The heart-warming tale of how a young girl brought up in relative poverty achieves absolute power by getting into bed with strange right-wing men. Featuring the great hits:

• Don’t Cry For Me, Tunbridge Wells
• Oh What A Caravan moving across the desert, Oh What A Show
• On This Night of a Thousand Sparts
• I’d Be Surprisingly Good For You with the ABC1s
• Another Manifesto in Another Hall
• High taxing, adored
• And the Taxpayer’s Money Kept Rolling Out