Shagger Galloway

Gorgeous Georges’ muslim missus is giving him the elbow for cheating on him. That’ll swing the muslim vote.

Bookies reckon Oona will win Bethnal Green, which is a shame. Oona is a Blairite clone who has backed Blair in 99.5% of parliamentary votes. Gorgeous George is a clown who would enliven parliament and add to the gaiety of the nation. C’mon you mullahs, get the muliple votes out.

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Quote of the Day

John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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