Viagra-Row Kipper to Give Speech on Impotence Tonight

BILL ETHERIDGE

A limp attempt at an apology from UKIP leadership candidate Bill Etheridge after his alleged infidelity and Viagra use was publicly exposed by his missus. Instead of showing a stiff upper lip, Bill is purple with rage and is calling the cops on his partner. It’ll never stand up in court…

He also says he will be giving a speech on impotence tonight:

“At the end of the day, this is a very personal issue and the posting of this on social media is in my opinion a serious breech of my privacy. That is why I have reported this matter to the police.”

“However, if my experiences does help to raise awareness and help make normative a treatment for this serious men’s health issue, then I’m happy to speak out.”

“That is why I will be making a speech on this issue tonight at the UKIP leadership hustings in Belfast.”

A bona-fide PR flop.


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