Mirror Chicken Fattened Up for Election Slaughter

As this remarkable weight grain shows, it’s been a tough first week for the Mirror‘s left-wing chicken. He appears to have gone to seed on the campaign trail. The now very flightless bird made the three-hour schlep out of London to Great Yarmouth in order to confront Theresa May. Unfortunately, she cancelled her visit at the last minute. A wizened Mirror hack tells Guido: “I think the chicken idea might be past its prime…” Guido disagrees: our very own Guido Squawks is limbering up for action:


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