to do with mixing with all those southerners, who are all a bunch of poofters.

      No chance of him getting ‘unseated’ even if he shared his bed with a sheep, which is very popular in Swaledale.

      W.W.

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    Kered says:

    IF Willie is a limpwrister then he should get on well with the German foreign Minister
    Guido (sorry dahlin’) Westerwelle who is aiso outed. Westerwelle is also suspect for expenses on a recent China trip he took his man along. But live ‘n let live, as long as they do their job OK, they can shag Tom Cats.

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      I am Sick says:

      The issue, as so often, not who they are shagging, but rather their honesty. If he can lie so brazenly about such matters, then frankly, he can and will, lie about anything.

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        Kered says:

        Point taken as I said’as long as they do their job OK,’. And that includes being honest with the punters who put them in, in the first place. Honesty is the best policy, ‘cos they all get tripped up sooner or later if they bake too many porkie ples!

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        Barry "Cilit Bang" Scott says:

        He’s a politician, of course he lies about everything. That’s not news. Hague being an uphill gardener is.

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  23. 32
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    So a couple of Tories have been fucked up the arse , Well now they know how how we feel after 13 fuckin years of Labour fuckin our arses !

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    Mike says:

    So, Billy boy might be gay …. big fucking deal! The “story” is neither nowt nor summat .

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      Ctesibius says:

      Any of this which might be true is entirely a private matter between Hague and his wife.

      It’s not that I don’t like gossip but frankly I just couldn’t care less after 13 years of lies, corruption, torture and sexual deviancy from people like Mandescum, Mark Oaten, Gordon Brown and God knows who else.

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    • 164
      On Harman Pride's Dossier says:

      the issue is that a talentless no-mark has an important job at the heart of government while taking the taxpayer’s coin, for the sole reason that they’re shagging the Foreign Secretary.

      The sexual orientation of the Secretary and the SpAd involved is neither here nor there.

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  25. 39
    Fuss Office says:

    You do have a copy of the receipt signed by Hague?

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  26. 42
    Fuck off says:

    Is “Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever!” Concrete Dump in drag?

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    concrete pump says:

    I find it hard to believe that Hague would rather get pooey sweetcorn up his jappers than shag Ffion.

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/hagueDM2003_468x550.jpg

    Phwoooaarrr!

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  28. 48
    Revenge? says:

    Hague is a brilliant and talented man. I’m uncomfortable at this campaign to destroy his career. Is this a long gestating revenge come to fruition by Israel for Hague’s comments as shadow foreign secretary calling Israel’s actions in Lebanon disproportionate? If Hague has been a hypocrite and actively fought against gay rights in the past – something the rabid homophobes here protest too much about – then there’s a case for outing him. Otherwise I don’t see why he should be pursued like this. The only closeted politician who should have been exposed as being in a sham marriage was Mentalist McDoom.

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      pp says:

      Hague fucked us over the EU, if he’s been fucked I think we should be told.

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    • 60
      Or this says:

      Sez the pro Tory anti labour slant on the story.

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      A friend of Dorothy says:

      Piss off Vague.

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        I am Sick says:

        “Hague is a brilliant and talented man”

        So brilliant and talented, that he needs a twenty five year old assistant, with no discernable experience or aptitude for the “job” he has been given? Your protest and feeble distraction, regarding Israel, is more than a touch desperate.

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      sockpuppet #4 says:

      The hypocrite bit does seem to fit.
      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/hague-sacks-frontbencher-for-supporting-clause-28-abolition-1126003.html

      “THE Conservative leader William Hague caused a political storm yesterday when he strongly criticised the Scottish executive over plans to repeal Section 28 and called for it to be retained in England.” (not sure of source)

      It might however make sense in that a socially conservative (small C) bisexual is more likely than anyone else to think it can be “promoted”.

      I’d not look to any complicated conspiracy theory when guido is likely to do such things just for fun.

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        W.W. says:

        I don’t see how that makes him a hypocrite, he might well believe in Section 28, and still be a nancy boy.

        I believe in Section 28. but have no problems with the dirty, filthy perverts on a personal level.

        W.W.

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    • 101
      concrete spanner says:

      Fuck him he’s a politician its about time the press and blogisphere started getting stuck in to this rancid bunch when they have some downtime from attacking the shitty Labour party.

      Rip him up for arse paper.

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    • 211
      Anon says:

      There is never ANY justification for outing anyone. Period. Those who say otherwise are liars. And I speak from experience: my boyfriend was ‘outed’ by some sanctimonious bastard. He took his own life 6 months later.

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  29. 49
    Lord Envious of Avarice says:

    Balls or no balls!
    Pakistani cricket politics!
    Didn’t Spads fly in WWI ?

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  30. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Come with me and I’ll send my wife back to her country?

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  31. 54
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t suppose Iain Dale will cover this.

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      A friend of Dorothy says:

      That particular media whore has probably jizzed up Hague already. Politics and the media are full of them.

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  32. 55
    dr. sipp says:

    hes the driver not a KGB secret service double agent

    non-story

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  33. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Prefacing this with the fact that I’m a Labour member with no love for William Hague I can only say…

    Guido, what the fucking hell is wrong with you? With every post about this you seem more and more an complete bastard.

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    • 76
      A friend of Dorothy says:

      I like getting free cash and propping up a sham marriage too. Ooh ducky! No wonder you are Labour supporting, you still don’t get it.

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    • 81
      Guido is funded by Mossad's homo smearing branch says:

      He’s worried about his declining readership

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    • 91
      Doctor Mick says:

      Certainly knocks the “Guido is a closet Tory” rumours on the head.

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    • 128
      ROFL!! says:

      YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ATTACK TORIES YOU BASTARD!!!

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    • 251
      W.W. says:

      I have said this before, andwillsay it again

      “Tittle Tattle, Gossip and Rumour”

      Does what it says on the tin.

      W.W.

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    • 302
      Shameless says:

      On the contrary, Guido has every right to bring this shit up. look at the mass hysteria over the benefit culture and the subsequent red top persecution of a few lazy chav’s. I speak as one from the social problem class who jumps for joy when Guido exposes the double speak and standards.

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  34. 62
    pp says:

    When Mandy called Osborne to heel over the yacht-gate affair I wondered what he might have on him…

    Are they all being blackmailed?

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  35. 63
    Sarah Brown says:

    I’m coming out!

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  36. 64
    Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

    I’ve just taken a call from some woman called ‘Ffion’ who wants to discuss a little freelance job with me.

    I hope it doesn’t involve a Sports Holdall this time – it took me ages to get the bloody zip done up last time…

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  37. 67
    Mossad says:

    We approve of this. Carry on.

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  38. 68
    Caz says:

    If this is true then Hague is politically damaged. I find it hard to believe that Hague has behaved so stupidly.

    Is this time for Hague to step down and for oledaviddavis (as much as I dislike him) to be appointed as Foreign Minister?

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      Just stating the bl**ding obvious(again) says:

      If you think that Dave would voluntarily appoint David Davies to ANY job within Cabinet or that Davies would accept it then I would suggest that you are seriously detached from internal Conservative politics.

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  39. 72
    Big Jock Knew says:

    Hague must have a big ego to think he could carry on like this and it not get reported.

    Cammo needs this like a hole in the head.

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  40. 74
    Cassandrina says:

    Cruel, but if true he is a lame duck Foreign Secretary.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    None of this was done with Tax payers money ? apart from the job , Now that alone is dodgy but the gay thing …… Nah i dont see it

    Questions about the job calls into questions about hauges judgement , is it just doing a mate a favour ? Is that why they might off shared a room ? Does that mean there was a empty room booked for the young man ?

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    • 105
      Guessing says:

      Not much doubt Fawkes has spoken with an editor and they will now pick this up and follow through.Hague will then have no choice but to sue.

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    Guido is funded by Mossad's homo smearing branch says:

    Judo loving, wrap around shades wearing, leather trousers donning, bald hard man, Hague’s a bummist? Oh come on next you’ll be suggesting Angela Eagles craves minge of an evening.

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  43. 80
    I claim my fiver says:

    it’s Gaddaffi and Golum.

    Guido, your cartoonist is crap, please tell us you don’t pay them!

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    Eileen Critchley says:

    I’m taking bets on Willy bowling a no ball – its all bent of course.

    Who or what can you trust nowadays?

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    Revenge? says:

    All the homophobic comments here just prove the adage about those who shout the loudest. Most of you probably went to boarding school and have plenty of experience which has led to your self-loathing that you express in vitriol against homosexuals whilst you secretly hire rent boys every weekend and tell your wives you’re off to the private members club. Well, it does involve private members.

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    • 100
      Ahh gwan says:

      ooo tell us a porno story

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    • 112
      Doctor Mick says:

      It proves nothing except that you need to have your prejudices endorsed. There are more ex public schoolboys in the Labour Leadership contest than there are on here.

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    • 113
      concrete pump says:

      Well thanks for that ‘Dr’ Raj Persaud.

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    • 127
      Anonymus says:

      I can’t quite see where you’re coming from. you sound a bit more like a party-faithful tory than anything else.

      I would imagine that anyone from the LGBT side of things might have enough residual old-tory-hatred to not mind too much about Hague being harangued.

      To be honest my only sneering vindictiveness comes from how good he looks in a tight white t-shirt. At 49.

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  47. 90
    ooooch says:

    I know there is a lot of humour about buggery but joking apart it must hurt

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  48. 94
    Margaret Hilda Thatcher, Political colossus of the 20th Century says:

    I am very disappointed in William for bumming young gentlemen, but when he gave his famous speech at conference in 1977, I do remember thinking what a gay cu’nt that boy is

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  49. 96
    Anonymous says:

    It’s the ridicule that does the damage.

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  50. 99
    concrete pump says:

    ‘One witness told Guido that the room sharing couple’s body language at breakfast was eye opening’.

    Can we have a bit more detail on that.

    Were they feeding each other grapefruit?

    Playing ‘footsie’ under the table?

    What?

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  51. 102
    MartinW says:

    Even if there is no salacious content here, Hague has certainly been naive and has shown extremely bad judgement. He is Foreign Secretary and has ALWAYS to behave as though he is representing this United Kindgom.

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    • 109
      Sez things twice says:

      thats a fact,for someone with his brain I can only say what I said before,the cock rules the head.

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  52. 108
    Anonymous says:

    I think Guido has gone a bit far with this one – We have had all the nonsense about sexuality before when he was leader. What do you want him to do nail his wife in front of the camaras to prove something……..

    Fucking Idiot = Guido

    Guido may have been a Butt fucker in the past, does not mean everyone else indulges in it.

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  53. 114
    . says:

    cumberland sausage

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  54. 121
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    For your sake Guido i hope its true , Is this being reported in the news ? If it isnt true do you relise the damage it would cause ?

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  55. 122
    Revenge? says:

    If Hague is to exposed, then it’s only fair we have the rocking horse photos of McDoom published.

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      Crispin Blunt says:

      Actually I would rather not thanks. The thought of the grotesque loon, hooning around in a nappy, is bad enough, without it being visually confirmed. There is such a thing as beyond repulsive.

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  56. 129
    Anonymous says:

    I think we can summarise the situation thus:

    William Hague is not gay, though his boyfriend is.

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  57. 136
    John Redwood says:

    A closet gay in the Tory Party? Preposterous!

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  58. 140
    iain says:

    Hague has been woeful since the Lisbon Referendum debacle. Has he been distracted since around that time?

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  59. 142
    I wish politicians would realise no-one cares if they're gay says:

    It would save politicians a load of trouble if they just admitted that they are gay(if they are) and then got on with the job they were elected/paid to do. The electorate couldn’t give a flying f*c* either way who they’re shagging.The only proviso being that WE, the taxpayers, aren’t paying for it or paying for jobs for their “special friends”.

    Many gay politicians who have resigned or been sacked usually haven’t because they’re gay but because they’ve lied or indulged in stupid actions in an attempt to cover the fact up

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    • 167
      Lord Michael Caine says:

      “I wish politicians would realise no-one cares if they’re gay”

      Steady on there old boy I care, I care when they are making laws promoting their shenanigans and brainwashing our children without our consent. I care when they use marriage to get votes and hid the fact that they are gay.

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  60. 144

    “no expertise for the job, no relevant experience and his only qualification for the position is his closeness”

    Just about sums up most of the hangers-on in politics for the last 20 years.

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    • 148
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

      I built a Cabinet on those specifications.

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    • 156
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      sort of.

      But the kind of hangers-on in the labour party have probably been in student politics, or been interns (activists/etc.). At least being keen and the knowledge of the dark arts of idiocy. sorry politics.

      Has this guy been active in some form of politics like that.

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      • 216
        The Don says:

        As a 9 year old I used to hang around the local Conservative club,minding cars, running the shop for the times or cigars. you learn a thing or two about life and what makes the world go round.

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        • 272
          Peter Carter-Fuck says:

          Sounds like the cab stand in GoodFellas.

          “For as long as I could remember, I always wanted to be a Conservative politician.”

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I have asked William Hague to consider his position in my Government following these disgusting unsocialist revelations. We in the Labour party have always strived to uphold the very highest standards in public life.

    I will make a statement to the house at 1930hrs after Sarah has finished my dinner and changed my nappies.

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      Coprophiliacs Version says:

      I will make a statement to the house at 1930hrs after Sarah has changed my dinner and finished my nappies.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    The point of the story is: we are paying for the lad. Welcome aboard, Christopher Myers! The S.S. Mugtaxpayer isn’t so heavily loaded that we can’t take on another passenger, especially one who’s willing to share a cabin. Make yourself comfortable and we’ll see you at the Golden Rivet ceremony tonight. Dress optional!

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      Mr Plum says:

      I thought they were saving the taxpayer money, top and tailing saved paying for two rooms.

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        Saucy Serbian says:

        By jove Sir William Waad, thats what we said on the Titantic.
        Shame about the deck chairs old boy, they need moving.

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  64. 154
    gildedtumbril says:

    Eeee, by gum, tha knows! Well well well. I know not where to begin so I’ll just paraphrase Baroness Abbott of Rice and Pea and say, “I have nothing to say”

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  65. 157
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Is myers Hauges secret love-child ?

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  66. 162
    Imofftoparis says:

    If it gets to the point of who paid who’s hotel bill, would someone remind William not to include in his denial any words like ‘the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play’. Just a thought!

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  67. 167
    G.G.O.O. says:

    Very progressive behaviour by William Hague, and saving on expenses by sharing a room – should be applauded. In keeping with these austere times.

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  68. 169
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Does hauge being gay change anything ?

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      Anonymous says:

      Billy, what do you think this blog is, any questions FFS?

      BTW, you’ve put your trust in a false religion as far as cricket is concerned. Time to re-evaluate your life, perhaps go and see a head doctor.

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      Sir William Waad says:

      Our paying his alleged boyfriend’s salary changes something, but of course most of us also find it titillating to imagine the Foreign Minister in action as a tail-gunner.

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      Anonymous says:

      Try asking his wife that.

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  69. 171
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Any comment from the Hauge camp ?

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  70. 174
    Marc Almond says:

    Maybe it was 14 pints of something else he drank a night

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    Bonzo says:

    we are now Guidos pack,howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl
    http://sec.wltx.com/article/0b0R3C1ggQeEO?q=David+Laws

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  73. 184
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be on Hampstead Heath at midnight if anyone wants to give me some sploooty sploooty. Don’t forget the fizzy orange.

    Like

  74. 189
    Schillings says:

    We are carefully reading the posts on site now.

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      Peter Carter-Fuck says:

      Fuck off motherfuckers, I was here first. You owe me twenty grand, cash by return or I’ll do your fucking legs.

      Like

  75. 195
    Why the self hate, Guido? says:

    Juding by Guido’s obsession with gays it seems increasingly likely that he is a latent homosexual himself.

    Like

  76. 196
    Little Ern says:

    Why all the fuss about two blokes sharing a room?

    “Have you got the scrolls?”
    “No, I normally walk like this.”

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      How do you joo? says:

      Guy goes into the butchers and says, “Have you got a sheep’s head?” and the butchers says, “No, it’s the way I comb my hair.”

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      Oh dear says:

      Morecambe and Wise regularly shared a bed but there wasn’t this commotion?

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  77. 202
    muhammed muhammed says:

    Can we stone them too? I’d really like that.

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  78. 204
    Englebert says:

    So?

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  79. 205
    Big Richard says:

    I’m hung

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  80. 213
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    2 Hours nothing on sky news or bbc , Egg on your face Guido ?

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    • 220
      A Gent says:

      Takes longer when your negotiating the fee.

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      • 225
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

        Ok , but you would have thought the bbc would be all over this ?

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          the triumph of hope says:

          They’re probably confilcted Billy. their love of gays is probably outweighing their hatred of the Tory Party at the moment.

          Next question, and make it snappy, my dinner is nearly ready.

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      cricket is for losers says:

      He’s running this story ‘cos no one else has the balls to…..so fuck off Billy ‘running commentary’ Nomates.

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  81. 218
    Not long now before the phone rings says:

    Just watching twitter, its picking up.

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  82. 219
    AaronBendworthy says:

    How does the old joke go – ‘What does it take to turn a heterosexual man gay? – About 14 pints.’

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  83. 224
    Peasant says:

    Hmmm, it is surprising what Google will return:

    http://www.rainbownetwork.com/UserPortal/Article/Detail.aspx?ID=3906&sid=81

    “David Gold is the first ever openly gay Tory parliamentary candidate. The 28-year-old is standing for Brighton Pavilion at the forthcoming election, having already worked as a diary secretary for William Hague. “

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      Anonymous says:

      And don’t forget that Hague shared a house with mincer Alan Duncan. Things may have changed (for the worse) these days but back then what self respecting hetero would have willingly shared a house with a sausage jockey.

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  84. 228
    A Gent says:

    Special interests. If Fawkes keeps the pressure up they will have no choice in the end.,methinks they are meeting now.

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  85. 229
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    One of the most charming and witty speakers in the house , But , If he has done wrong then he must pay .

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  86. 231
    Writs R Us says:

    Collins is the Stig

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    I'm convinced now,he's a botty boy says:

    deffo a bitch thing to do.

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  88. 241
    Oh dear. says:

    Quite right, Im decent and would find public mutilation, burning and hanging very entertaining. I was made in gods image you know,

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    Engineer says:

    So, to summarise:

    The Foreign Secretary has been sharing a hotel room with a younger man.

    Said younger man worked for said Foreign Secretary before the last election.

    Said younger man has been appointed to a SpAd’s job with said Foreign Secretary, despite there being alledgedly better qualified and more experienced candidates.

    Said Foreign Secretary’s wife has been seen in public dressed – er – rather provocatively. (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/hagueDM2003_468x550.jpg)

    Guido has posted several times about this subject, without actually stating that said Foreign Secretary might be having a homosexual relationship.

    Said Foreign Secretary has stated in the press that he will take legal action against anybody publishing allegations that he has homosexual leanings.

    Guido has left the country, and is currently believed to be somewhere in the French countryside.

    Stay tuned for the next enthralling episode…..this could get interesting.

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    Anonymous says:

    Poor William, you were warned…

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  92. 254
    warning to puppy lovers this is bad says:

    This breaking story should take the heat off cat woman.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb4_1283184704

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  93. 256
    Zipsup says:

    Your pack hounds are pretty talented too Fawkes

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  94. 257
    cholo says:

    Options for Hague. a) carry on regardless; b) make the “my family and I are dealing with this regrettable lapse and request privacy at this difficult time…” statement; c) come out; d) resign his cabinet position; e) any mix of b, c and d you like.

    I’d go for d now and a quiet divorce in six months or so, having silenced Ffion with a generous settlement. Then again, the story couldn’t hold forever, could it?

    Bet Cameron’s glad the nipper popped out early…

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  95. 259
    Middle Distance Runner says:

    “BAREBACK CO-ELITION” What about this activity at the Gym when a cleaner saw a naked bareback ride— just a few years ago with the Chief of Stuffing!

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    Jimmy says:

    “Littlejohn was left effectively jobless after the election”

    Why should he be any different to the rest of the country?.

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    Ramadam Chef says:

    The story would be believable if the hotel was identified.
    GF keeping his powder dry ?

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  100. 276
    (Hideously) White Van Man says:

    Is this why Billy Hague collapsed so fucking uselessly on the EU Hedge Fund Diktat? Too busy with his own sordid little affairs?

    For goodness sake “Dave” show some backbone and get a grip! Get a bloody move on with restoring British Liberty and firing that army of Politically Correct box-tickers that is making my life a misery.

    Where is David Davis when you need him? Can you image Mrs T. tolerating this nonesense for five minutes? She would read the riot act to the cabinet and reshuffle pronto.

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  101. 277
    john jones says:

    Shocking if true

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  102. 278
    Rich Ronson says:

    No one does sleeze like the Tories

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  103. 279
    PRWR says:

    What I find fascinating is that the essential story has been widely known about for years. At the time of the marriage there were wink wink nude nudge comments in the press about “not going to have children” and now, for all the muck-raking and sordid gossip within the press, this is a story that cannot be told. Who decides what can be told and what cant? A libel action could not possibly succeed. A resignation could be forced. Others might be found beneath the tip of the iceberg

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  104. 282
    Macha Maguire says:

    I thought it was common knowledge that Hague was at least bi, ever since the now Lord Seb Coe, was his ‘judo partner’ back in the day…

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  105. 283
    Matt Lucas says:

    Its Brokeback Billy…

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7973345/William-Hague-the-mystery-is-finally-solved.html

    ‘Hague has himself spoken about the joys of riding with Montana’s “young wranglers” and said that, if he had to live anywhere else beside north Yorkshire, it would be there. ‘

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    Ffion Hague says:

    So, can we get something straight? Is Willy a pillow biter or not?

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  107. 285
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    FFS, I’ve shared a room with another bloke many a time, for reasons of necessity or economy – and it doesn’t make me any less heterosexual.

    I do prefer a room to myself, largely for the farting – freedom to and freedom from.

    Don’t you feel just a bit cheap headlining this story, Guido?

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  108. 286
    Anonymous says:

    what does Seb Coe have to say about this?

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  109. 287

    Off topic, but I can’t help but notice that above this entry, there appears to be an advert for an Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit.

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  110. 289
    Peter Fondleson says:

    SPLITTER

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  111. 290

    hi there hows it going

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  112. 291
    MP Botty Boy says:

    I’ve long known Hague is a bummist. The funny hair, constant awkwardness, interest in politics since age seven, claiming improbable bit of lad credentials “14 pints a day….”, silly baseball cap, etc.

    Ironically, its the gayer revelations that will kill him – its the hypocracy and nepotism promoting his lover without merit.

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  113. 293
    Alex says:

    Bit disappointed in you Guido to be honest – firstly, I’ve shared hotel rooms with several male friends and have never once felt the urge to do any of what you’re suggesting.

    Really did think you were better than this.

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    A bit of reality says:

    What is wrong with sharing a twin room? If they had sex then fine but sharing a bed is questionable but a room??
    It says more about the person questioning this than the person doing the action. Years ago families shared a bed. Its the PC Brigade gone nuts!

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  115. 297
    Lord Manhandlebum of youngBoy says:

    Nothing wrong with young firm buttocks. Mmmmm juicy.

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    Or White says:

    I said this before but it’s curious. William Hague has been a horrible homophobe over the years, openly decrying gays the right to adopt and making out as if he cannot stand the thought of them around children. His attitude to me (a straight) went beyond – I thought – mere policy into a realm of almost personal vendetta, that’s what it seemed like to me. Since he and his wife never had children, I figured it was blatant jealousy.

    So honestly it would come as no surprise if he were boning the lad to be honest, because the screeching homophobes are usually the ones with something to hide. It is also possible the whole thing has been misread and misinterpreted and that Hague is merely just chilling out a bit more in his dotage and mingling wit’ da gay bredren now it’s apparent politics is indeed, chock full of gays. If you can’t beat ‘em join em. Nice one, Hague! Good luck.

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    Anonymous says:

    Shirt lifters unite!

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    I do hope you’re ashamed.

    Just saying.

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    Anonymous says:

    Go write for the Daily Mail Guido, this is the sort of story Jan Moir revelled in.

    I’m gay, left leaning and appalled

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  120. 309
    Anonymous says:

    You.scum. Bag

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    Sheepo says:

    What, what,what on earth is it with Brit politicians? There is surely no other group of people on earth in which exists such a core of repressed homosexuals. Who was the butt fucker a few years ago who liked to take it up the ass from Rastafarians in public places?

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    dan says:

    guido you should take a look at francis maude mp especialy his relationship with a doctor sachendina who owns sussex health care dodgy or what

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  123. 313
    rich says:

    What a sleazy little blog. Quite creepy really.

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    mrjohn says:

    Whether or not he is a shirt lifter is neither here nor there.
    Employing someone with no experience is also not a huge issue, people have to start somewhere, and in this case it probably meant a fancy job title for “office boy”.

    Hague is a smart guy, it’s hard to believe he would be dumb enough to employ his current squeeze unless it is common practice. Maybe the Tories need a while to get used to being the main target for the scandal mongers’ attentions.

    I wonder what Anne Widecombe has to say about all this, give her a 12 inch ruler and 5 minutes with Hague and we’ll have the truth.

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  125. 315
    Teifion Felix says:

    Myers is only on £30k PA so not exactly the – giving a top job to someone without any qualifications – level of post is it?

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  126. 316
    mydogateit says:

    what a pathetic country we live in where this is news. . .

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    Anonymous says:

    I,m surprised that some people didn,t realise Hague enjoyed the chocolate starfish.

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  128. 319
    Anonymous says:

    Hope you’re proud of yourself. You’ve forced a man to admit an incredibly personal and tragic reality, namely the miscarriages of his wife. Well done

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    Why do you care about a guy’s sexual orientation?

    Christ, I thought our people were fucked up about sex (and they are), but this is fucking pathetic.

    No, really.

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  130. 321
    Richard says:

    I’d love to have Chris up the back end and William down the front! Mmmm yeah!

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  131. 322
    Dan says:

    Well done Guido talk about a story that will blow the roof of the house better than a few barrels of damp gunpowder

    Keep digging chaps where there is smoke there is fire

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  132. 323
    Anonymous says:

    i hear Mandy is looking for a new ‘driver’

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  133. 325
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it strange how this all comes out not long after he stands up in defence of BP against the yanks. Personally I don’t care much what his sexuality is. What concerns me is that one of our supposed allies may be playing dirty tricks on one of our ministers?

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  134. 326
    scotnat says:

    Guido Fawkes, you are a muppet. Next thing you will be outing all of those professional footballers who regularly share a room with another when they stay in a hotel before a match. John Terry and Frank Lampard perhaps?

    Bily Bremner and Graeme Sounness would have had your guts for garters!!

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      antony says:

      billy bremner was one sour faced, lying sdhit faced, double crossing, scottish bastrd

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        antony says:

        and as for souness, I once saw him in liverpool city centre, coming his hair in george henry lee shop window – he’s a fucking scottish twat too

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  135. 327
    antony says:

    This is what happens when the fascists take over the state – remember, we are all in it together – sometimes I despair at the fucking crassness of the british

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  136. 332
    Anonymous says:

    He should stop shagging FFion in the ass if he really wants her to get pregnant.

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  137. 333
    big brother bugs bilbo says:

    hey guido why not just bug their phones and post their heavy breathing here?

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