This picture (which Guido has just naughtily cut ‘n pasted from ConservativeHome.Com) is a touching display of unity. That’s young Aitken in the Davis T-shirt, but who is the butch one from camp Cameron with the nice smile?

Aitken’s “you couldn’t run a bath” heckle has now rendered him famous – for – Westminster. Send amusing sightings to the usual place…