Lembit Opik’s secret intrigued co-conspirators yesterday (it also excited the Popbitchers). Now without over-exciting m’learned friends too much, Guido thinks it is safe to say that Lembit is a bit of a boy. Inquiring minds want to know:- Does he have a tattoo somewhere special?
- When is the wedding?
- How Social, Welsh and Sexy is she?
- Does she wear the cat-suit at home?
