Davis’ Boobs

Not his speech, those girls that got the Sun so excited. Zoë Aylward was described in the Torygraph as “a member of David Davis’s unofficial fan club” she spontaneously had a batch of T-shirts produced with the slogan “it’s DD for me” emblazoned across the chest. “I think he’ll make a fantastic leader” she gushed. The less photogenic Fay Jones said “What’s more, if blokes are going to look at your boobs, they might as well learn something in the process.” That’s the modern Conservatives, equal opportunity for all, particularly blondes with double-D tits..

Guido thought it a little harmless fun and it added to the gaiety of the world. But according to an anonymous source, we should congratulate David Hart from Basher’s campaign team on getting his girlfriend to go along with the “spontaneous” stunt. More than that, Guido congratulates him on getting his girlfriend to exaggerate her bust size…

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In response to the news that Emily Thornberry described the Lib Dems as “like the Taliban” over their new revoke Article 50 Brexit policy, the former Lib Dem leader responded:

“Come on Emily, if we really were like a Middle East terrorist group, don’t you think Jeremy would’ve invited us to a conference fringe meeting before now?”


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