The 5 Most Green Party Conference Things Ever

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Green Party members are voting on a number of important proposals at their conference in Liverpool today – here are five of the best:

  • Reverse the current Green policy of banning cars. Apparently this is proving “unattractive with the electorate.
  • Extending article 5 of the UN Human Rights Declaration to include cetaceans , great apes and elephants. This would outlaw the kidnapping of dolphins.
  • Banning greyhounds from racing in a circle.
  • Allowing parents not to nominate a gender for their child at birth.
  • Banning the party from joining a coalition unless the Greens are in the majority.

Guido is sure it’s all been costed…

Pic via @MichaelPDeacon

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