Unfortunate Bird Jokes

Guido saw Bremner, Bird and Fortune on Sunday. Bremner was good, but Bird and Fortune were terrible and as unfunny as ever.

One Bird and Fortune sketch about the Olympics had them both in hysterics laughing at their own lines (in a pre-recorded sketch note). It was accompanied by a Stalinist backing track of of canned laughter, the comedy show equivalent of a Potemkin village.

Guido has said it all before. They are just NOT FUNNY. Stop it. Get better material. Retire.

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Quote of the Day

Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”


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