Top Tory Caught With Host’s Au Pair at Dinner Party

Which top Tory recently shocked his dinner party hosts with his inability to keep it in his trousers during a north London kitchen supper? “Popping to the loo” halfway through dinner, the renowned lothario disappeared for so long that the host slipped upstairs to check everything was ok, only to find our mystery man boshing the au pair. All whilst the politician’s wife chatted away downstairs, completely oblivious to what was going on…


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