Shagger Galloway

Gorgeous Georges’ muslim missus is giving him the elbow for cheating on him. That’ll swing the muslim vote.

Bookies reckon Oona will win Bethnal Green, which is a shame. Oona is a Blairite clone who has backed Blair in 99.5% of parliamentary votes. Gorgeous George is a clown who would enliven parliament and add to the gaiety of the nation. C’mon you mullahs, get the muliple votes out.

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Peter Mandelson tells Emma Barnett…

“I think that Jeremy Corbyn himself should search his conscience and ask himself whether he’s the best person to lead the Labour Party into the general election with the best chance of success for the party.”


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