WATCH: Labour Councillor: I Had Sex With Alien Aged 6

Readers will remember Simon Parkes, the Labour councillor who claims he fathered a lovechild with an alien. Today he told This Morning he lost his virginity to an extra-terrestrial holograph aged 6. Apparently she appeared as the woman from the Fry’s Turkish delight advert…




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Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”

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