New Musical About “Fascist Tart” is Great Success

Revised lyrics by Greg Clark MP; revised music by Aretha Peter Franklin

The heart-warming tale of how a young girl brought up in relative poverty achieves absolute power by getting into bed with strange right-wing men. Featuring the great hits:

  • Don’t Cry For Me, Tunbridge Wells
  • Oh What A Caravan moving across the desert, Oh What A Show
  • On This Night of a Thousand Sparts
  • I’d Be Surprisingly Good For You with the ABC1s
  • Another Manifesto in Another Hall
  • High taxing, adored
  • And the Taxpayer’s Money Kept Rolling Out



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