Over 70,000 people have so far watched Gordon’s two minute bogeytastic excavation via YouTube, making it by far the most watched political video outside the US. Guido put the video together in a bit of a hurry and looped the Twilight Zone theme tune on repeat.

According to a source the “dee doo dee doo” tune echoed around the new Millbank Tory open plan HQ all day as the boys and girls watched it on their screens mesmerised. Back to work chaps before Hilton finds out…