Sian : Fetish Dresser?

Lembit Opik’s secret intrigued co-conspirators yesterday (it also excited the Popbitchers). Now without over-exciting m’learned friends too much, Guido thinks it is safe to say that Lembit is a bit of a boy. Inquiring minds want to know:
  • Does he have a tattoo somewhere special?
  • When is the wedding?
  • How Social, Welsh and Sexy is she?
  • Does she wear the cat-suit at home?



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“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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