FLASHBACK : Happy Saint Patricks to Irish Dave.

He drinks Guinness you know.  Dave says draught Guinness* in cans “is one of the great inventions of our time “No, really O’Reilly.

According to Debrett’s Peerage, Dave is William IV’s great, great, great, great, great grandson through Elizabeth FitzClarence, the King’s illegitimate daughter, one of at least ten children he had out of wedlock with Dorothy Jordan, an Irish actress from County Waterford, and his long-term mistress, who is in fact Mr Dave’s great, great, great, great, great grandmonther. So, as the lyrics say, “inside Dave, there’s an Irish heart beatin’ “…

*How many cussing plugs do they need before they send a truck load?




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