Greta Thunberg has recently landed in Paris CDG after being carted from the port at Ashdod to Tel-Aviv. This follows the sad flop of Thunderberg 2’s mission to break the Israeli sea blockade…
Thunberg refused to watch videos of the 7 October atrocities and was packed onto a commercial flight back to Paris. Flight, you say?
Guido had a look at the flight on which Greta was put – a Boeing 787-800. Which churns out 146.7 grams of CO2 per seat per mile…
From Ben Gurion to Charles de Gaulle airports you’re looking at over four hours in the air and 2043.3 miles travelled. That is 300 kilograms of toxic material emitted by Thunberg alone on the one flight back…
Greta immediately gave a press conference on her landing in France to claim she had been “kidnapped.” Will anyone think of the planet?
Krishnan Guru-Murthy asked John Healey: “Just finally, I mean Andy Burnham has been very clear he wants Britain back in the European Union in his lifetime. Do you?”
The Chancellor replied: “I’m older than Andy Burnham. I don’t expect to see that.”