A Day in the Life of Michael Dugher

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Just Yesterday, Beatles fan Michael Dugher had the arts crying Help! when he claimed that the DCMS budget was about to be cut by 30%. Yet Something was up with this Helter Skelter warning that galleries and museums would be “decimated“. Now we can all Come Together to laugh at him as the real terms cut is confirmed at just 5%. We Can Work It Out to be one sixth of what was feared. How will he Get Back his reputation after this?

UPDATE: Dugher responds:




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Trevor Kavanagh’s analysis of the Brexit process…

“Thanks to Mrs May and her useless Chancellor Phil Hammond, this will not come without pain. But we escape with imagination and true British grit or we will be boiled alive.

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