WATCH: Labour Councillor: I Had Sex With Alien Aged 6

Readers will remember Simon Parkes, the Labour councillor who claims he fathered a lovechild with an alien. Today he told This Morning he lost his virginity to an extra-terrestrial holograph aged 6. Apparently she appeared as the woman from the Fry’s Turkish delight advert…


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