August 24th, 2010

Just Asking

Seems odd that young Christopher Myers (25) should go from driving William Hague (49) around his constituency during elections, where according to the Mirror, “although he never worked at Tory HQ in London… they became close during campaigns”, to become his third Special Adviser at the Foreign Office.

According to Peter McKay the FCO says the Foreign Secretary “needs another adviser because he has additional responsibilities, having bagged the Peter Mandelson title of First Secretary of State. Perhaps so, but Mandelson didn’t hire young friends as special advisers, so far as I know.” Quite.


344 Comments

  1. 1
    A Pensioner says:

    He looks like a nice boy.

  2. 2

    Hague clearly bends over backwards (forwards?) for his friends…..

  3. 3

    Oh joy. A shirtlifter. Is he from Marakesh?

  4. 4
    Huw Jampton says:

    Well done, Guido – this is exactly the reason we read your blog. No need further to explain.

  5. 5
    gutodafydd says:

    Let me ask plainly on behalf of the unknowing. Are you saying that William Hague is gay?

  6. 6
    William Hague says:

    I’ll drink you under the table Guido. 14 pints a night. Beat THAT.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    For the purposes of libel law, certainly not!

  8. 8
    Cupid says:

    All together now: Love is in the air, la la la la la …

  9. 9
    Steve Ovett says:

    He looks like Seb Coe.

  10. 10
    The straight choice says:

    Please don’t tell us that Willie’s been having us on all those years!

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Steakholder says:

    He’s as fit as a butchers dog.

  13. 13

    Can’t wait for the beast of Clerkenwell to take you up on that. Ask Tuscan Tony

  14. 14
    nick (dave's fag) clegg says:

    Oh dear, another Portillo scenario!

    Poor ffion!

  15. 15
    Mark Oaten says:

    Wow, I wondered how long till this one hit the mainstream.

    Role those dice Guido, but this will help nobody.

  16. 16
    The incestuous world of bloggers says:

    Why, is he another shirtlifter?

  17. 17
    Costumed Joke says:

    Jew hating homphobe.

  18. 18
    Ffion says:

    Now I understand why our marriage is still unconsummated.

  19. 19
  20. 20
    matty says:

    Good work Guido!

    Good ‘ole jobs for the mates.

  21. 21
    Michael Portillo says:

    You can go both ways – that’s my job!

  22. 22
    Andrew Sullivan says:

    He’s Willy’s Daily Dish.

  23. 23
    Sarah Beard says:

    There I was thinking I was the only beard in British politics.

  24. 24
    City of Vice says:

    Why do these supposedly astute politicians need so many ‘special advisers’ anyway? I thought administrative and technical ‘advice’ was given by the civil service, with the politicians applying their political skill and knowledge to matters of policy. If senior politicians don’t know what they are doing, or are supposed to do, then they should fuck off and leave the business of government to the grown ups.

    One of the reasons there has been so much bad law and bad policy has been coming out of Westminster for years is the influence of CV- building special advisors and policy wonks. If these tossers don’t come up with some half baked ‘bullshit de jour’ policy for some minister or another to spin they are effectively off the gravy train. In the meanwhile, we suffer the consequences of their nonsense.

    Less government, equates to more sense.

  25. 25
    Waste of money says:

    Knobhead!

  26. 26
    Julian Sandy says:

    GUY news?

  27. 27
    Gil, Sarah's special friend in Canterbury says:

    Ffion’s not my type. I love my Sarah.

  28. 28
    SamCam says:

    not while I’m face deep in Clare’s Quim

  29. 29
    Confused says:

    perhaps hes a useful member of staff for a very busy foreign secretary….oh is that just too simple ?

  30. 30
    City of Vice says:

    ‘bullshit du jour’ perhaps…whatever…SpAds are still full of crap

  31. 31
    SamCam says:

    and you’d be wrong as usual dear
    I’m off to get a faceful of Clare’s Quim

  32. 32
    old news says:

    only the idiots didn’t already know this

    just like with Osborne and Redwood and at least a half dozen others in the Cabinet

    it’s not called the brokeback coalition for nothing

  33. 33
    SamCam aka BrokeCack aka Bullingdon Dave says:

    Don’t you dare make fun of my Gordie! Waaaaah! I’m a whiny Liebore HQ pussy! Waaah! Sklush for me, Gordie!

  34. 34
    Polly twaddle will suck cocks in hell says:

    Just a thought but just perhaps the role is valid?

    (What is the obsession with Gay’s on this blog?)

  35. 35
  36. 36
    Manc CF says:

    The Daily Mail seems to like innuendo (or maybe it just doesn’t want to be sued). They ran a similar piece re Charles Hendry MP and his young rugby player aide who went to punch him at a bar at Conference after being allegedly drugged.

  37. 37
    Mr Matrix says:

    Did you bring the oranges?

  38. 38
    BillyBob - Charity begins at home!! says:

    Well bugger me, I did not have a clue, I am shocked and stunned at the allegations !!

  39. 39
    Jimmy says:

    Obviously prurience creeps in whenever an older man fills his office with an ever-changing coterie of young men of no discernible talent.

    Sorry what was this story about again?

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Would that be to kiss the gunner’s daughter?

  41. 41
    albacore says:

    You do know how to stir up sacks of worms, don’t you, Fawkes?
    The Mail article ends:
    “Mr Myers’s day-to-day boss is Mr Hague’s formidable £70,000-a-year special adviser and long-standing chief of staff, Arminka Helic.
    Described as Hague’s ‘blue-eyed Bosnian Muslim émigré’, she joined Tory HQ after fleeing Yugoslavia’s bloody ethnic conflicts in the Nineties.”
    So, Willie’s got his all-singing, all-dancing “Tyke Mafia” organised by a muslim asylum-seeker. That doesn’t gel too well with the innuendoes flying around here about what lights his lamp.
    Might one loosely describe Baroness Warsi, chairman of the Conservative Party (and unelected Minister without Portfolio last time I looked) as Willie’s (and Dopey Dave’s) day-to-day boss, do you reckon?
    The London Muslim blog (which I took a peak at on Googling Ms Helic) has an apposite heading:
    “”One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors”. Plato”

  42. 42
    TheFashionPolice says:

    FFS Is William wearing leather trousers?

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Like a sort of pushme-pullyou?

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Well the Blessed Maggie said that every one should have a willy.

  45. 45
    Cassandra says:

    Yes, it will be compulsory one day

  46. 46
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Err….

  47. 47
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Will Long Kesh do?

  48. 48
    Tapestry says:

    Portillo – Spanish for small rear entrance..

  49. 49
    Alf Garnett says:

    Surely it’s just a case of “driving Miss Daisy”?

  50. 50
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Cui bono?

  51. 51
    Sugar Daddy says:

    Absolutely, from driver to Special Advisor, it’s quite a logical leap and let’s face it, they do look so happy together too.

  52. 52
    Mr Plum says:

    Bloody hell, time to crack open another energy saving bulb

  53. 53
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    And what about Russell Brand, then?

  54. 54
    Muuurty's Ghuuurst. says:

    At the tender age of just 25, that young man will have lots of advice to pass on won’t he?

    Either that or his appointment confirms the old adage ‘Get yer end in, get yer friend in’

    My money’s on the latter.

    Twenty f*cking five FFS.

  55. 55
    Tapestry says:

    If we have proportional representation, one in three in the cabinet will be gay.

    Blair was said to be gay by Clarissa Parker Dickson, nicknamed Miranda by his work colleagues. Mandelson. Portillo. Under Labour it was called the Gay Mafia.

    Hague? Not sure. Good bit of innuendo. Not proof, or much evidence either way. I need more evidence before adding him to the list. Anyway consenting adults can do as they like.

    The real evil is paedophile. How come Madeleine McCann can just disappear into thin air? Governments across the EU seem remarkably relaxed about disappearing children – numbered at around 100,000 per annum? There is big money in child pornography and exploitation. Let’s expend our thinking time on that evil, and not things that are really not our business.

    Why are paedophiles no longer being jailed? Is this more of the Ken Clarke philosophy?

  56. 56

    All these inuendoes about bumbanditry are amusing, but perhaps a more apposite connection would be this:

    Within the ranks of a certain Sicilian-Italian business enterprise based largely in New York, getting appointed as the Godfather’s driver is considered a significant honour and sign that an aspiring employee is on the up and up.

  57. 57
    MI5 says:

    Mandy didn’t “hire young ffriends as special advisers” but he “planted” many homos in the civil and diplomatic service…

    More subtle…(but more difficult to get rid of)

  58. 58
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Well, some of those 7 years’ experience of adulthood include getting a job as a chauffeur before the age of 25, which is quite impressive as I didn’t think insurance companies touched the under 25s for that line of work.

    But I guess, in Hague’s little weaselly eyes, the taxpayer can afford the premiums.

  59. 59
    Lem says:

    I’d pay for the video – it would replace the worn Ollie Reed and Alan Bates naked wresting one as prize in the collection

  60. 60
    Russell Brand says:

    What about Russell Brand?

  61. 61
    Kered says:

    Jobs for the unqualified boys: Heads in troughs as usual at the taxpayers expense!!!!

  62. 62
    Taxfodder says:

    I don’t care if Westminster is infested with poooftah’s and dykkes as long as they don’t expect the UK Taxpayer to fund their squeeze, after all its bad enough having to fund it at the Palace!

  63. 63
    Kered says:

    Exactly.

  64. 64
    Uncle Monty says:

    Oh my boys, my boys…

  65. 65
    Yates of the Yard says:

    So why was a CCTV camera focused in on a wheelie bin that just happened to have a moggy dumped in it by a granny who was passing by?

    There is more to this than meets the eye.

  66. 66
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    In the interests of balance, perhaps we may note that John Colville (“Jock”) was also 25 years old when he became Assistant Private Secretary to Winston Churchill in 1940. Churchill was fond of Colville, as appears from the latter’s diaries. They stayed away together on a number of occasions.

    Are we therefore to deduce that they were also homosexual?

  67. 67
    Uncle Monty says:

    A GREAT Zappa song. Nowt to do with this post:

  68. 68

    In your dreams Jimmy, in your dreams.

  69. 69
    Who is that thug in the white shirt wearing the Roy Orbison's? says:

    Don’t be vague ask for hague

  70. 70
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    NO!
    A glass lifter

    Talking of incest give your regards to my sister
    Your mother
    Beast

  71. 71
    concrete pump says:

    I’d give Hague a run for his money, he prolly only drinks pissy bitter, give me 14 pints of Stella and a fucking great bowl of cheesy nachos over a 5 hour period and i’d destroy him.

  72. 72
    concrete pump says:

    Yep, did you bring the tights and a rope.

  73. 73
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Williams jeans are just sprayed on arent they?
    oooo and the pecs and specs
    You couldnt get more camp if you changed your name to Baden Powell , wore eye shadow and lived in a tent on Old Compton Street

  74. 74
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Oh dear, not looking after your cholesterol levels very well, Mr pump!

  75. 75
    David Laws says:

    That’s a little harsh, I am a victim of such mean spirited thinking, what’s forty thou’ between friends and lovers?

  76. 76
    william Hague says:

    Can you reccomend a cottage ?

  77. 77

    We should not judge this William Hague is entitled to do what he wants (I think)!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. 78
    Can't remember my moniker says:

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  79. 79
    concrete pump says:

    I wonder if young Chris told Billy-boy he’d look nice in a tight top.

  80. 80
    Mr Ned says:

    +1

  81. 81
    concrete pump says:

    ‘an older man fills his office.’

    That’s SO close to being very funny.

  82. 82
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m free!

  83. 83
  84. 84
    Eileen Critchley says:

    Changing the subject completely, could you imagine lying about your sexuality to make yourself more electable?

    What kind of person does such a thing in this day and age?

    What kind of person goes along with it?

    What kind of life is that?

    What kind of party membership still thinks sexuality is an issue?

    What would coverage of a situation like that say about the relationship between the press and the political elite?

    Anyway, back to Hague, well he is very busy so maybe he needs more help.

  85. 85
    Anonymus says:

    “who received a life peerage for his services to William Hague”

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Craven?

  87. 87
    concrete pump says:

    Cholestrol schmolestrol, i could eat lard on toast and not put weight on. My arteries are a different matter however, no numbness as of yet.

  88. 88
    Toilets MugLiar says:

    “according to the Mirror”…….

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!

  89. 89
    the old Dufflebag says:

    fair comment wasted by the stupid reference to ken clarke ffs

  90. 90
    Dave B says:

    Why doesn’t this story have any pictures of Ffion Hague?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-443579/Ffion-Hague-shows-support—lack-it.html

    Get your priorities right Fawkes!

  91. 91
    Anus Homo says:

    Does Hague don a fu-manchu mustache and go bumming of an evening?

  92. 92

    repeat.. (as in morse not correct, Guido)…

  93. 93
    Anonymus says:

    Il est un autre git en lunettes de soleil.

  94. 94
    Confused says:

    ok you were lying on gravel and got run over by a steam roller……….

  95. 95
    Anus Homo says:

    Fawkes is suggesting Hague dons a fu manchu mustache and goes bumming of an evening?

    Does he rub Lord Sebastian Coe down with essential oils and linament after a hard Judo session?

    ‘All that judo makes a man want to tear into another man’s anus’, said Lord Bumboy

  96. 96
    Sir Minge Campbells says:

    I saw two naked men wrestling once, I was most impressed

  97. 97

    oh come on Guido. Don’t you do morse?…

  98. 98
    Charles Kennedy says:

    Don’t be vague ask for Haig. Make mine a double

  99. 99
    Gordon Brown says:

    Pretending to be something you’re not is a disgrace. Luckily for me, I’m happily married to the love of my life.

  100. 100
    Mr Ned says:

    -.– — ..- / .- .-. . / … …. .. – / .- – / — — .-. … . / -.-. — -.. .

  101. 101
    Sir Minge Campbells says:

    I like his wraparound shades.
    If I am not mistaken they are the style young homosexuals wear of an evening, I am most impressed

  102. 102
    Mark Oaten says:

    Does anybody know if they have a glass coffee table at the Foreign Office in William’s ministerial suite?

  103. 103
    Sir William Waad says:

    Sometimes he is, but I have also seen him looking quite glum.

  104. 104
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    How very dare you.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hague-quashes-the-rumours-im-not-gay-ague-1255786.html

    If he said he wasn’t 13 years ago I believe him. He’s a politician you know.

  105. 105
    GrimeLord says:

    Hague: “I’m too sexy, for Milan, New York and Japan, I’m a model…

  106. 106
    Captain Oveur says:

    Tell me, Chrissie, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  107. 107
    Hugh Janus says:

    Yup, wrong picture Guido. Hague with his spray-on trousers and man friend, or the lovely Ffion going bra-less. No contest, surely?

  108. 108
    Mrs Dale says:

    I never suspected that Hague was a gayer. Should have realised that anyone who intimately gropes young men for sport has to have a bent gene or three.

  109. 109
    Lewis says:

    Nobody does Morse – he’s dead.

  110. 110
    william Hague says:

    Sounds like turkish delight to me
    14 pints a day and I dont mean beer

  111. 111
    Lil Olmey says:

    Stop pounding that key. You’ll go blind.

  112. 112
    Pauly,the enforcer says:

    worra yer gonna do,its the driver takes the first hit.

  113. 113
    Lady Fabricant says:

    That lad in the picture looks like Anthony Pickles. Is Hague being a trade thief again?

  114. 114
    dot dash-dot dash dot-dit dit dit-dit says:

    KTU/ARE/SHIT/AT/TTRSE/CTDE ,can you please repeat,signal keeps fading.

  115. 115
    Tony E says:

    If I understand correctly, this ‘special advisor’ is on the books at only £25K P.A. No special advisor is likely to be on a wage like that, a junior accountant level wage, working in central London.

    I imagine that the SpAD ‘title’ is merely the easiest way to describe him on the paperwork, I imagine that the civil service is so rife with leaks and Labour placemen (especially in the FCO) that Hague has simply hired someone he can trust entirely to carry out office functions which might prove sensitive if continually exposed to the media, such as arranging for sensitive documents to be copied for cabinet or exchanges of information or correspondence to foreign governments rather than use a civil service staffer.

    As for the other suggestions here and the inuendo, you would have to presume that the both men were not only more than friends, but also incredibly stupid. Having read Hague’s biography of Pitt the Younger I can assure you that the man is a long way from stupid.

  116. 116
    ha ha,legal confusion says:

    he’s gay,a very happy gay

  117. 117

    Is Mr Hague an exponent of the pink oboe? If so, then oor Ffion: she must he sick and tired of eating feathers.

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  119. 119

    “to the beard of my wife”, surely.

  120. 120
    PM Dave says:

    As an old Etonian when I want someone to sort out Foreign affairs I shout “Fag”

  121. 121
    tit says:

    maybe but his dick was found four fields away

  122. 122
    Rooster says:

    The cock is a cruel master.

  123. 123
    The Late Fred Elliott's Dog says:

    Woof!…I say Woof…..!

  124. 124
    Richmond Tyke says:

    Guido you are a bit slow on the uptake – everyone up here remembers that that a former Billy Hague chief staffer was openly happy.

  125. 125
    Ken Lorp says:

    I hope you will be making a statement to the house this afternoon …

  126. 126
    anonymous says:

    here it is in today’s Guardian –

    “Australian magistrate orders British F1 star to pay A$500 for ‘behaving like a hoon'”

    story on the front page – hoon HOON!! It’s official

  127. 127
    Ye Gods says:

    100,000,why isn’t it major news

  128. 128
    MI5 missed it having a shit says:

    FO.very sensitive post,soviets would have loved this once,probably still do.

  129. 129
    Anonymus says:

    Not to worry. Even if your arteries are 80% buggered, and you lose a few pints of blood, and you take an overdose of banned opiods, it won’t kill you.

  130. 130

    ’tis official.

  131. 131
    a serious question says:

    why would grown men want to grapple with each other in such a manner?

    it looks too easy to get an accidental bumming for my liking

  132. 132

    This is old news. The Telegraph has been sitting on this story for a couple of months with harder evidence. Gossip in the Village has hinted that Ffion has a lot in common with Sarah Beard. We do have a Parliament of whores!

  133. 133
    smoggie says:

    The two men remain close friends, with a shared interest in judo – during one of their bouts at the Budokai Club in Chelsea, Hague caused Coe momentarily to lose consciousness because of the strength of his stranglehold.

    Brings tears to one’s eyes.

  134. 134
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    Pretending to be something you’re not is a disgrace. Luckily for me, I’m happily married to the love of my life.

  135. 135
    W Hague says:

    OK I’m out

  136. 136
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Hi confused. My original missive was timed at 08:03 but, sorry to have to use Morse again, was — — -.. -.. . -.. . It has stayed that way since, despite Himself, hopefully enjoying his jollies, posting his own remarks here.

    I am still unclear as to whether that means that only I can see my comment or whether it is visible to everyone. I may not post it again in its original form so Morse seemed a useful alternative. God bless the Admiral for being about. Three bells in the Forenoon Watch.

  137. 137
    warafuckinlarf says:

    Got a taste for it maybe?

  138. 138
    in the ring says:

    It always does ducky.

  139. 139
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “granny”? Anyway. best ever comment on youtube:

    “Looking at her, I’m genuinely surprised that she doesn’t like pussies.”

  140. 140
    Engineer says:

    Careful – don’t spill all that energy, or you’ll have the Green Mafia demanding recompense.

  141. 141
    thick as thieves TaT the mad druggy schizo says:

    I am just about to get banned by the arch tory Guido Fawkes.
    Fawkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
    now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
    Fawkes is a tory fifth columnist.
    end of story.
    still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
    you lose, I win.
    VOTE LABOUR GUIDO IS TORY HQ STOOGE FFS
    FUCK THE TORIES VOTE LABOUR

  142. 142
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sorry Admiral. You should be able to read the original comment now. It has been ..- -. — — -.. -.. . -..

  143. 143
    Mr Ned says:

    Because it is illegal to report on what happens in Family courts.

    It is conveniently illegal to report any incidence of a good family being ripped apart and children being stolen from loving families to be placed with foster families or to be adopted for profit, or worse.

    Meanwhile children who are in harm’s way are left to be tortured to death, because too many social workers are out filling their quotas and picking kids to order, that they do not have the time to really look after the vulnerable and at risk kids.

    Add in the politically correct pressures of having to turn a blind eye to abuse taking place in ethnic communities because it is “part of their culture” and you have a picture of the social services child protection services which is not fit for purpose.

    It is not reported because it is illegal to do so.

    One can only speculate on the idea that it would not be reported anyway due to the self-censorship of the mainstream media due to the number of child-abusers in senior positions. Like the police, the judiciary, the NHS, social services etc.

  144. 144
    tat says:

    Don’t you dare make fun of my Gordie! Waaaaah! I’m a whiny Liebore HQ pussy! Waaah! Sklush for me, Gordie!

  145. 145
    smoggie says:

    In my day we’d hire nubile dolly birds as “go fers” not effete young men.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Not when they’ve got a berry cluster like what you’ve got ducky.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    Oranges are not the only fruit….

  148. 148
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    linky linky.

  149. 149
    concrete pump says:

    Clicked your moniker thinking nothing would come of it, but lo……tis real. A blog of the Vords.

    Got any upsksirt shots?

  150. 150
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    You’ll be implying I’m gay next
    like Ashcroft and David Davis already have

  151. 151
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes, I think she is quite clever. *** puts down ear trumpet ***

  152. 152
    smoggie says:

    hoons and bogans have been part of the Aussie vernacular for generations.

  153. 153
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes. We don’t want the wider world to begin to think that we are a gay dating site ffs.

  154. 154
    doesn't detranslate says:

    just gibbirish

  155. 155
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    Its a black eye for Judo

  156. 156
    I came I saw says:

    shit

  157. 157
    William Hague says:

    I’m not gay.

    What was the question?

  158. 158
    Ffion says:

    My Willie loves me.

  159. 159

    On a related note…

    Hey there people, I’m Billy Hague
    They say I’m clever but I’m just vague
    My office is vast, my pate is shiny
    I like catamites in my heiney…

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  161. 161

    Filthy Pump. The Vorderman is to be worshipped, not perved over.

  162. 162
    Viking Rapist says:

    don’t waste your time,shes a man hater,thinks em all pedos.

  163. 163
    Latest Load of Bollocks says:

  164. 164
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Mes pensées entièrement.

  165. 165
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Even as are the generations of leaves, such are the lives of men.

  166. 166
  167. 167
    FFS says:

    Why does your name start with two Fs? Did your parents have a stutter or something?

  168. 168
  169. 169
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Gay as a three dollar bill.

  170. 170
    Lurker says:

    Good point Tony. £25k does seem pretty low for political circles
    After all Richard Timney was on £40K just to write nice letters to the local Reddich papers about Jackie Smith
    Maybe they are just new to all this government lark. He’ll get a few allowances added soon enough

  171. 171
    Name Resolve says:

    Ffion = Foxglove,or digitalis to the chemically minded

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, but I’ve got a 1st in chemistry and I’m in the lab now!

  173. 173
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    But it’s the Grauniad. Must have meant to typeset ‘hono’.

  174. 174
    Steve Ovett says:

    It’s a nautical term referring to a small rear entrance for seamen.

  175. 175
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Wanna buy some?

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    I didn’t know Hague was homosexual. They’re taking over.

  177. 177
    boris the bullet dodger says:

    lol

  178. 178
    Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

    Not that difficult…

  179. 179
    RoyalSociety4ProtectionOfLightBulbs says:

    you’re nicked, you HOON

  180. 180
    Confused says:

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  181. 181
    Engineer says:

    It’s Welsh. Like Ffestiniog.

  182. 182
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Just pork a secretary; I did and got into the House of Lords !

  183. 183
    Righthickdick says:

    exactly and why not

  184. 184
  185. 185
    anonymous says:

    and FFFfuckin’ hell boyoh!

  186. 186
    The Establishment says:

    This site is vey GAY

  187. 187
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sorry old boy, can’t read your banter. Must be a mistral in s of f.

  188. 188
    The Golem says:

    Can appreciate your concern, I was always wary of the communal showers after sports at school. Useful insight into the inclinations of others though, the interest starts early.

  189. 189

    His missus kisses girls and likes it, or so she once sang…

  190. 190
    tin foil hat says:

    it’s paranoid ravings?

  191. 191
    Wily says:

    everyone loves a little wily

  192. 192

    And ffisting ffannies too lol

  193. 193
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Sarah brown has just ordered a new 4×4 its a snatch land rover

  194. 194
    bergen says:

    Perhaps it’s a story planted to enable him to speak at the Libdem conference on behalf of the rest of the coalition.

  195. 195
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ah! That is where you younger chaps are more in the know. It is interesting how ex-pats fossilise into how their country was when they left it. In my case I must have fossilised some fifty years before I was born. Too much time reading Bertrand Russell.

  196. 196
    Cassandrina says:

    At 25 years old what on earth can he “advise” on?
    Where the best London disco and girls hang out?
    Or is Hague in need of in awe bag carriers rather than astute advisors with real foreign affairs experience and knowledge?
    Too many questions so perhaps Guido should ask him?

  197. 197
    Expose em says:

    Yep.connections connections everywhere

  198. 198
    Enkata says:

    I’m a third Dan black belt in Bukkake and I dont remember seeing this lot in the dojo.

  199. 199
    The TV Licence says:

    He’s not fucking gay, stop spreading bullshit around.

  200. 200
    Average Whitey says:

    Ask Vlad ‘the impaler’ Putin.

  201. 201
    Dick the Prick says:

    Sex, innuendo & tittle tattle.

    Surely you lazy fuckers have work to do…

    So Billy Hague throttled Coe until he passed out? That’s a bit too homoerotic for normal behaviour. Anyway, i’ve got fucking work to do.

    C’est tres amusant!

  202. 202
    Mike Hunt says:

    No but the finest wines are available.

  203. 203
    Trev says:

    A dirty little post and of course neatly followed with the usual comments.

    And before you say it – Fek you too.

  204. 204
    The Tealeaves says:

    You will be when they are finished with you, you just don’t know it yet!

  205. 205
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    You need to be an arse bandit to become First Secretary of State nowadays (and an Honorary Archbishop as well, if you pass go)

  206. 206
    gordon brown says:

    Let’s get real. William doesn’t spend weekends with his wife, she was in pr he is a polirical obsessionalist and can’t father children and speaks with a funny accent. Hardly the profile for a pooter is it?

  207. 207

    They were out the back practicing their Shiri o kobushi moves, oh great teacher!

  208. 208
    Mark Oaten says:

    He’s right you know. Well, the EU stance was quite right.

  209. 209
    Former Treasury Chief Secretary says:

    So that’s why Hgue always sounds as if he’s gargling when he talks.

  210. 210
    Mr Matrix says:

    Yes but I forgot the plastic bag. Bugger!

  211. 211
    facts.Only facts says:

    So lets see his CV?

  212. 212
    Why CCTV a Wheelie Bin? says:

    Sky Breaking news.

    The wheelie bin cat woman has been identified and is now under police protection

  213. 213
    Mike Hunt says:

    or c’nt

  214. 214
    Mr Matrix says:

    Mind the mercury!

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    Community School = A euphemism for a shithole school no politician would dream of sending their precious little brats to.

  216. 216
    Ye Gods says:

    I had a comment here that seems to have vanished.

  217. 217
    Council Spokesbastard says:

    The cat should have been put into the blue waste bins, not the green wheelie bin.

    This is a serious offence.

  218. 218

    Do you mean ..- -. -.-. — -.. . -.. ?

  219. 219
    Richmond Tyke says:

    Anyone heard of Nickolas Gleave? Hague’s former Chief of Staff, judo chum and more.

    Come on Guido you must know.

  220. 220
    Croko says:

    Piss off Glitter

  221. 221
    Dick the Prick says:

    Sorry to bring proceedings to a desultory measure of, you know, admin. But the National Treatment Agency (NTA) has been scrapped, most local authorities are looking for savings and the CDRP (crime & disorder reduction partnerships – first fucking Act Labour did – Crime & Disorder Act ,1997) are looking like fucking turkeys in this spending review. Teresa May has already killed police targets. Boring stat alert – but the gummint only started recording booze stats in 2008 through the National Drug Treatment & Monitoring System (NDTMS) so how come all of a sudden there’s talk of tax?? Hows come, eh? Tossers. Anyway, back to boozing & smoking – think i’m boring myself.

  222. 222
    Oh the pain says:

    Lol

  223. 223
    no longer anonymous says:

    Almost a decade ago my history teacher told me that someone he knew “in the know” had told him about the Hague-Coe “situation”. My friends and I didn’t believe him. How wrong it seems we were.

  224. 224
    MI7 says:

    bullshit about it’s conspiracy

    google Marc Dutroux who was kidnapping kids and selling them to the european/middle eastern elite

  225. 225
    no longer anonymous says:

    Comment of the day so far

  226. 226
    also just sayin says:

    or shopping together as his dresser.

    http://www.prowler-stores.co.uk/

  227. 227
    Dick the Prick says:

    All fair points. But maybe he is employed to sort out tea & sarnies and stuff. Billy is foreign sec now and having a reliable bagman is fair do’s.

    Not that bothered if he’s batty – pretty successful Indian tour. Quite good job so far, really. Last time Millitwat was there the dumb fuck nearly started a riot.

  228. 228
    Pussy Galore says:

    Perhaps she thought it was cat litter and put it in the bin?

  229. 229
    Dick Brain says:

    Of course you’ll get away with it, no ones going to notice if its only 25k

  230. 230
  231. 231
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Problem is that a script here re-writes what we have put. See what is posted by you has no resemblance to what you probably typed. Your dahs have combined.

    So I will do it this way: dit dit dah / dah dit / dah dah / dah dah dah / dah dit dit / dah dit dit / dit / dah dit dit

  232. 232
    Dick the Prick says:

    Last time I was at that strip bar in Vauxhall that every single one of us have been to, my best chum called over the chubbiest one (who didn’t speak a word of English but she certainly understood the lingo!!) and proper romanced her and gibbered on about ‘you’re my favourite’ and stuff. Horses for courses, i guess!!! Feerreeaaakkk!!

  233. 233
    Guidos site as it was says:

    Succinct and to the point with wit.

  234. 234
    A Horseman says:

    It is great to be a lancer

  235. 235
    E Dict says:

    This was published by them first yesterday

  236. 236
    U Dix says:

    Fek yourself then

  237. 237

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  238. 238

    Best I can do….

  239. 239
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    They are doing those things that do not involve direct job losses first, it would appear. A few consultants may be dropped but they were not doing anything any way, ‘nonsultants’ we could call them, in the same spirit as ‘nonsultations’, the other day. Cheers, Mr Prick!

  240. 240
    Teaching for Exams says:

    Sky News: Parent told his child’s teacher that he was going to buy a copy of Macbeth that was the Eng lit GCSE play. Teacher says not to bother as they knew which 2 Acts would be covered in the exam and he would provide photo copies. No need to read and study the rest of the play.

  241. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Camp as a yellow duster!

  242. 242
    Mr Matrix says:

    One may deduce that a twenty five year old in that post at the time was an educated man. QED

  243. 243
    Mr Matrix says:

    Could you please send this in braille.

  244. 244
    Bye Bye Guido, it was fun while it lasted but now this place is just rubbish says:

    Jesus.

    Yesterday Guido and his cretinous readers were bashing women and today they are bashing someone by insinuating they are gay.

    What about having a go at people in the public sector who hire secretaries because they fancy them? Oh, you aren’t going to do a piece on that because you hate gays but don’t hate straight people.

    You are mentally deranged Guido.

    This place has just become a sad collection of jaded, old, rejected men who come here and form a circle to toss each other off and slag off homesexuals and women MPs because your own lives are so insignificant and inadequate that you have to attack others to make themselves feel better.

    Pathetic, isn’t it.

    This place used to be alright. Now it is just full of sad, racist right wing tossers whingeing all the time.

    I shan’t bother visiting any more.

    Reader numbers are declining every week which is no great surprise as this place is just a venue for racists and gay bashers and Guido is so dim he cannot see the writing on this toilet wall.

  245. 245

    As well the Dell man cometh: the keyboard’s about as much use as mouthwash to Gordon.

  246. 246
    worn out old carpet says:

    eek

  247. 247
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    If Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord could be a bishop, then we all can be bishops.

  248. 248
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Gordons special friend Konrad is also of a chosen north london type
    The tentacles of the Mossad?

  249. 249
    Hamo says:

    Aussie hoon

  250. 250
    you terrible c*** says:

    William Hague has the whiff of Uncle Monty about him

  251. 251
    Hissy Fit says:

    Missing you already.

  252. 252
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Its called having fun
    What do you say to that?

  253. 253
    concrete pump says:

    Devastating. How will this blog continue?

  254. 254

    Another earth shattering piece of “news”
    from Guido’s gay news team then.

    is Budokai like Bukkake ?

  255. 255

    I also like Haig…

  256. 256
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Had thought that ‘oor’ was an accent reference but now see you went for ‘p’ but nothing emitted. Given the subject nature of this page, I hope your Dell man’s arrival is in the more traditional sense.

  257. 257

    I’ve had to dump at least three cats in wheely bins after they were left decapitated on my lawn by our friendly urban fox – what else do the RSPCA think you can do with a dead headless cat?

    Love to know where old Reynard is leaving the heads, though…

  258. 258

    drat.”Hague” duh

  259. 259

    hear hear. Guido and his ego are soooo passe

  260. 260
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    I like Hague , Very witty good speaker .

    But if he is takin the piss then he should be hung !

  261. 261
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Have a refund and fuck off then

  262. 262
    Steve Ovett says:

    David Miliblanks hasn’t got a moustache but he does have a beard.

  263. 263
    concrete pump says:

    Is that cider starting to get to you?

  264. 264

    Quite so: my office is a zero emissions zone.

  265. 265
    dot dash-dot dash dot-dit dit dit-dit says:

    Dear Sir or Madam or whatever,please forgive us Guido windowlickers as it’s the silly season,I think you should sort out your PC mind as you appear to be suggesting something that has not been suggested,we will miss you if you go as we do need some PC people on this blog even if it’s just to wind up,please don’t give up your season ticket yet though as it’s stopped raining and the sun is out the wind speed is slowing down and it’s time to see what the sea looks like as the tide is now in.

  266. 266
    concrete pump says:

    Eeeuuurrggghh, you rotten bastard, i actually clicked on that.

    My eyes, oh my poor eyes.

  267. 267
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    FFS Guido he there to polish Williams head

  268. 268
    Blair's Paid Ego Parrot says:

    Oh lay me down on broken ground and need me
    With tender glance and loving hand,please feed me
    Sell it to The Sun for a hundred grand
    most likely.

  269. 269
    Bye Bye Guido, it was fun while it lasted but now this place is just rubbish says:

    Yes, I will be glad to leave but no-one gets a refund. Didn’t you know that you moron.
    I will leave you all crawling around in your own faeces.

    Beast of Berkwell,
    It is called having fun? Bashing gay people and women is your idea of fun?
    Says it all really. You sad sad man.

    Ta Ta.

  270. 270
    Sandy says:

    Here’s Philippa Stroud giving these dirty arse bandit sinners a right good thrashing, while Ffion Jenkins and Sarah Brown have gone to piccalilli to buy some rugs.

  271. 271
    Sion Simon says:

    The dogs bark and the caravan moves on as people say in Old Brummie Town.Farewell sweet storm-trooper. I’ll miss you,perhaps I never caught you and your Route 66 mojo motorcade.Prego.

  272. 272
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Is that binary big or little-endian? If Morse won’t work due to mod scripts, suggest try ROT-13…

  273. 273
    Mr Matrix says:

    SPAD

    SEX
    PERFORMED
    AFTER
    DARK

  274. 274
    Genghiz the Khan says:

    Will Brown and his crew like to spin the line that he is still a caring, sharing guy who is misunderstood? Chris Mullins doesn’t think so.

    “January 29, 2008.
    A graphic account of life at the frenetic court of Gordon, from A Friend In High Places. Rumours of tantrums, harassment of minions, chaotic micro-management and telephone-throwing are true.

    Gordon, she says, is perpetually exhausted, constantly micro-managing and takes disagreement personally (‘Why are they doing this to me?’).

    He fires off up to 100 emails a day, demanding answers on every subject under the sun. He is said to have written Chancellor Alistair Darling’s pre-Budget speech.

    On New Year’s Eve, with 30 guests waiting for him downstairs at Chequers, he spent the best part of four hours phoning all and sundry about the crisis in Kenya and then, instead of joining his guests, went to bed.

    By 7.30am on New Year’s Day he was back on the phone again. According to my informant, far from being groupies, the officials who came with Gordon from the Treasury are cynical.

    They recount overhearing him on the phone to The Man, flatly denying responsibility for negative spin, even as his agents – sometimes operating from the same room .”

    I look forward to that Hunt Brown refuting these dreadful pieces of gossip, or his review of these diaries.

  275. 275
    Lord Michael Caine says:

    “Hague has simply hired someone he can trust entirely”
    Ok but it looks very ‘gay’ to me.

  276. 276
    Sir William Waad says:

    I regard my life as being much more vivid and fulfilled than any politician’s but I have some sympathy with what you say. It is fun to contemplate politicians’ sex lives, though, because it kind of brings them down to earth, but it’s a trivial pursuit.

    “No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures” as the good Doctor said.

  277. 277
    Selohesra says:

    Are you still here bbgiwfwilbntpisjr? – I thought you were leaving on post 245

    I find (male) homosexuailty as repulsive as the next man but Hague is a damn site better than the last lot]

  278. 278
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Yeah, feck Bono and the Edge – sanctimonious twats.

  279. 279
    Sir William Waad says:

    Bravo that person!

  280. 280
    Guido Forks says:

  281. 281
    Otto Dix says:

    My, my, my… you’re as pretty as a picture…

  282. 282
    Sir William Waad says:

    Of course he can trust him. He never leaves his friends behind!

    Sorry.

  283. 283
    Mr Matrix says:

    They are on the wall of his lair. He has a stoat mate who is a taxidermist.

  284. 284
    The Pope says:

    Gays are sick and the inquisition will sort them out

  285. 285
    Mr Matrix says:

    What are you; some kind of communist?

  286. 286
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EUytEX_XkE says:

    methinks this is you.

    http://twitter.com/HackneyMatt

  287. 287
  288. 288
    Righthickdick says:

    don’t fret 245 you won’t be missed

  289. 289
    flaps win prizes says:

    But they both look like bull dykes. How does that work? -I thought one has to be like a boy (like the freak Yvette Cooper).

  290. 290
    Bootneck says:

    I heard that Bliar was known as ‘Matilda’ at Fettes – a reference to Hillaire Belloc’s poem which starts;

    Matilda told such dreadful lies,
    It made one gasp and stretch one’s eyes;

  291. 291
    Lord Mandy says:

    I know one when I see one.

  292. 292
    bum party says:

    Not one of his better insights. It should read:

    “One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by arse bandits.”

    Plato

  293. 293
    ono says:

    Social workers are casting agents for snuff movies. You will see them milling around in hospitals with court orders from Satanic filth judges, waiting for a baby to be born so they can snatch it and sell it to faggots.

  294. 294
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Thank you, kind sir.

  295. 295
    ono says:

    That shit says:

    ineeinereftalanceiiereaieeanneeaeencltillexeckxeaaliinearldeeeneetecaeaianiritaeecrearneinnceurceillinana

    according to: http://www.csgnetwork.com/morsecodedeconv.html

  296. 296
    Dick Tator says:

    Haven’t you gone yet?

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    No a triple 50 year amlt for me

  298. 298
    ron vibentrop says:

    That would explain having to come along side.

  299. 299
    Slotgob's Husband says:

    Maybe they are both bulls because they are gay lesbians?

  300. 300
    ron vibentrop says:

    That’ll be the entente cordial meaning that lime juice will be served in the marquee.

  301. 301
    ron vibentrop says:

    Ffion backs up a treat like all good Welsh girls and sheep.

  302. 302
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    And you took the bait and came back to reply to my post
    Ergo you didn’t leave but lurked reading replies
    It was just a big gay flounce
    Thats’s one of the many problems with p ooves ,you are so mauve

  303. 303
    ron vibentrop says:

    Who’s got the broom handle?

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    Is that the identity of the footy players with the gagging orders?

  305. 305
    Slotgob's Husband says:

    Quite right as we lefties say

  306. 306
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Hell’s teeth. I’m not sure which is worse; the corruption of the examination process, the ambivalence of the teacher to it, or the degraded state of our schools.

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

    Course he is. You wouldn’t voluntarily share a house with diddy man Alan Duncan unless you were also partial to a bit of marmite drilling.

  308. 308
    Dil Doe says:

    Georgina Baillie aka Mistress Voluptua loves to abuse men with her strap-on, so this must have suited him just fine.

  309. 309
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Don’t be silly, Guido, any fool can see that Chrissie Myers is Hague’s secret son. He’s the spitting image of his father.

  310. 310
    Auntie Flo' says:

    …from that heady week Hague spent in Sunflower, Mississippi ;o)

  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t little Willie a spad or adviser to Margaret Thatcher? he was certainly on the pay roll

  312. 312
    Former Treasury Chief Secretary says:

    ‘… the almost romantic tale of how – over a home-cooked curry with Ffion, chief of staff Seb Coe and best friend Nicholas Gleave at home in Yorkshire – his wife persuaded Hague to resign with honour intact is only partly true.’

  313. 313
    Former Treasury Chief Secretary says:

    My oh my, somebody has got their knickers in a right old twist. Is that you Polly’s David? Or maybe even Polly herself.

  314. 314
    Bye Bye Guido, it was fun while it lasted but now this place is just rubbish' nurse says:x says:

    The doctor has been called and shouldn’t be long.

  315. 315
    ffffffffffffion says:

    You know what cu m to think of it, I should have known before now as every time I gave him a blow job his cock tasted like Seb.

    I’m off to eat something tasty down in the valley’s

  316. 316
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Ffion will be ffucking ffurious

  317. 317
    Anonymous says:

    he is bummin him innit

  318. 318
    nurse de screens says:

    Time for your depot injection.

  319. 319
    Anonymous says:

    Not fair to blame the teachers. They have to work in the system the shit useless liblabcon ruling class dumped on them.

  320. 320
    Anonymous says:

    “it is just full of sad, racist right wing tossers whingeing all the time”

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  321. 321
    3Greens says:

    Didnt do Top Cat any harm.

  322. 322
    CybesVybes says:

    I don’t have a problem with what anyone does ‘in the dojo’, but I think it’s unspeakably revolting to treat the electorate with such contempt as to initiate and then perpetuate a humongous LIE – one that requires the collaboration of all and sundry in the political vicinity and even a fake wife. As for bankrolling the latest boy-toy at the tax-payers’ expense, that’s just beyond contemptible.

    If he’s gay – so what? But if he’s really is that much of a weasly liar – get him out.

  323. 323
    Anal Duncan says:

    Someone should contact Northallerton Young Farmers to see if they have any stories / photos of Dominant Willie…in a barn…a few years ago…with a flatmate.

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    I think Guido wants to have Hague!!!

  325. 325
    Bevanshite Smellie says:

    Little Willy has been grooming them for a while, like Tiberius before him – he calls the young ones his “minnows”.

  326. 326
    Bevanshite Smellie says:

    wot? shitty willy?

  327. 327
    Bevanshite Smellie says:

    Revival of the old Spartan pederasty system. The older man teaches the younger the arts of politics, philosophy, hunting and fellatio.

  328. 328
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    whats the big deal the other half of the coalition are all shitter splitters anyway

  329. 329
    Anonymous says:

    LOL

  330. 330
    Or White says:

    I like Portillo.

    He’s cool, especially when he’s sitting on Diane Abbot’s knee on that late late show.

    Noticed on his steam tour of Britain he was eyeing up one of the engine guards rather blatantly. You go, Mike! Do us proud.

  331. 331
    Or White says:

    This is really rude.

    Straight people have anal sex too.

  332. 332
    Or White says:

    Chill out.

    Gay = party time!

    You’d never need to work another day in your life.

    Celebrate.

  333. 333
    Or White says:

    That would be fine but he’s pretty much already got a bunch of tea and sarnies grunts anyway.

  334. 334
    Or White says:

    Vote Labour?

    There’s barely any Labour left to vote for!

    Though I do love Dianne Abbot.

  335. 335
    Or White says:

    Yes what consenting adults do is up to them. I’m with you on that.

    It’s just a shame that William Hague has been gleefully TELLING consenting (gay) adults what they cannot do thus far.

  336. 336
    Or White says:

    Too many uneccessary ‘oo’s and ‘k’s.

    Your comment is a strawman since the UK Taxpayer also consists of ‘Pooooooftahs and dykkkes’.

    And paying taxes at a higher rate than many of us meagre shlepping straight people as well (since they are way brainier and earn more).

  337. 337
    Or White says:

    Yeah yeah, and later on tonight you’ll be discreetly ordering one.

  338. 338
    Or White says:

    Oi!

    Gays made your fucking shoes, hat and cloak and they want ‘em back!

  339. 339
    Or White says:

    I with that.

    I don’t care that he’s gay, in fact I’d be pleased to see more gays around, they are generally charming people and very industrious.

    But he has attacked gays verbally for years and this would be highly hypocritical in light of this. If it were true.

  340. 340
    colstar says:

    Willie Haig’s a good orator but did the ‘new’ advisor simply misunderstand his friend when he asked him to get the ‘bull by the horns’ and ‘the bit between your teeth’ and to ‘bite the bullet’. They’re apparently all gay sayings for something or other, or the other.

  341. 341
    medicipopes says:

    Judo. Wax on. wax off. mmmm.

  342. 342
    ClosetTory says:

    Now he’s looking for a job, I’d have him as my “special” advisor.

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    Unmitigated, “muck-raking” rubbish. Pure Labour sleaze. It has been quite common for people to share twin rooms, when I was younger my best friend and I always shared a twin room when tarvelling/holidaying anywhere.
    Does not of the “sleaze merchants on this peurile thread have no compassion for MRS Hague, this poor woman has a history of miscarriages, thelatest one earlier this year.
    GET A LIFE. If all you are capable of is this “rubbish” you are pathetic.

  344. 344
    Petra Mandelsnake says:

    Looking at the dress sense in this photo it’s hard to work out who groomed who…


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