This week we bring footage of the release from prison of the landlord who lets you smoke, the travails of magazine street sellers and MPs on trial. Here’s a preview excerpt from this week’s Guy News; a mash-up of Gordon Brown and Johnny Cash with a touch of Neil Hepburn.
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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Don’t mention Lord Hanningfield for gods sake.
I did once but I think I got away with it.
And Gordon Brown is going DOWN!
6 weeks TODAY he will be driven out forever!
Cannot wait – the end of the impostor and charlatan.
We can then – all of us – start to rebuild this country.
The latest daily YouGov poll is out and it won’t make happy reading for David Cameron. The survey shows the Conservatives’ lead over Labour falling to just three points, a result that would leave Gordon Brown 19 seats short of a majority in a hung parliament.
The Tories’ advantage over Labour does seem to have narrowed significantly in the past week. As UK Polling Report’s Anthony Wells points out, the Conservative lead has been below six points in every YouGov poll this week.
ConservativeHome’s Tim Montgomerie reports that Steve Hilton, Cameron’s strategy director, and Andy Coulson, his media rottweiler, are now sharing an office in a bid to repair the Conservatives’ dysfunctional campaign. The Tories’ will have to hope these changes work. At the moment they show every sign of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Who gives a shit? Not me they are all the same idiots.
The government love you. They pretend differently but they prefer non voters to those who turn up and vote for other parties, even small parties and independents who have no chance of getting in.
For example, readings of a turnout of ten million and labour or the conservatives get in with one million votes is far more terrifying than a turnout of 1.75 million and them winning a million votes.
Turn up, vote for a small party, don’t worry about them not getting in, just read the paragraph immediately above this one two or three times until it sinks in.
Ampers
The latest daily YouGov poll is out and it won’t make happy reading for David Cameron. The survey shows the Conservatives’ lead over Labour falling to just three points, a result that would leave Gordon Brown 19 seats short of a majority in a hung parliament.
The Tories’ advantage over Labour does seem to have narrowed significantly in the past week. As UK Polling Report’s Anthony Wells points out, the Conservative lead has been below six points in every YouGov poll this week.
ConservativeHome’s Tim Montgomerie reports that Steve Hilton, Cameron’s strategy director, and Andy Coulson, his media rottweiler, are now sharing an office in a bid to repair the Conservatives’ dysfunctional campaign. The Tories’ will have to hope these changes work. At the moment they show every sign of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
You gov are rabid labour stooges, Angus Read has the Tories up one point to 13% ICM has the at 9% the average lead is 8% according to political betting..
Stop it – you are getting me all excited – 6 weeks today!!!!!!!!!! DON’T VOTE LABOUR FOR CHRISTS SAKE – YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU TO GET THESE LABOUR BASTARDS OUT. Incidentally, can any-one tell me the last time any labour swine answered a question properly – bet you can’t!
I hope you are right. Liebour will stop at NOTHING to hold onto power, including threats, intimidation, lies, payoffs, slander. It would not shock me if they considered bumping off some of their rivals. Don’t laugh. It worked for Hitler and Stalin.
6 weeks to go and Brown is out of Downing St.
6 weeks = 42 days = 1,008 hours = 60,480 minutes = 3,628,800 seconds and counting.
Funny how the debt goes up as the time left for him goes down.
This Government has let the country down more times than a punctured tyre.
All it cares about now is trying to keep a lid on all the vindictive, disgraceful decisions they have secretly made that will hole the next Government below the waterline before it has a chance to make amends. Oh, the rich irony if that next Government turns out to be Brown again.
And if that happens, I seriously think it’s time for me to leave these shores.
Except it’s 8 weeks.
We’re all letting you down together.
Baroness Uddin has been ‘let off’ – the bastards don’t see any problem over her expenses Fuck Gordon fuck the lot of them
Private prosecution sounds like a deal.
can’t get anymore news – tv and radio highlighting the Unite unions dispute with BA – funny that
This is an outrage. Damn thieving Tory peer Uddin getting away with it! I do hope the BBC will lead with this scandal.
You mean liebour peer surely?
She’s a LABOUR PEER you dimwitted Huhne
You my friend are a dumb fuck……………………
Don’t forget to mention Ashcroft my dim-witted lefty friend.
The 4 Members hauled up in fron of the Courts for Expenses Fraud – White, Anglo Saxon and Male.
Baroness Uddin, who was by far the greates ‘trougher’ of the lot is, er , not…
So that’s alright then.
YOU’VE JUST HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD no. 15
Gordon Brown sings
I won’t let you down again
Why are these Union arses always from Liverpool?
That drawling accent goes right through my spine.
Now Cameron needs to draw the link between Labour and Unite.
The link is easy Harmon and Hubby for instance. C’mon brother’s UNITE needs your subs to support our great leader Gordon who can do nothing wrong. You know he won’t let us down and its the right thing to do.
Guido, you completely misunderstand the target audience and meaning of Emperor Broon’s ‘I wont let you down’ promise.
Explain how Broon has let down his client state, his core vote please.
Has he let down the hordes of professional benefits scroungers, the disability fraudsters, the million immygrints who now have a house, free health care, and a vote, the ‘I know me rights, but could give two shits about me responsibilities’ feckless filth, the feral, the public sector paper shufflers, the Union ‘friend of the workers’ Barons?
He hasn’t let us down.
The Keen’s
Uddin
McNulty
Smith
And the other 600 odd
heres the only link i can find at mo
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7427630/Baroness-Uddin-cleared-over-expenses-scandal.html
Gordon will let you down and so will the CPS. As usual Uddin and the Can’t Prosecute Socialists (CPS).
Completely agree.
It is with great sadness that we announce the death of the British Airways this morning.
Labour/Unite said that in todays economic boom and in a fiercely uncompetitive market it was really unfair to expect cabin crew to do a little bit more work and to accept a pay freeze, after all MP’s have just had a pay rise.
Fuck ‘em.
This time next year they’ll be standing gob-smacked in their bedsit, tears rolling down their heavily made up faces with a P45 and the minimum statutory redundancy cheque in their hands but the union bosses will have moved on to some other ’cause’ worthy of their attention.
Just cannon-fodder in Labour and the Unions unending war against the British people.
Fuck ‘em. If they’re too stupid to stand up to being used like this then they deserve what’s coming to them.
Expect Labour to devise a fairy tale that they will be the only ones who can talk to the Unions and prevent further industrial unrest.
It was their fairy tale in 1974 and the great British public enjoyed the story so much they failed to keep Labour out.
Lords said they may nominate anywhere as their main residence and only have to visit it once a month – what a great earner, can anyone tell me how I can get a slice of this.
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Guy News Preview : Gordon Will Let You Down
So Guido, where’s the news in that.
What’s new?
What’s changed?
Where’s the gag?
Same old same old Gordo
Q: Prime minister, will you let us down?
A: Ashcroft, Ashcroft, Ashcroft, Ashcroft, Ashcroft, Ashcroft, Ashcroft, Ashcroft.
Wrong wrong wrong !!!!!!!!!!!…………….
Trevor Mc Doughnut… So samatha, Dave likes a fag
Samantha ” Ive got a Porche” Cameron…. Oh Yarh, daddy sends harks
ha ha ha ha pissing myself… 100+ Tory majority …..errrrrrr NOPE
“DADDY SENDS HARKS”….. Classic Tory Tart
HAGUE
GOVE
IDS….AND OF COURSE GIDEON COKE BOY OZZY.
NUFF SAID !!!!!
AINT GONNA HAPPEN TORY BOYS
I SEE CAMERON IS IN HIS “”CAVE”"
CAMERON CAVE
Once he is out of downing street I want him investigated by the Police.
Perhaps the 4 male MP’s facing prosecution can now claim the case and court is racist. After all Paul and Uddin have got off scot free.
Do You work in Whitehall, does your boss have moodswings try getting him to try .. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/mental_health/article4759160.ece
or take his talc off him.