Statporn for October 2 1/2 Million Views
Last month saw just over 2 1/2 million page views (1,787,599 + 805,759 via feed readers) from 1,051,281 visits by 236,689 visitors. Many thanks to readers and advertisers.
Maguire in the VIP Enclosure at Cheltenham – EyeSpy.MP
BBC Bias Investigation Collars Basil Brush – The Sun
Drug Cartels Say “Ban Mephedrone!” – ASI Blog
Boot-Boy Tebbit Chases the Dragon – Telegraph
Can Gordon Brown Handle the Real World, Honestly? – Times
Labour’s Brave New Strategy - Dizzy
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog
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Parliamentary Standards Commissioner John Lyon said of LibDem MPs…
“The effect of members not making over these payments to the House was to put their private interest above their public interest, contrary to the Code of Conduct for Members of Parliament.”
+ Crude (June)
As of 16 Mar 2010
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
well done guy
Baroness Scotland at it again. Illegal workers employed in the justice ministry.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6898210.ece
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/01/expenses-tory-nadine-dorries-gives-second-daughter-28k-job-in-her-office-115875-21787941/
It gets better
Yep, should get even better/more interesting as we head into next year and the General Election.
On another note, The Guardian is reporting Dorries only got £1,000 damages plus £2,500 costs. I thought is was going to be more than that.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/oct/30/nadine-dorries-damian-mcbride
Unlike Nu Labourites, Ms Dorries is obviously concerned more about principles than money.
That’s a new one on us.
demographic breakdown for advertisers
window lickers – 93.2%
those who taunt them – 6.8%
Actually the breakdown is more like
Readers who don’t make comments 95%
Window licking comment makers 0.5%
Those who taunt and tolerate em 4.5%
Roughly 50 people make half the comments on this site. They are not representative of the readers who on the whole are not window lickers.
Knock TaT and Master Bates out and that’d change.
Dear Mr Fido Gawkes,
Being unfamiliar with the term “window lickers”, would I be right in assuming it is referring to children at the back of buses and coaches being taken to New Labours comprehensive schools?
Yours sincerely,
Agatha Crusty.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/67623034_2a78851dd6.jpg?v=0
noun: A windowlicker is a derogatory, informal description of someone with severe learning disabilities and/or a physical incapacity which renders them helpless when faced with the prospect of seeing a stranger through a window without smearing their mucus covered tongues all over the glass, possibly as some kind of retard greeting.
Alternatives are ’spaz’ or ‘mongole’.
I will knock you out if I get any more fucking back chat from you dick, you fucking prick.
and it is most interesting to note Guido mentions that 50 people make half the comments on this site. the great thick as thieves features often and since he has featured here the stats have gone up month on month.
you don’t have to be a genius to figure out the benefit and value that top boy offers this place, now do you?
that is why I am top boy.
innit.
That Mr Anonymous accounts for at least 50% on his own.
Brown threatens Kelly and stand up for greedy piggies.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6475673/MPs-expenses-Dont-let-reforms-keep-politics-for-the-rich-warns-Gordon-Brown.html
Meaning keep it for the wannabe rich on tha back of the taxpayer, I assume.
This bit has to be the funniest from that article.
“A source close to the Prime Minister said Mr Brown would tell Sir Christopher that the vast majority of MPs were “decent, hard-working individuals” who did not come into politics to milk the system,”
Would the source be the voices in his own head?
I’m sure there are some, but I’d quibble with the ‘vast majority’. Though to be fair, I imagine few going into any job wouldn’t be tempted by taking the piss. It would bother me less it being us they’re fleecing if there was some accountability/justice and we ’shareholders’ could sack the fuckers rather than waiting for the gamble of an election.
Actually 80 out of 460 ish
I second that – and excellent profile of you in The Catholic Herald:
http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/features/f0000487.shtml
Go the papes!!!
Yes very good article,
Good stuff Gudio…
Keep it up…
We will get there !
Great work, Guido. Too long, we are sat on our hands and iwatched a self-serving political class destroy our proud country. They’ve done so much damage, but at least now there is someone holding them to account.
It looks certain now that the election will be May 6th. How about a countdown on the front page?
Great work. Keep lubricating the wheels of mass disdain for the troughers and shysters who pretend to represent us.
Guido, well done! May I be the second person to pat you on the back? (the first being yourself, as usual)
Self-congratulatory and boring.
Focus on what you’re good at, rather than wanking off in public.
Hear ! Hear!
Now go and pleasure yourself.
If you think you will be in the New Years Honours List………FUCK OFF
Nice to see some good news as I enjoy my traditional sunday morning kipper.
Off to get the papers soon, to have a browse through the filth rags to see if they’ve unearthed any more porkers sucking on the tax-teat.
I take it you’re a life-long civil service dullard, so allow me educate you:
Self-promotion, or “wanking off in public”, as you call it, is essential to anyone running their own business, and order-order.com is Guido’s business. Letting potential advertisers know how many visits the site gets is part of that self-promotion. Capiche?
business and advertisers have their own more reliable methods for determining site traffic on any potential website they are interested in
Talking of advertisers, why does Champneys keep advertising 2009 March Mothering Sunday here. Should someone not advise them it’s been and gone?
Isn’t it good to know you’re not alone in wanting to know the stuff that’s only accessible/pursued though/by folk like GF?
Yes. Each and every one of us a grain of gunpowder. Well done Guido and may I be the first to say Hooray Guido.
You are making a difference.
Is it possible for you to add a General Post that is open every Friday?
Gives you a break, and every topic is then valid.
No one wants to be Gordon’s spin doctor, not even for £80,000.
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1224408/Brown-snubbed-times-hunt-80k-spin-doctor.html
good going fawkes , loved the guidogram this week , dont ever charge for this site
For charging, a site needs to provide some sort of special value over and above its rivals. Political blogs will never be able to support a funding model because there will always be ideologically-driven rivals who will happily donate a platform to like-minded individuals for free.
What makes a blog like Order-Order is its contributors, not Guido (no offence Guido, you’re a splendid chap and all that, but nevertheless all the wit and wisdom here is provided by your contributors who will vanish overnight if you attempt to charge or water down your political standpoint). Nothing succeeds like success!
Need anymore proof that brown is bonkers?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224410/Hed-quit-thought-better-The-astonishing-reason-Gordon-Brown-wont-step-down.html
What McDoom really thinks:
David Miliband = ‘lightweight’
Alan Johnson = ‘lacklustre’
Harriet Harman = ‘a disaster’
Ed Balls = ‘too aggressive’
Isn’t he the one responsible for each of them remaining in position?
Fucking retard.
It is obvious that he hates the job, he knows he is crap at it but he can’t find a way out ( yet ).
Every day must be pure misery for him.
GOOD.
He may well have a point there about his colleagues.
Still, he doesn’t have to resign – he could call an immediate election and see how many of them survive the electoral process.
Well done Guy
Mrs Ashley has his profile in the Observer today they get everywhere the jug ears clan BBC advertising is at its best
Please,don’t mention it – we are after all,merely “window lickers”…….
It is important that you understand why I have pulled out of the Afghan re-run:
1) You have an unelected Prime Mentallist
2) You have in all but name an unelected Deputy Prime Minister, Lordey Lord Mandelson
3) Your cabinet is full of unelected Lords.
4) In recent European election 15% voted Labour, out of turn-out of 35% in other words 95% of the eligible UK voters did not vote for your ruling party.
5) You have corrupt cheating thieving MPs fiddling their expenses.
6) You are now going to have an unelected EU President and unelected Foreign Minister for a treaty you were promised a referendum and were not given.
AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO INVADE MY SOVEREIGN COUNTRY AND SPRINKLE DEMOCRACY AS THOUGH IT IS CONFETTI ON A COUNTRY THAT DOESN’T WANT IT OR NEED IT.
Fuck of you twats, invade your own country and sprinkle democarcy all over the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
3) Your cabinet is full of unelected Lords.
If CMD gets in at the election, the very least I would expect him to do is abolish all peerages created under the wasted years of Nu Labour self-serving corruption.
Hopefully he’ll annul all their poisonous laws and nick Blair for war crimes to boot.
Al salaam a’aylaykum,
Excuse me for my ignorance but who or what is CMD.
Shukran and have a nice day.
Abdullah Abdullah or spealt backwards Abdullah Avbdullah.
‘Claims of Mass Delusion
CMD = “call me Dave” Cameron.
Electing what passes for Tory these days in the hope of reversing NuLabour’s national sabotage is like deliberately contracting gonorrhoea from one pestilent slag to cure the tertiary syphilis passed on by the previous one.
Sky News today (Sunday 1st Nov):
Compulsory cooking to be introduced in schools from 2011. Yet another non-subject to pack the useless syllabus out with. The public education system has become a sick joke and totally unfit for purpose. I vehemently object to funding a system which turns out illiterate no-hopers with educational standards even lower than your average Zimbabwean. Nu Labour is creating a new peasant underclass of brain-dead slaves before our very eyes and no one is doing anything about it. Sometimes I despair…
We’re also meant to be teaching them how to sleep. Parents will soon be redundant.
Yes and jolly good cannon fodder they will be to.
All part opf Nulabs social engineering project…create a new thick underclass and programe them all to vote labour and be addicted to sucking on the state teat.
It is and has been for many years, the deliberate policy, masked by worthless record pass levels, to indeed produce a semi literate underclass.
There is also a deliberate policy to impoverish everyone, except a ruling and corporatist elite. The powers that be, want an uneducated and totally dependent, permanent underclass to do their bidding, without question.
They have almost achieved objective one, objective two will arrive as soon as all the green initiatives, have all been implimented.
Then we all will be slaves of unelected and unremovable government.
Don’t forget you need a “degree” these days to work at MacDonalds although you’ll probably have to compete with 70 other graduates applying for the job of burger flippin.(part-time vacancies only of course) at minimum wage.Makes going to uni worthwhile,you end up with a worthless degree,£20k student loan and doing a job that you could have done without the bother of going on to “Uni”. Tells you all you need to know about Labour’s Target of 50% of school leavers going to university and Brown’s economic incompetence
Now who was that bloke that said “Education ! Education! Education I wonder whatever happened to him ?
I notice the Telegraph’s online news pages have taken to auto-refreshing every every couple of minutes.
Does that mean that if a browser is left running in the background on one of these pages for a couple of hours then their stats show 60 “visits” ?
are you saying stats can be manipulated?
that’s hardly cricket
Not if the software is properly written. It should check for the client’s IP address and only clock-up unique visitors, not page re-loads whether manual or automatically-generated.
Are you saying you read the Telegraph??? why?
More spending brown ?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6898195.ece
1. Gordon Brown
2. Alistair Darling
3. Sir Fred the Shred
4. RBS
5. BOS
6. Butterscotch
7. Thistles
8. Unemployment
9. Drugs
10. Poverty
11. Alex Salmond
12. Celtic FC
13) Australian Mel Gibson starring as Willaim Wallace in Braveheart.
Gibson is convinced his hit 1995 movie Braveheart paved the way for devolution in Scotland.
Tony Bliar and Andrew Marr should be in the top ten of bad Scottish things. They might sound posh and think in Islington, but both were born in Scotland.
14. Psycho midges fae hell.
15) Nicki Campbell, the ponce of British radio
16) Drunk men who hang around cashpoints in London
Baroness Scotland appears to be missing from this list.
There is not A BIG ENOUGH PAGE TO LIST THE ROTTEN THINGS WE IN SCOTLAND HAVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH FROM ENGERLAND.
1. THATCHER
2. THE UNIONIST AND CONSERVATIVE PARTY
3. THE UNIONIST AND LIEBOUR PARTY
4. ALL YOUR WHITE SETTLERS
5. POVERTY
6.THEFT OF NATURAL RESOURCES
7.TONY BLIAR (HE REPRESENTS AN ENGLISH SEAT, THEREFORE WE DID NOT ELECT HIM)
8. GORDON BROWN (YOU ELECYTED THE LIEBOUR PARTY.
And just in case you don’t like this may I remind you that you should not start this.
There are a helluva lot of people who want to shake the dust of this misbegotten Union out of here and if you really dislike Alec Salmond ensure that you only vote for parties which would allow us this and Dave Cameron is not one of them. He along with most of the main stream parties are only too aware that they have been telling porkies to both the English and to the Scots and are caught in their lies.
Clearly your Scottish education didn’t help with your spelling.
If it wasnt for scottish advances in Technology,Science,engineering etc etc etc I suspect the English would still be living in caves and dragging their knuckles on the ground.
And what advances would they be then? The only thing you inbred ginger Hoons have given the world in unemployment, the benefits culture, drug addiction, heart disease and fat ugly women.
Hague rinses smearing Bananaboy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224443/WILLIAM-HAGUE-How-David-Miliband-tried-smear-me.html
There’s something distinctly creepy about ol’ Black Eyes and his uncanny trajectory towards EU foreign ministership. Miliband makes Mandy by comparison look like a regular kind of guy.
Miliband is a dangerous Stalinist from a shady East European/communist background.
Miliband is deeply creepy. He has the dead eyes of a great white shark. He could easily be the poster boy for a 21st century Big Brother.
Lovely to see Hague calmly, and sytematically demolishing Bananatwat and also drawing attention to some of NuLabour’s rather unsavoury allies.
Hague has come into his own over the past few years, and his stature increases by the day.
That’s what NuLabour cannot stand – a politician who is erudite, commands respect and can see through their disgusting, creepy, nasty, desperate smears.
His biting sense of humour is also fantastic
Jug Ears gives Ian Blair a platform to moan about Boris and the Tories. Disgraceful stuff even by Mr Miles’ appalling standards. Marr must be sacked for obvious political bias.
If Cameron doesn’t sort out the leftist/Labour bias at the BBC (Robinson, Marr, Pienaar etc etc) as soon as he gets into power next year then he will make a rod for his own back.
He has a hell of a lot of cleaning up to do of the mess Labour leave and he will be attacked every step of the way by the biased BBC if he doesn’t deal with them immediately.
And now Marr is giving Harman an easy ride.
Any egyptologist will tell you that if you’re rough with something that has been subject to archaic methods of preservation, you’re just asking for bits to fall off.
have to say though, he tripped her up over the sovereignty of parliament, the stupid cow was left open mouthed .
Should it not be the case that Hapless be cautioned at the start of every interview she does as she is suspected of road traffic offences at the moment ?
The BBC is way beyond reform and needs to be broken up and removed as a matter of the greatest urgency.
It should be asset stripped, dismantled and the pieces sold off to the highest bidder. Maybe it can finally do some good by helping to reduce the public debt.
I reckon Mr Fawkes could bid for a swing-o-meter
Oh don’t worry the drug users at the BBC will get theirs soon enough. Rumour has it that Lord Tebbitt will be put in charge of taking the BBC apart piece by piece.
BBC Polical Editor Andrew Marr is married to Jackie Ashley left wing columnist at the Guardian Newspaper.
She is a daughter of the Labour Life Peer Lord Ashley of Stoke.
95% of BBC Jobs are advertised in ther Guardian Newspaper.
Common Purpose or what?
“We’re all in this together” – that’ll be the shit, then.
Osbourne exposed Marr’s leftie leanings.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/sep/26/george-osborne-interviews-andrew-marr
If Marr didn’t have leftie leanings, he’d never have been given a ‘job’ in the BBC.
With “Antifa” (Anti-Fascist Action) now threatening to target Conservative Party activists it seems an opportune time to re-visit this leftist goon-squad and see what makes it tick:
http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2008/10/blackhoods-of-antifa.html
Terrible shame about the ‘Sharia for Britain Now!’ march scheduled for yesterday having to be called off, eh? ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please excuse my ignorance but what does #ROTFL#translate into??
ROTFL = Rolling on the floor laughing.
Sometimes extended to ROTFLMFAO = rolling on the floor laughing my fucking arse off.
AGs @11:23 Thanks for the info. Now it makes sense for me of comment 53 from S’e a.
tut – NOOB
I wont be drawn on this one.Any person proclaiming to be a “geek” elicits the following re-action IMHO~~~ROTFLMFHO.
I’d love to see those muslim-loving, commie gobshites from antifa/AFA try to take on the EDL but they wouldn’t have the bottle for a real scrap.
It would be funny to see UAF “targetting Conservative Party activists” particularly as Cameron supports the dismal Trots.
Just seen the four remaining wankers from Boyzone on telly. They all look really grubby, sweaty and unshaven. A good hosing down and spraying with DDT might do them more good than continually bemoaning the loss of that little poofter Gately who probably would have died from AIDS sooner or later anyway.
53rd! I am on a roll! yeah baby yeah
so labour are cleaning up politics ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224444/Revealed-How-Tony-McNultys-ally-helped-limit-fine-just-14-000.html
Good article from Minette Marrin in today’s Sunday Times on Labour’s latest immigration scandal:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/minette_marrin/article6898174.ece
It’s not been mentioned on the BBC yet. I wonder why not?
‘Cos Straw denies it, and Neither is now back-peddling. Whilst this continues the BBC will feel vindicated in not reporting a ‘non-story’. No doubt a stitch-up behind the scenes with Neither, but a story that is likely to disappear. That will be the reality.
Neither = Neather
Hence “Neathergate”
My mistook. Eather way its the same!
Hitchens in the Mail goes further: “The slow-motion New Labour putsch that swept our nation away”.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224335/PETER-HITCHENS-The-slow-motion-New-Labour-putsch-swept-nation-away.html
Good followup by Peter Hitchens as well.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224335/PETER-HITCHENS-The-slow-motion-New-Labour-putsch-swept-nation-away.html
With Blair and Harperson in the same location, couldn’t he arrest her for legging it from the scene of her dangerous mobile telephony accident? We’d all think him a much better chap for it, for let me see now……seconds.
GF for PM!
Guido,
Just heard Mandleson talking about the British Grand Prix on Radio 5 live. Unless you are a car race fan like me, you won’t have noticed a superb collection of New Labour has-beens assembling over the last week or two for the final act of the great Formula One pantomime. Fast back to the glory days of new labour with Bernie Ecclestone’s donation to Tony “I’m a regular kind of guy” Blair, just seen failing in his EU Pres bid. At the back of the change in labour policy on tobacco advertising on GP was Flavio Briatore ( recently appearing in the Crashgate scandal ) who was then the boss of the Benetton F1 team……. on whose board was solicitor David Mills, recently re-appearing in a Berlusconi role…….whose estranged wife heads our squeeky clean 2012 Olympic programme. When I heard Lord M join the Formula One soap opera this morning, I felt as though I had put the final piece in a jigsaw.
Am I the only one to see the irony in the worship of Hamilton and Button by the BBC and Labour jumping all over Formula One considering their constant preaching about global warming and carbon f******* footprints ?
OT. Comfort an ageing pedant please by making it Guido Fawkes’s blog.
Good point. I find that a little annoying, too. C’mon, Guido…. sort it out!
The second ’s’ is not required. You are crap pedants.
That’s the comprehensive education system for you!
Wow – Alan Johnson rattled as hell on Sky’s Adam Boulton show re the sacking (by email) of Prefessor Nutt. His cheeks are getting redder and redder by the second.
Johnson accused Nutt of campaigning against the government. For Nulabour, disagreeing with them = campaigning against them. Proof that they are increasingly deluded.
http://page.politicshome.com/uk/nutt_was_campaigning_against_government_says_alan_johnson.html
and paranoid, and insecure,and desperate……
Lest we forget Dr David Kelly.
Bollocks from beginning to end.
1. And Mose and FancyMincingBum, having been driven away from the habitations of all decent, normal people, wandered again in the Wilderness.
2. And they were discomforted, and an hungered, and an thirsted.
3. And Mose and MincingFumblebum searched within their hearts why they suffered so, and why the people sayeth unto them : Go. Now. Far from us. Thou both art cheats, liars, and hypocrites. Also, thou doest things that normal men do not. And it is an abomination.
4. And MincyCrinkleBotty fancying that he hath found the answer openeth his mouth, and spake, saying : In the days that were good, I had meat and drink sufficient, and to spare. And my cup runneth over with boys.
5. And it was in the days when He that came before thee ruleth. And all believed in Him. And that which He said.
6. And Mose answered and said : But thou hast worshipped me and sayeth unto the sheeple ; here is the one that will bring thee out of the desert. How sayest thou now?
7. And MincingBotty answered and said : Truly thou art not worthy to untie the loin cloth of He that came before Thee. Thy figures and plans and promises are without substnce, thy numbering hath become a joke, and thy cunning hath left thee.
8. Also, all believeth that thou art a liar, whereas all believed He that came before thee, – until the latter days.
9. Nevertheless, I perceive an answer. Place all thy faith and control in me, and honour me by kissing my fundament. And I will save thee.
10. And Mose became an angered, and rent what little raiment he had. And beshit himself. And kissed the ring.
How does Guido Fawkes get such good numbers?
I plot and sweat and lie and cheat, my superbly gifted trolls toil for me, the Grouniad writes bollocks for me, and my loyal team of fat slags roll this way and that for me.
AlJaBeeba works the news for me, – and still that GF gets all them numbers!!
Nurse!!! I need another injection! can I have it in my botty and one of those calming enemas too?
Michael White makes pig noises on Adam Boulton.
” I think Blair and the people around him believed the 45 minute claim…”
Slip off your holey shoes and have your second kip of the day you silly old hoon.
I don’t doubt Gordon Brown believes his ‘best-placed to weather the global economic crisis that started in America and has fuck-all to do with me’ claim either.
But they are simply the self-serving ramblings of a lunatic. But these nut-cases are not acting alone. They could not have destroyed the UK’s economy and involved us in an entirely pointless Iraq war without the acquiescence of 400 Labour MPs.
The only people who can put an end to this insanity six months early are the Labour MPs who instead choose to just keep taking the paychecks, the expenses and the pension contibutions and fuck you, me and the entire UK economy. In fact the more fucked the better – because then they’ll be able to get all dewy-eyed about what terrible tax-rises and savage public sector cuts the evil Tories are making and so shorten their (deserved) time in electoral exile.
Fuck doing the right thing. The ‘right’ thing is whatever gets their feet back under the table asap and if that means wilfully destroying the economy and running up even more monumental debts in the coming six months then that’s a price they’re happy for us to pay.
The fucking evil, self-serving bastards.
Brown may be a lunatic but he did not act alone.
Oh I dont know, I got a rather nice watch out of it . Do you like it ?
Isn’t it sad that Justin and Edward are more popular than a deluded one eyed jock mong?
Syphilis is more popular than a deluded one-eyed jock mong
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http://little-object-a.blogspot.com/
Who is Justin ?
How do you keep track of what you have read on this blog, I click on the date above the posters response but when I return all the posts I have read have returned to their previous colour ie: blue not black.
Darling is on the Politics Show
wants to sell off all the good bits of Northern Rock……….
….. leave us with all the toxic bits….. who the heck can we sell those to??
How about Trafigura !!
Didn’t we always know that the good bits would be sold off and the debts would remain on our collective backs Helsinki_syndrome – bottom line is that this is all just an transfer-of-wealth exercise – bet ‘they’ can’t wait for the REAL coming out party in Copenhagen in December!
Did it start in America or did it start here in the Northern Rock ??
Why not do a further deal with Domino’s and Subway for money off vouchers for us all Guido – special “co-conspirators deal” say, 20% in addition to their ongoing special deals?? After all, their businesses must be booming considering those stats!! (I’m hungry….)
ps – not sure about the soft porn ads today though…..I won’t be seeking buy one get one free there. . .
Methinks thou dost protest too much.
All Hail Precedent Bliar, the EUSSR’s biggest * * * * !!
At your enthronement – and that of yor missus, and new numbering system will be instituted as follows :
1000 Millisquits = 1 Straw
1000 Straws = 1 Brhroon (500 Brhoons = 1 MincingBum)
1000 Brhoons = 1 Bliar
other numbers will be for fat Noo_Lie_Bore slags (The Belly)
the pie-eating capacity (The Prezza)
the groping capacity (also The Prezza)
the troughing capacity (The Udder)
and so on
Mr Fawkes may be interested in this tribute to the only person who decoded the European constitution paired with the Lisbon Treaty. There is also a link phone number to call for anyone hoping to read it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/christopherbooker/6475599/The-man-who-let-us-read-the-EU-constitution.html
Rory Stewart: A new kind of Tory
An interesting announcement at this time!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/6475289/Rory-Stewart-A-new-kind-of-Tory.html
Labour election fraud ‘would disgrace a banana republic’: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article377468.ece
The dirty evil corrupt filth in parliament are organising massive election fraud for the next general election. The stinking vile lying thieving trash from the sewers in the Nu Labour/Tory/Lib Dem party (it’s all one party) are going to make sure no decent people are elected and only the same old evil corrupt filth get a ticket on the gravy train.
We need a radical change in the law so that MPs can be sentenced to death and burned for their evil crimes. Decent people need revenge against the dirty filth in parliament.