Greggs Westminster Officially Open!

Greggs Westminster is officially open! The ribbon was cut with ceremonial aplomb by the Times’ Grant Tucker this morning. In a developing media storm, Guy News caught him on camera accepting a Greggs VIP gold card for his troublesm making him something of a pasty patsy. Crumbs…

Many happy customers…




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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