An Inconvenient Turn
Gordon forced out of the closet by Al Gore…
UPDATE : As a co-conspirator points out, why do they both go into the closet with their jackets buttoned up and come out with them undone?
My Week – Sam Cam
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Sir Michael White warns…
“I warned Alastair Campbell, and I’m warning Andy Coulson too – but will they listen?”
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Keep giving me publicity please,Guido
Thank you so much
Another U-Turn!
Its a surprise he made it to Copenhagen. Such a dear you have to feel sorry for him. No you have to feel sorry for them both. Fuckwits the pair of them.
Fear Politics. Frighten the weak with Climate War Swine Flu Crime whats next are we going to get bombed in London any time soon? These tactics of control have bankrupt the Capitalist economy. Well done the knacker politics. of a Knacker Government
Here’s another gem from Copenhagen in case you missed it.
They cannot even find their way down a corridor.
No wonder they have been tapped by the elite to sell climate change. They are far too bloody thick to understand it.
I predict a riot
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6819470/Moodys-warns-of-social-unrest-as-sovereign-debt-spirals.html
For many years, it has been a widely held belief that the environment is an issue for the left. So I understand why, in environmental circles, the high profile that my party has recently given to the challenge of climate change was greeted initially with a degree of scepticism. The green movement was similarly suspicious of Governor Schwarzenegger in California when he began to focus on the same issue. But suspicion has now turned to surprise, with the realisation that politicians of the centre right are engaged, in earnest, with this most pressing and crucial challenge for our society.
I recently met former US Vice-President Al Gore, whose powerful film about climate change, An Inconvenient Truth, is about to be distributed in UK cinemas, and I am delighted that Republican Senator John McCain, who has done so much to promote a cross-party consensus on climate change in the US, will be coming to our party conference in Bournemouth this October. Rising to the threat of climate change will require more than conventional party politics has to offer - David Cameron
Not forgetting SARS and the Millenium bug remember what happened to them. Its lucky for scientist that Brown is giving them such a good name.
no, another dead end you mean…useless idiot
the more they see you gordon, the more they hate you.
is it possible?
YES!
Not for me – I am physically sick at the sight of him.
I like the way he points, like he knows where he is going, he’s such a cock-muncher
Ditto
WOW! Look at this.
Citizens of Labour Constituencies have no political power. LD and CON have the most.
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=t3wRT6mHZhF9Eb45KIqmoFg
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2009/dec/17/demos-power-map-constituency
What a fucking-TWAT he is
Why can’t Cyclops just come clean and admit he’s autistic?
Why? Why?
um, asperger’s actually,
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—though I concede its a rather fine point!
How Tony Blair hides his millions, using tax legislation he created
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/17/mystery-tony-blairs-money-solved
Just seen the perfect Christmas present for Gordon: “It Wasn’t Me: Why Everybody is to Blame and You’re Not”.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wasnt-Me-Everybody-Blame-Youre/dp/0340920718
Christmas is a coming!
And Prescott’s getting fat(ter)
And Prescott’s getting fat(ter)!
Pixie Cooper-Balls gives free blow-jobs in hotel room during Climate Change Conference.
Not worth the cash.
Got my money back.
An Inconvenient Prime Minister.
9000 New Swine Flu Cases Diagnosed
Perfectly respectable to lie about these things cos its cuddly, ask Gordon Brown and the BBC.
What happened to that hole in the ozone layer everyone used to mank on about?
gone mate….hole heal thy self…and it did
Al Goe lives in a 20 room mansion with a pool house – in 2006 his energy consumption at this address was 221,000 KWh – thats more than 20 times the national (American) average.
This man is a hypocrite and should not be allowed to tell us to cut back on energy usage when he is himself trying for the title of Mr Carbon Bigfoot.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/GlobalWarming/story?id=2906888&page=1
Trpo – Al Gore.
Glasses required – lol
Tripe oh?
Stroking/scratching of the ear when speaking is the classic giveaway that the person is lying
Scratching or touching your ear, nose or mouth are all signs of lying. Always look at the face or neck for involuntary blushing or reddening, all give away signs.
Another indication of lying is when Brown’s lips move
Good point well made.
UK climatologists “probably tampered with Russian-climate data” to produce a report submitted to world leaders at this week’s Copenhagen summit, it is claimed.
The Met Office’s study, which says the first decade of this century has been the warmest on record for 160 years, is being used to trumpet claims that man is causing global warming.
But experts at the Moscow-based Institute of Economic Analysis say the British dossier used statistics from weather stations that fit its theory of global warming, while ignoring those that do not.
They accuse the Met Office’s Hadley Centre of relying on just 25 per cent of Russia’s weather stations and over-estimating warming in the country by more than half a degree Celsius
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/146517/Climate-change-lies-by-Britain-
But it will be warmer in 45 minutes
Of course what everyone forgets..If there were no greenhouse gases, there would be no life on the planet.
They would have preferred to Tax Oxygen but had to make do with Carbon Dioxide..
Is that a WMD (Weather of Mass Delusion)?
Wanker of Myopic Dysfunction
Wow, what a great piece of “sexing up” there Michael.
Like your style!
If only someone could’ve locked it behind them, and have it bricked up.
Gordon truly is the most despised, useless, farcical imbecile ever to be PM.
That election can’t come soon enough.
Could not agree more. There are still many NuLabour supporters who will vote for this waste of space and that is the scary thing.
Yeah, just like my idiot sister-in-law!
Guido you are out of order. Gordon saviour of the world is now taking charge of ALL the other world leaders.
His Latest Tweet
PM: Marathon negotiations with Mexico Australia Indonesia & others. Need 2 keep leaders focused on real world outcomes, not dry texts
http://twitter.com/DowningStreet/statuses/6764576392
why is he negotiating over nut-based chocolate bars? Can’t he concentrate on the fucking job in hand and sort his confectionary needs later??
Brazil, hmm that’s the capital of Antartica isn’t it?
What is its capital city called again Dave?
Brazil is the best place to get a mouthful of nuts duckies
I was mugged there
What a pity for the world that it was a cupboard rather then an open liftshaft with a 30 storey drop.
It’s a very nice thought, though I fear a Brown bounce
Blizzard Dumps Snow on Copenhagen as Leaders Battle Warming
Denmark has a maritime climate and milder winters than its Scandinavian neighbors. It hasn’t had a white Christmas for 14 years, under the DMI’s definition, and only had seven last century. Temperatures today fell as low as minus 4 Celsius (25 Fahrenheit).
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601130&sid=a5wStc0K6jhY
somebody is trying to tell us something
You don’t understand – blizzards and -4C are caused by global warming.
Amusing green activitism
Delingpole writes
However, as no less a sage than Homer Simpson recently pointed out, “global warming” (or “Climate change” as it is more usefully known these days) is responsible for all weather, hot or cold, rainy or sunny, windy or calm. So an Environment Correspondent only has to look out of the window to find further compelling evidence of “Climate change”. So yes, we are all definitely to blame for this weekend’s snow.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100020174/climategate-green-agony-uncle-dear-james-answers-your-copenhagen-questions/
Isn’t that called having your cock and eating it.
How come if H2O and CO2 are massive greenhouse pollutants generated by man….Why isn’t the O2 level in the atmosphere falling?
as I understand it the lack of CO2 would kill the trees which produce O2 which keep us alive until the trees have no CO2 then we die
turned out nice today don’t you think
UPDATE : As a co-conspirator points out, why do they both go into the closet with their jackets buttoned up and come out with them undone?
So they do! That is a bloody good question.
Didn’t Laurel and Hardy make a comedy routine out of dressing each other down?
I suspect this is less of a comedy or sexual routine but big Al ripping Gordon apart for such a cock up and Gordon trying to make a joke of it. Gore certainly does not look amused.
“Copenhagen summit veering towards farce”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/16/copenhagen-summit-miliband-farce-warning
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Can’t argue with that.
Ruin launches his WMD in 9 seconds. Gore not impressed!
Thank you, Cheered me up!!!
are you related to gore?
you look the same,bloated on tax payers cash,and both failed in bids for elected top slot.
Ref the unbuttoned jackets……clearly forgot to do them up after putting trousers back on.
More quality incompetence.
Absolutely no surprise that Brown cannot drive.Imagine him on the M25.
Just arrived in Cockermouth.
What a fucking roadsign to display
Welcome To Cumbria
Twinned With:
-Atlantis
Must be an old sign. From the very start of Socialism? At the time when billions were cut from Flood Defence projects, when de-forestation was allowed on the upper fell slopes, and when work urgently required in that area was avoided by Defra claiming it was about fish spawning. Yeah Right! No money in the Kitty.
Sorry TAT, but voting for an independent is a waste of time in the majority of cases. Unless the candidate has a chance of getting elected, or you happen to live in a very safe seat, you might as well not bother. In an ideal world things would be different, but that’s just the way it is.
Those of us who don’t live in safe seats have a choice to make, between keeping Labour in power or removing them. That will be the only real choice at the next election.
TAT is too stupid to understand the differences between FPTP, PR & AV voting systems.
Just ignore him as usual.
Labour or Tory – no other choice.
Heroin or crackcocaine – no other choice.
You really have no concept of what others think of your inane ramblings. Surely you should be out looking for some new clothes. Now, we know that the ‘outside’ scares you. But you really do have to get out more. If only to empty the chemical toilets occasionally.
priceless
this one and the handshakes ones are classics
they will stand the test of time
(BTW anyone know if Gordo flew Flyglobespan recently?)
No but he did endorse them as a Scottish success – explains it all. Jonah strikes again.
Their business was taking off
it’s pants
Stupid arse
Only 5 months to go!!!
Kindly don’t talk about me like that.
I am a stupid hoon not a stupid arse
David Davis has split with Cameron on every issue possible.
Now he keeps sniffing Cameron’s back end.
Come on dimwits rally round Davis, he’s a fighter not a quitter.
Hmmm……..?
Desperado,
Why don’t you come to your senses?
come down from your fences, open the gate.
It may be rainin’, but there’s a rainbow above you.
You better let somebody love you.
(let sombody love you)
You better let somebody love you…ohhh..hooo
before it’s too..oooo.. late.
Smell my fear, it stinks.
A wank I think.
Just like my days as Master Baiter.
“One of these Nights” everyone will see Gordon’s “Lyin Eyes”.
eye
Hope so, I’m the ‘new kid in town’!
on every issue possible?
that is the kind of thing a woman would say innit?
as I said, private parts is an excellent description of what you are.
well done.
Ah MB is back in a new guise. He fancies being laughed off the blog for a second time.
You may go.
yeah, private parts failed the medical.
too retarded.
nice to see taat putting more effort in than the usual simply limply tossing out hackneyed insults. of course the real taat would have had an imagination but has been algo’d out for ages, all that’s left is a sad limp imitation, pity.
see what I mean?
Davis has enough common sense to realise fighting his own side will only let Labour in.
Much better to win the election and then battle for his policies.
Wholesale Corruption=Labour
Class.
Funniest video ever.
I cant see where its been altered.
What IS the twat going on about?????
I saw this on a previous list and it was funny then and it is still very funny now. Great.
Sleaze,smears and lies; they’re all in Labour’s D-N-A too.
Brilliant…
Laugh? I nearly voted Labour!!!
oh no not the comfy chair…..
Never work with animals,children or Goredon.
The video was funny this morning…
And it’s still funny now!
Gordon Brown – what a fucking idiot. A world leader who cannot lead the way down a hotel corridor.
Never mind a model cathedral – somebody throw a rice pudding skin at ‘im; he’ll still be struggling with it at Christmas…
Question Time will be a hoot this evening
Is it being broadcast?
No QT tonight. Most of the M.P.’s probably bunked off immediately following PMQ’s. Didn’t you notice the many empty spaces in the H of C for the Harman/read out the answers show?
suspect this incident may be left out due to pressures of time (and BBC bias)
oh, and the Copenhagen summit will be a tremendous success, if we believe the panellists
You’ll have to wait for HIGNFY..
Then I can laugh at that stupid bellend, Brigstocke.
Excellent. Better than watching The Simpsons.
Even HIGNFY grates and pisses me off!. I watched last week and that retarded dwarf fuckwit Ian Hislop was slagging off climategate in a way that would make Miliband proud!
Private eye used to attack the establishment through parody. Since that fucking dwarf took over, it is now trying to bury itself deeply inside the establishment’s arse.
It is just like Radio 4’s the news quiz. Left wing student humour 15 years past it’s use by date!
It is very sad and lame in the extreme. I would not mind, but my taxes pay for the fucker!
Mr Ned, it is not just HIGNFY and News quiz, it permeates through all programme genre, Benders, all R4 comedy, news, and have you seen ‘Climate Wars’?
Common purpose runs through all levels of the BBC
Any way, don’t want to keep you from work, or afternoon tea break?
Wait for Count Arthur Strong next week or Lenny Henry narrating Roald Dahl’s Mathilda on Sunday
Wankers. Up against the wall, motherfuckers.
Going to have to be a big wall.
maybe a mobious wall?
we clearly need comedy of the calibre of Old Holborn on our Radio and TV as everyone knows the far right is the very cradle of comedy genius
true, most of them don’t know it, but that doesn’t make them any less hilarious
Fud and Gore.
“Forced out of the closet”? You’ll be branded an evil homophobe by the Left again for mentioning Gordon’s alleged uphill gardening…!
McFud = Chutney Ferret……
I walked in on my wife sticking a Snickers up her c’nut this morning. she’s fucking nuts.
Tasted better when they were Marathons
The bloke’s wife or the chocolate bars?
Step into my office unannounced will you beetches.
Can’t work out which one is Stan they both resemble Ollie
No more broom and bust!
Both men were all to eager to take a left turn….
Old habits die hard for the shite house rat.
Brown and Darling……… another fine mess.
Tucker: any luck getting that piano upstairs?
Does anyone else look at a Laurel and Hardy film and think “Guido and Galley” or is it just me?
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Does anyone else look at a Laurel and Hardy film and think “Guido and Galley” or is it just me?
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Does anyone else look at a Laurel and Hardy film and think “Guido and Galley” or is it just me?
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Does anyone else look at a Laurel and Hardy film and think “Guido and Galley” or is it just me?
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Does anyone else look at a Laurel and Hardy film and think “Guido and Galley” or is it just me?
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Could you repeat that please?
Come on, Darling, we’re leaving!!!!
can you take Jimmy with you – he’s obviously lost his way – it won’t be long at the emergency ward..they’ll section him pretty quickly
Stan Laurel was a brilliant comic in his own right, with or without Hardy.
Compare his skill and craft to the useless,politicised, champagne socialist, twats so beloved by the BBC these days. Every time I hear some unfunny, university educated twat describing himself as a ’stand up comedian’ I wanna reach for my gun.
An inconvenient truth: The British Government’s War Against the British Army: http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/the-governments-war-on-the-british-army/
“If there’s a right way to do it,a wrong way to do it,nobody does it like meee”
Hitler would have been proud of you.
Top stuff Guido
Genuine ROFL at the Hoon
But check Gore’s face he gives Broon a look Clearly thinks you Dick
It comes to something when the biggest Dick since whittington thinks you are one
Gore has worked with Clinton so obviously knows a prize twat when he see’s one.
Indeed, everytime the retarded twat looks in a mirror, he wonders why his twin is hiding behind a plate of glass!
After doing sterling work bank customers for some 350 years, the Cheque has been killed off by Gordon Jonah-Brown:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236566/Gordon-Browns-rent-cheque-bounced-university.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8414341.stm
The bounced cheque is at £560 at the moment……… WTF???????? Why?
What’s worse than raining buckets?
Hailing taxis!
That’s really unlike Gordon, to see the funny side of it. Those antidepressants must finally be working
At the rate he is gobbling the super strength tablets, are we surprised they are working? Everything must be funny on those doses. Credit Rating downgrade watch, surging unemployment, a dodgy War going wrong, dissent in the Ranks, Expenses having to be paid back. The list is endless. Any normal mood in any normal man would have been breakdown material. …………… Oh Wait!
PLEASE HELP…..for some reason I cannot view Guido’s video feeds….perhaps someone could tell me why? I can view youtube and have real player, quicktime and wmp on my pc. I only encounter this problem here – I am always able to view video feeds everywhere else. I am dying to know what Brown has done that is so funny….as I can’t see the video feed I haven’t a clue. Guido has put no description with the video feed so I am competely in the dark. Many thanks to any kind soul who can help or advise me.
“…I am competely in the dark.”
Sounds like a power cut’s at the root your problem here Dozzy.
we’re at 50 days + 1 so get used to them
It’s hilarious. Gordon makes a sort of gurning face and then a stinking otter drops out his right trouser leg as he’s walking. Al Gore then slips in the otter, grabs Gordon’s trousers to steady himself, pulls them down and Gordon’s wearing a nappy.
This is not just IT Support. This is M&S IT Support
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete
There could be something in nappy theory, given the odd way Gordon walks. Rubber incontinence pants seem more consistent with his financial policies, however.
Coffee everyway. Don’t do that again.
Now why is it that when Gorgon smiles, his lips make him look like the Joker out of Batman – wierd I say!!
I can’t take my eyes off his lips either, something weird going on, it must be the medication.
Every interview from Copenhagen he’s going on how he’s spoken to Barry/Hillary/Sudan President/Uncle Tom Cobley and they all agree with his proposals for saving the world.
After Gordon John Sopel (Beeb) interviewed Prescott who was gushing “did you hear Gordons *Brilliant* speech” vomit inducing.
Doris – it sounds like you need Flash player installed…try here –
http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/
install the player and then have another go…
“Doris – it sounds like you need Flash player installed”
Indeed far less painful than a coil – have you noticed Doris when you cross your legs the automatic garage doors open?
Thank you Anthony – the problem is solved. I needed to update flash which isn’t as easy as it looks!
Gore tells McMoron he is a drivelling pathetic half eyed Scottish idiot.
It seems to be a firefox problem, works fine in internet explorer, even though both have the latest adobe software.
p.s. I am no fan of IE and I use Firefox mostly.
Excellent!
IRENE do we have coffee tueday and friday.
Brown – How about we sell all our gold at a knock down price and invest it in worthless currency.
Darling – That sounds like a good idea, say that again.
Brown – Well we sell all our gold at a knock down price and invest it in worthless currency and no one will be any the wiser.
Darling – Takes off his hat and scratches his head.
Brown – What can go wrong, we can always buy it back if there is a recession.
“Ere John you never guess what?”
“What?”
“I was getting a blow job in me hotel room off a prossy and guess who walks in?”
“The maid”
“Nah..only Gordon Brown and fucking Al Gore”
“Fuck off”
“Straight up John,as I live and breath”
“Wot they say?”
“Not a lot.Gore just called Gordon a cu*t and walked out”
When your finished with that boy can i use him?
Even funnier than the video
Brown leads the way again – up the proverbial garden path.
What is it with this excuse for a PM McMental? Has someone told him he should smile more often? Just watched him being interviewed on Pravda and he smiles at the most inappropriate moments. He looks, well sort of, emmm thick. He looks a right dork.
Let’s hope he did fly with Flyglobespan – no return flight!
It’s his medication.
Yep, his a Tosser alright.
That was the room where they keep all the unfortunate people who think they are Napoleon, Hitler, the Prime Minister or Jesus. Fortunately Gordon Brown escaped. The problem is, nobody knows which one.
Gordon is all of these, but one never knows from one day to the next which persona is on board.
Guido,
Beautiful work. Roger on Left Foot Forward doesn’t like it though………..
“Gordon is functionally blind and on this one occasion didn’t have his omnipresent minder whispering in his ear which way to go. Have you got any other clips of disabled people suffering momentary embarassments you’d like us to giggle at?”
Roger ain’t going to like the Laurel and Hardy remix………..
so we are paying a guy to tell the PM which way is up?
FFS JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
“Speaking of his eyesight, Mr Brown added: ‘Every year, of course, I have to check – as I did only a few days ago – that my eyesight is good. There has been absolutely no deterioration.’”
So, not functionally blind.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1219430/Gordon-Brown-Tests-Brown-tears-retina.html
i’m not sure being a c*nt is a disability.
A c*nt has its uses! Brown is useless and a complete fuckwit.
Functionally and the PM are two diametrically oppsite concepts BB. Are you Sarah Macaulay in real life, by the way?
PMSL
best of the year
Gordon Brown’s wonky compass
Let him down and made him an ass
Leading Al Gore
Through the wrong door
Pants falling down, always a clown
Ev’ry time he never fails
Runaway train, right off the rails
Throws borrow’d cash
To all the trash
Knock England down – that’s Gordon Brown
Great Audition lads ! You’re both hired! Filming starts Monday !!!
Thank you so much Gordon cocksucker general
for representing our noble country in such a stylish
and dignified way.
You’ve only developed like this because you were such
a fat lumpen gargantuan child that when sensible
kids bullied you and punched you in school everything bounced
off your gross mottled rhino hide. Thus the Vast “Gordon”
myth was born, impervious to normal adjustment and social
positioning.
Result. Our country run by a stupid emotional retarded dog dick.
Bravo Gonk. Now say what you really mean!
Sorry old chap – can’t get video any more due to internet Nazis.
Any chance of a precis ?. Just so I know whether there’s any chance that MSM might think to broadcast it
Try the bbc that’s where blog oast got it.
If Gordon dodn’t exist comedy sketchwriters would have to have invented hiim !!
AND this is the man who says he’s Saving the Planet ??
the comedy sketch writers would be told that the Caricature is clearly ridiculous and too far fetched
Reality is far more tragic than imagination
GORDON TRIES THE OLD ‘WHOOPS WRONG DOOR!’ TRICK
Cape Cod Cottager does ex-VP in new world record time.
who’s farted?
More tea vicar?
‘The Bishop’s coming late today’ said the actress pouring tea with her left hand
A new one to me LFD. Thanks.
There’s a mole at the counter…
Corridor Sketch
Gordon: I am the sort of person who leads by example you know
Gore: We sure need someone like you to show us all the way, Mr Bown.
Gordon: Well Al I have always been a secret admirer of yours too, I bought all your books. Ah here’s the door to our Suite.
Gore: Just a moment Mister! I like broads, not Guys!, broom cupboards are not my style you Schmuck!
Gordon: No No! You don’t understand I innocently took a wrong turn!
Gore: I oughta punch your lights out! If you’re not outta here by the time I count to three…..
Gordon: Thinks(That’s another fine mess Ed Balls has got me into)
How the fucking hell does Brown manage even to dress himself in the morning? And this guy represents us on the world stage. What an embarrassment . As long as he’s prime minister why can’t he just stay in Downing Street?
Dress himself ? What makes you think he dresses himself ?
Where has his Eton tie gone, since it was ridiculed here?
Very funny, the only guaranteed thing in this Staasi Marxist LieBor super state is that, had it been the Dark Baron Manglesbums, he would not have come out of the closet for hours!
uh-oh
prezza tweet:
Breaking: Just been told Gordon’s been asked by other world leaders to chair leaders discussions. Big man for a big job #Copenhagen #cop15
Hospital pass or what
Ie
He was set up to draw the short straw.
No chance of anything now, apart from him give away more imaginary money
No, not set up to draw the short straw – he was selected to draw the raffle.
So. The rumours were true all along. He is in the closet!
Dithering again, one minute he’s in the closet, the next he isn’t
Jon: “Nick I understand that internet bloggers such as Guido Fawkes are making much of Gordon Brown’s directional mishap this morning ?”
Nick; “Yes,Jon,it seems that is the case but I have it from sources very close to Downing Street that this in actual fact had been planned by the Prime Minister for some time!”
Jon “So it was not as some are saying an embarassment to him then /”
Nick “No indeed not.I have it, I may say in confidence,that the Prime Minister wished to have a moment with Mr Gore to suggest a way of breaking the present impasse and that,mindful of the cameras of the World’s media who are following him,such is their realistaion that Brown is THE politician who is able to get agreement,went into the stationary cupboard(NOT as reported a broom cupboard)to put the suggestion to Mr Gore ahead of the final negotiating round later to-day!”
Jon”And judging by the smiles as they exited Nick it would appear that Gordon Brown may have secured the breakthrough he was seeking ?”
Nick “It would seem so,Jon but,and I’ll say no more than this,it is still early days although Downing Street is confident that Gordon Brown may just have pulled off the stroke of his long and illustrious career which if that is the case will literally,and I cannot empasis this enough,just have saved the planet!”
Jon: “And once again he’s wrong-footed David Cameron and the Tories !”
Nick; “Yes,Jon, there are some very long faces to-day in the Tory Party that Gordon Brown by his quick footwork has managed to secure Mr Gores’ agreement to the deal!”
Jon: “Thank you, Nick. And now in other news BA have announced that it seems a last minute telephone intervention by Gordon Brown,who interrupted his crucial negotaiation in Copenghagen on which we reported earlier, may have saved Christmas for thousands of British families. Here’s our transport correspondent……..”
Shit – do you work for Al-Beeb ?
Perfect utterly perfect, the webs new Stanislav.
seconded.
Jon: Cameron is a very bad man
Nick; Yes
Jon: I like Gordon Brown
Nick: So do I
Looks like Peter Cook didn’t die in vain with satire of this calibre
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The man is an idiot. End of.
You got that right.
Is the landlord the only one to have noticed they’ve each undone their jacket buttons while in there?
Yes you are the only landlord to have noticed that.
What’s up? Drumming up business? Why not try CiF – that’s where BluLabour hangs out these days. Or the Spectator, they are good and loyal Cameroons.
By the way, Hunchback of Drowning street.
The fucking retail figures are down. Time’s running
out for you. You’ll have to get peg boy Mandeltwat
to get inventing some ludicrous crap the client state
will believe.
Don’t forget to put matching shoes on in the morning.
You don’t want to look a fucking idiot.
Brilliant.
Best laugh i have had today.
Thanks Guido.
I won’t pay the money back! I won’t! I won’t! Won’t! Grunt! Grunt! Squeeeeeeal!”
L & H make me laugh. This cnut just makes me want to slit my wrists.
The cnut makes me want to slit his wwrists
He’s a complete ‘king Cnut.
Unsurprising as neither know what to do with a c?nt
Australian PM condones child abuse:
Kevin Rudd reads a letter from a 6 year old too COP15 delegates.
How would a 6 year old be aware of Global warming and be motivated enough to write a letter too Kevin Rudd?
Fear.
Mental cruelty is listed under child abuse.
A naive 6 year old would have not written a letter about climate change without it.
Kevin Rudd may as well have read a statement written by a torture victim as far as I’m concerned.
Maybe Kevin Rudd had better send social services round to the parents of this poor little sod.
But think of the children….
They are thinking of the children, which is why they are brainwashing them as effectively as any cult does. Pervert the minds of the children and they will follow where adults will not, the critical faculties of the child are undeveloped which is why the child molesting political classes are picking on them. Ask yourself why Brown fears adults so much and why he loves to visit childrens schools so often.
He feels safe and comfortable with children, he can manipulate and control children where ordinary adults would probably spit in his face. Brown is like whack Jacko in his love of children.
I always do, GG.
BA Strike illegal
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8418805.stm
will they press for asset sequestration of the Union?
militant unions disrupting ordinary people over winter
Labour Governments – it’s what happens
Yet another triumph for the Labour Party.
The Conservatives just don’t have a clue and David Cameron has passed no comment on this,just a lot of wind.
All he is capable of is cracking corny gags
Just watch my opinion poll ratings climb over the week-wnd
Can the same thing be done to the ruin , for giving us wonk socialism and the EUSSR .
interesting one this
do judges now hold the keys to keeping the population in check?
I didn’t see any judges running after Brown or new labour over their terrible handling of the economy??
we still support the corrupt regime of Afghanisatn under karzai even though the whole world knows its corrupt – where were the judges then??
one law for little people another for the elites me thinks
soon there will be no protest allowed by law in wonderful East german Britain
Smash the union twats haha
UNITE is going down.
SUCK IT LEFTIES
HAHAHA
I’m getting demob happy now,
Two WPCs are out on foot patrol with their alsatian.
One says “I’m getting a bit cold and i’ve left my knickers back at the station.”
The other one says “Use the dog,give him a sniff of your fanny and he’ll go and fetch them for you.”
So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station.
Two hours later he returns with a truncheon,a plastic baton and three of the sergeants fingers…
Ha ha ha very good
Ha ha ha very old
3 newly wed grooms have a bet before their first night of marriage. They will each inform the others how many times they had sex by how many rounds of toast they order at breakfast.
1st man, proudly order 2 rounds
2nd man , grins and orders 4 rounds
3rd man, very smugly orders 6 rounds, 4 white and 2 brown
TOO ME, TOO YOU
I cant be bothered to publish treasury stats !!
Management Summary:
This year we have mostly been wasting lots of money
This is rather nice. Socialist Blair’s tangle of companies:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/17/mystery-tony-blairs-money-solved
I think he is a Nom Dom now
Anthrax in Glasgow
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5hRH8EQ7f5Sj4dmPAcDBLZYKUCSiA
Clip is amusing , notice how it was Left turn , straight into the broom cupboard !!
Still no news on ethical mans wonk science experiment on NN , i cant believe it .
They, the Great Leader and the Big Lie Promulgator, are about as much use as chocolate fireguards……..
>>>>>>>>>>>>BREAKING NEWS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Ireland out of Recession. Growth of 0.3%
You could not make it up, Browns leading the World to recovery takes another blow. H aha ha I've just fallen off my chair again.
We are selling GBP and Euro's and buying US dollars
See how they both automatically turned left
Business and First Class seats only for them
Exhibit 497 for The Prosecution M’lard a video of the two accused together plotting their fraud.
I couldn’t find any tupperware to put my lunch in this morning, so I put my cottage cheese in a condom instead.
Needless to say, I’m not allowed to use the fridge in the House of Commons Bar anymore.
Stop licking your window and have a look out, the men in white coats have arrived.
Brown makes Dubya look like a fucking genius.
They look like 2 fat mental patients on their way to be castrated. Loony Brown is so tense he has no neck, and Al Gormless is body languaging, “get away from me you stinking loser bastard”.
Can anybody lip-read? What does the cheap ugly bitch say at the end when she slams the door on the cameras?
It’s another one for the Yanks to put with Bush driving the loony abusively in Golf-Cart 1.
http://www.redbalcony.com/?vid=21054
“Sorry Albie, ma twatnav’s on the blink. Hows Tipper?”
” Thank you for the quality of your leadership. She’s fine, still gives me a buck when I fuck her.”
” Jings….if I could get Goatee tae do that ah’d hae oooh, hang on…..fifteen pence!
What’s all the fuss ?? I went into that room, thinking it was the kitchen where President Omaha usually hides from me.
A big boy from America forced me to go into a broom cupboard….it wasnnae my fault.
It stared with an American.
Makes me think of that episode of Father Ted, New Jack City.
The new priest used the term pair of wankers I recall.
SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS:! ! !
It has been announced that next year’s shirt sponsor for TIGER WOODS will be Tampax.
A spokesman for Tampax said
“To sponsor a Hoon going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about.”
didn’t take long did they………..must have been anti-climatic
Why couldn’t they both get lost FFS?
And as I have been referred to as “Prudence” I will carry the UK through the recession.
Greece is far,far, worse off than us so mull that over Guido before you start talking the UK down again and again
All Eyes’ on Greece
“All eyes are on Greece, and to a lesser extent Spain and the U.K.,” said Luca Cazzulani, a fixed-income strategist at UniCredit SpA in Milan. “The situation requires a lot of prudence right now” from investors, he said.
I thought prudence was dead and buried, after being raped and bludgeoned by Brown.
In the modern day Global Village, when Global Leaders meet, it is clear that I, James Gordon Brown, am the Global Village Idiot.
…and if Labour are re-elected or there is a hung parliament, the UK’s own credit rating will be downgraded, like that of Greece.
Doesn’t exactly give us much of a choice at the next election, does it? :(
Vote Dave.
Easy to see why TaT never had a proper job, or achieved anything useful.
He actually isn’t normally that invective. Perhaps being on his own all Xmas and New Year is weighing on his mind a lot.
Vote Dave to piss tat off.
Stalking and fellating tramps isn’t a job either you fuckwit
I totally agree with TaT, it is the only way forward. Otherwise we are doomed.
Brown can’t see an open door without thinking it’s a rat run. It’s all part of his escape plan.
Gore &Gorgon ” I lost an eye in a rugby match and I can’t tell one door from the next. Its Harriets fault, they all have to look the same”
hey guys
I think this Ashton woman deserves a good kicking
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6959513.ece
Lord, that’s depressing…
So Ireland, despite the lack of Quantative Easing a.k.a saving the bankers’ bacon by mortgaging the future tax-revenues a la UK, has managed 3rd Quarter Growth.
This is an illustration of how they did it in just one particular area.
The Irish Budget 2009:
Last year the Equality Authority had its budget cut by almost 50%.
” A group of about 80 equality groups and proponents working for equality in Ireland set up Equality Rights Alliance (ERA) in an attempt to collectively act and ‘resist’ the sublimation of people rights.
What follows is a press release:
Alliance Warns Against Cutting Equality & Rights Bodies More
Equality & Rights Alliance (ERA) today called on the Government not to hit
the budgets of The Equality Authority and the Irish Human Rights Commission
(IHRC) again in Wednesday’s budget.
Joanna McMinn, Chair of ERA, said that any further cuts would be short
sighted and further evidence of the government’s disregard for the values of
equality, rights and solidarity. She also said that further cuts would
question the leverage of the Green Party, which has stated that it is
working to change the current weakened position of the bodies.
“Any move to reduce the viability of these watchdog bodies further would
betray the spin that this government wants to protect the vulnerable,”
McMinn said. “It is precisely in time of recession and economic crisis that
people at risk of discrimination need to be protected more.”
Independent research commissioned by ERA shows that budget cuts made in
October 2008 have already had a significant impact on the work of the IHRC
and an unquantifiable impact on the work of the Equality Authority.
At an ERA conference last week, Green Party Justice spokesperson Ciaran
Cuffe TD said that his party wanted to move equality away from Justice into
a bolstered department of Social Welfare, Employment, Equality and
Integration. He also said that the original cuts of 43% to the Equality
Authority and 24% to the IHRC went beyond what the Greens wanted to see.
ERA is a coalition of over 80 organisations working to make equality and
human rights stronger in Ireland.’
……………………………….
Their clients: Immigrants from within EU (eg Roma) and from elsewhere (eg Pakistan, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq and so on).
Of course, the 80 organisations will have to shed staff and shelve ‘projects’ and will fight tooth and nail to keep their little empires.
Action has been taken across a broad front of public budgets, all of them protested. They would, wouldn’t they.
Measures like those will have to undertaken in the UK after the election…the IMF and the Bond Markets expect it.
Mopping up the excesses of QE will make it more painful. A year would have been lost by Labour refusal to act decisively for purely party reasons.
We just can’t take in any old shit you know. You’ll have to find somewhere else, preferably off planet.
Uranus?
freelance seems like an interesting idea , although the ensuring the engineering is correct is also interesting . status quo as far as I am concerned is rock band and not what is currently needed if there is room for that then I think I can assist , but all good writers are more than one area I understand that . I could get my other projects going .
there are plenty of scientists out there who are so called evolution ‘deniers’ and favour intelligent design but the Science Nazi-fascists are making too much money from the evolution scam while politicians use it to promote their communist socialist ideals on the mainstream media.
Don’t believe them or you will be just another sheeple on the way to the communist-fascist-capitalist death camps. It’s all a conspiracy cooked up by Darwin to sell fake dinosaur bones to gullible museums!
Read the bible you cretins!
Who are you going to trust ?
scientists or hysterical paranoid pundits and their window licking minions ?
Well scientists, actually, for instance those who understand that:
(1) A climate model based on radiative equilibrium is simplistic and incorrect;
(2) One should not select one’s data to give the answer one wants;
(3) It is not permissible to mix different proxies and direct observations in one graph;
(4) Tree rings are useless as a proxy for temperature;
(5) Climate models that use linear analysis to represent complex non-linear systems, requiring the solution of partial differentials, are as much use as a chocolate teapot;
(6) When a theory makes a major prediction that does not come true, one must modify or abandon the theory;
(7) The ‘temperature of the atmosphere’ is not a concept with any physical reality, but an arbitrary construct arrived at by a subjective choice of statistical methods;
(8) Water vapour and clouds have far more effect on climate than CO2 could ever have, but are poorly understood; and
(9) We have no proper model of natural climate change and so cannot determine what, if any component of observed climate change could be anthropogenic.
I could go on. The point is that climate science is still in the state that medicine was in around 1800; inaccurate and potentially lethal.
Sir W.
Well summed up. it’s a pity that Iain Stewart in his BBC TV series was/is not so inclined to think through what he was saying.
Perhaps the best outcome of the Copenhagen conference – if it dissolves into farce – is a recognition that our understanding of how the climate works is incomplete, and our methods of researching it, and more particularly our analysis of that research, are rather woefully opaque. Until all scientists having interest in the field of climate research have equal, unhindered access to all raw data, and research papers are peer-reviewed in a more transparently fair way, there will be doubt about the science. The politicians (well, some of them) may be convinced, but many in the general polulation are not. No policy involving significant sacrifice by the populations of ‘developed’ nations will be accepted willingly unless there is sound scientific reasoning to support it. The scientific reasoning is currently nowhere near sound enough.
same old stuff Waad.
It’s complicated so it must be dodgy.
Fraid not professor. Science relies on peer review and where errors are found they are examined and corrected unlike far right blogs and pundits.
The complexity of Quantum physics hasn’t stopped it from being correct enough to propell the computing revolution and an unparrallelled understanding of the sub atomic world.
The same people foaming at the mouth over one mans emails said fuck all when Dubyas White House censored and altered scientific reports on a scale which dwarfs climategate.
The point about that is that it didn’t prove or disprove climate change any more than Jones emails does. Just the paucity of the neoconservatives arguments against it and one scientists foolishness.
Those interested in the science, not the political posturing and conspiracy theories, could educate themselves here
Climate change: A guide for the perplexed
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11462
Which debunks many of the myths you hear from the paranoids
Erm2 – Science has never been settled on the exact mechanisms and future predictions on climate. Significant numbers of scientists have been voicing doubts for many years. The UEA hack merely added to the doubts, not caused them.
Scientific opinion on climate is not settled – scientific fact on climate is even less settled.
Quantum physics is descriptive and not an applied science. Even the old Black and White TVs with thermionic valves worked because of the natural phenomena Quantum Physics describes. The rest is technology.
‘ Dubyas’ interference with science is hearsay. Even if true, I wouldn’t defend the bad against the worse.
I do not seek to disprove climate change. Nor the status of the evidence having used the methodology since the days of Emiliani and Shackelton’s pioneering work with ice cores in the 60’s and seventies in reconstructing past climate for Palaeolithic archaeology.
My issue is that I am too aware of the ‘uncertainties’ and ‘assumptions’ which accompany reconstructing past climate from a series of proxies be it ice or deep sea sediment cores or tree ring data in relation to radiometric dating with carbon dating (which has changed enormously since the days of Libby).
A healthy caution is recommended for the simple reason that too much ‘certainty’ is always dangerous for any scientific enquiry.
Science is never settled
It’s the accumulation of evidence and the theories which best fit that evidence.
Evolution isn’t settled any more than Quantum physics is but the broad theories and preponderance of data that best fit and predict the observable world are adopted and taught because they are the most correct and elegant way of understanding the world and universe around us. Those theories which don’t and are woefully inadequate are consigned to the dustbin of history like alchemy and astrology.
If you want 100% dogmatic certainty with no room for doubt look to religion and politics not science.
Your ’significant numbers’ are a small but very vocal minority while the vast majority are working to accumulate as much evidence as possible while improving and refining the theories and science to as high degree of certainty as is possible.
Then again all of this is covered in that New Scientist article.
Those interested in the Science can view it and all the other myths they debunk.
Those who only want to use Climate Change as a political football for their own pet conspiracy theories can fuck off as they are an amusing irrelevance.
Electronics is the applied science of electrons and other subatomic particles.
Call it technology if that makes you feel better but an electron gun in an old CRT TV doesn’t work by magic. It needs to be explained and jumping the electron gap requires Quantum physics as just one minor example.
Here’s just a sample of the ‘hearsay’ behind Dubyas anti-science agenda
http://www.ucsusa.org/scientific_integrity/abuses_of_science/
It’s interesting, this debate about ’small numbers of scientists’ either supporting or opposing particular views. I’ve seen it published somewhere – sadly, can’t remember where – that the IPCC data was supplied by a small number of scientists – 43 was the number I recall. I also recall a report that several thousand scientists had put their names to a petition calling doubt on the ’settled’ science.
What is the layman to believe? This layman sees enough debate and doubt in the pure science, in the pure politics and in the politics of the science to be unconvinced about the need for sudden and radical action on climate change – action that could seriously and adversely affect the ‘developed’ world (and that’s no slight on the ‘less-developed’ world – they exploited an opportunity to extort money from the developed countries, and fools that we are, we let them). This layman needs much more convincing by sound scientific data gathering and sound analysis of that data before he will be convinced that the climate’s changes are anything other than mostly natural.
The scientific academies and bodies from almost every country in the world who backed the IPCC withtheir reputations are neither small nor insignificant.
Those who wish to believe there is an imaginary contention about the science will do so no matter what the science says because their motivations are clearly political.
Of course that fringe don’t matter much as mainstream Politicians who recieve briefings from Scientists on the current state of the Science know that this isn’t some ludicrous conspiracy theory and Shwarzenegger Bush and Cameron would hardly have accepted the science just to annoy the lunatic fringes of their Party and put taxes up for a laugh.
A majority of the American public still believe in the Adam and Eve myth as a reality but thankfully that does not dictate that any science that involves positing an earth older than 6000 years is forbidden or that evolutionary science is now bunk.
The Science will continue and be refined with ever greater data and ever more succesful theories to reduce the uncertainties. Like it or not the evidence points to climatic changes which will have seriously adverse effects on countries both rich and poor.
Those who don’t want to believe never will no matter what the evidence.
Rationality is hardly the hallmark of conspiracy theorists.
Creationism versus evolution theory will not end up costing the west trillions of Dollars whoever is right or wrong,unlike climate science which has now got the world economies by the balls.
I’ll pin my colours to the mast.
Evolution is, of course, a theory and the best description to describe the processes of biological change over time.
Climatology is also based upon a series of theories and, if purely academic ie, pure research science, an intellectually challenging enquiry into the processes of the natural world.
The problem is that it has merged into the applied science of meteorology which is predictive and universally useful. The forecast is a part of our lives and aviation or shipping would be immeasurably disadvantaged without it.
Whereas the ‘forecast’ is only reasonably accurate regionally for about 3 days in advance and the probabilities decline rapidly to about 9 days and then just peter out after a fortnight despite the modelling and supercomputers.
Climatology (or a faction within the academic community) has strayed into forecasting climate over the decades and has elevated its insights to the status of near certainty…a very questionable state of affairs.
An unholy alliance has been built up over some two decades which has produced the nightmare scenario which is dominating the agenda at Copenhagen. (HADCRU and IPCC)
In realit, there are many, many loose ends. But scientific reputations are at stake….see those notorious e-mails.
The ’science’ is far from certain. There are no immutable ‘facts’.
Very powerful interests are involved from trading carbon credits to sequestration of CO2. Much money is involved. A populism that is almost messianic has seized the imagination of the spear-carriers and theory is taught in schools as fact.
The delicious truth is that the sea-level rises become critical in some 60 years. Long after the proponents currently driving the agenda will have left this earthly stage. The predictions are, in a sense, over the horizon and therefore non-provable at the present time.
Skepsis is the only rational position to take.
For f*cks sake, plant a few trees and keep the b*stards happy…… but I would not p*ss on the African despots if they were on fire !! peace :)
The theory of evolution has a fault in its basic premise, accidental mutation that allows a species to cope with variations in habitat.
Its more logical to suggest that habitat adaptation is inbuilt and hard wired into all animal species because we see short term adaptation happening to animals like the polar bear which adapted to its current body shape with amazing speed, if the changes were pure chance mutations then many millions of bears would have to had accidental mutations before the correct set of alterations provided the modern polar bear and its far more likely that all animals forced to live in changed circumstances can alter their physical attributes within a few generations as the surroundings permit, those that cannot change die off. Its almost as if the cellular structure was taking in complex instructions to change the organisms form.
It seems far more likely that organisms have the inbuilt ability to adapt and respond to changes almost as if they had inbuilt intelligence of some kind that directs cell mutation. This does not prove intelligent design but it does raise questions as to the current accepted theory.
‘Mutation’ is not accidental. TaT proves this very point.
mutation is mutation is mutation. Full stop.
About time you read The Selfish Gene again. This time concentrate
Brown just took big Al aside to give him a peak at his ring pattern.
An inconvienient truth: It’s snowing in the UK – so much for global warming!
Fiddled figures – fiddled scientific papers – says it all.
Sadly, global warming will probably mean Britain gets colder, because we won’t get the benefits of the Gulf Stream. I was all for it until I learned that.
Can you be sure?
Aids/HIV was the bogeyman in the early eighties. They said by the turn of the century we would all know at least one person who had died as a result of the plague. More likely three.
In fact, ask yourselves “How many folk do I know that have died as a result of HIV/Aids? In this Country.”
For me there is even no myths or legends about this awful disease. I don’t know anyone , or know of anyone, or heard of anyone that I might possibly know who has died. Helicopter crashes, motor (motorbike) +(quad bike) accidents, heart attacks, strokes, seizures, overdoses, alcoholism, mrsa, and various other causes of demise.
Not ONE Aids case. Makes you wonder. Doesn’t it?
Hahahahahahaha!
superb satire
it’s just a shame it goes largely unnoticed like so many other examples ’smuggled in’ on this site
YES !!! THIS INCIDENT IN THE BOX ROOM HAS MADE THE TOP OF THE BBC SIX O’CLOCK NEWS INTRODUCTION…
Russia has just nuked climate change
haha USA and the West are lying dying dinos on their last legs.
A penguin goes into a pub. He asks the barman “Has my brother been in?” “I don’t know” says the barman, “what does he look like?”
Is that racist or animalist ??
To be honest, penguins all look the same to me…just that some of them are big and others not. But they all have vicious beaks.
I wonder if Brown’s cognitive processes could be improved if you cut his knackers off – we need to do something as he is clearly struggling with the day to day
But we already know that Jonah has no balls.
Oh for f8cks sake, he just took his eye off the ball !!! easily done !!
Ready to be scared with something beyond unnatural ? …..
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/tyBGacS2NpdQsSIR
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Why did they come out with their jackets undone? You tell me! Maybe to give the subliminal impression of warmth? Like Hansen did before the US Senate by turning the heating up on the hottest day of the year (picked as such because he scrutinised the statistics beforehand).
They go into the cupboard jackets buttoned and BOTH come out with jackets unbuttoned – they were there just long enough to exchange something in the cupboard, out of sight of security cameras and the media and their own staff – something small taken out of one man’s inside breast pocket and handed over to the other, perhaps. Brown’s medication? A small packet of uncut diamonds?
Gore looks as if he is taking steroids for something.
Oh what a load of trivial crap!
Up your game Guido ffs!
This sort of story diminishes your blog, enourmously. I can barely stand to read it lately. What with your juvenile paint-balling exploits and so on.
Where’s the meat Guido? Where is the MEAT?
You pour out tons of fluff but no meat.
I’m out.
Good !
Bet he’ll be back tomorrow.
We all know that is really you Nick Brown
You could find some interesting stuff and post it. Plenty of people do. Either that, or have a bit of a laugh. However, if you are humourless and unimaginative, perhaps you’d be better off on one of the party websites.
Humourless??? That will be a socialist then !!
I’d wager he’s from one of the one party websites. The ‘red one’…
I guess he got tired of the tumbleweed.
Copenhagen Irony:
Brown tells the world not to indulge in the politics of self-interest
Iran’s Ahmijinedad says it’s all because of egotistical megalomaniacs
Allllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Ackbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bang
hahahahahaha Mr Mohammed at 236 above will not be happy at that !!
Oh baby can you fuck me good and proper
Getting a bit stale aren’t we TaT. And not just the Cords that are piss stained.
Will Sion Simon make a utube vidio of him paying back 20k, it will be a hit for sure.
Video, sorry Mr Fry.
Why was gordon hobnobbing with algore anyway????
I thought he wanted copenhagan to grandstand!!
Was algore the only one who would agree to a photo op with him?? Did even hilaryclinton avoid him???
Local news on telly just, article about nohopenhagen and climate change followed by weather forecast for freezing conditions and Snow Jonah brown just buggers everything he touches.
Man takes wrong door in hotel corridor.
Big deal.
Another socialist without a sense of humour…….. get over it !!
It was symptomatic of his talents and achievements. That will teach him to fuck our Finances. Miserable old Queen.
did you mention Queens ?
Gideon and Dave are all for a little ‘dressing up’ party ducky
Oh you are awful! but we like you
Yeah, and it’s not like he’s not done this before, perhaps because he’s a mental case who happens to be PM.
☭rown has cynically used the climate “issue” in a pathetic attempt to manipulate his woefull poll standing.
I don’t see any track record of environmental evangelism from either ☭rown or ☭ore prior to them having to face their own personal political disasters.
☭rown, like ☭ore, is a hypocrite.
If this whole COP15 thing blows up in his face, (and I, for numerous reasons, hope it does) it will be richly deserved.
P.S. MESSAGE TO MRS GORE: FUCK YOU, AND ENJOY THE UK CHRISTMAS No. 1!
Al ☭ore has been confined in an enclosed space with J☠nah.
What a pity that his family, instead of getting ready for festivity, must now prepare for the bad news that is sure to come.
Please how much longer before he is gone !
Please mummy, make the badness stop.
Just for one glorious minute Gordon thought he was back at a motel in Cap Cod.
Perhaps he was looking for his first house? No one else knows where it is, and why we pay his “expenses” on a second one.
This pathetic excuse of a prime minister that we are having to suffer beggars belief to all sane and normal persons.
I don’t think that this man is capable of sound reasoning and judgement given his naked desire to remain in office irrespective of what damage he his causing to this country.
He is to me obviously driven by a marxist ideology gained in his formative years and he appears to me to be hell bent in pursuing this discredited ideology eg:- USSR collapsed which pulled the rug out from under him and his comrades.
So now we have EUSSR as an alternative,which he could’nt wait to sign up to albeit not in the glare of publicity.
I always thought that a manifesto commitment was tablets of stone ie:- referendum,not so from liebour,which actually ends my comment with the message listen up folks,DO NOT TRUST LIEBOUR IN ANYTHING THAT THEY PROMISE.
Story of violence in Copenhagen not being told in MSM
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2009/12/climate-nazis-turn-violence-onto-their.html
you can sing along
“what a twat, what a twat, what-a-twat, what-a-twat, what a twat, what a twat, what a fecking twat – a twat – a twat – a twat
did-did-did-dah-dah-dah-did-did-dah dah etc etc
Has Blair Got His Snout In The Carbon Trough?
If the yanks see that video it’ll go viral really big!
Gore and Brown – two of the biggest fuckwits in politics acting like fuckwits at a fuckwit convention. Priceless.
And each enjoys a dirty smelly arse I hear.
from sam coates
Downing Street desperate for political credit for GB role at Copenhagen
Talks in Copenhagen are stalling and now at a critical stage. Air Force one has landed and President Obama has arrived via the back door. There’s no agreement yet on emission cuts.
But Gordon’s political adviser is desperately trying to milk every last drop of advantage out of the stalling talks. Amongst the gems they are briefing the media are:
“Any impartial observer would come in and think Gordon is chairing it”
and
“Obama and Gordon were giggling like schoolboys”
and
“I don’t think it would be possible for any leader to do more meetings than Gordon.”
I bet other world leaders would be far from impressed at such grandstanding.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/politics/2009/12/downing-street-desperate-for-political-credit-for-his-role-at-copenhagen.html
grim stuff indeed
To be absolutely honest… I don’t give a flying F**k about climate change…I just want to be able to pay my bills each month !!
Hilarious.
The jackets thing is a hoot. But nothing happens with these megalomaniac shop-dummies without a reason. Perhaps they were popping into Mandelson’s room for a little freshener and ‘light relief’?
(How desperate must Gore be, to be hanging out with Gordon Brown?)