CCHQ are having their Christmas party tonight. Somebody is worried that the boys and girls will get out of hand. Surely not, this isn’t the Bullingdon Club after all…
HR have just had a word with me regarding the CCHQ duty of care and tonight’s party.
In essence this means each Department nominating someone to ‘be sensible’ and ensure that each of their people aren’t found (a) drunk (b) abusing other members of staff and (c) that each person in their team gets off the premises safely.
Therefore please can I leave it to you all to nominate someone sensible within your teams to make sure that tonight goes smoothly?
Jennie Gorbutt │ Party Chairman’s Office │CCHQ
The Human Resources party-pooper is Giles Inglis-Jones, who once tried to impose a gagging contract on all CCHQ staff. He is not popular at CCHQ nor, as you can see above, was the gagging contract successful.
Do feel free to email pictures of “sensible” drunken fun to Guido, photocopied bum prints are a must…
UPDATE : The Tory Christmas card is here. The more ideological one from those Eurosceptic jokers is here.