Labour has quietly removed all merchandise featuring Keir Starmer from its party shop. Presumably it was flying off the shelves previously…
The ex-PM, ex-MP’s face used to be plastered all over the site. Leaflets, banners, posters, the lot. Whoever bothered to open their wallets for this stuff now owns collectors’ items…
Anyone with £20 burning a hole in their pocket can now splash it on a pack of 500 leaflets featuring a smirking Andy Burnham with “BRING BACK HOPE” emblazoned next to him. All hope was lost on last guy…
Robert Jenrick on the Today programme:
“Can you now give a guarantee to your listeners this morning that no BBC presenter in the future will be exposed as a paedophile, as a number have been in the recent past? No, of course you can’t…”