UKIP Candidate Sorry For Gay Donkey Horse Rape “Banter”

UKIP’s leadership contest takes a surreal turn as unknown John Rees-Evans declares he is running and discusses live on the Daily Politics how a gay donkey raped his horse. “Please can we move on…”, says John, speaking for Kippers everywhere.




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