July 24th, 2010

David Davis Puts Boot in, Gives Cameron a Flogging,
Mocks “Brokeback Coalition”

The Boot & Flogger in Southwark is the perfect place for a free-marketeer to conspire, since it was until recently the only hostelry in the land that had the right to sell wine without having a licence, thanks to a charter granted by Queen Elizabeth I in 1567.

The FT’s offices are nearby and it was David Davis’ misfortune that an FT hack was there on Thursday to overhear him referring to the “Brokeback Coalition”.

Hardly startling revelations that right-wingers are not overjoyed that Downing Street seems to care more about fifty odd LibDem MPs than two hundred Tory MPs. Just read ConservativeHome and you will see the same sentiments there almost daily…


  1. 1
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Blimey, I was beginning to wonder if anyone got up on a Saturday, nowadays.

  2. 2
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    Another good reason why the bloggers on this site endorse Ed Miliband for Labour leader

  3. 3

    Samantha asked DC what he wanted for his birthday and he said he wanted a ‘cowboy outfit’, Sam replied, ”but you already have the coalition’.

  4. 4
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Bring back the one Tory who really matters.

  5. 5
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Post returned – wrong address.

  6. 6
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    But Gordon was the one on the rocking horse, and Prescott had the hat and boots.

  7. 7
    Lord Envious of Avarice says:

    But dave and nick aren’t gay are they?

  8. 8
    Chris Huhne says:

    That’s very good, and so true

  9. 9
    Martin Day says:

    Are you referring to Jeffrey Archer?

  10. 10
    Nick2 says:

    It’s obvious; Cameron NEEDS the Lib Dems to have a coalition, for political camouflage & burden-sharing (it’s not just us Tories, we’re natural allies). The number of ‘old’ Tories (or those with traditional Tory principles) may exceed the number of Lib Dems, but their views hold no appeal to most Tory voters, let alone those of other parties.

    Although a strong admirer of David Davies’ political integrity, I wonder if giving the FT ammunition & evidence of Tory backbench MP disaffection will help the Tory party.

  11. 11
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Really, Mr Postman, you keep on delivering to the wrong address. No one here called Mandelson.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    The man should be flogged and booted out of the party.

  13. 13
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    No, let Ed Balls stay.

  14. 14
    Jim Royal says:

    Misfortune my arse!
    Braying, at the top of his voice, in a watering hole frequented by hacks, smells like the opening salvo in a challenge.

  15. 15

    Fantastic boozer. I was seriously refreshing myself there on Tuesday afternoon


  16. 16
    Ctesibius says:

    Davis is a loser

  17. 17
    lola says:

    DD isn’t a ‘right winger’ – he’s just left of Davenick and New Labour. How can believing in liberty and autonomy and human action be ‘right wing’?

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Blimey! I nearly voted for Davis.

  19. 19
    Davis is hero says:

    Davis connects with ordinary voters in a way the posh triumverate of cammo, osbourn and clegg could never do.

  20. 20
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Ye Gods – the Quote of the Day says it all ….. NuLav “going through the motions”. Yes they certainly do, especially on Clapham Common. and please, no Mark Oaten contribution after this one.

  21. 21
    Rock Hudson says:

    and he’s straight. straight-talking.

  22. 22
    Alastair Campbell says:

    the three poofs?

  23. 23
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    I think Anonymous was referring to David Cameron.

  24. 24
    EasyRider says:

    I see that Grumpy is already on the case!
    The Brokeback Coalition
    Oh dear.

  25. 25
    Casanova Clegg says:

    how dare you? I’ve had 30 conquests.

  26. 26
    David Davis says:

  27. 27
    do you have to be a homo to be in the elite? says:

    said Brokeback Billy.

  28. 28

    I just love the paragraph below written by Dan Hodges – It’s from the same article on Labour Uncut which is Guido’s quote of the day.

    ‘Ed Milliband, meanwhile, has been plunging in knives, daggers, scythes; anything he can get his hands on. David’s copped it, the other leadership rivals have copped it, Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson, the New Labour Project. Anyone or anything standing in the way of ‘Eddy Kruger’ is put to the sword. So virulent have been his assaults on the policies within the last manifesto that I shudder to think what will happen if he ever catches up with the guy who wrote it.

  29. 29
    P. Doff says:


  30. 30
    SamCam says:

    does that make me a beard?

  31. 31
    Todger says:

    Can’t understand why David Cameron’s Liberal party should care a stuff about the Tory backbenchers. We have a Liberal government and the Torys should get over it

  32. 32
    Gordon McJobby says:

    Dan Hodges writes…

    “This leadership election is dire. The candidates are exhausted. The contest is mired in tedium. There is lots of sound, but precious little fury. We are a beaten party going through the motions, and it shows.”

    And I eat nine bananas a day!

  33. 33
    JFK says:

    not exactly fucking Camelot, is it? you Limeys are a bunch of fucking fags. how is Gordon by the way?

  34. 34
    Camerons sister Clare and her 'best friend' SamCam says:

    according to Davis it does

  35. 35
    Billy the Kid says:

    come out, Fawkes! we know you’re a ‘Brokeback Cowboy’ too.

  36. 36
    septics are retarded says:

    hows the chimp Dubya?

  37. 37
    Trev says:

    Davis is bonkers.

    His libertarian agenda is being carried out and some of the biggest supporters are LDs.

    He has only himself to blame for being where he is. And now of course he will stay there.

    If this coalition is so bad for the conservatives why do we see endless reruns of stories saying what is in it for the LibDems?

    Is ConHome past is sell by date.

    The more we hear from Tim Montgomerie the more thick and bonkers he sounds.

  38. 38
    Alastair porn-writer Campbell says:

    So let me get this straight, ha ha!

    According to Davis the British electorate have voted to replace one set of poofs – Brown, Blair and Mandelson – with another set of poofs – Cameron, Clegg and Osborne.

    Now that, to coin some dude’s phrase, is change I can believe in!

    Dontcha just love the British Establishment. More fairies than Hamley’s grotto.

  39. 39
    statechaos says:

    What the Tory right-wing have got to remember is that the electorate did not want them to form a government. A lot of people thought they ‘agreed with Nick’ and most people, of whatever political persuasion, thought that DC would make the best PM. That is what we have got now in this coalition, and if we vote for PR then we will always have coalition governments in the future, with no room for either the far right or the far left.

  40. 40
    Charles Hawtrey says:

    I like it, how many bummers are in Govt posts now?

  41. 41
    thomas crapper says:

    It’s a marriage of convenience is all.

  42. 42
    Charles Hawtrey says:

    At Public school its no more different or abnormal than taking Latin at O-level for gods sake.

  43. 43
    Jim Royal says:

    Politicians are all fucking cowboys.

  44. 44
    Charles Hawtrey says:

    Who would do it, I reckon Davis could kick anyones ass in the party, rather than bumming it.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Hmmm….I wonder how the court case is going for those 3 labour MP’s caught fiddling.

  46. 46
    Fabio Capello says:

    I,er think the inglesi are, how you say, great,er big fucking poofs. especially that fat baldie guy, Rooney.

  47. 47
    Charles Hawtrey says:

    Harold Wilson was more right wing than Cammo

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    “Davis connects with ordinary voters in a way the posh triumverate of cammo, osbourn and clegg could never do.”

    Does he fuck.

  49. 49
    the gay alliance says:

    We just can’t get enough of poofs running the country can we? We certainly need more hairdressers and interior designers, that’s for fucking sure.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    No, he’s a right minger. Now do one.

  51. 51
    memory loss says:

    and the tory lords

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    David Davis is not a true right wing – no true Conservative right winger would watch a movie about gay cowboys or understand the cultural reference.

    Now Conservative right old whinger might work – maybe Guido spelt it wrong.

  53. 53
    the westminster village people says:

    Politics is showbiz for ugly gayers, ask Nick Brown for starters.

  54. 54
    Blue Labour says:

    Davis is a Conservative

    Dave is a Blairite

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Could it be be a little jealousy creeping in with David Davis, wasn’t he one of the ones that stood for the Con leader, Cameron is considered the acceptable face of Con Party, if he was not leader and some very right winger was leader the Cons would not be in power and true three way split would have occurred, or even Gordoom of McBust still back in power, GULP!

  56. 56
    Gordon Brown says:

    how very dare you! my friends in C.Cod think I’m quite a dish*.

    ed. note: Massachusetts slang – dish = c’unt.

  57. 57
    zzzzz says:


  58. 58
    heir to blair says:

    at least davis isnt a wet liberal lefty wimp like wavy davy and his arsebuddy nick

  59. 59
    The Ghost of David Kelly says:

    Can’t have Davis An Englishman incharge, What about the revolting Scots.
    No best keep to the status quo, with a jock and a Duchman rulling over us.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Search for name Mandelson here, Mr Postman:


    redirect to:
    C/O Blair, Leahy (alt Brokeback team)

  61. 61
    Four Eyed English Genius says:

    I expect he does!

  62. 62
    Dan Druff says:

    Yes, but the only decent politics in this country is either far left or far right. The rest is just a job.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:


    “No one seriously investigated; no one asked uncomfortable questions of Mr. Brown, Mr. Blair or the man at the center of several of these supposed “deals,” Mr. Peter Mandelson, now an EU Commissioner.”

    Excuse me sargeant. is there a detective on duty?
    I have a complaint to submit.

  64. 64
    Penfold says:

    “Brokeback Coalition”.

    Probably explains what that little darling Simon Hughes wants nothing to do with it.
    Afterall he was the only swinger/flip flopper in the party, now Huhne has got his AC/DC girlfriend and everybody else wants to get mounted up.
    Poor chap, left to cruise around in his little london taxicab.

  65. 65
    Martin's Day says:

    Yesterday I got up, spanked my little monkey all over a picture of Gordon Balls and then wondered if I would ever do a decent days work. Then fish fingers for lunch, more monkey spanking over the Guardian, four hours on a park bench then home to mummys to check on how my modest trust fund is getting on. An evening in front of my DVD of Labour conferences then bed.

  66. 66
    Dan Druff says:

    When the coalition collapses and the Tories look for a new leader it will be Davis’s turn. Facing a Labour party led by Balls. The two unacceptable faces of politics.

  67. 67
    Dr Bananas says:

    Davis is an idiot, as he has proved many a time.

  68. 68
    Penfold says:

    Mandelsons’ had plenty of that..

  69. 69
    Mandy says:

    It’s disgusting. This homophobia gets everywhere.
    Anyone for Brokeback Coalition?

  70. 70
    Blair's war says:

    I’m afraid Cameron’s performance in America and his concession to review why the UK released the Lybian bomber demonstrates he is lining himself up after politics- the senate and Obama should not question another sovereign state in this way as if we were subserviant to them- they should be politely be told to get stuffed.

  71. 71
    sly and the gsang says:

    Who would want to sleep with the ugly get unless they were blind and very well paid?

  72. 72
    50 Calibre says:

    It ain’t what you say, it’s that way that you say it.

    This bloke Davis is a pain in the arse, full of shit and self-importance. Good job he’s not Home Secretary.

  73. 73

    Political movies.

    Brokeback Coalition – Nick Clegg
    The Damned Unite – Derek Simpson
    Honey I shrunk the economy – Gordon Brown
    The poodle has landed – Tony Blair
    The Son of SamCam –
    Apology Now – Michael Gove
    Silence of the lambs – Ed n’ Dave Miliband’s time in cabinet.
    Clockwork orange – Peter Hain.

    Where is Peter Hain? Has he died?

  74. 74
    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    It’s clear Davis is far happier with the pure idealogy of opposition than the messy compromises of power.

    Hard to believe this self important talking head was close to taking control of the party five years ago.
    He and the super morbidly obese, ginger whinger Heffer, should look at establishing a new party which is focused upon tailoring policies for the world as they want it to be.
    Living in a fantasy world is more enjoyable, than the ghastliness of reality

  75. 75
    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    The Third Man – Little Lord Sodomite

  76. 76
    David Cameron must make a full apology to the RAF for insulting their dead says:

    Er, two points:
    1) thick as thieves doesn’t post here anymore.
    2) if he did he wouldn’t post retarded comments like the one you are referring to.
    I think that covers everything.

    And it is interesting to note that David Cameron was so busy crawling up the American establishment’s backside that he proved himself to be so very ignorant of the fact that it was this great nation, Great Britain, which stood alone against Hitler’s Nazis and in doing so saved Europe from fascist domination.
    If you ask me, if our brave and selfless airmen had not successfully prevented the Nazi war machine from occupying Great Britain in 1940 the Americans would have done a deal with Hitler. I have no doubt in my mind they would have agreed terms with the Nazis.
    After all, IBM was supplying the Nazis with machines to count and categorise concentration camp victims and the Americans also allowed Nazi propaganda to be shown in New York cinemas in 1941.
    The Americans also had military rallies in American cities headed by soldiers carrying flags bearing the Swastika.
    America was definitely going to do a power sharing deal with Hitler and would have done so if it were not for us winning the Battle of Britain.
    They must have been really pissed of that we successfully defended our shores.
    So, far from us being the junior partner in the relationship with America, this country not only saved Europe from fascism but we also, against the wishes of the Americans, prevented the whole world from being run by the Nazis.
    As far as the Second World War goes, the Americans were just johnny come lately turncoats who waited to see which way the wind was blowing before deciding which side to back.

  77. 77
    Lord Mandelscum of rent de bois says:

    Yes, ducky

  78. 78
    Notahopeinhell says:

    After being invisible at Westminster for 2 months ( but still taking the salary ) Gordon has popped up in Kampala , of all places , and is addressing The African Union, whatever that is .

  79. 79
    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    He’s in his element rubbin shoulders with despots, tyrants and tin pot-dictators who’ve shattered their economies through recklessness, and an insane belief in their genius.

  80. 80
    Princess Mandy, the third man says:

    There are three people in this marriage.

  81. 81
    PissedasaParrot says:

    David Davis busted flush long time ago when forced his re-election contest on the public to make a point that was already conceded by labour. Good heart but old school now.

  82. 82
    gerry says:

    “Er, two points:
    1) thick as thieves doesn’t post here anymore.
    2) if he did he wouldn’t post retarded comments like the one you are referring to.
    I think that covers everything.”

    1) He doesn’t have to post here anymore you dumb fuck, it’s a tribute.
    2) Tat posted retarded comments on a daily basis, arsehole.
    I think that covers everything.

  83. 83
    the old Dufflebag says:

    hes gone to the ‘once you’ve had black you never look back conference’.

  84. 84
    Is Thatcher dead yet? says:

    We are a grandmother.

  85. 85
    Cleggerhump says:

    he’s fucking this country up.

  86. 86
    Cleggerhump says:

    They are more minge haters as well,thats what brings in the dick haters.we need to get rid of all the fags and dykes.I understand a thousnad miles out at sea works well

  87. 87
    Maximus says:

    Novel to see a utopian here

  88. 88
    David Cameron must make a full apology to the RAF for insulting their dead says:

    Er, Gerry, three points:
    1) buy a bar of soap
    2) wash your mouth out.
    3) show more respect to your betters.
    And it is interesting to note that you didn’t challenge any of the points made in my post.
    Maybe you are too dim to understand them?
    That will be all.
    Christ, what an arsehole Gerry is!

  89. 89
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Broke and thedebtmounain

    Lets face it we are all getting f***cked by these tossers

  90. 90
    Arthur Scargill says:

    I#m more right wing than Camerwanker

  91. 91
    Is Gordon a shirt lifter? says:

    You are a nonce.

  92. 92
    heir to blair says:

    he has Conservative principles unlike the wet fart heir to blair call me dave

  93. 93
    The Tories Slit Thatcher's Throat, remember? says:

    Thatcher died in 1990.
    She was assassinated by the Conservative party.
    Now they have a leader who is a housing benefit cheat and who disrespects British airmen who died in the Second World war by demeaning their successful efforts to protect this country against the Nazis.
    What a fucking carry on, eh?

  94. 94
    David Laws says:

    Yewww hooo!

  95. 95
    gerry says:

    That’s because I agreed on the whole withe the points you made about the Yanks tat, you utter cuпt. Now go and have a blub, you’ve embarrassed yourself as per fucking usual.

  96. 96
    jerry says:

    Cameron was born in London and brought up in Berkshire you stupid c’unt

  97. 97
    Maximus says:

    Old fart, the allusion is to yoof-speak, where ‘gay’ roughly translates to ‘useless’.

  98. 98
    AC1 says:

    Leave my gilrfriend alone gerry FFS.

  99. 99
    Do not feed the mongsl says:

    Good day mongs.woke up yet?Still getting robbed I see. Well now you voted the tealeafs back in now they think it’s time to rump you hard.Back to sleep now muppets

  100. 100
    Who Killed Thatcher? Was it the opposition? No Was it the Unions? No It was ofcourse the Tories FFS! says:

    So you are a member of the New Conservative party of modernisers.
    Now where have I heard that before?

  101. 101
    zzzzz says:


  102. 102

    i like gobbling crackhead tramps for cider money

  103. 103
    David Davis says:

    Obviously I’m not progressive enough for you, there’s no such thing as old or new in politics its all been done before, the rest is just window dressing.

  104. 104
    David Cameron says:

    how very dare you! my liberal friends in the cabinet think I’m quite a dish*.

    ed. note: Eton slang – dish = chutney ferret with his face drenched in spunk

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    You lost David. You made a limp, lifeless nomination speech as if you had it in the bag anyway. The history of politics is littered with embittered losers. Show some grace.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    mornin tat

  107. 107
    David Cameron must make a full apology to the RAF for insulting their dead says:

    please refer to point 3 that I raised with you earlier.
    Please pay more attention to responses before you start ranting, eh, Gerrry?
    And who is this tat you keep going on about?
    I am a new poster here who only happened to stumble across this blog the other day.
    I do not appreciate being ranted at by fucking lunatics like you Gerry so watch your fucking step you c unt.

    And you can fuck of too AC1. I may be a new poster here but I have been quick to realise what a fucking twat you are.

  108. 108
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    Oh, hark at the bitch!
    you weren’t saying that to me on the yacht were you sugarlips?

  109. 109
    Nurse, quick, help the spastic please! says:

    Matron, quick, the spastic has fallen out of his wheelchair and onto the keyboard.

  110. 110
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    I’m free ducky!

  111. 111
    Theresa 'token woman' May says:

    it’s safe in my hands

  112. 112
    Dave 'junior partner' Cameron says:

    Mmmmfffff!! ##sluuurp## quite right….Ghhhmmff #lick#….now if you will excuse me I’m still sucking Obamas cock

  113. 113
    Are the comments fucked up already FFS? says:

    Yes they are!

  114. 114
    Dick Scratcher says:

    1. Davis did a shite leadership campaign.

    2. A Newnight editor commissioned Frank Luntz to do a worm on the candidates.

    3. Luntz then did his usual gushing crap…”Oh my God, this is the best / worst I’ve ever seen…this is unprecedented…the choice is clear…etc”. (This is before most people knew that he is a vacuous gobshite.)

    4. Tory members voted for Dismal Dave.

    5. A nationalist populist Davis party would have pissed the election – there would be no coalition.

    6. Junior partner? Absolutely – a fucking Yank decided our PM.

  115. 115
    the "Big Society" is Blairite bullshit says:

    a small pile of monkey shit could have beaten the hopeless crackpot Brown
    but call me Dave couldn’t even do that much

    call me Dave is so bad he failed to even get a majority against the worst PM in decades during the worst recession in decades

  116. 116
    Bullingdon Bumboy says:

    Nope. Dave’s a chutney ferret.

  117. 117
    Bearded Tit says:

    http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK: “was up bright and early to see Gordon off on trip to Africa – so delighted that African Union prioritising mat and inf health this year”
    about 22 hours ago via web

  118. 118
    No real choice anymore! says:

    The whole fucking parliament is a coalition if you ask me and has been since WWII, and after the cold war has been gathering more and more in to the centre.
    Their all fucking wet liberals now, I wish they’d be more honest instead of saying “I’m left or right of centre” why don’t they say “I’m a right/left wing liberal”?
    Its a real one party state we have here and anyone too far away from the centre ground is sidelined and labelled a commie, nazi or neocon.

  119. 119
    No real choice anymore! says:

    You’ve got a good point there.

  120. 120
    Dhimmi Dave. says:

    Palestinian tycoons with Libya links behind Tory donations


  121. 121
    Stalin Awakes from a Long Sleep says:

    Revolution version 2 point 0 brothers & sisters!

  122. 122
    The BBC says:

    Can I play too!
    please please please please please please please please please please please please me NEXT!!

  123. 123
    Max says:

    Why is he there and who is paying for it? What is the connection with Kirkcaldy?

    Did the African Union invite him before he lost the election so they thought the British PM would be coming? Does his former chum Barry O’Bama know he is dissing him to the Africans?

    Did he arrive late and will he be leaving early?

    I think we should be told.

  124. 124
    Bigoted Woman (Just bought a pint of milk) says:

    And what’s with all these wet liberals coming over in to the Tory party and getting all right wing all of a sudden eh Gordon, and how many of them have jobs in government too, their fucking everywhere!

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    that’s just shit pal
    try harder

  126. 126
    Lord Tom of Leamington says:

    Nail hit firmly on the head

  127. 127
    David Cameron (Call me PM) says:

    But I want a medal like Tony and a $100,000 golden freemason nudge nudge wink wink handshake!

  128. 128
    Lord Tom of Leamington says:

    Davis is a twat and up his own arse

  129. 129
    Mandy (looking for a rent boy) says:

    Hiya darlings, someone mention me?

  130. 130
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Mugabe must be grooming his successor.

  131. 131
    Lord Tom of Leamington says:

    now now children

  132. 132
    Obama The second coming says:

    So shit you just had to post a comment telling me so, deary me!
    I suggest you go forth and purchase a brand new HD TV, tune it in and kneel and worship me.
    For I shall tell you what morals to have, what to think, what to do and how to do it every fucking day of the week and force you to pay for it!
    Hahahahahahahahahaha, the British public are a bunch of fucking sheep and I am the fucking sheep dog!

  133. 133
    Max says:

    But the maternal and infant health module of the AU conference finished on the 19th July and so McDoom would be a few days late for this, Sarah.

    Sounds like he’s there for the Infrastructure module (PIDA, 24th July) except if you download the agenda and media brief from http://www.africa-union.org he is not even mentioned. Not at all. Nil. Zip.

    Possibly co-incidentally, you can download from the same website an invitation to most of the modules. Did McDoom invite himself, Sarah?

    I think we should be told.

  134. 134
    Chavtastic says:

    init tho!

  135. 135
    Ear Trumpet says:

    Speaks loudly in a drinking hole known to be full of FT journo’s. Did he want to be quoted?

  136. 136
    Tony says:

    Er, what? Is this a joke one or are you serious?

  137. 137
    Tony says:

    why, didn’t the very same Ed Milliband write it?

  138. 138
    filipinomonkey says:

    Small point, they didn’t decide anything, Hitler declared war on them after Pearl Harbour. Just about the stupidest mistake he made as it was by no means clear they would have joined in in Europe concentrating on the Pacific instead.

  139. 139
    Tony says:

    I’ve seen no evidence of decent far left politics. Ever. Anywhere

  140. 140
    D-Anne Abbbbottt says:

    Hear me now, there’ll be no batty boys in my cabinet. Booooyaka booooyaka. Respect.

    Vote Rasta – Vote Abbbbottt. Ya man!!

  141. 141
    Tony says:

    you’re forgetting the 13 years labour used to rig the system. It certainly wasn’t a fair fight

  142. 142
    D-Anne Abbbbottt says:

    F**k off batty boy.

    Hear me now – I iz off to watch Cool Runnings again. Boooyaka boooyaka!! Raaaaasclart. Brrrrrap brrrrrrrap.

  143. 143
    David Laws says:

    Now now girls, you know full well the only winners out of us arguing amongst us selves is the British public. Remember the pedos did it in the catholic church so we can do it in Westminster.

  144. 144
    Mr Ned says:

    He is on the libertarian right, rather than the authoritarian right. He is much more right wing than Cameron.

  145. 145
    The TV Licence says:

    Yeah, this is still post new Labour times really, change is slow and takes years to accomplish. That fucking BBC needs a damn good clear out!

  146. 146
    Dr Phil says:

    Fuck off to bed then and stop sleep typing you mong!

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    Dr Phil says:


  148. 148
    Guardian Reader looking for a job says:

    Fuck off Scargill you racialistic NAZI twat!

  149. 149
    The Ghost of David Kelly says:

    Cough cough, that’s “stupid dead murdered c’unt” if you don’t mind, get your facts right!

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    Mandy (board alone at home) says:

    Any men at a lose end today and if you have nothing else better to do can pop round to my place and fuck me in the arse. Now I know you want to fuck me, and I know that you know that I know that you want to fuck me. So come on boys lets stop pussy footing around and start fucking!

  151. 151
    D-Anne Abboott says:

    Back in da Caribbean we hang da batty boyz, cos we Caribbean queens will go to the wall for our kids!

  152. 152
    more films says:

    Whisky Galore – C.Kennedy
    Raging Bull – J.Presclott
    Psycho – Broon
    The Lady’s Home Vanishes – Uddin and Jackboots
    The Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie – Mandlescum

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    Dave lost too
    one of the easiest elections to win in decades and he couldn’t even manage that
    so now he’s only PM because the loony lefty liberals are keeping him in power

    You ran a limp, lifeless nomination election campaign as if you had it in the bag anyway. The history of politics is littered with shit PMs. Show some balls Dave you wimp

  154. 154
    Their all at it you mong! says:

    and the Lib dribble mongs, don’t for get them!

    Anon is mentioning that fact here that everyone else took it on the chin and these three c’unts are the only ones with the arrogance to go to court and argue the toss!


  155. 155
    Rather Concerned says:

    Didn’t Jeffrey Arsehole have judo ‘sessions’ with Lord Coe in his basement?

  156. 156
    Blue Lady says:

    ‘What the Tory right-wing have got to remember is that the electorate did not want them to form a government’

    Oh yes they did. Cameron got more votes than Blair did in 2005 who then went on to form a Government with a healthy majority. So if the electorate didn’t want Cameron in 2010, they certainly didn’t want Blair in 2005. In fact if the English had their own Government like the Scots, Blair would have been booted out long ago. It’s only thanks to the celtic vote and the biased voting system in Labour’s favour that we’ve had to endure a Labour Government ever.

  157. 157
    retard watch says:

    did the tory lords plead guilty?

  158. 158
    jerry says:

    are you fucking braindamaged or just very slow?
    those are well known facts about Cameron.you were caught lying
    Jeeeesus Christ! what a cretin

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Which do you mean: Dave or David?

  160. 160
    spot the chav says:

    fuck off spastic

  161. 161
    call me Dave the wimp says:

    Dave is a twit and up Cleggs arse

  162. 162
    nutterwatch says:


  163. 163
    the "Big Society" is Blairite bullshit says:

    and you’re forgetting how bad the economy is and how bad Brown is
    call me Dave failed to get a majority where others would have walked it

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    who’s the shit PM and Blairite brokeback coalition leader who failed to get a majority against Brown ? that would be Dave the heir to Blair, dumbo

  165. 165
    Andy Hunter says:

    “..the only hostelry in the land that had the right to sell wine without having a licence, thanks to a charter granted by Queen Elizabeth I in 1567.”

    Do also try Gordons Wine Bar Villliers Street at the bottom next to Emankment Station! This is the *other* only hostelry in the land that had the right to sell wine without having a licence, thanks to a charter. I know because I saw a copy of it on the wall over 30 years ago. Used to have excellent sherry then. Chin Chin.

  166. 166
    The Brokeback Coalition says:

  167. 167
    Brokeback Cameron says:

    have you seen my boyfriend nick ? isn’t he dreamy?

  168. 168
    Miguel Portillo says:

    Ohhhh do behave darling!!

  169. 169
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Don Quixote Davis needs to wake up and smell the coffee, instead of tilting at windmills. In case he was asleep on election night, the electorate did not give the Tory party an unconditional mandate to govern. Compromises have to be made and the most important issue is to bring down ditherer Brown’s deficit which he hung round all our necks before departing to Africa.

    Davis clearly feels aggrieved at being a loser again but breaking the coalition now and calling a fresh election is hugely irresponsible and smacks of putting his own careerist interests in front of those of the rest of us.

  170. 170
    Border Terrier says:

    Look at conservativehome! Why?

    A bunch of dreary, humourless, foaming, old fart right wingers contribute to a blog that is bereft of wit and totty.

    Overseen by Col Tim, now wholly owned by Lord Ashcroft, who is always twanging on about the military, the church and the family.

  171. 171
    Tapestry says:

    davis wants to play heseltine to cameron’s thatcher. he’s angry about these young cleggy liberals spoiling the drama. there wasn’t any of this everyone agreeing with each other in his day. it was assassinations and maastricht treaties and things like that. they’re all bleedin pooftas.

  172. 172
    Anne says:

    David Cameron’s loss! David Davis would have made an excellent Home Sec.,but obviously hasn,t been forgiven for standing up for his own principles over the 42 days fiasco!!

  173. 173
    Technomist says:

    Excellent place

  174. 174
    Wankers says:

    How the fuck is this headline news???!! Drunk back-bench politician is overheard, (allegedly) to say something in a pub, by a (no doubt drunk) hack and it’s all over the fucking news!!
    It shows how the Labour spin machine can marshal their media troops to do some Tory bashing when ever they require it.

  175. 175
    Budgie says:

    Actually it’s only one Tory lord (Hanningfield). Compared with others, his expenses (eg staying in London overnight) seem strangely reasonable. None of the four have been found guilty yet. If exonerated it would (appear to) take the heat off the 100s of other MPs and ex-MPs. I wonder if that is what this is all about?

    Practices such as ‘flipping’, claiming for items never had (eg a completed mortgage), or claiming for unnecessary items (eg porn films, moats etc) were all excluded by the clause specifying that the expense must be for legitimate parliamentary purposes. There should be hundreds of court cases involving all three parties, not a measly four.

  176. 176
    Budgie says:

    The terms ‘right’ and ‘left’ derive from the French Legislative Assembly of 1791. The seating was in the form of a horseshoe; those on the ‘right wing’ were pro-state, those on the ‘left wing’ were pro-individual. Davis is therefore a left winger and Ed Balls, Stalin, Pol Pot, and Hitler are/were right wing.

  177. 177
    Budgie says:

    That sums it up nicely.

  178. 178
    Budgie says:

    The more I from Trev the more thick and bonkers he sounds.

  179. 179
    Budgie says:

    Coalition: new bums, old farts.

  180. 180
    Budgie says:

    And the the electorate wanted Clegg to form a government? They have a strange way of showing it.

  181. 181
    Budgie says:

    Well, he is a huhne.

  182. 182
    British Citizen says:

    “..he proved himself to be so very ignorant of the fact that it was this great nation, Great Britain, which stood alone against Hitler’s Nazis and in doing so saved Europe from fascist domination.”

    I like the way you acknowledge that conscription was not brought into NI as people there were too busy parading to get involved!

  183. 183
    Diane rice an pea Abbot says:

    Too easy. Your arse has been more heavily plundered than Brinks Mat.

    You must have shares in Huggies.

  184. 184
    Diane rice an pea Abbot says:

    I heard he likes a bit of cock too.

  185. 185
    Budgie says:

    I think with Bliar, McRuin, Mandleslime, Clogg and Camoron we’ve had enough of “the messy compromises of power” to last us a lifetime.

  186. 186
    Nick Cleggover says:

    And I’m not gay either, but I do like the occasional wolf cookie…..

    ed note. wolf cookie = penis removed directly from arse and put in mouth

  187. 187
    Nick Cleggover says:

    you mean 3 people in your arse?

  188. 188
    Mike (England) says:

    oi, i took a Latin O-level at my (mixed) public school, it was part of something that used to exist in the UK, called an education, nowdays kids aspire to get 5 easy to pass gcse, we would have been flogged if we only got 5 O-levels.

  189. 189
    NeverRed says:

    I see LabourList loonies are out in force.

  190. 190
    HenryV says:

    It is a shame it wasn’t an O-level in English as your punctuation and grammar are dreadful.

    PS: How easy are public school girls? Easier than a GCSE?

  191. 191
    MPs are filth says:

    David Cameron was in the public bogs in my local park last week sucking-off Tony Blair and eating bab out of jo-oz arses.

    Not a lot of people know that.

  192. 192

    Not me guv, I never said nuffink’ ….

  193. 193
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    To all the courageous commenters here:-

    Just remember that David Davis is a former SAS man, trained to kill with his bare hands, and probably has done.

    And he knows where your IP Address lives……..

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    David lost to Dave. Dave wasn’t imposed on the tories by Bob Crowe or Robert Mugabe, he beat David in the election process. More tories supported Dave than supported David. If an embittered David starts rocking the boat, especially during the next two years when austerity measures are being felt and causes a split in the coalition we could see another labour government in. Incredibly they are at 34% in the polls now. You lost David, don’t be another Heath.

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  196. 196
    MPs are filth says:

    Talking of fags: Ball poker Alex Higgins is dead. It’s quite a shock as he looked so well –

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    Karl ..Go back to Highgate and stay there.

  198. 198

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  199. 199
    English Patriot says:

    utter bollocks it was the BBC and the rest of the biased press who picked their champion. they would never forgive Davis for uttering the forbidden sentence, Talking about what even that FRISP Cameroon still neglects to mention today.
    An English Parliament.

  200. 200
    English Patriot says:

    What “‘ive got Scottish Blood running through my veins Call me Dave.
    Fuck off FRISP


  201. 201
    Nick Cleggover says:

    Fuck. There’s more c unts on here than there is in Westminster.

  202. 202
    Nick Cleggover says:

    you only know that because you licked the floor clean afterwards.

  203. 203
    Sarah Carpetmuncher Brown says:

    Why can’t they make a film about us trout lickers? Double ended dildos and stuff.

  204. 204
    All Lib Dems are queer and if they're not then they bloody well should be says:

    I’m sure you can count the fistulas.

  205. 205
    All Lib Dems are queer and if they're not then they bloody well should be says:

    Stephen Milligan? I thought he died in a fatal wanking accident?

  206. 206
    Granny smith says:

    Well said.

  207. 207
    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery says:

    Come up with your own lines spastic.

  208. 208
    Just saying says:

    Sounds more like some S&M club…

    Would explain right wing bloggers, hacks and politicians all frequenting the place though.

  209. 209
    Indigo says:

    Yes, I think that he wanted to be quoted. There was a journo on t’wireless yesterday who’d heard him and said something to the effect that if David Davis hadn’t shouted anything interesting he would just have been an annoying person whose loud shouting spoiled other people’s drinkeroos and made it difficult for them to hear each other.

    My interpretation is that Cameron is “managing” the populace’s perception of the huge drop in living standards that everyone is going to suffer. Doing without Council services is going to be chic. It will be patriotic to volunteer to empty dustbins. Anything not run by volunteers will simply disappear. Etc etc. And it was going to happen anything, thanks to NuLabour’s criminal mismanagement.

  210. 210
    Just saying says:

    Err, yeah because the resulting grief from the Northern Irish fenians that introducing it in NI would have caused, would have been fucking ideal for the government to have to deal with at that time, wouldnt it? The unionist Stormont Government urged conscription to be introduced but it was the UK Goverment that (wisely) resisted.

    In any case, the volunteer rate for service was high anyway not to mention the ship building and armament production on the home front, which took a battering from the Luftwaffe.

    So yeah, go ahead and belittle the sacrifices made by Irish people (North & South, Protestant and Catholic) just so you can get your ignorant little provo digs in.

    Oh and best say nothing about the cowardly bastard irish republicans who sided with the Nazis eh? You c’unt.

  211. 211
    Just saying says:

    That was meant for “British” Citizen.

  212. 212
    angelnstar says:


    The Brokeback jobe makes him look like an illiterate moron.

  213. 213
    angelnstar says:

    I mean jibe.

  214. 214
    Bobby Sands says:

    I thought all Irish were cowards, net contribution to the world seems to be getting pissed and starting fights. Excitable leprachauns. Oh and they bang on about how wonderful Ireland is but half of them live in fucking Kilburn.

  215. 215
    One Who Knows..... says:

    He’s also quite a swordsman, so I understand….

  216. 216
    anon says:

    Goes like a train!

  217. 217

    I think David Davis is just saying what a lot of MP’s are thinking from all parties!!!

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