Guido saw Bremner, Bird and Fortune on Sunday. Bremner was good, but Bird and Fortune were terrible and as unfunny as ever.

One Bird and Fortune sketch about the Olympics had them both in hysterics laughing at their own lines (in a pre-recorded sketch note). It was accompanied by a Stalinist backing track of of canned laughter, the comedy show equivalent of a Potemkin village.

Guido has said it all before. They are just NOT FUNNY. Stop it. Get better material. Retire.