I’m No Longer a Candidate, Get Me Out of Here!

The Guidoisation of politics continues: Brian Paddick is going into the jungle with I’m a Celebrity. He claims

“This is about doing something for fun and showing people that I’m not just a serious politician and a serious former police officer… I think the public when they see me in the jungle are going to see that I’m not some camp, that I’m not some sort of liberal guy who’s got really crazy ideas about everything on the planet including drugs. I think they’re going to see somebody who actually is fairly normal, whatever normal is.”

Nothing to do with him missing the limelight and not having a proper job. Yeah, right.




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