Huhne came over as competent and Adam Rickitt as lightweight. The crowd were claptastically keen on Huhne.* Guido fell asleep, so the highlights as told to Guido by his City gambling source: “Rhodri Morgan making a tit of himselves by refusing to say if he was for/against the Iraq war or even where he stood/stands.”

City source “Rickitt is actually very intelligent, but knows very little/nothing about history, politics, current affairs… he referred to the war in Rwanda as ‘tootsies vs hootsies'”

Gay source “Rickitt did not look as good as in your picture“.

*Have stopped calling him Whatshisname and Whuhne because he could win.