As the embers of WW III were heard crackling into life across the East, Mr Speaker began PMQs reminding Members of the need for good temper and moderation in their language and the need for respectful debate. “Pete Wishart!”
“Thank you Mr Speaker,” he began, Parliament’s favourite Scot. “The campaign slogan in Scotland may be ‘Hold your nose and vote Labour,’ but doesn’t the feculent stench of five-day fish, as the rotting flesh falls off the Prime Minister’s political skeleton, just make everyone want to throw their guts up?”
