As Tory MP Greg Smith prepares for his election campaign in the new constituency of Mid Buckinghamshire, other candidates are being selected to stand against him and present an alternative vision. The Green Party has recently selected Councillor Greg Smith to take this mantle. They say that, unlike Greg Smith, Greg Smith “is committed to local business and strengthening local communities“. That’ll be a tough line to push – Greg Smith is well known as a sound Conservative voice in Parliament and in Buckinghamshire…

Greg Smith’s team is confident they can use the confusion to their advantage in their campaign. As, Guido assumes, is Greg Smith’s. Meanwhile, Labour has just selected a candidate of its own: Carissma Griffiths was the winner of the 2022 “Miss Voluptuous” Pageant of plus-size women. Guido is sure the competition will be stiff…