Co-conspirators will be used to frequent wails from climate activists, charities and BBC weather that all scientists agree that the planet is entering a spiral a doom that we cannot come back from. Despite this, a declaration has been signed by 1,609 international scientists dismissing the existence of a climate crisis and insisting that carbon dioxide is beneficial to Earth. They say we aren’t heading towards the ninth circle of hell…

The Global Climate Intelligence Group (CLINTEL) said in its World Climate Declaration that “There is no climate emergency”. Two of the scientists are Nobel laureates—physicists. One of which, John Francis Clauser said:

“The popular narrative about climate change reflects a dangerous corruption of science that threatens the world’s economy and the well-being of billions of people…It has been promoted and extended by similarly misguided business marketing agents, politicians, journalists, government agencies, and environmentalists. In my opinion, there is no real climate crisis.”

Greta may be out of a job…