Gorgeous Georges’ muslim missus is giving him the elbow for cheating on him. That’ll swing the muslim vote.

Bookies reckon Oona will win Bethnal Green, which is a shame. Oona is a Blairite clone who has backed Blair in 99.5% of parliamentary votes. Gorgeous George is a clown who would enliven parliament and add to the gaiety of the nation. C’mon you mullahs, get the muliple votes out.