Friday Caption Contest (Share Your Pain Edition)

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Some belated caption contest prizes to give out. Rob Hutton’s “Romps, Tots and Boffins: The Strange Language of News” goes to ‘The Common Man‘ for:

“After 36 hours Ed still cannot decide what to write on his brother’s leaving card”.

Iain Martin’s “Making It Happen: Fred Goodwin, RBS and the Men Who Blew Up the British Economy” is won by ‘A nice cup of tea‘ for:

“Both “It appears we share the same hairdresser””.

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Quote of the Day

Stephen Bush writing in the New Statesman‘s morning briefing…

“The terrifying truth is that the Opposition is too divided – within the parliamentary party, within the trades unions, within the Shadow Cabinet and even within the leader’s office – to be anything other than a veto player as far as Brexit goes, and the party’s whole gambit is really about trying to make that weakness look like a strength. Keir Starmer saying that Labour is “increasingly likely” to vote down the deal is simply a reflection of the fact that the one thing the Labour party will be able to agree on as far as Brexit goes is that Theresa May’s deal is no good.”

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