Dolly Back on the London Scene
Derek Draper disappeared from the face of the earth after his exit in disgrace from LabourList. He was spotted doing a bit of canvassing on election day and was entertained by Gloria De Piero on the Commons terrace a few weeks back. Now it seems old Dolly is trying to make a bit of comeback on the London scene. He was clocked last week at a YouGovStone networking event, the sort where some pay through the nose to mingle. Seeing Draper standing in corner, alone, a co-conspirator saw his moment:
CC: Derek, how are you, big fan…
DD: Oh yeah… cheers… You Labour?
CC: No Tory… obviously.
Needless to say cards were not swapped…
Hunt
We’re all studying in Berkeley together.
Always liked that vid.
Turned out shite again, Dolly?
Brilliant video!
Hope the Dolly gets back on the scene, kinda miss him. And the mad Gordo too.
He even made a c.unt of himself with the missus’ agent!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1293499/I-confronted-Fern-Britton-weight–arrested-Agent-friend-stars-recalls-snarls-saccharine-showbiz-smiles.html
Can’t help himself, I suppose!
We’re all studying in Berkeley together.
We’re all buying fake qualifications off the internet together
Made me laugh. First of the day…. obviously.
Oh how I miss the tribal lunacy of Dolly…… the Mili-blands are just so boring……
…… McrBride and Draper…….. can’t you be tempted back for one last hilarious charge with Ed Balls and Foghorn Gellard?
who ?
In other news, Damian McBride is to guest host HIGNFY, Gary Glitter is to star in a new BBC childrens programme and M-ark O-aten has been signed up as a celebrity chef.
Abu Hamza signed as new disabled CBBC presenter.
Also Gordon Brown as new Political Editor lol.
Surely Economic geniues?
I thought he was going to be the new presenter on “You and yours”
or Mime and Mine
You and fucking Yours. Bunch of shite. As soon as any discussion gets the slightest bit confrontational it is shut down. Rather like any bloody ‘discussion’ type program on telly. QT being a prime example.
You and Yours – the insomniacs’ cure.
Or ‘You And Me’, perhaps!
Now there’s a 70′s reference for you!
Sorry, showing me age- wot a tossflap I am!!! lol!!!!
Chocolate chef, natch.
Dolly the Creep.
I fucking hate Draper.
Draper’s a copper, you know.
So’s Gordon… wink, wink…
Fuck off, Dolly.
Classic!
I bet it was wasted on a moron like Draper though.
Gave me a good laugh though lol.
Welcome back Dolly you tramp
Derek Draper’ he’s not exactly couth is he ?
People used to say the Tories were a party of nasty, venal types. Sorry but only one party has produced the truly odious likes of Draper, McBride, Whelan, Balls, Campbell and Mandelson. Then look at the Tories and, for example, Michael Gove making a fulsome and dignified apology in the Commons. Labour have gone from being a principled party to a bunch of utterly corrupt, wretched, contemptible and vile thugs. I hope they’re in opposition for at least 20 years.
Gove didn’t blame it on his subordinates, unlike the Labour hoons. He took full responsibility and apologised.
Bloody right , the left are always nasty and violent
Gordon took full responsibility for my filth.He sacked me.Scotch logic.
Since when were Labour the Principled Party? Has not been so in my (moderately long so far) lifetime!
I raise your 20 to 30 years.
draper and his like are the real socialist face of britain…add lord prescott and its easy to see why hypocrisy is too gentle a sobriquet
Good luck with your rehabilitation, loser Draper. It would probably go better if everyone could forget about this.
BTW, you might want to fix your website – derekdraper.net has been mysteriously offline for months now, don’t you fucking know anything about PR?
And just how is the BACP thing going – have you not been found out yet using their previously good name to attempt boost your disgraced own?
I’m going back into one of our Peace Pods before that cuvt Ed Balls and his fellow bailiff, Vernon Croaker turn up.
London Scene? What on earth are you on about Guido?
Maybe Dolly gone to the dark side?
I must say I’m rather gone on the shame-making Mr.Draper.
This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues. In addition to my duties in this House, I shall have further such meetings later today.
Wa! – ah’m still here a’doin ma jobbys!
An’ only this marnin ar ha’
CREATED 67,000 million new jobs fae tha’ boys tha’ luv ma’.
ADDED another £67,000 billion to the debt
BUILT 67,000 million tractors complete wi’ ploughs – an’ ivryone wi’ twa’ complamuntury haggis
LET IN 67,000 million illegals + relatives an’ hangers-on ‘n stocked up on 67,000 million fresh wee bomber boys.
FREAKILY CONTROLLED 67,000 million public sector jobsworths, including them in here that think they control ma’.
Ah’m sane! Ah’m sane as tha’ next
man. . purson!An’ ar’ ha’ tae thank Dolly in large measure fae ma’ recovery.
You are an inspiration to us all.
Now have a lie down.
Yo motherfuckaz. Wassup? I’m gettin down wid da kids, yo. Cuz I wanna be the P to the M. That’s right, bitches.
LOL
init!
definite = street talk for hard of hearing
Wai ai, maan! Yowze still ain’t found me! Yowze a bunch of fockin retards, maan! And now yowze lyin to tha public that I’m gonna nut ‘em. That’s a bloody lie, maan! I’m only after fockin coppers!
Just seen a picture of your campsite.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7881184/Raoul-Moat-police-reveal-fugitives-hideout-kit.html
A fucking duvet indeed! Some hard man you turned out to be.
He knitted it himself from woodland creepers stuffed with moss you Holiday Inn fraud.
I had a sore tummy.
I think I ate too many bears’ ringpieces for breakfast.
Could have been worse. If they had found his Teddy bear Kay Burley would have turned him into a national joke.
Speaking of which. Where is Kay today, has she been deMoated and taken off the case?
Dolly Draper your a wanker , Your a wanker ,Dolly Draper your a wanker , Your a wanker ,Dolly Draper your a wanker , Your a wanker .
edukayshun edukayshun edukayshun
prick
Being famous, like what I am, I should be on the public stage.
It’s only right.
I’ve an NVQ in bugger-all. Look, I’ve put it on the wall, – next to the piccy of my wife and her friend.
Is that a picture of him being born?
Again, and again and…
Hi , My Names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend
No, you’re a twat.
No, you’re a bellend, not a legend.
No, I am the ORIGINAL Bell-End, thank you very much!
And I get paid very handsomely for my non-efforts, thanks our wonderful voting system, amongst other things!
Ker-ching!!!!
Hello, today I’ll be mostly saving the world.
Shouldn’t you be practising making cheese on toast for Sunday’s piss-poor cheap BBC drivel of a programme?
maybe but you need hitting with a leg end
Free vuvuzalas if i am elected leader of the labour party then Primeminster.
‘Free’ as in you’re going to pay for them out of your own pocket? Or the other (very expensive) type of ‘free’, as in ‘the NHS is free’?
Free, as in taxpayer-funded, PFI contract over 30 years, hugely expensive to maintain and a much better version available tomorrow at a tiny fraction of the cost?
It started in South Africa.
If the coalition do not expose the full PFI fuckwittery soon, they will be tarnished
Is Mcbride working for Balls ?
Mcbride probably has his balls hanging out of the arse of a young catholic boy in the school he works if that is any constellation?
Stellar!
Never heard of that one, my favourite this time of year is Orion entering Virgo, I save a fortune on the pay per view!
Rocket enters Uranus?
Although, from the solarsystem.nasa.gov website… Uranus is the only giant planet whose equator is nearly at right angles to its orbit. A collision with an Earth-sized object may explain the…
..which was enough education for me today!
I can satellite my farts.
Not sure, but I’m pretty sure he works for cock !
It’s a bit rude to go up to somebody and call them a ‘big fanny’. No wonder Mr Draper wasn’t very friendly. It’s just as well he is highly trained in psychobabble or he might have smeared Guido’s co-conspirator.
P.S. a caption for the picture: “Should have gone to Specsavers”.
Today my client will be mostly shaving his girlfriends back!
Can you lend me a tenner Guido?
Can you all please stop comparing Mr Draper with Tramps , The Tramp union would like to point out that this is a slur on out clinets , Tramps do have standards and feelings .
The Tramp union
I agree. Draper is a disgrace and smells and look far worse than myself or any of my colleagues.
slow news day
Yeah, I’m just waiting for Rauol Moat to butcher his first pig, steal their guns/body armour and then melt away in to the country side again for another 7 days.
My Derek hasn’t seen his feet or cock in years, then agan neither have I.
Off to Dance with Anton
Ciao
xxxxx
I think the exgovernments hiding place has been uncovered…
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/09/scottish_bunker/
Uncle Tom Cobley and Raoul Moat have more standing and legitimacy in the public than useless entities like Draper.
In other news, that arbiter of good taste and in-depth rational discussion the Graun is asking it’s window lickers whether they have a psychic pet FFS.
Maybe Dolly should submit a comment.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jul/09/paul-psychic-octopus-pets
Sarah B had a psychotic pet.
Will that do for now?
My pussy’s not psychic but gets all wet when Dolly talks dirty to me.
Dolly you fucking wanker ! Tally ho !
I can inform you with absolute confidence that Northumbria Police is not on our list of forces to be closed down.
Draper – tells you all you need to know about the vile and repugnant NuLiebour party.
what use is dolly to our econmy ?
O/T what is the avrage lifespan of a laptop?
It depends on how often you jizz on it.
£10 pounds a minute.
Jog on Dolly
Dolly’s looking old.Poor Peter feels guilt and repulsion in equal measure.What to do?
whatever happened to labour list?
It listed, keeled over and sank, that’s why he’s got his head stuck up a lifeboy [sic].
Dolly’s got to get off his fat, idle, pimply arse now that his missus has been thrown off the sofa, and of course the only work he can find is Liar in Chief for NuLieber.
Odious individual among many odious individuals in, or linked to, the previous Government. But hey, lets see more of him, and remind ourselves why Labour should be well and truly dumped in the dustbin of history! Well, at least until they rid themselves of odious people like him.
I saved the world !
So your scoop is a guidophile met Draper?
You need a job.
Dolly needs terminating.
We had that Mr Draper here for a term. Had to rusticate him for non attendance. He also owed on his fees.
David Cameron was forced to deal with an unwelcome intruder in his family’s Downing Street flat last night – Guido Fawkes.
Perhaps inspired by an evening at the police bravery awards, the Prime Minister managed to apprehend the offender and lead him to safety.
Mr Cameron disclosed his brush with the nocturnal blogger as he answered questions at a public event in Newquay, Cornwall.
Is he gurning? oh sorry , normal expression
Fookin cracking put down by this CC fella like.
Oar fooking hate this psyhkow babbling bastard with a fooking vengeance lad.
Arm thinking boot putting the unwashed smug bastard on me fooking list like
Climategate: reinstating Phil Jones is good news À“ the CRU brand remains toxic À“
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geraldwarner/100046524/climategate-reinstating-phil-jones-is-good-news-the-cru-brand-remains-toxic/
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