Ted Cruz Shoots and He Scores

US gossip site Deadspin has been needling Ted Cruz about basketball ever since he called a hoop abasketball ring at a campaign rally when he was running against Trump in the Republican primaries. They were incredulous as to the authenticity of his affection for basketball. So when Politico reported that he’d started a regular weekly basketball session with Republican senators like Marco Rubio they demanded photographic* proof:

Good comeback to cheap abuse and good use of a popular internet meme. Even better if you fully understand the jokeA slam dunk for the senator…




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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