Why Did Luciana Chuck Her Man, Eh?

What on earth could have happened to Labour’s lovebirds Chuka Umunna and Luciana Berger? Richard Kay reports this morning that fresh from a trip to Ibiza the couple have called off their well thought-out relationship. Good news for the Westminster’s boys though…

This isn’t the first time Luciana has had trouble with a Labour MP. Was it the same little problem her ex-lover Siôn Simon inadvertently revealed to the world? Or perhaps since Chuka’s demotion from being Miliband’s PPS the ambitious Miss Berger is aiming her sights a little higher. Though after dating the Prime Minister’s son, a minister, and then the leader’s aide-de-camp, Guido is wondering who could possibly be next…

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Quote of the Day

Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”


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