Your Chance to Sleep with Ann Coulter

It is not what you think (or knowing Guido’s readership, more likely fantasised about). The last time this blog mentioned Ann Coulter the comments went ballistic for and against. The wingnut/moonbat detector on the server blew a fuse.

So a blog reader is bound to want to purchase this Ann Coulter Doll to sleep with or perhaps violently smash to pieces. Either way it should be gratifying whatever your predilection.

The doll has the authentic blonde hair and short skirt look. According to the seller on eBay the doll also says “outrageously bold anti-liberal statements, some are quite shocking” – so it really is just like the real thing.

You have until 9.30pm tonight to bid for it Mr Paxman.




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