Tomorrow morning Chaytor, Morely and Devine will be having their first day in Court as defendants. If you are in London at 10 a.m. tomorrow you can join the many who will be letting them know exactly how we feel about them with a collective oink. More details here.
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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Roast ‘em!
Saloon bar twattery
I take it you will be up the smelly end.
When are we going to see the real criminals Bliar and Brown in court?
I totally agree, the government are having a purge on tax evaders and benefit cheats, when are the 52% of MPs being brought to justice. McSlug said: “I won’t let you down.” When is he appearing in court and when is he going to stop claiming for his second home that he does not have? When is Blair going to have his assets seized and appear for war crimes? And Blair destroyed all his expense claims so he has not paid back anything. We want Bad Al on trial as well, he had no authority whatsoever other than his mates (Blair) say so. Thousands unlawfully killed and no Liebour minister on trial- Brown won’t let you down.
arent these the guide of people that go in the backway?
You appear to have accidently ignored the Tory Pig and not mentioned him at all.
Slip of the Coulson perhaps.
C-Man
Spun-lite seems to be telling the full story, they are including the Tory trougher as well.
Surely you are against troughing in principle not just certain troughers that you don’t agree with politically?
Spunky Spunky not telling the full story?
Surely not!
good luck to the Gorgious Maryam Khan in Bury, Chaytor’s replacement.
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/03/maryam-khan-power-house-of-future.html
Sorry mate she’s the wrong colour for me !
i mean Red by the way
And good look to the prosecution with her predecessor
wrong species
Pigs are the source of bacon, ham, and pork so you have the correct idea
C-man
How about outside NI’s offices to complain about the lack of Corporation tax?
Come on, you know it makes sense!
I’m fed up with pork, I want some sacrificial lamb.
Luckily you do not have a Legion of them
“tomorrow you can join the many who will be letting them know exactly how we feel about them ”
Anyone not prepared to be civil and respectful to Lord Hanningfield however is asked to stay at home.
I suspect your school reports invariably contained the phrase “must try harder” somewhere amongst all the D for effort grades.
I want some more heart plugs
No rogue solicitors allowed
Is there actually another type?
Kevan Jones seems to know a few of the other type
He’s feeling a little quеer at this very moment.
No. There is no ‘other type’. Solicitors, unfortunately, have only a passing acquaintance with the truth. In the same way that Brown has only a passing acquaintance with the truth. Or economics. Or prudence. Or honesty. Or integrity.
They know it’s ‘out there’ but they’re not at all curious as to what it would look like.
My invoice for this legal opinion is in the post.
this puts labours poster in perspective.
http://img695.imageshack.us/i/blairt.jpg/
If I go can I claim it on expenses?
Hope the jury send the bastards down!
Not a chance! They will walk.
A collective Oink!, eh? Could be charged as hate speech if you’re reported by the local halal grocer.
http://www.wiseacre-gardens.com/sound/porky03.wav
(flapflapflap) OINKOINK!!!
I hope the police have got a sense of humour (who am i kidding), the last time i made piggy noises near the filth, i was nicked, and Hatton Cross police station is a shit place to be over a bank holiday weekend.
C*nts.
should have said you had Tugrunts syndrome
Fucking Toenails was just on BBC 1, his arse still bleeding from McMong, Lord fucking poofboy and Darling lining up to stick it up Nick. Toenails duly obliged and just rubbished live the Tory plan to scrap the NI increase next year.
Toenails is the sort of mincing left wing turd boy male Stepford wife for Liebour.
Greedy piggies say hello to the wolf.
Hopefully he will huff and he will puff and he will blow the defences down
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Hiya Forks , darlin xxx .
No can do , honey
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I only does praise or murder , petal – it’s in the jeans I spose .
So , wiv regret , I shall stay clean but I will be thinkin unpure thoughts bout those rotters .
Pleeeeze , someone , punch that c unt Morely for me
Ta .
E xxx .
Brother and Ssisters cough up for the corades
hahahahahaha
hat tip wibbler PB.com
LOL
http://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/11250503130
Unite is to raise £700,000 to support striking British Airways cabin crew through an “unprecedented” levy on members
by wibbler March 29th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Errr. Seriously? Levy on members? He’s going to up their subs to pay for his personal war? Nurses, hospital porters etc etc are going to be charged extra to fund his striking cabin crew? Their direct debits fucked with?
Seriously?
I very much doubt it but if the gist of what you suggest is true then I expect UNITE to fucking well implode. There has to be some reasonably articulate lay member of UNITE who will emerge and take those fuckers apart if they’re going to start ‘surcharging’ members to support a strike in an entirely different industry. It’s fly-picketing by direct debit.
And whatever else cabin crew may be they certainly ain’t ‘key workers’.
Unite give their members cash to ZanuLabour and then surcharge them for their own needs
Could not make it up
Is true? !0 or 11 million quid to Labour and then surcharge members 700K for their latest dose of self-harming idiocy?
You’re fucking shitting me?
Somebody – tell me they are not ‘surcharging’ ie fucking with people’s direct debits to fund this idiocy? Tell me that somewhere in their membership contract there is not some paragraph that allows these fucking jackasses to dip into your bank account.
I asked them for full terms and conditions and got told join for them
“yes Nedwin, but we have many more strumpets to incinerate.”
More like it’s to support extra R&R trips for simpson to thailand and cuba . Apparently he has developed a taste for those seedy places.
Naaaah. Simpson is a committed capitalist. Hence his trips to Thailand and Cuba where young ladies are free to sell their bodies at the market price.
Also, to save his members (fnaaar) money on these expensed fact-finding tours he used the cheapest available airline rather than one employing his members (fnaaaar). Anyway, his member would get enough employment when he landed in any case.
Alistair Darling is set to give head to his shadow counterparts, George Osborne and Vince Cable
If there’s free head on offer the men at the BBC would like a bit.
Stupid as fu*k
Any chance of moving the debate onto slighter more weightier matters?
East vs West grudge match tonight.
Sniffy is a sideshow in all of this unfortunately.
Consequently cut the crap.
I don’t know where you’re touring fat bloke, but I’d cut back on the vinegar.
And the salt.
SQUWAAARRRKK!!! (ruff) EEZABALDIE!!!
I presume you mean Lancashire Top 4 v Bottom 4
I’ve been told that they do like it up ‘em.
Ooooh stick up me
Georgie’s always up for a bit of badger.
The flipping and Capital Gains Tax evasion has still not been investigated by HMRC.
That is the location of the most tasty cuts of pork.
if they attempt it there will be severe cuts
LOL !!!
I’ve had a change of brain . YOU , Guido , make loadsa dough from this site , right ???
Are these criminals gonna be exposed to the poor public at any point ???
IF they are , and you can sub me the return tube fare from suburbia to Wasteminster , I will gaily jump the barrier an accost the criminals an give em a bit of Ewa bile an tell the pigs why I’m entitled to do that , darlin x .
Fill me in wiv the details an I COULD be there at 10 to cut the wankers down to size .
LOL in a serious way x .
Ewanme x .
how much for a blow job
Jesus. You still here?
a) Get lost saddo
b) Revolutions are for poor people
c) The FTSE is doing fine, thank you very much
d) I like NuLabour
e) My blog has some interesting adverts – try reading them
f) Go away
g) I am TAT, Hugh Janus, Old Holborn and all the other chimps that populate this site
h) Plant food is good for you. It never did my hydrageas any harm. Tenner a gram to you, Ewanme.
g) Now please fuck off
Love GF
There was a Pig that sat alone
And looked a little seedy:
By day and night he made his moan —
It would have stirred a heart of stone
To see him wring his hoofs and groan,
Because he had been greedy.
Re-open Dartmoor, lock the bastards up and chuck the keys away.
Alternatively, perhaps the lamppost and piano wire option might be required to get the rest of the thieving hoons to join the real world when it comes to their expenses claims…
The corruption started in America. I have no knowledge of these allegations and have never met any of the accused in my life. I’ve never heard of Elliot Morley. Vote for me.
Shame we are not having a Live Chat on the chancellors’ debate – C4 8pm tonight. Any chance GF or mods???
David Cameron should pledge to ban chavs. Along with face-veil wearing Muslims, they’ve changed the landscape of Britain for the worse. Ship the White Lightning swigging, benefit cheating layabouts off to some island or prison ship. It’s not like he’d be losing votes with this policy. The only time chavs vote is for The X Factor.
Watch out for Darling making a major gaffe tonight. He knows Labour are gonna lose and I’ve got a feeling he’s going to deliberately fuck things up for Jonah in return for the forces of hell.
Awight, guv? Where can I take you? The meter’s runnin, so hurry up and make up your mind! I charge £5000 a mile.
I’m ill and can’t see any constituents. What’s that? You want a blowjob? OK, £10 for a blowjob with a condom, £20 without. I’m also offering an election special. £3000 to do whatever you want to me for an entire weekend.
Peggy, for 3000 quid I could get a Carla Bruni lookalike to do whatever I wanted for the entire weekend. And pretend that she liked it. And cook me breakfast.
I bet for three grand I could even get the wife to do that.
Election Erection special surely.
C4 news has lost the plot.
Guido! When are we sending Bliar and Campbell to the Hague to be charged with crimes humanity.
were do you think you are Nuremberg
Talking about crimminal hoons, what about Labour Minister Kevan Jones having to issue an apology to Joanna Lumley over the ongoing Ghurka business! yet again an example of Labour simply not being prepared to accept criticism from any quarter. the mere suggestion that the onus was on Lumley to continue to support the ghurkas was and is ludicrous. Joanna Lumley is a private citizen and is free to spend her time as she see fit!! She does not have to justify her actions or ommissions to this pile of Turds. In assuming that she does the government are clearly demonstrating their NAZI like mentality (everything within the state). Sorry to go off topic but these people get my Goat!!
Got a leaflet in the post from my Labour MP asking me to fill in a form asking me which party I’ll be voting for and to make any other comments I wish. I gave her some comments alright! And returned it to the freepost address. I suggest everyone does the same when they get a leaflet from their Labour candidate!
BEE NEE PEE FOR MEEEEE INIT
Surely you should glue the freepost envelope to a fucking housebrick or a kerbstone before you return it.
Make your point kilogram by kilogram instead of ounce by ounce.
put it in a normal envelope
But you MUST remember Not to put a stamp on it
that way the Bust party will be even more skint !
I thank you
lol i like this plan
Oink!
Oink, Wheres Uddin?
Marble Palace in Banglaland paid for by British Taxpayer and pampered by those poor bangladeshi’s that she forces to live in huts at the bottom of her garden like a good equality labourite??!!
bit like peterbourough
Please stop calling me Jonah, Macavity, McRuin, McDoom, Gorgon, Huhne and all the other horrible names you keep calling me. I have feelings too
oink oink
I’ll be Labour leader after Gordon resigns for losing the election. You’ll have me to entertain you at PMQs every week for the next 5 years!
In that case can I make a request? Could you do PMQ in a wet T-shirt and hot pants? Being a feminist and all.
oink oink oink
In your dreams grandma
O/T who can we smear today ?
i know lets smear Joanne Lumley !
she made Phil Wool -arse look a C*nt
then we can all apologise
and that will get us a headline
and make it look like we care !
Popcorn-tastic.
http://blogs.wsj.com/iainmartin/2010/03/29/unconditional-surrender-by-gordon-brown-in-battle-of-joanna-lumley/
America is gloating today over gordon’s and kevan’s grovelling defeat by Joanna Lumley.
That’ll teach you to spin and smear – odious labour bullies!!!
Osborne’s intro was good. Old Man Cable did his usual waffle. Now Alistair Huhne is repeating his usual bollocks. This will be a laugh. Osborne will destroy the other two.
Darling just said tenacity is his best personal quality! What a ridiculous Huhne!
Not great from Osborne – asked about personal qualities and says he’s been watching others and is part of a team.
Must be getting soft but I almost feel for them having to stand there with their knackers in the wind. They’re not used to facing the public.
I’m surprised St Vince didn’t mention he is the only one with a degree in economics. Bit of an open goal missed there.
Vince Cable is no font of all wisdom.He just looks like that compared to the rest of the deluded lying wankers he mixes with.
IT’S GETTING SWEATY UP HERE
My snout at the local council(East Lindsey District council) tells me that the prick,Steve Larter, who decided to invest and subsequently lose £2.5 million in Iceland banks has now got a new office with spanking new furniture.
I also hear he is on at least £64,000 not including expenses.
Do an FOI request on your own ‘Larters farters’ if you don’t have a council contact like me.
I myself am trying to stir shit for this prize bellend in my local council and press.
they public is laughing at ickle George.
Oh noes! it’s all going wrong
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
“This is no time for a novice. There are Bishops who have been waiting years to get their hands on a lillywhite bum.
Has everyone else been staring at the massive tits on the two teenages in the advert below?
Just arrived back in the UK – will try and get a costume and join you all in the morning…
Steve
Those chickenshit cowards aren’t even going to be there, they’re sending “a representative” instead!